>>21978887
Never have never will 7up style

What the fuck is "dirty" soda. What the fuck does that mean. I don't understand today's trends.

It's the best mountain dew and also the best orange cream soda.

>>21978897
Regular soda but with coffee creamer added.

>>21978887
My dumbass wife tried to make this at home with coffee creamer and the stupid bitch made a huge fucking mess all over my kitchen counters because it foams up a lot when you pour the creamer in

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>>21978908
>Regular soda but with coffee creamer added.
i fucking hate americans so fucking much

>>21978913
Mormons*
It's a Mormon thing. They can't drink coffee or alcohol, but gallons of corn syrup and cream is okay.

>>21978913
yeah I'd much rather eat live maggots. glory to Europe!

>>21978921
Mormons can't drink mountain dew either though.

>>21978932
They're actually pretty split on this one. Some think they can't have caffeine at all, but their fruity little book specifically says "hot drinks are bad for the belly," so there are plenty Mormons who think caffeine is fine, but they'll go to Mormon hell if they drink anything hot.
These people are extremely fucking annoying.

>>21978945
I knew a guy who lives in Salt Lake City and works with Mormons, despite not being one. He would drink coffee and his Mormon coworkers would make passive aggressive comments about him drinking coffee lol

>>21978960
I live near their fruity temple in Spokane, I hate them with a passion. They get really pissy when you tell them that no, you don't want to talk about their faggot book, you can learn everything you need to know online.

>>21978908
Oh, that's something I used to do when I was fat and retarded. I can't believe that became something popular enough to get a name. Pepsi is better like than than it is normally.

>>21978945
What do they do about soup, wait till it cools off?

>>21979019
They're specifically forbidden from drinking anything brewed like coffee or tea, but any other hot liquids are fine.

>>21979031
what about cold brew decaf?

>>21978945
Wow that’s more regarded than i thought.

>>21978910
Just divorce her already good god dude

>>21978921
Why would anyone care what Mormons think?

>>21978921
It is because Jospeh Smith was pissed his wives were gossiping over tea so he banned hot drinks.

I got a 12 pack of that and my god was it disgusting. I'm going to toss it, always before if I didn't like I would at least drink what I had, but this, this is vile.

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>>21978887
I took the wuss route and got Zero Sugar. Too scared to try the regular one.

I would never drink Mountain Dew (I'll take a crab juice), but I just got a 1/4 oz. of a strain called Baja Blasteroid.
I'm gonna smoke it from my bong. Want to watch?

>>21978887
Tried the regular version today, it's tolerable when very cold.

>>21979105
By the same token, it's anti-tobacco because Smith's wife hated having to clean spittoons because Smith's friends would come over to his place to plan the next phases of his religion and would spend hours chewing. Basically everything in the Pearls of Wisdom can be attributed to microaggressions that the Smiths faced during their religion's formative years. It's not unlike how Mohammad's wisdom is also based on his personal grievances.

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>>21978887
have a real japanese cream soda

I had one of these earlier. It's just like an overly sweet cream soda. Can't even taste the dew.

>>21979293
yes, post a link

>>21979373
Mental illness

>>21978908
It's not that bad but it needs to be non-dairy creamer because real stuff will curdle