>>21980533
did you fuck her

>>21980536
I'm working on it :-)

>>21980533
Sounds fictional. I doubt an indian would even differentiate those countries.

>>21980549
OP is clearly an Indian virgin

>>21980533
It's called an Americano because espresso was too strong for the American palate - they had to water it down to approximate drip coffee. Congrats to you and your cafe for misappropriating an insult.

>>21980533
did this happen in 2006 before Singh Hortons was exclusively staffed by indians?

>>21980533
“I’m not sure if canadians are Indianized Frenchmen or Frenchified Indians” - cotton mather 1744

it's hard to imagine now but tim hortons used to be so good

>>21980633
>pumpkin tart chads...
>walnut crunch chads...
>we are undone

>>21980533
And then everybody clapped.

>>21980630
What was the Quaker Oat dude doing on the rez?

>>21980613
Canadianos are softer americanos anyways

>>21980633
I miss their cookies.

>>21980533
If you want to make up stories, go to /lit/

>>21980533
did everybody clap?

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>>21980533
>You know what they call an Americano in Canada?
>ਅਮਰੀਕੀ ਕੌਫੀ

>>21980623
unless you're in that shithole called Toronto, most Timmies around the country are staffed with normal people.

>>21980779
Not true anymore. Even rural Tim Hortons in MB are jeeted

And then a wise old eagle named Terry Fox flew to the top of the donut case

>>21980533
>the name has its origins in World War II when American G.I.s in Italy diluted espresso with hot water to approximate the coffee to which they were accustomed

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>>21980533
>Canadiano
Perhaps this name will stick permanently? I still say freedom fries but no one knows what I’m taking about. However I can see Canadiano lasting

>>21980777
>>ਅਮਰੀਕੀ ਕੌਫੀ
Is that coffee with poop?

>>21980533
And then she pooped in your coffee as is the custom of your 'people'

>>21980779
>>21980783
about an hour a half north of Toronto in a small town, and there is literally only one restaurant that is staffed exclusively by white people. It's the pizza place my family has always preferred all my life, every other pizza place and restaurant is all indians in the kitchen, and I've noticed that I get sick whenever I've eaten at restaurants in the last year or so. Interesting

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>>21980836
Niagara Falls has some really dirty restaurants nowadays. It never used to be that way. It’s the newer people that have come here

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>>21980533
Based fellow Canadian patriot.

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>>21980853
>Based fellow Canadian

aren't Canadians technically American?

>>21980875
not unless you're a pedantic redditor who pretends to not understand that america refers to the usa and not the american continents even though in english we consider north and south america two separate continents so nobody would ever call the continents just america

so in other words, no.

>>21980881
we're not talking English language though with 'Americano'

>>21980836
I work in a small town pizza place, any resume with a brown name goes straight into the trash.

>>21980536
fpbp

>>21980545
What's to work on, if you were a McDonald, she'd be ordering the McDick.

>>21980875
Pretty much the same in most people’s eyes. I don’t really differentiate.
Not so much with South America.

>>21980881
No, Canadians are well down the cuntish scale. Americans are nearly off the charts - definitely the most cuntish. It's pretty much evidenced in this thread: bitter, angry with no personality

>>21980935
Canadians are alright, just a bit slow.
You generally have to repeat yourself a few times when talking to them.

>>21980875
>aren't Canadians technically American?
Don't associate us with useless, irrelevant Canadians, bitch
Their only contribution to world cuisine is fries with gravy, and only Canadians eat it
They literally have not come up with anything else