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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:28:55
No.
22051280
I got Hawaiian BBQ today and it was… not good
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:31:16
No.
22051285
Isn't it just teriyaki chicken?
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:32:48
No.
22051286
>>22051280
hawaiian Food sucks
What did you expect?
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:36:00
No.
22051289
>>22051280
hipster tax paid again
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:51:02
No.
22051311
>>22051286
Don't they have fish?
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)17:56:32
No.
22051320
>>22051311
Hawaiian food doesn't even exist. It's fusion cuisine all the way down. Orange chicken is Hawaiian food.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:01:37
No.
22051328
>>22051280
What did they put in it/taste like?
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:07:19
No.
22051337
>>22051286
>reddit spacing
>using AI to validate themselves
Please stop breathing. Death to clankers.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:09:22
No.
22051338
>>22051337
I’m not validating Myself lol
I’m asking the internet why hawaiian food sucks the way it does
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:11:09
No.
22051346
>>22051338
because Hawaiians are ultimately poor, brown, and American
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:32:15
No.
22051373
>>22051280
The problem is that they have no particularly unique preparation of meat. Ribs and teriyaki can be found elsewhere. Hamburger patties with gravy? That's a fuckin Stouffer's salisbury steak.
They could get away with the "two scoops of rice and macaroni salad" if the main dish were anything special, but it's not.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:33:21
No.
22051376
>>22051280
why did you get three sides instead of 2 meats and 2 sides
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:34:49
No.
22051377
>>22051376
is that not the standard plate lunch configuration? 1 meat dish 1 scoop mac salad 2 scoops rice. although it's usually white rice
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:40:05
No.
22051387
>>22051377
there are two meats in your picrel
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)18:42:58
No.
22051390
>>22051376
imo like 1.5-2 rice is a good amount for OP's amount of meat. He got 2, which seems fine to me
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)19:09:58
No.
22051432
>>22051337
this
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)19:22:15
No.
22051451
>>22051280
Thats not spam amd rice rolled up in seaweed.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)20:15:24
No.
22051532
>>22051286
>>22051338
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)07:40:59
No.
22052337
>>22051280
make your own, use wood not charcoal
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)07:42:07
No.
22052338
>>22051532
I only feed friendly birds
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)07:44:18
No.
22052340
>>22051337
>clankers
Holy reddit
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)13:04:46
No.
22052559
>>22052337
No. I refuse.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:07:29
No.
22052630
>>22051311
You would think.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:08:29
No.
22052631
>>22051346
Why dont they just go fishing?
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:10:42
No.
22052633
Looks like nasty "ghost kitchen" slop
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:11:55
No.
22052636
>>22051280
Why is there both pasta and rice
It looks like you're eating leftovers
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:32:05
No.
22052658
>>22051280
>>22052633
Yeah it looks like something you get out of a Mexican ghost kitchen.
I'd get pollo, rice&beans, plantain,& slaw
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)15:19:23
No.
22052700
>>22051280
Looks like $30 per plate for you haole.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)16:08:46
No.
22052731
There's a Hawaiian place open all night near me so I've ordered from them before.
They have goofy as fuck names for their entrees like hunk hula hoopa looka chicken fuck or maui wowie hot volcano hapukala haha firecum
It all fucking tastes the same. Shitty chicken thighs with teriyaki sauce.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)16:24:47
No.
22052751
>>22051387
>gee Bill, why does your mom...
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)17:27:42
No.
22052855
>>22051280
>plate lunch faka
I get the seafood plate lunch, regular (meat) plate lunch is bland and make you momona.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)12:24:41
No.
22053907
>>22051280
Isn’t it supposed to be white rice?
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)12:46:57
No.
22053923
>>22052631
The waters don't have enough fish/etc to support the population and tourist population
And they export most of the fish because the value vs volume
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)14:02:52
No.
22053977
>>22051280
The mac salad is always disgusting. I don't know how they manage to make it with more mayo than I had in stuff growing up in the midwest.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)14:14:42
No.
22053988
>>22051286
Overall yes, but I love spam
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)14:21:56
No.
22053997
>>22051280
Should’ve gone yo Mo’Betta’s Brah
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)20:46:02
No.
22054437
>>22051286
I love how now search engines (AI) will just confirm your most angry and bigoted opinions for you.
Makes me miss when I would drunkenly google something racist and get a bunch of thinkpieces and reddit links that essentially told me I was being an asshole who was judging something broad by a narrow set of experiences.
Now you just go "Why are the Niggers so Uppity" and it'll be like "Nigger got uppity because woke culture took hold under Obama" here's a link to a facebook post, a reddit thread in r/white_pride_worldwide and a 1955 speech from the former Governor of Mississippi.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)20:52:05
No.
22054444
>>22053977
it tends to be salty as fuck too for some reason
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)21:02:11
No.
22054451
>>22053977
Midwesterners are big back
Samoans are bigger back
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)07:35:09
No.
22055060
>>22052855
Is that rice studded with fake crab? Looks revolting.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)13:39:54
No.
22055265
This thread made me want to make Hawaiian food. I cut up two whole chickens for huli huli chicken and made chef John's macaroni salad.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)13:48:19
No.
22055273
>>22051373
Except for meat jun, perhaps. Pig roast at a luau is pretty cool, too, though
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06/08/26(Mon)23:45:45
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06/09/26(Tue)04:03:48
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06/09/26(Tue)04:05:47
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