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Anonymous
Chili
06/05/26(Fri)08:02:49
No.
22052354
With or without beans?
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)08:27:00
No.
22052374
>>22052354
chili without beans is like ragu alla bolognese without any tomato. sure, it's "traditional", but both beans and tomatoes are delicious and nutritious and you're depriving yourself of flavor for no reason by not adding any.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)08:40:05
No.
22052377
beans in
and so many crackers crumbled into it it becomes a paste
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)09:48:36
No.
22052432
>>22052377
>crackers
I'm pretty sure you meant to say frito corn chips
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)12:40:34
No.
22052539
I roast poblanos, jalapeños, onion, garlic, tomatos, and tomatillos in the oven until blistered, then mash them in a pot with paprika, salt, cumin, pepper and add in some browned meat chunks (pork or chicken). Is this chili?
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)12:57:41
No.
22052552
>>22052354
With! Light red kidney beans.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)14:39:16
No.
22052664
If it's soupy with beans
If it's more thick than soup then no beans
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)15:00:11
No.
22052684
>>22052354
With beans.
Beans are yummy. They add texture. They are nutritious. And they're cheap. Unless you are making topping for hotdogs or something.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)16:20:52
No.
22052748
>>22052354
I prefer mine with.
I've done thinly sliced brisket marinated and smoked with peppers and salt, reconsituted as a stew. As part of a meal, it was pretty far from terrible - a little lime juice, a little shallot butter... but I would not have enjoyed it as much without veggies and rice. There's something about chili that demands to either be a part of something great, or to have filler to be greater itself.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)17:23:31
No.
22052847
>>22052354
With! plus cheese and sour cream
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:09:35
No.
22053121
>>22052354
I am an anti bean extremist, no bean is the way god intended chili to be eaten simple as. Beans contribute no positive flavor and only exist to fill volume when you cannot afford more meat.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:10:35
No.
22053126
>>22052539
Close enough, that sounds delicious and I would do unspeakable things to that compound.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:12:50
No.
22053129
>>22053121
you must have incredibly unsatisfying poos
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:46:26
No.
22053184
>>22053129
Forgive me for avoiding mustard gassing the apartment when I make chili
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:53:34
No.
22053200
>>22053184
Do you though? Your splanchnic and pudendal nerves must be firing like you've got them hooked up to 120. Would you even notice at this point?
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)20:59:26
No.
22053208
>>22053200
My brain is smooth and therefore your insults flow past my brain like water on the feathers of an elegant duck. You cannot hurt me with words I am too retarded to understand you utter buffoon.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)21:11:42
No.
22053235
>>22053208
I will slow my words like ducks in the water.
The lack of beans is causing you a lack of regularity. Because your colon is either full of water or concrete at any given time, your ass-wiring is sending your brain some funky breakbeats.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)21:15:36
No.
22053239
>>22053235
I am quite fond of funky breakbeats. Thank you for your explanation. I will not likely add beans to my chili with this revelation however I will partake in a a Prodigy album today in your honor.
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)21:19:40
No.
22053246
>>22053239
That, and maybe a bran muffin or something, is all I ask. <3
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Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)21:22:04
No.
22053250
>>22053246
Your compromise is acceptable. I try to mix in some flax seed to my greek yogurt to supplement fiber however the texture is suboptimal.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)12:25:33
No.
22053908
>>22052354
I like baking my beans slightly too long and stirring vigorously. That way some of them break open and the chili gets a slightly mushy texture.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)12:29:44
No.
22053914
If the chili is going to be a topping (like for nachos, rice, noodles, or hotdogs) then no beans, but if you eat it on it's own then yes beans because it's just extra protein and a nice texture to add to the meat and sauce.
This is the only correct answer and anyone who says otherwise is an uncultured retard.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)12:46:00
No.
22053922
>>22052354
With. Always with.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)13:18:08
No.
22053949
With, but only a quarter of the usual. It's just right to add the flavor but still makes way for the meat.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)15:21:51
No.
22054056
>>22053922
Where are the chiles?
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)15:27:21
No.
22054060
>>22052354
chili is only chili if there are no beans in it.
simple as.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)15:29:34
No.
22054063
>>22053922
beans
crappy envelope of shit
tomatoes
ground beef
you aren't making chili.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)15:33:51
No.
22054065
Depends on what you are doing with the chile. Beans are good. Over rice, mashed potatoes. You might not. Sometimes hominy instead of beans. Some times everything. Cook and eat what you like. Fuck the haters.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:27:56
No.
22054122
>>22053922
The more I look at this the more it pisses me off
To hell with you
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:30:59
No.
22054128
I'm from Texas.
Chili needs beans and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)16:31:50
No.
22054129
>>22054128
based queer
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)19:05:05
No.
22054340
>>22053121
100% with you, and I'll add that IMO they completely ruin the texture of the chili. For what it's worth though I never eat chili straight, it's always a topping for other stuff.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)20:32:12
No.
22054421
>>22054122
That sounds like a personal problem.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)20:46:54
No.
22054440
The gringo style with ground beef needs beans. The original spic style with chunks of meat does not. Don't @ me, you know I'm right.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)21:22:18
No.
22054469
>>22052354
With. Don't give a fuck about authenticity in private dining.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)21:59:32
No.
22054494
chili has beans
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)23:16:19
No.
22054557
Beans taste like shit so no beans obviously.
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Anonymous
06/06/26(Sat)23:59:18
No.
22054612
I like to put a Knorr beef stock pot in my chilli.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)01:21:57
No.
22054680
>>22054469
This. I hate holding authenticities hand when authenticity makes for a worse meal. Put some fucking beans in your chili. It's better.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)01:29:45
No.
22054689
As long as its the trifecta of black beans, pinto beans, and red kidney beans
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)01:45:34
No.
22054702
>>22052354
i'm a broke fuck so i put beans in it. i parboil them for 15 minutes before putting them in. usually black and kidney beans. are there any other beans that could be tastier?
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)01:47:36
No.
22054705
>>22054702
Pinto.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:02:50
No.
22054716
>>22054612
i like to put a stock pot in my homemade stock to give it a stocky flavor
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)04:17:54
No.
22054845
>>22052354
>With or without beans?
Chili is an ancient Mesoamerican stew consisting of tomatoes, peppers and BEANS, meat actually being optional. If there are no beans, it's not "chili".
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)04:19:31
No.
22054849
>>22052377
>and so many crackers crumbled into it it becomes a paste
Indeed and the trick is to put the crackers in the bottom of the bowl _before_ adding the chili, as this makes mixing them in far easier.
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)12:20:53
No.
22055214
>>22052354
Without beans
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)12:22:13
No.
22055216
>>22055214
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Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)16:31:15
No.
22055450
>>22052354
I like kidney beans and golden hominy in my chili. I'm willing to bet most of the people who'd bitch about it online don't even make their own chili powder. I'm from Texas and nobody really gives a damn about it here except maybe restaurants that do it as a gimmick and even then places like the Texas Chili Parlor have options with beans. It always seems to be people from other places making a big deal about beans.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)00:01:34
No.
22055906
>>22052377
This but cornbread instead of crackers. Crumble it in until it's a porridge.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)00:17:34
No.
22055916
>>22055906
>This but cornbread instead of crackers.
Yes, yes, yes
>Crumble it in until it's a porridge.
NO, NO, NO
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)01:03:33
No.
22055964
>>22052374
Bolognese without Tomate isn't traditional THOUGH
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)01:11:39
No.
22055972
>>22052354
Without
Always without
This provides a Better Consistency for Chili Cheese Burges and Doges, the only thinges one actually uses chili for
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:02:28
No.
22056073
>>22055916
Explain why it's OK to crumble crackers into chili but not crumble conrbread.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)03:11:53
No.
22056077
beans or no beans was always a distraction. the real dividing line is tomato or no tomato. once you start making chili without tomato the beans issue sorts itself out.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:23:35
No.
22056126
>>22056077
If you make chili without beans and without tomatoes then what dish are you making? Because it sure as shit isn't chili.
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Anonymous
06/08/26(Mon)04:46:28
No.
22056136
>>22056126
it's chili (chili peppers) con carne (with meat)
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06/08/26(Mon)07:09:39
No.
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06/08/26(Mon)08:28:51
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