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There are way too much shota thread.... Is /cm/ a shotas board now?

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>>4012649
>now

>>4012648
Commie sho cute!

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>>4012649
Always has been.

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Dog boys and cat boys were made for each other.

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>>4012660
How is he such a massive whore?

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>>4012673
That's just how Hojos were.

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Does emizel count as a humanoid character? He's not human after all

>>4012917
Technically all shotas posted on this board are humanoid

>>4012673
thats what happens when shos are left to figure things out on their own

>>4012938
Steve Minecraft

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Romans really had it great, they get to enslave all those barbarian shotas

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>>4013138
You should not enslave shos.

>>4013140
It's ok, they'll get to live in a real civilization

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>>4013138
I prefer the Greek approach of having a shota as your student and lover until he's old enough to become the teacher of another shota.

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>>4013142
Samurai were based like that too

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Tickle your shota

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>>4013130
>>4013131
Holy newfags

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Love boys.

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>>4013165
Always

>>4013148
Enlighten us, oh great one.

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>>4013184
>>4013134

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Death Emizel got that skinnyfat gyatt with the mewing drip rizzler sigma NPC Ohio walk, caught in 4K slopper 9000 skibidi yes yes Fanum taxed my bussin plate no cap frfr on god W riz no maidens L fit delulu grindset corecore reality glitch built like a Minecraft villager me personally I wouldn’t let that slide, straight outta Skibidi Ohio final boss goo goo gah gah rizz yeetified rizzler maxxing that mewing jawline while I touch grass in VR. Slay. Ratio. Bet.

>>4012649
If we’re being honest men think shos are cute. I think they always have

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All of the shota threads got force archived again. Except the "straight" shota thread that was getting necro'd alongside the other one for months and has been full for weeks.

i'm the cute boy who has the pleasure feets, and isn't gay.

>>4013202
Based jannies, fags btfo

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>>4013204
Since you're here, were you the one that was lying about this board in the 801 thread? Were you the one going around to the old shota threads that had images deleted asking why they weren't full? Were you the one that had the now deleted meltdown in the "straight" shota thread? Are you actually Elliot or do you just simp for him? Are you >>4012649?

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What your honest opinion on pony sho?

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>>4013206
Meds.

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What are your thoughts on Snufkin? He also hated private property which made him a very based commie shota and not-so-famous in jewsa.

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I've recently become quite fond in communist ideology. Please share some pictures of shotas with communist flags in the background or themes related to communism.

>>4013222
tummy :3

>>4013223
>>4013226
Cringe

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>>4013227
The best part of a sho's body

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>>4013226
I am sorry, Thalemic shota is the most I can do. As Alistair would have wanted.

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>>4013226
I don't think I have a single pic like that anywhere.

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This sho kills fascist like>>4013232 at Stalingrad

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>>4013223
>>4013226
Based /cm/rade.
>>4013228
you know that an ideal shota world would be the one run on communism? It would be a world without possessions, billionaires, and greed. Everyone would live in happy and sharing, enjoying life and living the way they truly want. The world we live in today is run by a bunch of crooked politicians and those who control every aspect of your life are greedy billionaires. This dystopian hellhole is the product of the capitalism you are defending.

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I dislike both ideologies but fascism is more shotacon aligned if anything.

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>>4013240
why did you post nazis then? Those are not the same.

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>>4013242
Are you serious?

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>>4013226
Best I can do is post a soviet cartoon based on Red Hood featuring a shota since I try to stay away from politicfaggotry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwAQKRfmad4

>>4013238
>>4013240
>>4013241
>>4013243
Was drawn by virgin edgelord, btw

Take your politic arguments to >>>/pol/ before the thread gets nuked.

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>>4013247
This

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>>4013247
Who would win?
Hitler Youth or Young Pioneers?
>>4013247
But which ideology has the best shota?

>>4013243
Fascism was to a large degree futuristic new ideology. Nazism was on the other hand more esoteric and turned back to the ancient mythical past.

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>>4013230
I'm more of a thighs guy myself

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>>4013250
This is super cute.

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Would you vote for a sho if he ran for president?

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>>4013257
Absolutely! I wish the world was ruled by shos.

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>>4013257
Unfortunately, no
>>4013259
That's a bad idea. They're too naive for the job.
Although it would be quite amusing to watch their debate.

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>>4013257
a vote for sho is a vote for purity

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>>4013257
Yes. I believe in shota supremacy.

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Now as I look around, it's mighty plain to see
This world is such a great and a funny place to be
Oh, the gamblin' man is rich an' the workin' man is poor
And I ain't got no home in this world anymore.

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>>4013263
<3

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>Tells you to sybau and calls you unc
How do you respond to this little twerp without sounding angry?

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>>4013267
Tickle him until he pees.

>>4013267
Confiscate his iPad and change the wifi password.

>>4013267
tomorrow he's gonna walk funny

>>4013221
Does he have a horse cock?

>>4013226
You must be 18+ to post here

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>>4013251
>But which ideology has the best shota?
Obviously a technocracy

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>>4013285
Of course.

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>>4013287
>two party system between nerdy shos and sporty shos

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Need... Shota... Bussy

>>4013244
I swear, Russians are obsessed with their boys, and I can't blame them :x

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Long hair sho sexo.

>>4013293
Would he kill you if you spanked his butt?

>>4013291
A guy posted a video talking about he had an opportunity to get some bussy and I was like...are we finally saying it out loud?

>>4013260
But if they ruled the world they wouldn't be naive because it would mean that they found out about their power over men and successfully took advantage of it. I hope I live to see that.

>>4013299
How many wars would shos start?

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Your package, sir

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>>4013304
None. They would settle their scores in fortnite.

>>4013295
It would be extremely painful.

>>4013304
Probably just as many as there have been. Shos would definitely fight over men. I feel like that's actually happened before.

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>>4013305
I hope I get to live to have shota robot sex dolls

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>>4013330
What if they get hacked and kill you mid sex?

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>>4013331
Not a bad way to go.

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>>4013291
Don't we all?

Anyone have pics with magic tattoos or crests?

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>>4013238
>>4013240
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>>4013243
Such a shame that this artist nuke their gallery. They draw the best nazi sho

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>>4013380
Hisoka is so lucky

>>4013383
That's artists for ya

>>4013389
Why's be look like that

>>4013393
The blue ones are the cutest.

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>>4013381

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>>4013407
perfect boy

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>you're not going anywhere, young man. You have to finish your homework first.
>no way, monmmm ! I want to go outside and play with my him too.

>>4013412
>no longer a virgin

>>4013421
I can see his ball(s)

>>4013425
I think that's his underwear.

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>>4013412
Slut

>>4013431
Oh no! The waka is drunk on ai!

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>>4013407
What is going on in that panel? Is that how he became a non-virgin?

>>4013298
cute twinks are rare asf imo

>>4013452
Kyler Moss comes to mind :x

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>>4013452
Not really

>>4013452
Which is it, unrealistically high standards, or terrible location?

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>>4013452
I don't think that's true anon. I see (and even chat with) cute twinks every time I go out to the pool, and I don't live in a college town or some place with an unusually high percentage of young men.

If anything they're much more common than they used to be.

>>4013465
image source?

>>4013452
I mean maybe they’re just not confident enough? For example, I know I could have any “straight” guy I wanted, if I chose that.

>>4013463
He’s probably the hottest one I can find. I only watch at this point. Is he just my type or are there others? Austin too but I feel like that’s obvious.

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>>4013470
@whes95s4325 on Xitter. They had an older account that got nuked too.

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>>4013467
Probably unrealistically high standars. I regularly see beautiful twinks and i live in a place where you'd probably think they're rare.

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>>4013477
thanks, I recognized the artist but it must be from their nuked account in that case

>>4013463
>>4013476
Idk what it is, he's just so boyish, and his emo hair comes from a better time... He also has a small pp so he's a natural bottom
>>>/hm/2695775

>>4013480
Really? That’s considered small?

>>4013484
It's a bit below average

>>4013484
>>4013487
You both just confessed to have micro dicks

>>4013484
Only in the porn world. He's bigger than 90% of the twinks I've been with.

>>4013488
Dicks are huge in the porn world.

>>4013478
What are you from that I'd think they'd be rare?

>>4013469
Ill try to get out there and see then. The last place id ever go to is a gay club tho

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>he watches 3d porn

>>4013476
Nanidanielg on Xitter is amazing

>>4013488
I've literally never once cared about it. Even if it is. Particularly with another guy, why would it matter?

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>>4013493
Gay clubs are lame. They're full of straight women. Skate parks are the place to be.

>>4013496
It usually affects who gets to be on the bottom. Some people with really small or poorly functioning dicks just physically can't be on top. It's okay, it just limits things a bit.

>>4013504
I mean they would need to be so small to the point where it's a legit medical condition or on purpose. I doubt it's that common.

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>>4013505
More common than you'd think with zoomers. Estrogen in the water maybe? It's unfortunate. Even if they can get it up and are capable a lot of them have mental hangups about using their penis in my experience.

This is anecdotal, but out of 4 twinks I had sex with last year, two of them had a poorly functioning tiny penis and could not achieve a hard erection. I think one of them might have had klinefelter although I didn't ask. Just one of those faces.

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You get any shota you want as your bf
BUT
he's a yandere psycho completely obsessed with you who will stalk and follow you absolutely everywhere, have a shrine dedicated to you (full of photos taken without your consent and things you thought you had lost or throw away), do weird rituals like cutting bits of your hair for his shrine, putting his blood in the food he makes for you and demanding that you offer him your blood, try to ruin your relationships with others so you have no one else but him, attempt to lock you in a basement so you can't escape him, and try to hurt and kill you if he considers that you don't love him enough. On the upper side he'll be great at sex, cooking and doing house chores.

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>>4013510
Nah, i think the whole Yandere/Tsundere psycho thing is cringe as fuck. Give me a lovey-dovey shota that's always in need of cuddles.

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>>4013510
Not like I have any other relationships to ruin.

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>>4013510
Also, I love Basil's hair. I think it might be my favorite of any sho.

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>>4013497
>tfw no TLoZ game with Ganondorf as an ally instead of an enemy

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>>4013515
Stop simping after villain

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>>4013515
>Hyrule has fallen into a dark age with its races being manipulated into conflict by some unseen evil
>Link, orphaned by this strife, is raised by the Gerudo
>Ganondorf is a father figure and mentor to him and a genuinely good and noble leader
>the start of Link's quest is him trying to help his Ganondad in the war
>Zelda is the acting ruler of the kingdom of Hyrule and, at the outset of the game, Link's enemy
>but she and Impa have some leads about the great evil and are trying to stop it, pulling Link between the two sides
>towards the end Ganondorf is seduced by the evil power exploiting his desire to protect and uplift his people
>after a touching and epic boss battle, Link is able to save Ganondorf with the power of love
>the three bearers of the triforce unite to defeat the great evil and bring peace to the land
It would admittedly be weird and subversive. But, after how shit totk's story was, I don't think people would mind. And it would satisfy a lot of the things people have wanted to see from Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda as characters.

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>>4013518
What if the villain was a cute sho?

>>4013510
>>4013512
There is nothing better than an obsessive villanous shota who will love you and kills everyone who dares to look at you.

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>>4013510
Easiest yes of my entire life. If I am lucky, I can spend a few amazing years with him by my side at all times and then we can both suicide before he gets too old. I've always wanted to date someone as obsessed with me as I am myself.

>>4013526
Damn, suicide? Idk about that man

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>>4013538
Well it's either that or he's going to murder me, obviously. I wouldn't be against that either, though I would really like to spare my precious boy from men's prisons. I do not intend on experiencing old age already.

>>4013545
Im fairly certain he’d only murder you if you did something wrong.

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This is the basement of my house.

>>4013531
What does this mean?

>>4013548
If it’s consensual okay, if not you’re kind of mean lol

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>>4013548
I would prefer a cozy shota dungeon where they can play and have fun.

>>4013390
What?

>>4013553
sounds more like a dog pound.

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>>4013510
hes absolutely bananas but hes just so damn cute

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>>4013556
I've never seen a dog pound that I would describe as cozy.

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kel best boy

>>4013562
That is because real dog pounds are not usually occupied by shotas.

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>>4013565
but they could be
but they could be...

>>4013567
if that ever happens, i will have to check to see if im actually dead.

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>>4013552
kind of is a bit of an understatement

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>>4013568
join me in puppy sho heaven where the kibble flows freely and the squeaky toys never lose their squeak

>>4013569
Yes obviously thanks for pointing that out.

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>>4013569
protecc

>>4013570
Theyre not actually dogs lol

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>>4013567
I would adopt so many shos.

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>>4013553
This. Imagine shos excitedly running towards you everytime you get home and you bring snacks to watch movies together with them ToT

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I love brats too much

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>>4013578
then why are they in crates checkmate

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>>4013577
<3

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>>4013522
I have been in love with the idea of Ganondorf being Link's adoptive father/master for years and I would buy a new console just for the game you described.

>>4013579
I could save them

New?

>>4013580
This is why you need two: so you can play each off the other to maximise their affection.

Not! That would be mean; all shos should be assured of the continued love and care of their caretakers.

New
>>4013600

>>4013548
Good taste in shotas
Can I come visit to play

>>4013569
worship shota butt ToT