>>4031859 >So can good catholic shota piss be considered holy water? The Vatican doesn't want you to know this, but all holy water is made from shota pee. That's why it's salty. >filename Did you make this drawing yourself?
>>4031890 Hisoka would kill brainrot Killua and spare us all, and Illumi wouldn't bat an eye at it because Illumi would see brainrot Killua as a failure to the family.
Really the best way to unrot a shotas brain or anyone’s brain really is to make them play video games that have a clear start middle and end that are relatively short and are made to be finished, and were made by real people. So really games made before the ps3 era, and preferably Japanese. Could just stick on the 3D Zelda games and have a blast. That’ll replace scrolling on TikTok but is actually healthy for development.
>>4031940 >relatively short This is the opposite how to cure brainrot, brainrot is shortform content that damages attention spans, it shouldn't be some 4 hour call of duty campaign, it should be at least 20 hours to finish
>>4031940 I would say that's the easiest way, rather than the best way. And is more of a first stage. Going outside and playing like a normal boy is the best way. That and taking up a productive hobby. But those are harder to transition to straight from scrolling. So non-brainrot vidya serves as a detoxifying gateway. >>4031944 >it should be at least 20 hours to finish That would count as short for vidya, especially modern vidya. The brainrot version of video games are open world, endless "content" treadmills that people sink hundreds of hours in to. Something finite and focused like Majora's Mask would be considered short.
>>4031947 forcing someone to read something they won't understand won't do anything except make them hate reading which will contribute to the problem not solve it, only attempt this if they are actually capable of understanding it
>>4031953 >fictional boy of course he can understand whatever the writer decides he can, and you know the raven is a poem not a book right?
Getting them to read anything that's a couple hundred pages would be a good start for curing brainrot, as long as they're reading and understanding and focusing on one thing for a sustained period of time, it doesn't have to be "high literature" it just has to keep their attention for more than 10 seconds or however long the average tiktok video is that they're accustomed to
>>4031955 checked. you're forgetting that all shotas are fictional, I suppose. idk it's really hard to get a kid off tiktok. the only thing that stopped me is that my tiktok feed became police violence and border gore of entire highways full of protestors getting tear gassed for complaining about an n'wah not getting to use counterfeit money.
>>4031953 That anon is right. Being compelled to read stuff I didn't care about as a kid made me hate reading. If you want kids to read, you need to convince them. What specific books and how you shill them will depend on the specific child, their interests, how old they are. But they need to want to do it. One of the most impactful things is leading by example. Boys look up to male authority figures (or at least want to if they aren't being constantly disappointed by them). So seeing the men in their lives reading will make them think reading is cool and mature and manly and they'll want to do it themselves without being forced.
>>4031948 Well that’s what I was going for. You aren’t going to get anyone to read if you take the phone away from them. That wouldn’t be stimulating enough and they would get bored. And besides, video games from around that time do contain literary elements. A “story”. So they’re technically reading. Video games are a form of multimedia after all.
>>4031956 Kurapika would be the one most likely to understand him. Even more than Gon. Not because he'd ever talk like that himself. But because he has to be able to navigate the seedy underbelly of criminal society to reclaim the eyes, which would include learning contemporary slang.
>>4031964 >And besides, video games from around that time do contain literary elements. Yeah, I didn't intend to shit on vidya. Majora's Mask in particular is one of the best examples of a video game telling its story in a way that only a video game can. And it has more narrative depth than most modern literature.
I’ve only played wind waker and played that again earlier this year. I’ve then went on to play and beat every 3D Zelda game up to twilight princess. It might be my favourite video game series, now. Just fantastic all the way through. My personal favourite though is still wind waker.
>>4031974 You may have misread my post. I’ve said I’ve beaten each 3d Zelda game up to twilight princess. Which includes OOT. Although OOT is still fantastic.
>>4031960 I saw people doing that shit with Ken Amada when Persona 3 Reload came out and it triggered the fuck out of me because the setting is explicitly 2009-2010
>>4031979 Well since I said I’ve only played wind waker along with “played that again earlier this year” that means I’ve had an earlier interaction with it and in the next sentence I’ve said I went on to beat each 3D Zelda game since my latest playthrough of windwaker up to twilight princess.. not very hard to work out anon-kun…
>>4031981 Well if you said you've only played one, then go on to say you've played all of them, one of these two statements is false, which means you are a liar, and if you're a liar it's possible that they are both lies, so how can I believe either of them, or anything you state now? LIES ARE BAD ANON
>>4031983 I-I’m not lying :( I only meant to say that I played windwaker before and then replayed it this year and then went on to beat every 3D Zelda game up to twilight princess :((
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today Iamgine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man
>>4032102 I haven't read the manga, so I didn't know, but when he got shota-fied and starting acting cute to all his siblings I really wanted for it to be his younger self deliberately acting in a way that his older self would be upset about as a way to troll his older self for being dumb enough to drink the wrong pills.
>>4032162 You should definitely watch to your eternity, especially up to the part where they put the immortal shota deity inside of a metal container and poor boiling metal in it trying to kill him but actually just sealing him inside a tomb while he burns for who knows how long until it cools only to be woken up hundreds of years later
>>4032159 There was a 3 episode anime years ago that I thankfully don't remember the name of so I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to that seemed like a cute shounen-ai sfw happy story, ended with a love triangle where boy A loved boy B, boy B loved boy A back, and boy C got jealous because he also loved boy A and got rejected, so he raped boy A, repeatedly, for an entire afternoon, boy B beat the shit out of boy C, boy A moved away. No happy ending for anyone.
There's a transgender person on Twitter posting screenshots of posts from this general to hundreds (sometimes thousands) of likes. He likes to tell people to come post here, and a lot of his replies are filled with antis.
>>4032237 I know who you’re talking about. I think it’s funny seeing normalfaggots get mindbroken by shotas (and sometimes lolis) So I don’t think I really mind him posting screencaps about us. I don’t think he captures enough attention anyways to the point where this board will just get infected by 13 year old pooner fujos that think this entire site is some 764 off shoot. So I think we’ll be okay.
>>4032261 Too much attention =/= a bad thing, it's just a fact, he's possibly the most recognizable shota, not the most popular one among the fandom, but possibly the most recognizable one to the public
>>4032222 I don't feel like saving all the pictures, 'll just answer in the reply.
>Favorite I'm one of the 3 or 4 Ken Amada chads that post here.
>Least favorite Rudeus. Fat gross lolicon neckbeard in a shota skin.
>Deserves more love The boys from Rush Era of Yugioh, like Yuga, Damamu and Yuhi.
>Too much love Controversial take, but Allister from Pokemon. He's barely a character but one of the most popular Pokeboys because of his cute design.
>Indifferent Mostly the boys from series I haven't really read yet like Hanako-kun
>Want to see more of Same as deserves more love
>Missed potential Sora Shiunin
>Similar personality I dunno, Mob?
>Favorite design Kakeru Todoroki
>Didn't like before, but like now I didn't care for Kazuki from Sarazanmai until I found out his Japanese VA was a man. that blew my mind, I legit thought it was a grown woman doing a little boy voice like most shota characters. it made me a fan of the VA
>Love but don't know way I guess Keita from Yokai Watch, in the sense he just gets me aroused. most other shotas I find cute on some level, but with him it's just lewd.
>Shotajiji That dogboy from Metaphor
>Favorite shota duo Ash and Goh
>Friend group The Sarazanmai boys
>Rivalry I guess Ash and Gary though I never shipped them.
>Liked by everyone but me Astro Boy is one of the most iconic shotas in terms of anime history, but I don't care for him at all.
>Like the design, dislike the character Does Deku count as a shota?
>Like the character, dislike the design Kido Yuto
>Befriend Too schizo to make new friends
>Favorite ship AshxGoh, I've been very into UnmeixSoramiya from the new Inazuma game though
>Least favorite ship Any /ss/ one if that counts. I'm actually not that upset over shotas liking girls their own age, but I just cringe when it's an adult woman.
>OC I don't even know any.
>Best character development This is tough because there's so many choices. Maybe Simon from TTGL?
>>4032281 I just think he's a very bland generic shonen hero with a waifu harem. They also tried to play it safe by making him 15 and giving him a much deeper voice than it looks like the design should have just in case the normies get grossed out by playing as a shota.
I also was just really disappointed by that game after the X cliffhanger was put on hold for 10 years.
>>4032222 I have some disclaimers for ones I had to reach for. I like Florian, just nowhere near as much as most people seem to. I do know why I love Hotarumaru. He's super cute. But the only thing I know about him or touken ranbu is that he exists. And I've never disliked Syaoran. But I used to be indifferent to him whereas now I like him a lot. I feel kind of bad for having Killua on there three times and Gon twice when there's so many shos that I love that I couldn't fit in anywhere. But for those categories they were simply the obvious choice. And don't take it personally, Selim anon. I like him. I just know I'd be too scared of him.
>>4032297 And here I was worried my tastes were too basic. The character development one is one I had a hard time deciding. What tipped me towards Killua was that his development happens as a shota. And that it not only doesn't involve him being attracted to a girl ever, but in fact is heavily centered on his relationship with another boy.
>>4032237 I know he doesn't have bad intentions (as >>4032249 mentioned, he's a shotacon as well), but I'd like to ask him to stop. All it does is bring normalfags and retards over.