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How would he take down the Soprano crew?
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>>152369132
He would disguise himself as a woman and fuck Tony for a while before getting the evidence he needs to take him down.
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>>152369132
poison the gabagool with cysticercosis so they all die
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>>152369132
He wouldn't.
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>>152369225
Vito backs him off with blowjobs.
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>>152369132
He'd listen, which is what nobody else did.
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>>152369272
The strong, silent type this one.
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>>152369132
why would he take them down, they would all die of heart attacks caused by too much foie gras anyway
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Balance a cardboard box with a stick, tie some string to it, and put some Gabagool in the middle.
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>>152369312
Oh, you're a comedian, is that how you broke your nose?
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>>152369132
With his fists
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>>152369351
Fists? I'm a happily married man.
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That's right cocksucka go back to Gotham
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Madone...
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>>152369203
Batman doesn't kill.
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>>152369149
Would he dress as Pepper Ann by any chance?
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>>152369132
Pretty easily. Most of the Jersey crew are just a step above retarded, several of them have personal issues that make them vulnerable, and a combination of luck and police corruption carry them heavily at points. Even within the context of the show it's a story about the final years of Tony's crew.
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>>152369132
He wouldn't bother, they're low time

Now once they kill his informant Adriana, then he's bringing them down
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>>152371005
Guess he'll need to work it into his busy schedule of beating up that finook clown and fucking his little boy sidekicks.
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>>152369225
this, Gotham is filled with well established mobs, he can barely keep one retard in the rapehole
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>>152369239
He was gay, The Batman?
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>>152369132
Depends on when. Early career Batman would go after them. Later career Batman would lean on them and turn a blind eye to most of their small-time crimes in exchange for information.
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>>152371428
I heard Bane blew his back out. Make of that what you will.
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>>152371550
Ohhh! Catching? Not pitching?
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>>152371563
And when the paramedics found them, he had his cock still in his ass.
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>>152369132
He would use satanic black magic shit
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>>152371782
That's a little gay, isn't it?
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The second Robin, whatever happened there.
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The Soprano's were a bunch of dumb thugs, he'd just break into the Pork Store and beat the shit out of all of them. It's not like they'd require a massive plan on his part.
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That is a very interesting concept. You need to make Batman a down to earth vigilante to have fun with it. Like something similar to 1939 Batman.
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>>152371851
On the day of Meadow's wedding Batman should ask him to turn himself in.
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>>152371880
I don't think it would work.
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Batman jobs to Pussy
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>>152369132
Send in Jason as an informant, he’s the one actually fits in with the cast of The Sopranos.
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>>152373062
>The fuck is up with that white shit in your hair, Jay? You fuck up your head trynna get wings like Paulie?
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>>152369132
The feds hardly had any difficulty coaxing rats in Jersey, Batman would have an even easier time bugging places and handing it over to Gordon to clean up the source, hell Gordon might not even need to bother considering how quickly most of them folded from the mere implication they could be charged before a real case was made.

That said I don't think Bruce would take down the Tony's circle, they're criminals but were usually the least detrimental family.
He'd just be clearing space for worse replacements if he did, easier to just hit a few of their operations to keep them in check while bringing down heat on the other families.
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>>152373091
>It’s white on account of having to put up with your fucking bullshit, Chrissy.
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>>152373414
>OH! I'm not the one who fucked up his pickups on accounta Two-Face flipping for your life or your money. How the fuck can you not see a guy coming when he looks like half a fucking meatball?
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>Think about it Ton, sudden weight loss?
>AIDS?!
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>>152373484
>When The Joker said he was gonna make Batman pull a boner who knew that was what he meant?
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Are the Sopranos even a big enough family for Bats to worry about? Doesn't Tony spend most of the series moping to his therapist anyway?
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Still going, this asshole.
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>>152369132
Easily. Like these idiots wouldn't even rate the Maroni or Falcone gangs.
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>>152374193
They're a glorified crew.
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>Exploit informants: Batman might anonymously tip off or intimidate low-level associates into flipping, using fear tactics like the Bat-Signal or sudden appearances to make them think the family is cursed.

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
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>You threw food at Oswald. That's gotta be resolved.
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>>152374547
fucking parade float
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>>152371789
It's a joke
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>>152373484
>Let me ask you a question, when the prison guard was sucking him off...
>No, it was the other way round, Joker was blowing the prison guard.
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>>152371397
>Gotham is filled with well established mobs
WAS, not is.
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>>152373443
>Ey Tone, meet my new friend Jay… the fuck is your last name again?
>Jason Toddechini.
>Toddechini?
>It’s Neapolitan. My bisnonno, God bless his soul, was the first man in his little village who ever shot a cop.
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>batman is strong fat borderline hobbo with schizophrenia that goes around Newark beating the shit out of other hobbos, gangbangers, crackheads and even cops on patrol during the night

>he is good at fighting, people in the neighborhood theorize he is a former box champion gone insane but old man Cobblepot says he is a Vietnam war veteran subdued to an undisclosed DARPA experiment during. Old man Cobblepot sustains they served together in the same unit before he was transferred

>the batman got his nickname because he likes bats and he keeps several in his house

>he is immune to rabies
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>>152369132
He would hack their phones, then find their bosses, then he would begin sowing chaos in their ranks by making false messages to each one of them, barely perceptable at first but increasingly agressive. Then they would tense as their business would crawl to a hault. Open violence would erupt on the street, and the bosses bosses would be found for causing mass damage. Repeat until organization is zeroed out. A mafia can recover from a hit. It can never recover trust once broken. After all. Mafia means "Family".
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>152376581
Don't cream yourself.
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>>152377991
>he would begin sowing chaos in their ranks
A little dysentery among the ranks.
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>>152377991
Has he done this in comics, tv, movies, or games?
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>>152380844
I dunno, sometimes he gets the blues.
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>>152369132
The Soprano crew were such fuckups that they took themselves down.
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>>152380963
They could fuck up a cup of coffee.
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>>152378089
>Uncle June tells Bruce to go shit in his hat
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>>152381776
And Janice keeps trying to borrow money from him.
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>>152369225
This is probably true. Despite how despicable some of the crew are, they work well as being a necessary evil. They're a lot more reasonable than someone like Two-face who'll decide to kill bank hostages based on a mere coin flip, or the Joker who'd kill them if it was funny.

This isn't to say that he wouldn't oppose them, but he'd stir them into a direction wherein civilians would never be harmed by them. Of course, this should be said, but even in real life the mob in general does NOT want civilians harmed at all, as that could paint a target on their back. This is why Bats is less likely to go after them, as Tony Soprano's crew going around shaking down someone who was baited into one of their gambling schemes is not something Batman would interfere with, as there is likely something worse happening within Gotham.

And also, the crew was already on the decline. If we're to take everything in the show as happening within Batman's world as well, the sopranos crew was gutted by the end of the show. The best mobsters in the crew ended up either dead or being a snitch, Tony himself was looking to be tried in court due to one of his capos turning into a rat, hell, they couldn't even properly shake down a fucking Starbucks store. The sopranos crew was likely heading into making legitimate businesses, as that's what many other mobsters did over time as law enforcement went after them quite hard.
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>he must've crawled under dere for warmth...
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>>152383199
KEK
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>>152369132
He'd just wait.
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>>152384065
For what? He still in mourning over the coming of the Keene Act?
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>>152384097
No, I mean the Soprano outfit is such a shitshow that all he'd have to do is sit back and watch it crumble.
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>>152369132
gabagool trap
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>>152377081
anon, you know damn well there's mobsters in gotham
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>Another Sopranoes thread
The fuck? Go away.
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>>152385432
I'll give you undignified.
Go fuck yourself. You, the mods, whoever.
It's my fucking thread.
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>>152385596
WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW!?
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>>152369292
I didn't know what foie Gras was up until today and now I want some
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>>152369292
Bro…I now understand why he died of a heart attack that.
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>>152369292
He really does look like a roman emperor
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>>152387277
That night*
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>>152387277
He was also abusing painkillers.
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>>152369132
easy
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>>152387277
Even after the show ended, he ate and partied hard. Fans would point out how he gradually looked so pale or jaundiced along with being so fat that it was a matter of when he'd drop.
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>>152369149
I'd read that

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