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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:18:10 No.152369132 How would he take down the Soprano crew?

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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:19:41 No.152369149 >>152369132
He would disguise himself as a woman and fuck Tony for a while before getting the evidence he needs to take him down.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:23:25 No.152369203 >>152369132
poison the gabagool with cysticercosis so they all die
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:26:01 No.152369225 >>152369132
He wouldn't.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:27:05 No.152369239 >>152369225
Vito backs him off with blowjobs.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:30:03 No.152369272 >>152369132
He'd listen, which is what nobody else did.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:30:48 No.152369282 >>152369272
The strong, silent type this one.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:31:45 No.152369292 >>152369132
why would he take them down, they would all die of heart attacks caused by too much foie gras anyway
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:34:07 No.152369312 Balance a cardboard box with a stick, tie some string to it, and put some Gabagool in the middle.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:36:18 No.152369343 >>152369312
Oh, you're a comedian, is that how you broke your nose?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:37:15 No.152369351 >>152369132
With his fists
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:38:32 No.152369362 >>152369351
Fists? I'm a happily married man.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:38:33 No.152369363 That's right cocksucka go back to Gotham
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:24:26 No.152369774 Madone...
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:00:22 No.152370130 >>152369203
Batman doesn't kill.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:03:13 No.152370161 >>152369149
Would he dress as Pepper Ann by any chance?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)00:21:04 No.152370355 >>152369132
Pretty easily. Most of the Jersey crew are just a step above retarded, several of them have personal issues that make them vulnerable, and a combination of luck and police corruption carry them heavily at points. Even within the context of the show it's a story about the final years of Tony's crew.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:21:02 No.152371005 >>152369132
He wouldn't bother, they're low time
Now once they kill his informant Adriana, then he's bringing them down
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:23:55 No.152371036 >>152371005
Guess he'll need to work it into his busy schedule of beating up that finook clown and fucking his little boy sidekicks.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:59:31 No.152371397 >>152369225
this, Gotham is filled with well established mobs, he can barely keep one retard in the rapehole
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:02:36 No.152371428 >>152369239
He was gay, The Batman?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:03:49 No.152371445 >>152369132
Depends on when. Early career Batman would go after them. Later career Batman would lean on them and turn a blind eye to most of their small-time crimes in exchange for information.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:12:01 No.152371550 >>152371428
I heard Bane blew his back out. Make of that what you will.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:13:09 No.152371563 >>152371550
Ohhh! Catching? Not pitching?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:16:06 No.152371600 >>152371563
And when the paramedics found them, he had his cock still in his ass.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:35:18 No.152371782 >>152369132
He would use satanic black magic shit
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:35:56 No.152371789 >>152371782
That's a little gay, isn't it?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:39:18 No.152371818 The second Robin, whatever happened there.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:42:05 No.152371851 The Soprano's were a bunch of dumb thugs, he'd just break into the Pork Store and beat the shit out of all of them. It's not like they'd require a massive plan on his part.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:44:29 No.152371880 That is a very interesting concept. You need to make Batman a down to earth vigilante to have fun with it. Like something similar to 1939 Batman.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)02:46:16 No.152371897 >>152371851
On the day of Meadow's wedding Batman should ask him to turn himself in.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:36:27 No.152372946 >>152371880
I don't think it would work.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:44:04 No.152373007 Batman jobs to Pussy
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:51:11 No.152373062 >>152369132
Send in Jason as an informant, he’s the one actually fits in with the cast of The Sopranos.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:53:50 No.152373091 >>152373062
>The fuck is up with that white shit in your hair, Jay? You fuck up your head trynna get wings like Paulie?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:55:34 No.152373112 >>152369132
The feds hardly had any difficulty coaxing rats in Jersey, Batman would have an even easier time bugging places and handing it over to Gordon to clean up the source, hell Gordon might not even need to bother considering how quickly most of them folded from the mere implication they could be charged before a real case was made.
That said I don't think Bruce would take down the Tony's circle, they're criminals but were usually the least detrimental family.
He'd just be clearing space for worse replacements if he did, easier to just hit a few of their operations to keep them in check while bringing down heat on the other families.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:33:33 No.152373414 >>152373091
>It’s white on account of having to put up with your fucking bullshit, Chrissy.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:37:30 No.152373443 >>152373414
>OH! I'm not the one who fucked up his pickups on accounta Two-Face flipping for your life or your money. How the fuck can you not see a guy coming when he looks like half a fucking meatball?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:42:22 No.152373484 >Think about it Ton, sudden weight loss?
>AIDS?!
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)05:59:05 No.152373598 >>152373484
>When The Joker said he was gonna make Batman pull a boner who knew that was what he meant?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:07:47 No.152373666 Are the Sopranos even a big enough family for Bats to worry about? Doesn't Tony spend most of the series moping to his therapist anyway?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:45:55 No.152373889 Still going, this asshole.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:28:12 No.152374193 >>152369132
Easily. Like these idiots wouldn't even rate the Maroni or Falcone gangs.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:33:10 No.152374224 >>152374193
They're a glorified crew.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:35:28 No.152374237 >Exploit informants: Batman might anonymously tip off or intimidate low-level associates into flipping, using fear tactics like the Bat-Signal or sudden appearances to make them think the family is cursed.
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:42:41 No.152374547 >You threw food at Oswald. That's gotta be resolved.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)12:26:46 No.152375775 >>152374547
fucking parade float
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:14:51 No.152376581 >>152371789
It's a joke
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:21:03 No.152376643 >>152373484
>Let me ask you a question, when the prison guard was sucking him off...
>No, it was the other way round, Joker was blowing the prison guard.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:12:12 No.152377081 >>152371397
>Gotham is filled with well established mobs
WAS, not is.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)15:58:54 No.152377608 >>152373443
>Ey Tone, meet my new friend Jay… the fuck is your last name again?
>Jason Toddechini.
>Toddechini?
>It’s Neapolitan. My bisnonno, God bless his soul, was the first man in his little village who ever shot a cop.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:12:25 No.152377794 >batman is strong fat borderline hobbo with schizophrenia that goes around Newark beating the shit out of other hobbos, gangbangers, crackheads and even cops on patrol during the night
>he is good at fighting, people in the neighborhood theorize he is a former box champion gone insane but old man Cobblepot says he is a Vietnam war veteran subdued to an undisclosed DARPA experiment during. Old man Cobblepot sustains they served together in the same unit before he was transferred
>the batman got his nickname because he likes bats and he keeps several in his house
>he is immune to rabies
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:25:00 No.152377991 >>152369132
He would hack their phones, then find their bosses, then he would begin sowing chaos in their ranks by making false messages to each one of them, barely perceptable at first but increasingly agressive. Then they would tense as their business would crawl to a hault. Open violence would erupt on the street, and the bosses bosses would be found for causing mass damage. Repeat until organization is zeroed out. A mafia can recover from a hit. It can never recover trust once broken. After all. Mafia means "Family".
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)16:30:41 No.152378089 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:16:59 No.152379589 >>152376581
Don't cream yourself.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)18:18:55 No.152379606 >>152377991
>he would begin sowing chaos in their ranks
A little dysentery among the ranks.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:03:03 No.152380844 >>152377991
Has he done this in comics, tv, movies, or games?
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:07:18 No.152380898 >>152380844
I dunno, sometimes he gets the blues.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:11:58 No.152380963 >>152369132
The Soprano crew were such fuckups that they took themselves down.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)20:12:38 No.152380977 >>152380963
They could fuck up a cup of coffee.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)21:05:48 No.152381776 >>152378089
>Uncle June tells Bruce to go shit in his hat
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:15:20 No.152382511 >>152381776
And Janice keeps trying to borrow money from him.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)22:28:30 No.152382666 >>152369225
This is probably true. Despite how despicable some of the crew are, they work well as being a necessary evil. They're a lot more reasonable than someone like Two-face who'll decide to kill bank hostages based on a mere coin flip, or the Joker who'd kill them if it was funny.
This isn't to say that he wouldn't oppose them, but he'd stir them into a direction wherein civilians would never be harmed by them. Of course, this should be said, but even in real life the mob in general does NOT want civilians harmed at all, as that could paint a target on their back. This is why Bats is less likely to go after them, as Tony Soprano's crew going around shaking down someone who was baited into one of their gambling schemes is not something Batman would interfere with, as there is likely something worse happening within Gotham.
And also, the crew was already on the decline. If we're to take everything in the show as happening within Batman's world as well, the sopranos crew was gutted by the end of the show. The best mobsters in the crew ended up either dead or being a snitch, Tony himself was looking to be tried in court due to one of his capos turning into a rat, hell, they couldn't even properly shake down a fucking Starbucks store. The sopranos crew was likely heading into making legitimate businesses, as that's what many other mobsters did over time as law enforcement went after them quite hard.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)23:17:24 No.152383199 >he must've crawled under dere for warmth...
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:45:09 No.152384024 >>152383199
KEK
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:49:04 No.152384065 >>152369132
He'd just wait.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:53:10 No.152384097 >>152384065
For what? He still in mourning over the coming of the Keene Act?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:54:46 No.152384120 >>152384097
No, I mean the Soprano outfit is such a shitshow that all he'd have to do is sit back and watch it crumble.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)01:24:21 No.152384396 >>
Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:56:29 No.152385300 >>152369132
gabagool trap
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:06:36 No.152385415 >>152377081
anon, you know damn well there's mobsters in gotham
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:08:22 No.152385432 >Another Sopranoes thread
The fuck? Go away.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)03:23:51 No.152385596 >>152385432
I'll give you undignified.
Go fuck yourself. You, the mods, whoever.
It's my fucking thread.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)04:27:39 No.152386172 >>152385596
WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW!?
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:23:16 No.152387180 >>152373007
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:27:46 No.152387202 >>152369292
I didn't know what foie Gras was up until today and now I want some
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:46:23 No.152387277 >>152369292
Bro…I now understand why he died of a heart attack that.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:48:08 No.152387293 >>152369292
He really does look like a roman emperor
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:48:48 No.152387297 >>152387277
That night*
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)07:50:39 No.152387313 >>152387277
He was also abusing painkillers.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)08:52:10 No.152387648 >>152369132
easy
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)09:55:03 No.152387864 >>152387277
Even after the show ended, he ate and partied hard. Fans would point out how he gradually looked so pale or jaundiced along with being so fat that it was a matter of when he'd drop.
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Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)12:50:03 No.152388484 >>152369149
I'd read that
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