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Joe Kelly Ruins Peter Parker as a Character Even Further 02/04/26(Wed)19:59:59 No.152380796
Joe Kelly Ruins Peter Parker as a Character Even Further 02/04/26(Wed)19:59:59 No.152380796
Joe Kelly Ruins Peter Parker as a Character Even Further Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)19:59:59 No.152380796 [Reply]▶
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Just what the is fuck is this shit??? Peter returns from space and applauds Norman for being Spider-Mam and handling thngs just fine during his absence.
Editoral: look let's just have peter and norman bang each other thus making peter gay he doesn't need women like MJ or felica in his life just let him be happy with norman.
Seriosly this shit needs to stop and Joe Kelly needs to be fired norman osborn is not a nice a person but a fucking murder he killed Gwen Stacy a bunch of other innocent people apparently marvel seems to have forgotten who he really is.
I for one frown on this shit very much
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¿Qué demonios es esto? Peter regresa del espacio y aplaude a Norman por ser Spider-Mam y manejar las cosas perfectamente durante su ausencia.
Editorial: Mira, hagamos que Peter y Norman se acuesten, lo que hará que Peter sea gay. No necesita mujeres como MJ o Felica en su vida, solo dejen que sea feliz con Norman.
En serio, esta mierda tiene que parar y hay que despedir a Joe Kelly. Norman Osborn no es buena persona, sino un maldito asesino. Mató a Gwen Stacy y a un montón de gente inocente. Al parecer, Marvel parece haber olvidado quién es realmente.
Yo, por mi parte, desapruebo esta mierda.
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>>152380796
Reading any amount of Avengers Academy Infinity is really funny because Oliveira doesn’t even bother with the pretense that Sinless Norman is a good person. And hilariously, it shared an editor with Wells ASM, who apparently couldn’t be bothered to enforce any continuity between the two.
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>>152381742
It sounds exciting, also since Norman is going to be in Iron Man that means he’s going to have sex with Norman Osborn next good news Gwen Fags even Spider-Gwen will be having sex with Norman soon because she inherited Gwen Stacy’s whore genes.
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>>152381742
>hugging your father (figure) is gay now
What a sad, sad life the Polish lead
>>152381745
Schrödinger’s baby. Maybe it never existed. Maybe he really did give it to Alison. Maybe that’s why him and clone Harry were dicking around in Europe. Who’s to say?
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Good luck trying to defend this osborn fags maybe it's easy for you praise norman for killing gwen but what abot the fact that he killed peter's and MJ baby?
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cat got your tongue osborn fags? go ahead and say it now : I am so happy norman had peter's and MJ baby killed. Oh some fans still think the baby is still alive and maybe norman raised the daughter but we know better don't he killed her with his own bare hands.
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>>152381941
But Gwenschizo, you’d be happy about this and cheering Norman on if he hadn’t killed Gwen, because you’re a sick and evil pedophile!
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>>152381941
>Gwenschizo is trying to moralfag with Peter and MJ's baby.
Shut your filthy mouth, schizo. Trash like you doesn't get to talk about her.
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>>152381985
This redemption plotline sucks but the baby legitimately hasn’t been mentioned in 20 years. Part of One Moment in Time was MJ saying she would never bring children into Spider-Man’s life, so it probably didn’t happen.
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>>152382042
What abot the fact that he killed peter's and MJ baby how do you feel abou that. Yeah you can be smug about him killing Gwen. But there is one truth you will never escape and that is norman osborn did kill Peter's and MJ baby .
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>>152382007
They all suck lol, New York was noticeably worse without Peter, that was what made Norman step in. There’s a miniseries coming up about him teaching the rest of them because they’re that fucking terrible. A tremendous blow to Spinfags everywhere.
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>>152382065
>This redemption plotline sucks but the baby legitimately hasn’t been mentioned in 20 years.
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>Gwen is so much better than MJ you guys!!!! Why? ………….
>Gwen shouldn’t have died you guys! She should have been written out instead!
>Yeah she hates superheroes and supported a racist politician who wanted to get rid of them but she’s TOTALLY the right fit for a superhero, she’d get over him killing her dad!
Years of this shit.
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>>152382135
>Muh Gwen.
FUCK GWEN, good for nothing whore. It was the baby who didn't deserve to die.
>>152382141
>An entire mini-series is a continuity error because...it just is!
BNDFAGS are pathetic. It's canon.
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>>152380796
Norman saved a building full of people, the young spiders, and spared Kingsley's life.
What reason would Peter Parker not have to be supportive of that?
>Gwen, the other shit
Peter, at his best, would always like to see even the worst person come around and do the right thing. Even if it doesn't actually make up for what has been done, it would still be better to do good now.
Norman might not be a hero, but he has just done a hero's job. How could Peter Parker of all people not see that?
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>>152382209
I like Marvel Knights Spider-Man, but the baby reference is impossible in the new timeline. It’s just the way it is. Even if May did exist, Sinless Norman is basically being written for extreme casuals and people who watched the Raimi films. So even something like murdering Flash a few years ago doesn’t matter.
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>>152382203
You already said as much earlier! >>152382032
>I am so happy norman had peter's and MJ baby killed
You’re PROUD that Norman did this.
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>>152382255
At least that faggy digital book writes Norman Osborn like Norman Osborn
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>>152382221
no I do love gwen very much but I would not kill another person in order to bring her back. At least not a baby still if having Norman killed would somehow bring her back then yeah I would kill him besides he is a evil person so he does deserve to kill. then again maybe this solution would work best for all norman sacrifices his life in order to revive Gwen.
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>>152382319
No, "Gwenschizo" and the guy who's always losing his shit about Poland and child molesters and Paul raping Dylan are all the same guy, and it's laughably obvious.
There are a lot of fucking retards around here, but that's one retard.
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>>152382209
The miniseries is functionally nonexistent. No one's ever going to dig up dematteis's self-indulgent bullshit story about Spider-Man getting suited up in Portland 's secret stash of vibranium.
You can say it's canon, but to be part of a canon means things have to be written around it- accepted, incorporated and authoritative. It isn't.
I miss the part of the Shooter days when this shit would have all been taken care of, but nowadays things that happen in main titles basically don't exist three years later. Get over it. It's just comics.
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I wonder what would happen if norman confessed to peter and MJ he had their baby killed? maybe peter would stop himself from killing him but MJ well she could feel otherwise. I don't think saying" I am sorry I killed your baby Peter and MJ" would fix things in this case.
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>>152380796
I dont understand how liberals or left wing people or whatever the fuck they're called simultaneously write shit like this but would cancel you for saying the word nigger when you were a 16 year old edgelord. Let's write redemption oorn and forgive murderers though sure.
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>>152382456
A polish guy waking up in western hours to get owned all day on an imageboard, in a hobby that's niche even in the country and language it's from? Who just happens to be a strawman holding a laundry list of unpopular, red-meat positions?
Come on now.
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>>152382648
He's been seen in threads at non-western hours, with no Anti-Gwenschizo in sight. He's just some Polish retard with no life beyond this site. I get you want to be like Dan Slott and claim everyone you hate is just one guy with multiple personas, but it's not realistic.
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>>152382648
It’s a nine hour time difference at best, and he usually starts around mid-afternoon in Poland and starts fading around 2-3 AM. In other words he’s got the sleeping patterns and complete joblessness of an average NEET.
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>>152382065
It got a reference in Gold Goblin as something Norman had to atone for
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>>152380796
The last cool Osborn was the one from Dark Reign and evil incarcerated and those are from more than a decade ago.
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>>152380806
What? Dude no, Joe Kelly was the guy that did the first real and actually great Deadpool run where Deadpool wasn't some fucking Reddit icon. He had an amazing run in JLA too. I swear he used to be a really good writer. I don't know what the fuck happen to him.
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>>152383481
Don't you know what time it is?IT'S PAAAAAUUUUULIN' TIIIIIIIIIIME!
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I'd need cheap yellow paper in bulk to list out how many fucks I hate, but those are the same fuck, and it's obvious.
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>>152381142
I JUSTT LOOVVVEEE
>ANYONE CAN BE [SUPER HERO FRANCHISE] AS LONG AS THEY DRESS UP AS THEM!
>ANYONE!
Such a great, forgot, powers, origins, identities, concepts. etc... nope. The person wearing the clothes is the hero now.
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>>152382712
And on three separate devices, at paragraph each, almost simultaneously?
Is that just somehow plausible to you than just “more than one person noticed a pattern?”
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>>152382471
Because in their mind since comics weren't a girl-centric medium that means they must be a haven for White supremacist lynch mob republicans and so they must utilize Frankfurt School techniques to disfigure them into the most offensive (both in terms of quality and content) mockery of their former selves as possible. It's not about truth or consistent values, it's about humiliation and destroying something that people cared about even if the people who cared about itnwerent even the people they think they're attacking in the first place.
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Is that Miles's boyfriend?
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>>152380796
Why does it upset you that Peter is able to forgive and help Norman, who has a history of mental illness, to be a better person when he has owned up to his crimes and mistakes and actively wants to be better?
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probably the sin shotgun
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Yeah lol
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I know barely anyone here has read sins past and even fewer have read 70s Spider-Man, but it’s canon that Norman had amnesia when he fucked Gwen. It was right after he saved her and her father’s lives, and she thought Peter beat her dad up. Someone made a whole blog post theorizing when they banged and marvel canonized it.
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>>152380806
Kind of makes sense, there were a lot of "pity the loser" and subversive moments in that too so I can see the throughline in his writing like that, the issue is it worked there to bolster Wade from a staple asshole merc to a more developed character, but Peter and especially Norman Osborn are nothing like Wade nor in need of becoming so.
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>>152384730
Posting simultaneously is a trivial feat. Just takes two browsers. and this same point has been brought up before in the exact same way by the anti-schizo-schizo and when I actually checked they were not, which led to him having a full fucking meltdown asking why I wasn't attacking the schizo, begging. Real sad stuff. Utter refusal to understand.
For a normal person, it would be easy to get that someone thought two anonymous posters were the same. I doubt my own conclusion at times. But even if I disagree, I could accept if someone would not.
But it was important, desperately important to him- probably you- that I attack the "polish schizo". I kept telling him that they were the same, and he would say if they were the same, why wouldn't I attack the schizo
Because he wants people to join in on his strawman, because it defines and ruins all discussion of Spider-Man here so it can only be about what he cares about. No one can actually discuss the fucking book.
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>>152380796
OP this is actually Gwenschizo’s fault see there’s this one Polish pedophile guy who wants the books to be as bad as possible because he hates Spider-Man and he works as an intern at Marvel for other pedophiles like Nick Lowe and Tom Brevoort and all three of them work together to made bad comics for child rapists so really this happening is all Gwenschizo fault.
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This scene would have made more sense with Harry Osborn. This is bullshit. Norman Osborn already controlled a multi-million dollar company while he was the Green Goblin, not to mention his time as Director of HAMMER... Are you telling me that being Spider-Man is difficult for an adult like him? it's pretty obvious marvel is trolling us.
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>>152380796
This might be the worst issue of this run imoo the peak mid ahh writing
First of all anassai teleported peter to help miles right so this happen after that so where th was peter while all of this goblin attack happening
They did a terrible job with managing time line in all ASM related books
Second so all other spiders got dogged by some cheap robots only miles the last one standing really , this is what happen when you throw everyone into a one book you can't manage everyone without off screening and straight ignoring most of them and where was the great sacrifice that one spider supposed to do
Terrible managing they just speed running towards the #1000 issue without caring about quality what a mess.
Most importantly "A bad man choose to become good " lol Norman didn't choose to become a good guy his sins got sucked away from him imoo wth are they even doing man they threw away Otto's superior Spider-Man character growth and made him a villan again and doing this with Norman now Otto earned the every bit of his redemption and they threw it away but Norman magically got his evil out of him and became a good guy isn't that equal to mind controling and Norman didn't earn his redemption I hate this shit so much.
eter hugging Norman makes my blood boil the one who killed his unborn child , the one who killed Gwen Stacy , the one who tortured peter and tried to groom him to become the next goblin , the one who tried to kill his loved ones countless time and the one who committed heinous crimes in every possible way also that infamous " sins past " tf is wrong with marvel are we deadass supposed to sympathize with this evil mf
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I do not hate marvel staff to the point of telling insane persecutory fanfiction about them, but they are not hired or intended to do the same job they used to do. It's not even that they're bad at it- the direction for 25 years has been completely different.
From Shooter through the era of artist>writer, aka through the speculation crash, continuity mattered. Then, because art was what had mattered, they put an artist in the big chair- quesada- and all of a sudden writing wasn't checked because they didn't care about it. So we ended up with the era of the writer.
You may like Straczynski's run or hate it, but there's no real arguing that Alonso was entirely fucking asleep at the wheel. The idea of a "Peter Parker has adult children" story getting to final art before editorial noticed, or shit like Get Kraven, which got fully published before they realized what they'd done and immediately ashcanned the rest. He let Trouble fly!
And he was fucking promoted for that shit! Because caring about stuff like Alison Mongrain is no longer an editor's job, and true continuity- what is on the page matters going forward- has been reduced to "what is continually referenced is continuity, which is mostly what gen-Xers and elder millennials remember".
I yearn for Busiek, Claremont and Byrne with Shooter tier continuity- I think big idea guys fighting with firm leadership produces the best work (See also Avatar, where the conflicting parties separated to do two wildly inferior shows).
but it's gone.
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The writer also wrote Rawhide Kid Max, which is just a long unfunny gay... Attempt at satire? It wants to be a joke, but it isn't.
I think gay jokes aren't great, but things that are wrong are often very funny because they are wrong. That book just doesn't know what joke is, so it can't make one.
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>I do not hate marvel staff to the point of telling insane persecutory fanfiction about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA
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>>152380796
I feel like if this was written in the good days, Peter would get pissed off at the idea of Norman trying to be good, do something to bitch him out and then accidentally caused a chain reaction causing the Goblin to come back.
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>>152396990
Aren’t the good days before Norman did anything irredeemable, though? Peter’s the guy who repeatedly hid Norman’s identity as the goblin, Norman deciding to bury the hatchet seems like a best case scenario for him.
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I'm not sure what's worse, the writer of this slop digital book for gays being allowed to just ignore current characterization from the flagship book, or that we got Mettle back and they did that to him.
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>>152398041
I'm new here and have no idea who Gwenschizo is, but I guess I could fit that title with how many Gwen stills I have saved.
I like Gwen but her death is a pivotal and memorable part of the story and I think it's more respectful to let her stay dead.
Alternate universe versions of her are cool, Spider-Gwen used to be good, but 616 Gwen should never be revived. It destroys the weight of death when comic books revive characters all the time. I never got invested as a kid since it's all cheap as fuck
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With how hard the Mephisto wank happens to the point that the entire Green Goblin's origin is retconned, they might as well retcon this Sister Sorrow arc too as a punishment that the likes of him shouldn't have jobbed to a random OC. Make it that Mephisto happened to burn the OMD contract too and Norman retrieved the baby, May (Watson) Parker offscreen. The build up was right there, all that's left is to connect the dots.
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They should've ended ASM and rebooted it when it was still good instead of having it live on as a zombie stuck in a perpetual time loop like The Simpsons.
616 Peter could still appear in other comics while still giving his story a proper conclusion but instead it's the same regurgitated shit put in the microwave with nowhere to go.
I wouldn't be as upset at ASM if it hadn't killed off other, more interesting universes with their own canon just to import Spider-Gwen or Miles for increased revenue.
Their stories got cancelled so they can be shilled on brand recognition for their popularity instead of doing anything interesting with them at all. I didn't like Ultimate Spider-Man much but it's a disservice to those comics that Miles is just a main universe thing now because lazy writers wanted to take him