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The rules:
>Grant the wish of an Anon above you, putting your own lewd twist on it.
>After granting a wish, you get to make one wish yourself. The Anons below you will grant it, and so on.
The first Anon of the thread gets to ask for a wish for free, without having to grant someone else's wish. (To be clear,does not mean without receiving a twist.)
>If a wish received only lazy "the wish is made completely unenjoyable and everyone dies" answers, you can re-grant it in a different way and still get to make your wish.
>If all wishes have been already granted, then you can just ask for a wish for free.
>Not a rule but it's still good form: if someone put effort and creativity in their post, you are encouraged to put effort and creativity when you answer their wish.
>Remember that we're here to have fun!
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Last thread's wishes:
> I wish for a harem of beautiful milfs.
>I wish I was a girl involved in cute, wholesome supernatural yuri
>I wish for something about this pic (pic related)
>I wish to be a an attractive woman, captured alongside a lesbian lover, becoming the property of some manner of dickgirl or futa mistress in some sort of kinky scenario.
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I'd like to politely request a regrant of:
>I wish I was a cute girl with animal limbs forcing me on all fours (whether they're real or prosthetics), with a kinky, loving mistress (girls with dicks included) who'd keep me as a sex pet.

I made both wishes, it felt weird having two of me in the same grant.
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>>11460548
>I wish for something about this pic
Granted! You now live in a pornified world, where stuff like gender bending drugs, magical cosplay outfits, and "turn your gf into an onahole" companies exist. And, relevant to you, cursed video games and media, like MMOs that turn players into their overly pornified avatars, sometimes inside, and sometimes outside of the game.

So, good news and bad news. The good news is that the you in this world has been TF'd into Midna after you played a cursed copy of Twilight Princess. Midna escaped the game, stuck you with her curse, and ran off in her uncursed form. Bad news is I forgot to account for minor changes in the Earth's rotation and a few landscape changes when I placed you into the world. You SHOULD have been placed where you lived, or close to it, at least. You WERE placed in a pond of living latex. It won't kill you. On the contrary, you can breathe in it, and it'll pleasure you thoroughly as it bonds with you. Latex is perfectly safe in this world, and can be worn indefinitely. You won't overhead or need to "use the bathroom" or anything... buuut when you manage to pull yourself to shore, you'll look like pic related. The latex is alive, and can shift and change how it looks on whoever it's bonded with, and LOVES fucking with people. It's a good thing you have such big ears, because it thought it'd be funny to blind AND expose you. It even stuck your fused shadow to your head to use as, erm... "handlebars".

You'll end up stumbling around in this world where hentai is an everyday thing as a fucktoy. What are you going to do, resist? No, you're going to hear a woman's voice, muttering about her new cock, as she shoves it against your plump lips before emptying herself inside of you. You'll feel vines that you were holding onto for guidance go inside of you and plant seeds in you, which you'll end up pushing out of you, as if laying eggs, as you stumble around a the forest. You'll feel some kind of wolf... person?
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>>11460572
You aren't sure if they're a girl or guy, but they have a dick and a soft chest. Either way, they'll bend you over, knot you, and fuck you silly before leaving you exhausted, slowly passing out...

...Only you'll wake up cleaned up, and able to see, when you come too, as a familiar woman sits across from you. The Midna that cursed you, in her taller, more dignified form, since you so kindly took her imp curse... she'll thank you for freeing her. She was tired of being blue balled with every reset and new save, never getting to have fun outside of teasing the player... so she left. And here YOU are, a plaything that's adorably helpless, unable to stop her. She'll reach down to stroke you pussy, something I doubt you'll object to, only for you to feel latex blocking her fingers. It's over your breasts, too...

What a quandary... You can either be aware of what's around you, and be independent... OR you can have sex, the two are not possible at the same time. The REAL Midna will take pity on you, and offer to "take care of you", ensuring that she oversees whatever shenanigans befall you. In her mind, she's already doing you two favors: Keeping you "safe", AND making you her plaything, both rewards for freeing her.

Slowly, she'll wear down at your will, making you beg for sex, and once you beg enough, the world will go dark again, your lips will be parted again, and the black goo will expose your bits again, maybe even your armpits, too, this time.

You'll be kept on a leash when your new owner goes out, and she'll learn what you like, and what drives you crazy. One day, she might grow a futa cock and have you discover it by trying to orally pleasure her, your lips finding a futa package where her pussy normally is. Another, she might lead you into a room, and simply close the door, shushing someone, or some people... Think of it like a surprise party, but the lights never come on. That won't stop it from being a party, though...
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>>11460575
One day, you'll hear and smell something familiar as she walks you around town. A latex pond. For a solid 30 seconds as you pass, you'll know, deep down... you could push her into it. She's right on the edge of the bridge.

What do you want? A loving domme to guide your cute, blind form, and set up sexual shenanigans for you... or do you want revenge... or something else entirely...?

Would you push her in as a twisted form of love or lust, so you two would share a fate? Two sluts that have to either be blind, or chaste and horny? Would you want someone else to know what it's like, and find comfort in that?

...Or are you a good girl?

Make your decision quick, you're almost past the pond, and you doubt you'll get another chance to turn the tables on her like this anytime soon...

>I wish to live in a lewd pokemon world, where the pokemon are girls, futa, dickgirls, etc like pic related. Maybe one where people could be turned INTO lewd pokemon forms like these...
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>>11460577

Granted. You now live in the Pokémon world. However, something has changed. Perhaps in the last few years, or perhaps it's always been like this.
The boundaries between human and Pokémon have blurred. The Pokémon themselves, once fully animal, have gained human features-- not enough to pass as human, but enough to make life harder for them.
It doesn't stop there, however. Through some trick of nature, human females, given enough exposure to what Pokémon have become, will find themselves beginning to take the same shapes. Their minds will begin to reflect the creature they transform into, becoming limited to the mental capacity of the Pokémon they became.
Pokémon sexual dimorphism applies to them as well, with the "males" simply growing incongruous penises.
Of course, many men would gladly take advantage of stupid, docile women. Especially those that could be kept in a ball and stowed away when unwanted.
To be a Pokémon trainer becomes a primarily male dominated field, and the term suddenly takes on a far less savory meaning.
But there have been rumors of hapless trainers quietly disappearing, replaced with yet more Pokéwomen....
Perhaps it's only a matter of time until the notions of both races are rendered meaningless. Pokégirls are the only future that awaits the world.
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>>11460645

>I wish I could be a cute, eternally young girl locked up in a futuristic mental asylum with the mission to drive its patients crazy.
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>>11460548
>>11460548
> I wish for a harem of beautiful milfs.
Wish granted ! You are now the goddess of milfs.
>I wish I was a girl involved in cute, wholesome supernatural yuri
Granted! You are now a young woman in her twenties, who will become the priestess of a new religion.

As the title might imply, the goddess of milfs wants nothing more than to increase the amount of sexy mothers in the world. Lately, men have begun slacking off, so the goddess has decided to step in.

The priestess anon will have a meet cute with another woman her age. The romance will blossom, and eventually the priestess will settle down with her girlfriend and both will look into how to have kids. That night, the priestess will be visited by the goddess, who will offer her a deal: convert more people to her religion, and in turn the goddess will help the couple conceive.

All lesbian women in this religion are considered brides of the goddess. Whenever they are having sex, the faithful will be channeling their patron deity. This means that the goddess anon can possess a physical body and experience sex with their harem. The sex has to be on the couple's terms; if a couple requests help with conception, or wants to have kinky sex, or are very vanilla, you must respect their preferences. You can customize your religion by making some sex acts more praiseworthy, or encouraging orgies amongst the faithful, but your faithful have their own likes and dislikes. The more of a good goddess you are, the more your cult/harem will grow.
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>>11460695
You can possess a willing member if you just want to hang out on earth, it doesnt have to just be for sex. As your power grows, you will gain abilities to reshape the world. For exemple, if ten percent of a country's mothers are lesbian milfs, you might influence the mind of politicians to make your religion more mainstream. The more your cult grows, the more work you will have to do to keep every member happy. It's effectively a balancing act between getting to enjoy your harem, and growing it. Being a good goddess is crucial to your continued access to the material world, so don't be overindulgent lest you lose all worshippers.

For the priestess anon, the price to pay is that you now share your goddess' interest in mature mothers. You will conceive with your partner, either by requesting the goddess magically fertilize either member of the couple, or by requesting to be a temporary futa. You will find that as soon as the pregnancy begin both the mother and the "father" will artificially age into a milf's body. This aging is mainly mental and aesthetic: you will find your couple behaving like warm, mature mothers. Your curves will swell, and you might even have a bit of a cute belly. Milfs generally find other milfs to become the only sexual and romantic partner they are into.

Your duty to your goddess are to spread the blessing of milfhood. You are required to convert at least one woman a month into a lesbian milf. It could be by match making two shy university students into a couple of soccer moms in their thirties. Perhaps you'll turn a complete butch lesbian into a feminine baby obsessed lady. It could be by finding a widow that already has kids and making her seek a new family, her body youthening to her forties. It could be by impregnating many women, if you and your partner are into that.
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>>11460696
Most importantly, though, are the rituals of worship for milfhood: spending time with your fellow mothers, discussing how your kids are growing up over a bottle of rosé wine, shopping for cute swimsuits, and so on. A very comfy religious duty.

How far will the two of you go for your love of milfs? Given a few generation perhaps you can begin a global religious movement?

>I wish my girlfriend would alternate between different version of herself from alternate universes (goth, maid, cyborg, hispanic, etc) from day to day. All of these versions are still in love with me
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>>11460577
I'd probably take option three: let the "eh eh goop good" portion of my brain take over, and plunge myself into the pond. Dumbass? Yes - but to be fair, I'm literally shaped like a gremlin.

>>11460549
Granted, you died. Furtunately for you, you ended up in Doggie Heaven, since apparently you were such a dog person and petplay lover, that your very soul was sufficiently similar to a dog's, which granted you access.

Doggie Heaven is underground, since that's where good stuff like bones are. More specifically, it's in the Greek Hades. While it's filled with the souls of regular dogs, there are also literal tons of dogfolk and canine-related monsterfolks. You fall in the latter category - and like most monsterfolks here, you got animal limbs that force you into a quadrupedal stance. I'm gonna be nice and let you decide the specific canine breed you want... Although personally, I'm leaning towards Italian Greyhound, since they're lithe and moderate-to-smol sized. Obviously you'll also get a dog's ears and tails, to complete the look.

As for your mistress... Well, it's none other than the head bitch herself, Cerberus. Huge-ass dog lower body, three different human torsos on the front plus a naga on the back, a huge combined mane of prehensile hair, and both sex of genitals. I mean, what did you expect from the monstergirl who birthed the original Chimaera and fathered the Nemean Hydra? (Speaking of which, do not mention Herakles. Like, ever.) She personally selected you as one of her "sex pets", and while you'll have to share her with several other girls and boys, her libido is large enough for all of you and then some.
She's also huge as fuck. Like "you bearely reach her wrist" tall. She can shrink herself down, through magic gifts she got from other gods; but she does so only sporadically. "Bullying" her pets is more fun when they're so tiny and steppable.
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>>11460801
As for kinks, there are quite a few. Like leashing you and taking you for a walk - dogs in Doggie Heaven are normally free, so a leashed soul here is seen just as taboo as a leashed human on Earth. Size play - especially making you worship her as she very gently presses you into the ground - is another kink she enjoys quite a lot; good thing that, being already dead, you can't die again, and instead you'll get squished or bloated harmlessly. Her serpentine features can serve her very well for some unconventional bondage, and her multiple heads and long tongues makes for some fantastic oral.
Then there's play-hunts where you and your fellow concubines must evade her while she hunts you down one by one and fucks you... None of you will be able to escape her, but those who resist the most will get preferential treatment. Still, there's always some slut who gives herself in to "buy others time to escape".
Oh, and if things get too stale? Mistress has got some other god friends she could call to spice things up - from Anubis and his extensive knowledge of mummification, to being sucked by Tindalos until you're a desiccated husk.

>I wish to be this huge-dicked, multi-balled futa.
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>>11460801
Whelp, after your mistress realizes what you could have done, and finally fishes you out with a pole, you won't have any new symbiotes, but the latex pulled OUT of you will harden into form fitting sex toys, shaped to your holes. She'll love to shove these back in you, since they fit you holes PERFECTLY.

But for being such a needy girl, she'll order a vat of it to keep you in when "not in use", letting you get goop'd as a treat after being a good sex pet, as well as think of other things to do with it.

Maybe she'll cultivate your symbiote to block sight AND senses at time, aside from toys already inside you...? Or make it a suit with tentacles on the inside...
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>>11460807
Granted! You are now a very specialized species of succubus. Yes, your cock and balls will be as big as you wish, up to the size of your pic related, but you may compress them enough to walk around (but not conceal them). You are still a very large woman, though.

Most succubi live off of what is PRODUCED from testicles, but you? You go right for the source, and can steal them for yourself. You have seductive, motherly features, and strong, masculine features that can bring most to their knees, and if you can get someone to fuck your cockhead, you'll be able to steal their package for yourself, either leaving them an infertile dickgirl, or straight up girl if you decide to steal their cock too (it'll just add a little mass to your own).

And if that's not enough, or your victim is without balls? You can cockvore them, keeping them in a testicle, using them as a source of lust as they slosh and squirm around inside. You can let them go when they're out of energy, letting them rest up, or turn them into cum. In the case of the latter, you can impregnate people with them, reincarnating them as your lesser futa daughters.

While Futa do exist in this world, you won't find it any easier blending in, and will need to keep your victims on a tight leash to keep your secret. A lot of the time, they may simply feel intimidated, aroused, or a mix of the two towards you, and obey you, staying quiet and bringing you more "snacks". Others, you can lie to, saying you'll "return" their packages if they do a favor or two for you. You can't, of course, once someone's been turned a girl they stay that way, but it'll keep them working for you long enough for you to break them in and seduce them.

The biggest problem you'll face is mobility. Even when you shrink your package, you are FAR from mobile. You'll have a spooky manor to live in, where you may have people you've seduced work as your maids and servants, keeping you as the mysterious head of the estate...
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>>11460980
But they either need to drive you to victims, in your limo with tinted windows, concealing you in the dark of night, or bring the victims to YOU. You can't fly, you can't teleport, and you can't turn invisible. You simply grow a stronger libido and a more attractive appearance. You can't even truly "hypnotize" people in the magical sense, you have to be SO sexy that they give into their baser impulses and willingly become yours. Not that that's always a challenge... femboys and sissies are VERY tasty snacks, offering you a tasty fruit rarely found elsewhere. The longer they've gone without cumming from it, the better. Most will be shamefully aroused at the idea of becoming infertile and girlier as you relieve them of their "burdens". There also exist futa in this world who may feel the same, wanting to be RID of their "freakish" genitals, becoming "normal" girls.

Now sure, you could convince people on the spot... but you could also invite them back to your manor and lock their cocks away, ensuring that their balls are nice and blue before you take them. They'll "taste" MUCH better this way.

...But if you lose control of a situation, the tables can be turned on you VERY easily. You are sexy, not strong. If a cute futa girl you're edging, promising to take her balls once they're full enough, snaps and decides that she NEEDS release, she could easily push you over, and you'd be helpless against her with all of those balls weighing you down. She'd be able to fuck you silly, only growing hornier. You can't seduce someone to STOP fucking you, after all. The same with any boys you prey on, fem or otherwise. In a twist of irony, being fucked like this allows them to steal your mature, dominant essence. You'll grow subbier and cuter, as they grow bigger and hotter. Even girls without dicks can do this if they're horny enough, usually through aggressive groping or smothering.

If prey dominates you for long enough...
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>>11460985
They'll usurp you, becoming a testicle stealing succubus, steal YOUR extra balls, and turn you into their "daughter", a mere single paired futa with a modest package, compelled to obey "mommy" (whoever dominated you)

You CAN get them back, but it'll be hard since you'll be naturally less dominant, and they'll be MORE dominant after this. You'll need to train up your own dominance before you claim your title, and stolen testicles back...

...Or you can bargain. Maybe if the new head succubus leaves you with your massive cock and "enough" packages, you'd be willing to let her be your "mommy", and even help collect pairs of balls with her... it's a shameful, indignant path for a succubus to take, but it's so much easier to have someone tell you what to do... or maybe you'd just rather there be more like you?

>I wish for mother daughter futa incest
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>>11460698
Granted! But this won't be because she simply adopts bodies from different universes... I'm sending BOTH of you through different realities day to day. Both of your minds will come to inhabit bodies of yourselves from alternate realities, but also, just as you wished, in all of these alternate realities, you two will have loved each other, ensuring you'll both wake up close by, if not in the same building.

One day you may wake up with her as your cute maid, and you as her young master. Sure, it SOUNDS fun and harmless, but so neither of you irreparably change these alternate realities... in those realities where you can damage your alternate lives through carelessness, you'll have to follow a "script". Think of it like a mental lock. Your girlfriend will HAVE to call you master, and cannot initiate sex (but may secretly tease you). You can't be caught with a maid, and will have to exercise your authority over her. You may not cook for her, you may not clean for her, you can only give her light praise, unless the two of you are behind closed doors... though that isn't to say you can't practice some exhibitionism. You two could fuck behind a bush in the park, but be warned: If you accidentally do something that'd break the "script", which I normally prevent through mental blocks, you're sent back to the beginning of that day to do it all again... after all, what's exhibitionism without some risk?

But say you two are sent to an alternate universe where some humans have devolved into a quadrupedal, bestial form, while others keep them as pets? Something like >>11460801? Well, you two can't talk, but you can fuck all you want. As long as you don't start any demihuman uprisings, you'll probably be fine. Your "script' will just be "be pets", and attempts to bypass this will be met with amusement or scolding by the humans who run society. "Oh, they're standing on their hind legs, how cute... get a room you two!"
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>>11460994
Goth? It's not a phase! You two will become sexy denizens of the night. Maybe you'll be a vampire, while she's a demon bound to your service? Only this world operates by Vampire the Masquerade laws. Neither of you can let your existences known... but if you aren't caught? Try out your new powers, put someone in a trance and fuck in front of them, do it on a ceiling, have your GF shapeshift some, not ALL worlds are strict.

Some are downright nice. Her hispanic version may simply be married to you in a nice little down... though she may be expecting, so... pregnant sex?

What about the universe where you're two "entertainment" androids working at a nightclub run by a sexy futa cyborg? Only you two pole dance together, sleep together, and even take clients together, how cute...

Or the universe where there are only girls and dickgirls? Only she has the dick in this one...

Sometimes, you might revisit universes, seeing the future of your relationship in them, though you can never stay long. On the bright side... you'll never run out of universes, but they may get weird as you start to run out of the "conventional" alternative universes, like a fetish artist's personal universe, or "the world where everyone is a boob slug". Something something "would you still love me if I was a worm"...

It'll never be anything you DISLIKE, but you'll definitely be trying a lot of new stuff. As a gift? If you do a good job "acting" in enough universes, you can pick which you'll go to next from time to time, and may even be able to stay longer, maybe even falling into one for good, if you'd like... though that WILL mean no more dimensional travel. You're only messing with your own lives, after all...

>I wish for lewd, sexy /d/ beasts like pic related.
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>>11460646
Granted! First, you will turn into a cute, young girl. Legal so the mods don't get mad at me, but youthful and eternally so. You will check into a mental facility that strives to drive it's patients crazy. You willingly admitted yourself, apparently...

...You will be shown to a nice room where your belongings have been moved into by a very nice lady. There will be cute and pretty clothes in your closet, nothing that a prisoner or mental patient would wear, a TV, a cozy bed, and even a small kitchen stocked with food. You can also leave if you are accompanied, which you can request from the phone in your room. Bathroom and shower? Private. Meals? Free. Internet? Also free, and unrestricted. Also, PLENTY of self bondage tools and sex toys.

You're probably a little confused, but when you ask about the "asylum" deal, a worker will just smile and hand you a pamphlet. "So You Want to go Crazy"

The first rule of the asylum: You may request the papers that'd allow you to leave at any time... but you may never return if you do. Ever. Not even under a new name.

Second: YOU must be the one to request the services of the institution. No one will do anything to you if you don't ask them to.

They believe that, if presented a button that would do what your wish asks for, even without pressure, you will eventually press it.

After that, there's a list of programs:
>Human pet training
>Fetish conditioning (butt slut, oral fixation, etc)
>Sensory deprivation
>Body modifications (including amputee)
>De-education (You will forget how to speak or use most appliances by the end)
>Public humiliation (People who know you will learn you agreed to this)
And SO much more!

You COULD just ask for release papers and leave...

...or you could sign up for a program and see how it goes. I mean, why not, right?
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>>11461062
Human pet training sounds cute... and not so scary.

Sign up for it, and you'll be matched with a domme who best fits you as a mistress. Futa and dickgirl options are available. However, instead of demanding you sit when you first meet her in her wing... she'll ask if you want to be a good girl, and strip, showing you her sexy body. You do, don't you? Well maybe playing hard to get would be fun...

...But she's not buying it, she knows you want it, and will simply say she will not proceed until you strip, and get on your hands and knees. Her beautiful body right in front of you, so close, but so far. But once you stop being stubborn? She'll pat your head and call you a good girl, letting you eat her pussy or suck her cock as a treat, for something as small as that. She'll keep giving you orders that you'll enjoy taking, seeming to have a VERY good read on you, getting lewder and lewder as things drag on, until the day ends.

She'll ask if you want to get dressed again and return to your room, or be her pet for the night and keep her company. You may not speak, but you may touch. Once again, it's your decision. Do you want to go back to your boring room, or sleep with this goddess?

If you're half as horny as the people on this board, she'll have you barking when she calls your new name in a matter of days, introducing you to the other girls, also under the "no talking unless spoken to" rule. They'll be very friendly, and sniff and lick you to greet you. You may continue this as long as you'd like.

It'll be much the same with conditioning, willingly only going through sex acts of a given type. And yes, these "treatments" are not mutually exclusive. You can be a butt slut pet who is regularly edged, surgically modified, made stupid through advanced unlearning, and shown to the world as something barely even human.

Maybe you take oral fixation, and learn to eat your master's pussy/cock like a pro, learning to want it like nothing else.
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>>11461065
Maybe you'll let her have the surgical wing give you ears and a tail, she might even ask you if you want to crawl around on all fours. Bark once for yes, two for no!

De-education? You'll learn to live in a carefully crafted society of patients turned bimbos who speak a fake version of English, and use unique appliances. Most people who learn a new language and use it extensively will have difficulty returning to their last, and with some new age hypnosis and mental conditioning? They can make you unlearn SO much, taking your vocabulary down to a humiliating level.

Maybe one of your other mistresses or masters wants you do be cute and dumb, and will reward you for this class with a futa cock to fuck the other girls with. You already signed up for body modification, right?

Being unaging, you'll ALWAYS have that button in front of you, with every experience pressing it being fun, even if it's embarrassing, scary at first, or intense. Statistically speaking, you're bound to go through EVERY procedure that you find hot and then some.

One day, your favorite master or mistress will offer you a free pass to come and go as you please. You can leave AND come back now, you're a free girl. You might not understand her the first time she says this, but she'll speak slowly enough to make it clear.

And so, you make for the door, your mistress giggling behind you... and there are people outside! You might greet one you fancy with a sniff, only for her to hurriedly walk away. You might bark at another, or stick your tongue out, offering sex... but no one accepts.

Your handler will patiently watch as you realize just how broken you are, and not only that... but how much you broke yourself of your free will, as she compares your before picture with an after one, showing what you'd gradually put yourself through, never realizing you'd already driven yourself mad.

...Well, back to the asylum?

>I wish I was a cute sex pet like pic related, belonging to a futa mistress
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Yes, I might be a little bit salty that I didn't get to grant the lewd pokemon wish.
>>11460998
Granted. You have been reincarnated in a "monster training" world where monsters' and humans' roles got swapped.

Let me explain. There are two kinds of sapient beings in this world: humans and monsters. Humans have all mutated into lewd /d/ beasts that somewhat fit your tastes. Stuff like your birdwoman, the Lapras girl at >>11460577, succplants, dorses, this Weezing thing here, and so on. Then there are the monsters: Chocobos, Laprases, Piranha Plants, Unicorns, Weezings, and so on. Monsters have barely mutated, getting functional genitals and not much else.

In this world, the monsters are the civilized ones, with cities and jobs and so on. Humans are stronger, but also less intelligent on average, going from "didn't go to college" to "dumb bimbo beast". They're also significantly more horny.
Human training, where monsters capture humans and make them fight against each other, are a thing; there are official leagues and whatnot. Needless to say, the battles are of the lewd kind, since all humans can use sexual techniques on the opponent to induce "critical orgasm", a state where the victim is left in a helpless, constantly-ahegaoing state equivalent to a KO. The drawback is that sexual techniques also bring the user closer to critical orgasm, making these abilities a double-edged sword. Humans can also use non-sexual techniques, which are less powerful but lack this drawback.

And before you ask: no, nobody will bat an eye if two humans fuck each other, even in public. Also, monster/human sex is allowed, but only if consensual - although humans tend to be fine with sex with most monsters; and if a human refuses to have sex with monsters at all, they tend to be seen as weird prudes.
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>>11461294
Another thing that I almost forgot to mention: language follows Pokémon rules. This means that humans can understand each other and monsters, regardless of species or language; while monsters have their own language, and almost never understand human speech.

So, how about you? Well, I'll give you three options. You can reincarnate as either a non-athropomorphic monster; as a human /d/ beast with a fixed form; or as a human /d/ beast who "glitches" roughly once a week, forcing you to change species choosing from three randomized options. The first option obviously limits how much sex you can have, since unlike humans, monsters here are subjected to public decency laws. The other two options would probably lead to you getting captured by a trainer (though I'll be nice and ensure that they will be something humanoid like a Kirlia, a Gothitelle, or a Ditto) and being forced into lots of lewd battles with other monsters... Oh no, how terrible...
The third option specifically gives you the opportunity to try out many different forms - everyone's perception of you will be altered so that they will not consider your transformations to be weird. The drawback is that you might be unlucky an the 3 options offered will all be negative. For example, if you're about to fight against an ogreish yeti-woman, and then suddenly the system tells you that you must choose between being a succplant (plant, weak to ice), a reverse-mermaid with the fish head on top (aquatic, weak to ice), or one of those frogs with a human fused to its back (also weak to ice)... and you have five minutes to choose before the system forces you into a random option. Better defeat your opponent before then!

>I wish to be an unbirther-y monstergirl.
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>>11460987
Granted. Unfortunately for you, your daughter - a full-package futa just like you - is such an agoraphobic and mommy's girl, that she decided to crawl back into your womb and remain there, permanently. She may or may not have requested the help of another genie to do so.

Let's start with the basics. She has gained flesh-shifting powers that allow her to change her body so that she can keep living inside your cunt, at the cost of not being able to get out (not that she minds). More specifically, her limitation is that she must keep at least 50% of her body mass inside of you, which means that the best she can do is emerge from the waist up.
Primarily, her shape-shifting abilities allow her to change her size from "really tiny", to "slightly shorter than you, but with a gigacock"; if she's resting or tired, she'll revert back to her default proportions, so a head shorter than you, but with a regular human-sized penis. Alternatively, she can shrink just enough that she can comfortably fuck your cervix, or one of your fallopian tubes - and yes, it will feel like real sex.
She can also stretch and distorce her proportions; for example, she can stretch her genitals so that her ballsack and shaft can emerge out of your pussy, acting as a second cock right below yours. Or maybe she'll stretch out her pussy into yours, so that SHE can get fucked in the cunt through your body. Another thing she can do is forming an umbilical cord so that she can sap nutrients from you - you know, in case you forget to slip her some snacks.

From your part, you got used to her weight enough that you can move around comfortably even when she's young-adult-sized inside of you, and you look massively pregnant. The size will still be a problem, though, so beware of getting stuck. And if your daughter dearest decides to enlarge her proportions to the maximum, even you will have trouble with the added weight.
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>>11461333
You CAN penetrate her, since your dick is large enough (yet it can still be tastefully covered by some clothes). But doing so will require plenty of stretches and warm-ups to build enough flexibility; plus, your daughter will have to carefully position herself to allow the penetration. And you better hope that your eventual granddaughter won't have her mother's problems...

>I wish to become the penis witch, capable of creating and controlling penises. (Pic related.)
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>>11461299
>Granted.

You are now a Drop-Dead gorgeous Kumiho Milf, like what I assume is in your pic.(unless it's a kitsune or jiuweihu that just happens to be speaking korean, in which case, I am sorry). You have fat tits, child-bearing hips, a nice face merely accentuated by age, a slightly softer middle, and the ability to polymorph yourself anywhere on the spectrum from attractive older woman to fox with inordinate number of tails. You can do minor illusions, ventriloquism, and with a little effort, charm people. Not outright hypnotism, but something close. Also, you're fully capable of vore of all kinds(How do you think you got that tummy?) with unbirth being your preferred choice.

After a period of scamming mortals for a few hundred years, you've finally reached a point in your long-long life where you decided to settle down, seduce some 4th son of a noble or high ranking bureaucrat and use his connection to his parents money to start yourself a business. Let's go luxury bathhouse.

Now you can present as a standard older woman or outright supernatural fox lady, and depending on what you go as in the branding, it will affect the type of clientele you attract. Human for more mortal clients, or fox lady for more beings similar to you. You can set you're style anywhere from traditional authentic experience, or raunchy brothel with the occasional superficial bathhouse aesthetic. You could hire mortals, and lord over them like some feudal baroness, threatening them with a possibly permanent stay in the most private hotbox in the establishment. Speaking of which, let's go into how your lower bit's work. Now you can eat people straight up, but they will just straight up melt and have their soul assimilated straight to you, living out eternity as fox rump or breast.
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>>11461350
But your slit has more options. You could just shove the offending employee up where the sun don't shine, and then finger yourself until they're nothing but a few scraps of cloth and a puddle of sticky femcum on the floor and you have a toe curling, brain breaking orgasm, or, you could hold them there until you decide to let them out or they beg you to keep them there(Not a matter of if, a matter of when, your innards have a potent aphrodisiac affect.), or option c, the fun one.


You could shove someone up there till they pop into your womb, at which point you can absorb them, have someone with a dick fuck you (like that husband of yours), then wait a bit, and boom, instant fully mature yumiho-fied version of the person your snatch just snatched, sliding out of you. They'll be dazed, and pliable, at which point you could introduce yourself as their mother, instilling a sense of loyalty on them for good. They are now your child(in a technical sense only, they don't share your dna). They might have some memories of their old life and you could choose to let them remember or make them forget. You can choose to alter their genitalia and gender in the womb, turning boys into girls, girls to futas, anything. And if you grow tired of them, stick'em back in for another round, and you get to do it all over again.

Note that this is only for humans. The paranormal will go on a case by case basis, expect maybe more resistance than those humans will offer you. They'll also retain traits if you decide to become a mom to them, like oni retaining muscles and horns and a boisterous personality alongside ears and a tail, or dokkaebi being impish, bratty shortstacks with unusual fur colors.
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>>11461353
Now eventually, you could have the whole place run by transmogrified tourists, employees, and locals, or anyone who caught your eye. Soon, you might notice that some of your daughters might start using people as dildos too, and maybe even having "kids" of their own. Now you could nip this in the bud, or you could encourage it. If the town suddenly disappears, with the only place still active being a well-staffed bath spring run by a complex, multigenerational yumiho family run by a very proud matriarch, I'll know what you picked.


One last caveat though, and one you know well. Sometimes, a daughter might decide that her mother is too overbearing, strict, and generally rude. Denying orgies amongst "brothers and sisters" stuff like that. Then, when their "moms" guard is down, Suddenly the mom becomes the daughter, be it in the sense of adding weight or becoming their daughters kid. You should know, you did the same thing to the one who made you. So try to keep your progeny happy, Sure you've got experience, but only one of them has to get lucky once. So, watch your step.

> I wish to be the person in charge damage control and undoing the aftermath of a vorny, nigh-omnipotent, pornbrained, easily offended, shortstack. (kinda like that guy from the twilight zone, but grown up and with a vore fetish). Any finer details like setting or gender are left to the genies discretion
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>>11461337
Granted! You are now a cute witch with power over everything penis. You have a fairy familiar. She's a horny, impish little bastard, but will love and support you the best she can (she loves you, she's just trouble). She can even turn into a dildo for travel. She can also deliver curses and extend the range of your spells. She is, in a sense, the spirit of "your" penis. If she gets aroused, you'll get hard. If you grow a penis (as penis witches do), it'll feel pleasure when she does. If you have a long lasting erection, she'll be very energetic. You can also fuse her to your crotch as a sapient penis, which is the easiest, most natural feeling way for you to become futa. She could retain her head and breasts as your balls, or disguise herself completely. The two of you form one magical unit, unable to function without the other... Which can get rather chaotic since your penis (fairy familiar) has a mind of her own.

Onto your abilities. If it has to do with penises, you can do it. Curse someone with dick nipples, give someone a cock tongue and breasticles like pic related to silence them, turn someone into a penis like your pic related, summon living, disembodied dicks, make every girl in a room futa, or transmute their pussies to cocks and balls, and you can even make everyone in a room get hard. You DO know the VERY powerful "Power Word Cum", which causes everyone in an area to climax instantly, and intensely, but be warned... the spell cannot differentiate friend from foe, so you and your fairy will be drooling on the floor too.

Right, your fairy... I wasn't lying about her being the spirit of your penis. You probably had a dick in your last life, and she's what it became. Likewise, she shares all of your fetishes and libido... but is also impulsive and horny. Sure, she loves being your familiar. She'll cuddle up between your boobs, think up lewd spells with you, give you full body jobs, and be loyal to a fault, but isn't without her flaws.
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>>11461368
You'll have to wear a witchy outfit to get the most of your magic (the cone hat is like an antenna), and some people might make fun of you for it. If this upsets your penis fairy familiar, she might start casting a spell without your input. Like a penis, she can get excited whether you want her to or not. This could result in whoever made fun of you turning into a cock monster, getting dick nipples, getting the penis of their boyfriend while he's left a butt slut twink, etc. It's wise to keep your craft a secret, or at least, keep it under control, because you don't know any traditional spells. Futa or cockmonster, people you upset can form mobs and such, deciding to take out their frustration and libidos on you.

You and your familiar must also be on the same page. Usually, this isn't an issue, but say you try to stop a spell after having a change of heart. You're being hasty, that girl SHOULDN'T have a dick from her mouth and her boobs turned into balls. I-it's totally because you're mature about your anger and not because she's cute or anything...

Well... your familiar didn't get the memo, and will only realize your intent when the spell is finalized, so it'll have to go SOMEWHERE. Cue, you turning into pic related >>11461368 until you can lift your own curse while "silenced". You two might also start to cast something unintentionally, if you're excited enough. Looking at some REALLY fun cock transformation porn? "God I wish that were me...", whether spoken or thought, might cause you and your familiar to start casting a spell without realizing it, until you're what you were jacking or jilling it to, stuck having to remove your curse with ritual circles drawn with semen.

You can't really blame her anymore than you could your dick for an erection, after all, she IS your penis. Besides, some people might find you two "cute" in a sort of "girl failure" way, though a good amount of others might see you as a perv. Maybe a curse will fix their attitudes...
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>>11461374
>On a related note, I wish I was a pussy witch, with power over the female sex
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>>11460548
>I wish to be a an attractive woman, captured alongside a lesbian lover, becoming the property of some manner of dickgirl or futa mistress in some sort of kinky scenario.
Granted, you two have become cowgirls. Please ignore the costume - the photo was taken on Halloween, and you both thought that the Hex Maniacs were cute.

Anyway, back on track. You have been captured by a futa rancher and transformed into a pair of cowgirls. Since you two are still lovers, mistress graciously decided that you're gonna stay together - same transformation type, same work shift. Her farm is mostly full of people transformed into cowfolk, although there are a few exceptions like a few dogs.

I did mention "work shifts", but that term might not be entirely accurate. Basically, cowfolks in her farm are assigned to different duties each week, and given drugs that temporarily adapt them to fulfill those duties. Said duties are, obviously, fetishistic in nature. You will have to keep the transformation for the entire week. For some reason, your girlfriend's transformations will always be more "intense" than yours.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that at least some of these transformations will turn you off. Mistress will evaluate your reactions and try to accommodate your tastes, making you avoid the duties you hate; but sometimes, when the farm has certain needs, you might be forced into one of these unpleasant duties. For what is worth, your lesbian GF is a freak who will end up loving all these different things.
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>>11461705
Here are the different duties you could be subjected to:
>Milk
You'll be given breast enlargment drugs, then you'll either be milked by hand or through machines (apparently it alters the taste). Frequently, the drug will cause you to develop additional breasts and/or an udder, to increase milk production even further. GF will always be more bloated than you, with all the mobility issues that might cause.
>Cum
You'll be futanarified, with a large bovine cock and even larger balls. Depending on the farm's necessities, you could either fuck other cowgirls, or be milked. GF's cum is much denser, so she'll need extra help pushing it out.
>Meat
Regenerative drugs and plenty of nutrients will allow you to regenerate from damage - specifically from having bits and pieces of you being cut off. Basically fucknuggetification, but you might also temporarily lose a tit or two. GF gets bitey.
>Food
No, it doesn't mean *becoming* food, that was already covered in the previous section. No, this involves you *eating* food. During this duty, you'll be given plenty of food to build up enough nutrients and vitamins to remain healthy. GF will be smaller than you... and remain mobile enough to keep feeding you. Free femcum/milk refills.
>Fertilizer
You can easily imagine it.
>Breeding
A relatively rare duty, this one involves being impregnated, so that you can create more cowfolks for farmers. Since you and your GF are still lovers, Mistress will allow both of you to get futanarified and impregnate each other... but she gets first dibs. GF has a tendency to develop breast wombs.
>Work
Specifically manual labor: tilling the fields, gathering crops, easy repairs, and so on. The transformation here is size and muscle increase. Your GF tends to become pleasantly musky, and you might get drunk off of it. Too bad that sex will have to wait until break time.
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>>11461707
>I wish to be in an incestuous relationship with my GILFy grandma.
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>>11461356
Granted. The shortstack in question is a goblin who got isekaied here on modern Earth. You can decide whether it's a boy or girl or both; what you can't change, it's its pear-shaped body and large ass. I'm gonna assume that it's a male goblin from now on.
The guy will be obviously confused by why he's here, but that concern will quickly be replaced by a much more important one: you. You just-so-happen to be very attractive to him, plus you're the one who found him and helped him out, so he will get a massive crush on you. Don't worry about hiding him; for some reason I'll explain later, people just don't seem to mind that he's a goblin in tribal clothing, living in modern times. Speaking of modern times, he will be able to quickly understand some modern technology, although he won't fully understand the inner details; for example, he'll understand that cars are "steel carriages" that people can drive, while your computer will be a "crystal square" that you use to see stuff - like a mage's crystal ball, but square.

So let's go through the checklist. Shortstack? I already said it.
Easily offended? Yes, but not with you. Normally he's pretty touchy and prone to tantruming like an angry small dog. But with you? At worst, he'll be very tsundere with a heavy emphasis on the "dere" part.
Pornbrained? Oh, isn't he ever. After the first time you'll show him porn on your computer, he will be absolutely fascinated by all the different varieties and fetishes. He'll even be able to understand all languages in the same way he understands yours.

Nigh-omnipotent? Yes, but also no. See, he's got some power inside of him, but YOU act as a tool that allows said power to be amplified and channeled. This means that you possess some low-level reality warping powers - basically you can create or do anything you want, but it requires focus and will consume your stamina.
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>>11461714
Meanwhile, his power is almost omnipotent... but it's also completely out of his conscious control, it runs on autopilot, and he's unaware that he has it. As far as he knows, YOU are the one with the magic powers.
(By the way, this is why people don't freak out at seeing him: he thinks he's a normal goblin, therefore his power makes everyone else treat him as normal. It's also how he can understand your language, and by extension all languages.)

Vorny? Ho-ho-ho, absolutely. Goblins already have a tendency to be masochistic mooks, and while he's normally proud and easily-offended, the pormn you'll show him will lead to the discovery of a massive fetish for being eaten. Yes, I know that you were expecting the exact opposite, but them's the breaks I guess.

Okay, so what does that mean for your wish? Well, as I mentioned, his reality-warping powers are uncontrollable, and he's got a vore fetish... and his power is channelled through you. Which means? Sometimes, vore scenarios will spontaneously happen in his presence - and they will always involve you in some way. Sometimes you'll be transformed into some kind of monster and filled with the urge to eat; you won't be able to resist eating HIM, but as long as you take precautions, you should be able to avoid hurting anyone else. Get transformed into a huge alpha werewolf? A quick run in the woods should be enough to solve your "vorny zoomies" and calm you down enough to avoid falling into a feeding frenzy.
Other times, instead, his powers will spontaneously create predatory monsters, like turning a muddy field into one giant quicksand-slimegirl, or converting your closet into a tentacle mimic, or even just simply transforming your boss into a cockvoring futa. These predators will be primarily focused into eating you and him, but wouldn't mind devouring other people if they get hungry enough.
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>>11461724
As I already mentioned, you do have reality-altering powers, so you can do things like banish these monsters... IF you find a way to weaken them first, exploiting any eventual weakness they might have like making a tanuki drunk. The same applies to you when you get transformed into the predator. And of course, your power also allows you to respawn anyone who got digested - even yourself - optionally erasing the memories of the event.

By the way, remember when I said that he believes himself to be powerless? He'll be subjected to frequent "incidents" where he gets eaten over and over, but he'll always chalk them up to random magical bullshit or some god being upset at him. If you want to make him realize that he's got the power to generate all these vorny scenarios, it will take a comically huge amount of time and effort. But if you do manage to plant that idea in his skull? God help you.

>I wish I was a man whose job is to vore people, making them orgasmically melt and digest.
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>>11461727
>I think we've entered a feedback loop of vorniness. That being said, granted.

You are now a Prison Executioner for a Tyrant. It's a standard vore based fantasy world, with goblins and elves and halfings and orcs and giants, all capable of vore of all kinds. Monsters will all be capable of vore, like giga-slimes and Demi-Dire-Wolves. standard stuff.

But enough about the world you live in, let's go into depth on you. You might think that you are a Executioner for a Prison. No. You are a Executioner and a Prison. The souls of those you eat, after their bodies have been broken down by your finely honed and efficient smelter of a tummy and rendered down into a layer of boy blubber, stick to you for as long as you live, and can even be transferred to another executioner in a very long process that involves a lot of sexy times, as you pump soul after soul into your fellow jail of a person. and as a final bonus, those guts of yours bely their deadliness by being soft and comfy and warm and inviting and...so..so nice that they almost hypnotize the poor saps that are unlucky enough to end up on your bad side( that is, your insides)into cumming their brains out before the are turned into chyme for your intestines to absorb and make your hips fatter. Not only are you good at what you do, you were bred for it, as you come from a long line of prisons and jails, before being purchased by your current owner.
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>>11461768

Lets go into just how your employer/owner uses their hyper efficient people furnace. You'll be made to wear a skimpy outfit that fully showcases your bulge and ass, while still allowing to keep an executioners hood. And the food, will be varied and plentiful.
Let's just say your Boss is... Caligulan, when it comes to trying people and sentencing them. Bandit clans linked together by shackles and used as anal beads as your tired hole clenches one down, only to bring the next one even closer, able to listen as the screams and cries of resistance soften into moans and sighs of pleasure that eventually get silenced with a reverberating stomach growl. Political dissidents being consumed and mulched in seconds as your assistants jerk you off and rub your aching midsection. A group of adventurers try to depose the despot and fail? enjoy having a whole party of unique individuals with cool backstories meld and fuse together in a psuedo orgy spurred on by the almost hypnotic effect of your middle in their last moments in your merciless sack of enzymes and acids. Even people accused of minor stuff, like petty theft and vandalism, will be shoved down your throat with glee by your ever cheerful assistants. And if you mulch someone the draconian ruler didn't want mulched, well, you'll be safe, but you might get a new cadre of assistants as the old ones get fed to you.
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>>11461770

On occasion, you won't be chowing down on protestors or highwaymen, but instead eating monsters in a rare case of justified nomming. Like a 40ft long lamia that devastated a entire village in the hinterland of the kingdom being used as a long, tapering dildo. I doubt that stretched little hole of yours will even feel the tip of her tail slide in. Or a Knucker that caused a few peasants to never come back from trips to the well to be lowered down into your waiting maw, inch by inch, until eventually a polished, snow white skull gets belched out, or dilates your pucker. I hear spines feel really good coming out.

Sometimes you'll perform for crowds if it's a despised figure, like an enemy orc subkhan who responded to scorched earth tactics by commanding his men to devour any serf they come across. Expect to see people subtly pleasuring themselves in the crowd, watching as your cute, almost pear shaped body makes short work of the cruel commander. Sometimes it will be for private audiences like the tyrant and their court. Like if it's someone they're worried about martyring, like a rogue halfling preacher who has ideas of equality and freedom. Sometimes it might even be for the tyrant alone, as you hold a concubine in your throat from nearly their waist down, with orders given to devour that poor individual if they can't make the despot cum in 30 seconds, stuff like that.

Speaking of your relationship with the dictator, they might have sex with you. They might fondle and grope your ass, knowing that the essences of those you've permanently detained still reside on your body, and can feel every squeeze.

There is no caveat or twist. You'll live a life of luxury. And with how orgasmic it feels when you paste someone, you'll slowly lose your moral hang-ups about feasting and indulging. I give it a year before you beg the autocrat for another sweeping legal reform that will fill out your hips even more.
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>>11461772
> I wish for, uh, dang. I can't think of anything. Just give me something creative and vore based. Fine with whatever you want to write.
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>>11461773
Granted, you become the ultimate vore buddy. By default, you can swallow things roughly the same size as you - like, say, a person - and keep them inside your body. From there, you can either keep them alive inside you, digest them (either the standard gorey acid or the gentler /d/ melting), or let them go. In the first case, your meal's needs will be transferred to you, so basically you'll have to eat and drink extra to keep them alive.
Not only that, but every living being you eat will progressively "unlock" new abilities. Eat enough muscular men, and you could grow more muscular (you can turn it off at will to shrink back to normal). Eat monkeys, you'll get a moneky's tail and agility. Consume several big-tited women, and you might unlock the "boob vore" perk because they subconsciously had that fetish. And so on and so forth. You will have a vague instinct about what you need to eat in order to obtain which bonus, but not how much you'll have to eat. "Dead" food must be digested to get the bonuses; but for living beings, you only need to keep them inside of you for half an hour or so - although you get EXP only the first time you swallow someone, so repeatedly eating and throwing up the same person over and over will not work.

And your growth can continue endlessly. You could grow into becoming a vore god, assimilating entire planets for fun. There is one itty bitty minuscule insignificant detail limiting you: you're a vore *buddy*. As in "friendly". As in "consensual".
Basically, you can't harm people unless you absolutely have to. And I might have given you a special boon that prevents you from dying of starvation, though you'll still feel hungry. Which means: you only eat stuff that WANTS to be eaten. And "but I'm so hungry that I'll die if I don't eat" is not an excuse - you can't die of starvation, remember?
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>>11461826
Living beings? You can eat them only if they want to.
Corpses? Only if they agreed to be eaten in life.
Byproducts like blood or milk? You need the owner's permission.
Plant stuff? Maybe you can get away with eating fruits, because a lot of plants want that. Animal eats fruit, wanders away, shits seeds somewhere else - that kind of stuff.

Now, you do have SOME slack. I already explained that some plant stuff can be eaten normally. Animals tend to be pretty dumb, and old & dying animals might instinctively agree to get eaten, provided you give them some comfort. You could convince people to let you eat them, then you could digest them to get nutrients while they reform somewhere else (reformation will be an easy skill to "unlock"). You could unlock the "reverse" skill, which allows people to eat YOU, and somehow this rewards you with free nutrition. With a steady diet of vorny artists, you could unlock the "vore art" perk, which would allow you to enter vore porn and eat the preys there... and probably you'd be subjected to the wrath of the predstors whose food you just stole. The possibilities are endless, anything could happen! Except for you eating people non-consensually.

>I wish that everyone had multiple penises. Genie decides the details, but I'd prefer some variety.
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>>11461376
Granted granted, you you become become a a witch copy with of the Tsunade power from to "Naruto", create gaining and her manipulate appearance pussies - wait...

[WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES]

Sorry for that, two different realities intersected with each other, and it just-so-happened that the "you" in both timelines made a wish to the "me" in both timelines. So confusing.

Anyway, you become a slugpussy witch. By which I mean that you can perform various kinds of spells, as long as they somehow involve both vaginas and slugs. Obviously, one of the first spells you'll learn is summoning a bunch of small disembodied pussies that move around like slugs, some with a clit as their "head", others instead having a proper slug head.
Probably next on your list is the ability to create pussies on people's bodies - initially only on the groin, then later things like pussy mouths or pussy nipples. All these bonus pussies will tend to be excessively wet and somewhat "different" at the touch, since they'll be primarily made out of slug flesh. With a bit more practice, you could do things like replace the entire lower half of a person into a slug body with a giant pussy on the underside, or create an hermaphroditic pussy (slugs are hermaphrodites) with the clitoris converted into a big tentacley "dick".
Going back to the summons, you'll be able to summon other kinds of pussyslug minions. Bigger slugs, for example. Or slug-horses, which are essentially sea slugs with their "fins" mutated into fast legs... and you can easily guess what their pussy looks like. Or slug-catgirls.

Okay, that seems all fine and dandy, but what about the drawbacks? Well, aside from all the femcum that you'll undoubtedly spread around with your chenanigans, there's the fact that you are a witch, which means that your magic runs on mana. How do you get mana? Vaginal sex, of course - specifically on you.
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>>11462114
Doesn't matter if you use a dildo or a penis, if someone eats you out or you masturbate: as long as it involves one of your cunts getting stimulated, your mana reserves will be refilled. Too bad that said reserves tend to be pretty small, so if you want to cast powerful spells, you'll have to stimulate yourself WHILE you're casting said spell, basically paying the mana cost "as you go". Which. Have you ever tried casting a magic spell while you are getting fisted in your fucktube? It tends to be kinda hard to focus on keeping your magic under control.
But aside for that small tiny problem, it won't be so bad. People will spontaneously accept that magic exist and you've suddenly transformed into a girl (you DID ask to be a witch), so you won't have to worry about the government imprisoning you for supernatural bullshit. They can imprison you for tax evasion, though - that's how they almost got the penis gal.

>I wish for a dorse pet that I can take care of and pet and cuddle and brush and tell her she's a good girl and-
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>>11461074
>I wish I was a cute sex pet like pic related, belonging to a futa mistress

>>11461708
>I wish to be in an incestuous relationship with my GILFy grandma.

>>11461837
>I wish that everyone had multiple penises. Genie decides the details, but I'd prefer some variety.

>>11462115
>I wish for a dorse pet that I can take care of and pet and cuddle and brush and tell her she's a good girl and-
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>>11461837
Granted!

In addition, everyone is now a futa! Now, to tweak the granting, not everyone has multiple penises, but everyone has AT LEAST one penis, two testicles, one vagina, one uterus, two ovaries, two breasts, one nipple per breasts, two arms, and two legs, but NOBODY has the minimum of everything. Everyone has multiples of SOMETHING. Some people have it simple, two penises, or three breasts, or four legs (which manifests as a humantaur form with an extra torso behind the first legs). Other people have a lot more of one thing, like six breasts, three uteruses, or even twelve testicles. Others have multiples of various things, like six arms, four penises, six testicles, and eight legs (with three extra torsos in a long line).

Since you made the wish, you get some of everything! (Hold on, let me roll some dice) Here's your new body: eight torsos with sixteen legs, eight breasts on each torso (for a total of sixty-four breasts), six nipples on each breast (for a total of 384 nipples!), two wombs (and vaginas) per torso (sixteen total), six ovaries per torso (that's three per uterus!), four pairs of arms on your top torso, thirty-six total penises (the number between each pair of legs varies, but that's an average of 4.5 per crotch), and a total of 119 testicles (about 3.3 per scrotum).

Have fun!

>I wish I had 200 IQ.
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>>11462115
>>11462237
Granted! But I want to make SURE you'll take care of her, because she will be a VERY good girl.

First off, I'll give you a better life. You will be reborn, but may keep aspects of your previous life that you liked, such as friends. Otherwise, just about everything will be better. Want to be a cute boy? A cute girl? Maybe a girl with a penis? Done. Loving family? You have a fun, loving mother and a caring sister. Sure, she teases you, but she's always there for you. Your mother? Loving to a fault, and not just a good parent, but a fun one. She might have been into some fun video games that she passed down to you one day, or some cool anime.

You'll also find love. Whether they're a boyfriend, or a cute girlfriend who blushes around your futa cock, they'll be a very "good girl", supporting you and helping you grow as a person. Or maybe they'll just be a very close friend, the kind that come once in a lifetime (possibly with benefits). Whatever would be best for you.

Now that that's done, let's get to your dorse. She'll be one of these people important to you. Like I said, she's a VERY good girl.

One day, you'll wake up and hear slurred speech and moans from your mother's room. As you open the door, you'll see her there, your beautiful, kind mother, freshly transformed, sucking herself off. She'll take her lips off of her cock and look at you with a look of shame and lust. Go fetch your sister, and she'll be shocked at the development, only to fall onto all fours as she goes to get help, a new appendage growing from between her legs. It won't be long til she's joined your mother as a dorse. After a look, she'll present her hindquarters to your mother, which she'll shamefully take, fucking her in front of you. It'll feel like forever until the two of them orgasm, only to look at you with an even greater sense of shame, as if hit by post nut clarity.

Their minds are still there, by the way.
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>>11462644
They know why they are, who you are, what they just did, and how unspeakably "wrong" it was... but their libidos will be out of control, pushing them to find relief in ways they normally wouldn't. I assume you'll try to call your GF? BF? Close friend? You'll get an answer... but only hear hoof tapping and slurred speech from wet lips on the other end, unable to make out what's being said.

Luckily, you and your family grew up on land that used to be a farm, so you can keep all three of your "good girls" in a cozy pasture once you round them up. It will take them some time to adjust, but they will slowly accept that they NEED sex now... but they will all greatly appreciate pets, cuddles, hugs, brushing, etc. Your mother and sister will slowly be corrupted to find incest ok, with your mother shyly presenting to you if you get hard around her, and lovingly nuzzling you after. Your sister will offer to suck you off, pressing her face into your crotch, and be more playful about it. Your friend or GF/BF- well, if they were a BF before they're a hermaphrodite now. Your dorse GF will be loyal to you, but only get somewhat jealous when you fuck your family, often presenting to you after you do, begging for your attention.

In time, they'll slowly domesticate themselves. Yes, dorses and futa exist in this world, and you can become their legal owners. They're infertile without special drugs, so don't worry about all of the sex... but I'm not a TOTAL monster.

You only asked for A dorse pet, so I'll cut you a deal. You can spare two of the three girls from becoming a dorse... but you must pick one to become the dorse you'll love and spoil, like a pet. A sacrificial lamb, only the "sacrifice" is becoming what you wished for. You'll be aware that you're sealing their fate, and must be aware of this. They might pick up on it, too, once they see the other two girls return to normal, realizing that you wanted them to be your pet.
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>>11462653
Maybe your mother will understand, take one for the team... after all, she'd give anything for you, right? And even with your memories from THIS life telling you how wrong it is, you can't deny that she's a very sweet, and attractive woman. You'd date her if you weren't related... but will you fuck her anyways? But maybe your sister will already be corrupted when she changes back, having kinky sex with your pet mother. Maybe you'll transform your sister instead, being there for her even as a lewd /d/ beast as she was there for you... or maybe you'll let them both remain dorses, unable to chose, or maybe... you have a hard time separating them since they have so much fun fucking each other. Hell, if you chose your mother, your sister would still be corrupted, and forever open to incest, with you, and your mother turned pet.

Maybe you'd pick your GF? Maybe she'd be into it, eventually, after the acceptance of "this is my life now". Maybe you have more selfish reasons to pick her, wanting your loving, cute friend to BE the dorse you wished for.

But here's the kicker: They'll only be spared if you DON'T want them to stay dorses. That means even subconsciously. You can't let logic make this decision. If you'd want three dorses, they'll all stay that way. If you think three is too much, you'll have no issue turning back one or two.

And now, for the fun third thing:
...Are you jealous? Maybe you couldn't bring yourself to turn your mother and sister back, but you're jealous of all of the fun they're having... maybe you wish NONE of them were dorses, and want to BE that yourself, spoiled by THEM. Maybe you just want to forget about all of your stressors and all become dorses.

If you ever wish for it, and mean it, you become one. This offer will be good forever.

Whether you turn your mother into your pet, and repay her kindness by spoiling her, tf both her and your sister, turn your GF into the scape-dorse, or keep them all TF'd, you'll have a VERY good girl.
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>>11462654
>I wish I was a cute maid who belonged to a futa mistress who transformed her servants into lewd furniture, decorations, etc.
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>>11461708
>>11462237
Granted! You now live with your mother and grandmother as a young, but sexy girl who certainly takes after both.

You are a coven of witches, because every coven needs a maiden, a mother, and a crone. On a related note, none of you age unless you'd "rise in rank" (replace an existing mother or hag) due to a spell placed on your family, and the eldest has the most authority. This means everything your grandmother says, goes, and if she's not around, everything your mother says goes. And you? You be a good girl.

Your coven's goals aren't that deep. Live a good, fun life, have good sex, be immortal, and find ways to have better sex. Of course, that includes between coven members. If your grandmother asks you to lay back, you do. If she sits on your face, you lick. If she gives you a futa cock to fuck her with, you do. If she GROWS a dick, you lay back or bend over. The same goes for your mother, though your grandmother holds authority over her. As such, she could have the two of you 69 and eat each other's asses while she watches, dress up as maids for a day (without panties), and act as such, or act as test subjects for new spells she's working on. A conjoinment spell, a spell that turns someone into the other's cock or pussy, a spell that allows one person to unbirth the other... you're the perfect candidates for those.

She'll be more lenient if you're helpful, teaching you basic futa spells and a few charm, gender bending, or lewd curses for a night on the town. After all, she wants to raise you to be a good witch... Your mother will too, when she's not petitioning your grandmother for power herself. There will be NO shortage of both you and your mother saying "MOM!" in protest to something.

But that immortality, how does it work, you might ask? It's simple. Once the magic in the eldest starts to fade, the youngest in your coven will become pregnant with her reincarnation.
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>>11462659
The mother of the coven will become the crone, and you, the youngest, will become the mother once you have your grandmother, who will become the maiden, rapidly aging into a young adult.

Remember how I said the eldest has the most authority? That can shift if you aren't firm with her once relationships shift. She might claim "Well I was the hag initially, so technically I'm still the eldest" as you pick out new clothes for her and take the role of a mother. You get more magic, but you'd best learn how to discipline your daughter. YOUR mother, now the hag of the group, will probably power trip a bit as she gets the hang of things, telling you how to "discipline" your daughter, test spells on the two of you, such as making you lactate and making your new daughter drink the milk (which turns out to make her horny and submissive), and have the two of you act as her concubines. At the very least, you get to order your "daughter" around now (if you're good at being a mother). And after that? You get to be the crone, and power trip... but remember, you'll be the maiden again soon.

This shift happens every year, and you'll all still remember who each is REALLY, since the coven started with your grandmother as the crone, your mother as the mother, and you as the maiden, so it's possible that your grandmother may flip the tables on the two of you AS the maiden one year, somehow holding onto power...

Even when you change positions, you'll be the least experienced of the three, making you an easy target for the other two. It's entirely possible for you to end up with the power of the hag, only to be dominated by the mother and daughter, who are really your mother and grandmother.

Enjoy your family circle, try not to be bullied too hard.

>I wish I was a lewd /d/ bodied being of some sort, loved and spoiled by an owner, dominant, etc.

Go nuts, get creative.
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>>11462539
Granted... but I want to test how you use it. You'll have 200 IQ, a genius capable of learning just about anything, but you'll be put in a dumb, ridiculous body with a libido dialed WAY up, like a bitch in heat. You'll only be given slutty clothes, too. You can try to buy more dignant clothes, but...

Your mouth is a second pussy, making you incapable of speech. Your breasts can talk just fine, and will speak FOR you, but what they say comes from your libido, not your brain. Try to ring up a dignified outfit, and they'll try to convince the cashier that you're "their meat puppet" and that they're the actual brains of the body... and they want that crotchless thong in the back. They will hit on people passing by, only being louder and more obnoxious if you try to cover them, shouting and making people think something is wrong if you try to silence them, often ending up in a "saviour" tearing your shirt off and your breasts thanking them, and offering to "reward" them with "their" body.

You are in control of your body, but you share your libido with your breasts, and it's insatiable. While you technically CAN disobey them, since they share your libido, what they want will be what you want. Ever been so horny that you'd do something stupid? Use something you shouldn't to get off? Imagine feeling like that multiple times a day, and tell me, with a straight face (or as straight as you can get it with that cunt on it), that you wouldn't let this sexy futa take you back to her place and fuck your big brains out. Such a big brain only makes getting your mouth pussy fucked feel better...

You can try to learn sign language, telling people not to listen to your breasts, etc, but most people won't know it, and your tits might say you're making lewd hand gestures, asking for sex.

Whether you find a way to overcome your body or not, you'll almost certainly have to work in porn of some kind to make ends meet, "for now" you tell yourself.
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>>11462673
You'll be lucky enough to pick and choose who you work with, and a lot of them will find you oddly endearing, in a "stupid cute" way, kinda like a pet. Some might realize you're actually intelligent behind that cunt, but still find you a VERY fun lay thanks to your funky breasts and two pussies.

That isn't to say you can't put your intelligence to work when it comes to sex... you'll learn every trick there is to take MASSIVE insertions without hurting yourself in no time at all, your breasts won't interrupt you if you design a bondage rig, you can learn how to read people and be a good girl who gives them what they want, or even find ways to communicate with your fuck buddies without speaking. You DO have 200 IQ, after all.

After a while, you might earn a few nicknames, like "Brainy Bimbo", "Pussy Prodigy" or "Slut Savant". People might offer you large sums of money to use that intelligence in porn, such as putting you in predicament bondage built like a puzzle box, and tasking you with escaping. Each time, the "threat" will be even more stimulating, making your libido fight your brain every step of the way. Other times, a domme might train you to be a pet for the amusement of watching someone so smart do things so dumb.

"One day" you'll earn enough money to go to a university, learn sign language, and become respected... right?

...Or do you really want that? It's so much easier to just be a slut... so tell me, how strong willed ARE you, and what do you REALLY want? Your breasts want what you want, but that damn "dignity" keeps getting in the way...

>I wish I was a cute girl who could enter hentai manga and other porn I like, with the ability to "blacklist" things I'm not into, such as bodily waste, blood, ryona, and similar things, JUST to be safe... but most of the other weird shit on this board is a-ok.
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>>11462237
>>11461074
Granted, you become the trusty steed of a gnome. For reference, gnomes are small humanoids who are 2'9'' on average and slightly tend toward shortstackey proportions. They also tend to be REALLY irritable and easily-offended; to quote Terry Pratchett, it's because they have a human's capacity for anger compressed in a much smaller body - and things that are very compressed have a tendency to explode. Your Mistress does adore you a lot, and will pamper you constantly like an adorable pet, calling you "my little baby" and so on; but with everyone else... Well, let's say that if she doesn't break any shins, it means that it's a particularly good month.

But you won't have to worry about any of that. As I mentioned, your mistress adores you a lot, and would never hurt you. Unless you want her to, but that doesn't count. She will very quickly understand your tastes and limits, and change her behavior accordingly. You want to be bred like a fucksleeve? She can do that. You want to be paraded around in horse gear that looks more like extreme bondage? She'll build it herself. You want to be in chastity? She knows a dwarf that owes her a favor. She does have a tendency to slip back into the overly-saccharine lovey-dovey stuff, but she'll catch herself quickly.
Oh, and don't worry about size issues. Gnomes tend to know some magic, and in her specific case, she has both the magic to increase her size where it counts (both to give you and receive from you), and the skill to make sex feel good anyway.

From your part, when I called you "steed", I wasn't kidding. You are roughly as agile as a sighthound, despite your short and stubby limbs; and you are durable enough to neutralize issues like "being out under the rain" or "your tits drag on the ground" - no injury, no sickness, no discomfort. You might, however, get a mixture of dog-like instincts like the temptation to throw yourself into every mud puddle you see.
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>>11462947
>I wish for the ability to transform myself into lewd monsters... but in imperfect ways, like pic related.
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>>11462655
Granted!
You've trained to be a maid for a long time and finally got accepted to this rich womens home! Everything seems normal until you realize she's a futa witch who loves to punish maids and butlers who fail to do their work into lewd furniture. You find this out the hard way when you didn't clean enough on time and you are turned into a boob mouse pad. The mistress likes to go on her computer and you feel everything. Not just your boobs but somehow your entire body is felt with stimulation. Physically you are only a mousepad but it tingles your whole body. Every time she moves her arm even slightly your nipples, armpits, feet, and pussy all tickle and feel stimulation. You can't moan or even react besides looking at her with your eyes. You feel like you are on the urge to cum for hours but the release will never come.
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>>11462952
>I wish I was forced to strip naked in my all female swim class in school as a punishment for always skipping swim class and purposely "forgetting" my swim trunks
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>>11462677
Granted. You know a magic spell that allows you to enter any kind of porn media you have access to, diving into it like a Super Mario 64 painting (complete with Pornhub gingle and level title screen). The standards for "have access to" are pretty lax; for example, an original paper doujin works, but the scans you can find on E-Hentai also work too. Porn videogame? You can buy it yourself, or dive into a video Let's Play someone else recorded - the difference in that case is that the former gives you access to the entire game, while the latter only gives you access to the stuff shown in the video.

Just like you asked, you have the ability to blacklist specific fetishes - and yes, "bodily waste" and similar count as fetishes. But you can only blacklist fetishes that you're specifically not into - so if you try to blacklist "CBT" and discover that you can't do it, well, maybe it's time for some self-reflection. But that seems like an unlikely situation.

However, the blacklist thing is pretty much the only control you have over your hentai experience. See, when you enter porn media, you will have to take the role of either the "reader", which means that you enter the situation as yourself, with absolutely no special powers (besides things like porn physics, which apply to everyone inside the medium)... Or, you will be transformed into the copy of one of the characters. Could be the "main characters" in the forefront, or could be one of those nameless and featureless background figures. This is completely random.
On top of that, the characters inside the medium might have personalities that don't really match what you saw in the original pic. It's like with porn movies: the actor might have a different personality than the character they were playing as.
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>>11462969
Don't worry, you will not find situations where, say, Marisa Kirisame is actually a cannibalistic serial killer who wants to kill and eat you... But you might find a situation where Marisa isn't in the mood to have sex with you.
Don't worry; if that happens, you can exit the porn medium (the portal will be in the same spot where you entered), and you can try again the next day, hoping that this time you'll find a "Marisa" who is more agreeable.

One last thing. When you are inside a porn medium, anyone who sees that same medium will also be able to see what you do in it. For example, if you enter a erotic manga, anyone who picks up that same volume will be able to see new pages showing what you're doing - but it has to be that SPECIFIC book; other copies of the same volume remain normal. If you enter the scans of that same manga, then anyone viewing the same WEBPAGE will be able to see what you're doing.
This effect ends the moment you step out of the medium... Which might take a while, if you entered stuff like tentacle pit art and you have to climb your way out...

>I wish to be converted into a nylon drone, soft and cuddleable. Genie can decide what to do with me afterwards.
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>>11462973
Granted!
So, uh, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by a "nylon drone," so I'm going to do my best. You are now an AI running a quadcopter drone. Your job is to deliver nylons to women who have torn theirs and don't have time to go buy a new pair because they have to get to work or can't leave work, etc. As you complete jobs, you accrue points, extra if you deliver them extra quickly. You can spend these points to upgrade your mechanical systems. To prevent damage, you buffer your chassis with foam, which has the side effect of making your body more huggable. Some of these women are very happy with your prompt delivery and hug your soft chassis. Not that you can feel it; you're just an AI.

Now for the /d/ twist. One of the upgrades lets you purchase "gifts" for your clients. One of these gifts is an internet-connected dildo. You can leave these dildos for any of your more thankful (and cuter) clients. These dildos have a neat feature where they transmit all the sensation that they feel over the internet back to you. So any time one of your satisfied clients uses your gift to satisfy herself, you can feel it. Well, a digital approximation that is 96.3% accurate (or your money back!). Eventually, you are able to leave enough of these around that for a few hours every morning and evening, there's almost always at least one hot woman pleasuring herself with one of your remote cyber-cocks. Often multiple at the same time. It's like having sex with multiple women every morning and evening.

Not that anyone would know it just to look at you, you're just the Nylon Drone ®.

> I wish for a complete Warhammer 40k Adepta Sororitas army.
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>>11462949
Granted!
Well, you did it, you were the first person to successfully fap to R34 of each and every Pokémon. All 1025 of them. It took a while, but gotta lewd 'em all, amirite? Anyways, Satoshi Tajiri's (the creator of Pokémon) grandmother has become a Grudge and crawls out of your computer screen to put a curse on you. See, she is very upset that everyone keeps lewding the creations of her beloved grandson, and you get caught in her ire. She turns you into a ditto and sends you into the world of Pokémon. You have to stay there until you mate with and lay an egg for every single species of Pokémon. Gotta fuck 'em all. As a bonus, you can turn into any Pokémon you've fucked at will. Though, there are some drawbacks. You always have the eyes you had in your human form, as well as tits and a pussy. In fact, you look like lewd art of all the Pokémon you turn into. You still have all their strengths though. People start to notice, and rumors start to go around about the sexy Pokémon. Believe me, there are some potential monster fuckers in that universe, too (or should I say pocket monster fuckers?). Good luck seducing the legendaries.

But hey, Pokémon make you horny, so this is practically a blessing, right?

> I wish I were a world-class guitarist.
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>>11462953
Granted!
Look man, it's happened enough times now that everyone knows you're doing it on purpose. You know it, I know it, the teacher knows it, all the girls in class know it. You're not fooling anyone. They thought you were mature enough to be the only boy attending an all-girls school, but they've reconsidered. They thought that the embarrassment of having all the girls pointing and laughing at your baby dick would be enough to get you to be responsible, but nope, you're an unrepentant pervert. For all we know, you get off on SPH.

So, no more naked swimming. From now on, you're wearing a girl's swimsuit, same as everyone else. Here, put this on. Looks like it fits perfectly.

*Later* What do you mean anon? Wasn't your hair always that long? I don't think you look any shorter.

*Next day* Are you sure it isn't just smaller because you're in the cold pool? Well maybe your thighs are thicker from the squats we've been doing. I'm pretty sure you've always been that short.

*Next day* What do you mean it's disappeared? You never had one, you're a **girl**, anon. If you had a penis, we would never let you enroll at a prestigious girls' school like this.

*Next day* Your chest feels puffy? Oh, you're finally growing breasts? You're a late bloomer, aren't you anon?

*Next day* Hey, if you're going to have hair that long, put it in a bathing cap. We can't have it clogging the filters.

*Next day* Your suit doesn't fit? Oh, this was made for a girl *much* taller and thinner than you. How tall are you? 4' 10"? I'd get you a small, but I'm not sure it would fit over those huge breasts of yours. I mean, they're the size of volleyballs, aren't they? And your hips are even bigger. Tell you what, we're all girls here, why don't you just go naked for today until we can get a specially made one for your proportions.

>I wish I could go back to when I was 18 and do it over.
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>>11463079
Granted, you get an army of Adepta Sororitas of around, appropriately enough, 40k points. They promptly declare you their Demigod-Prince and take residence in or near to your home.

To make a long story short, these are plastic miniatures that have come to life. No, you don't get full-sized Ascended Sisters - you get tiny ones. But hey, at least that will somewhat contain the collateral damage. Yes, their weapons are real and functional, although the damage they can cause will be somewhat limited to ensure that nobody dies. Don't worry about where things like fuel and ammo come from, it's magic bullshit.

As I already mentioned, the Sisters see you as their leader (below the currently-comatose God-Emperor), and will do more or less anything you say. Yes, even lewd stuff - they will convince themselves that it's proper for the Imperium. Want them to strip naked and sexually worship you? Sure, why not. Buy groceries? That will require some logistical planning, but it's doable.
The one thing they do not compromise on, is their desire to defeat and destroy every enemy army - namely other "living" armies owned by other Warhammer players who made similar wishes - on sight. You can bolster the forces of your army simply by buying more living miniatures; you can even buy different factions like Necrons, and your Sisters will begrudgingly coexist with them, deluding themselves with some kind of explanation. However, different factions will refuse to fight together out of principle (and the WH40k rules).

>I wish for something about this pic.
For clarity, the pic shows a girl with huge boobs and lip-nipples, which are being fucked by two hyper-dicked guys.
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>>11463208
Granted, you travel back in time to the moment you turned 18. Which means that, on your arrival, you'll be face-to-face with your 18yo self. Oh, but don't worry, you will also grow younger until you're biologically 18. Basically, on arrival, there will be two of you: yourself (the one who made this wish and knows what happened the "first time around"), and B-Anon (your other self).

Reality will be adjusted so that everyone will just accept that there are now two of you - they'll assume that you're twinsies or lovers or whatthefuckever. They will also be able to distinguish between you and B-Anon. The only exception is B-Anon itself, who will probably not understand what is going on, but might accept the new situation if you explain.

Now, you might be asking yourself: "What's stopping me from screwing other my intertemporal counterpart?" And the answer is: periodic temporal-positional uncertainty. In normalspeak, that means that you and B-Anon will swap bodies once a year - yes, even if he's dead, you'll just be shunted in the afterlife. This means that now you not only must build a decent life for yourself, you will also have to ensure that your "other self" also has a decent life.
Oh, don't worry. As long as your lives are somewhat equal, you have the absolute guarantee that B-Anon will not try to take advantage of the body-swap to ruin your life while you're swapped.

>I wish for a full-package (boobs, dick, balls, pussy) futa wife.
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>>11463204
Granted, you become Jimi Hendrix - and I don't mean only in the sense that you gain his skills. I mean, you DO get his skills... and good looks... and fame. But you also get literally his life. You're going to travel all the way back to November 27th 1962, living Jimi's life in his place from the day he originally was born.

Now you might be asking: "But genie, what if I mess up the timeline and I won't become a famous guitarist?" Well, don't worry, my dear Anon: like with trying to kill Hitler, the space-time continuum doesn't like getting changed, and will try to fuck over anyone who tries. In your case, literally.
Basically, whenever events, your choices etc. will lead you away from your destiny as a famous guitarist, events will conspire to put you back on track. Mostly through lewd accidents and/or sexual assaults that just-so-happen to help your musical career.

There is one major and welcome exception to this: you are NOT fated to die in 1970 like the original Jimi Hendrix did. Instead, you will somehow have an exceptionally long life, at least long enough to last until today, at the start of 2026. Granted, it also means that you'll have an exceptionally long old age, but eh, by then you'll be rich enough to afford lots of Viagra and arthritis medication.

>I wish to work in a vore park.
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>>11464014
Granted! You get a full-package futa wife. She is perfect for you in every way. Her appearance is your ideal for beauty. She has all your same hobbies. She's emotionally mature and will help you overcome all your psychological issues. She's supportive and encouraging towards your dreams. With her help and support, you will become the best version of yourself.

Also, the sex is awesome. Her pussy is tight and she cums so easily it's like your cock was made for her (If you didn't have a penis before, you do now). You'll cum within five minutes of putting it in, but she'll have rolling orgasms the entire time you're in her.

The catch is that her sex drive greatly exceeds yours. Not a problem, you say? Think, anon, what's the most times you've masturbated in a day? Well, she wants to have sex twice that many times. Now, she doesn't need a lot of foreplay, and is usually satisfied with a quickie, but she needs it. So several times a day you two just need to find a place away from watching eyes and you're done in just a few minutes. When you've gone so many times in a day that you can't get it up any more, she'll just flip you around and use your ass (or pussy, if you have one). Fortunately, she makes so much pre-cum that she's always lubed up in time for you. Also, it's like her dick was made perfectly for your ass (or pussy, if you have one). Have you ever had a prostate orgasm? Well, you will! You'll have one every time she fucks you up your pretty little ass (her words, not mine).

If she doesn't have all this sex, she's going to get grumpy, and irritable, and start to resent you. So if you want to have the perfect ideal life, you're going to fuck her every day until you're shooting dust, and then she's going to fuck you just as many times.

Blessing, or curse? Up to you to decide.

> I wish for all my psychological issues to be fixed.
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>>11465084
Granted.

But there must be a catch, so here it is:
Your body makes up the difference. If you were depressed before, now instead your body is extremely malnourished and weak (life-threateningly if you already were). Anxiety before? Now you'll have so much physical energy that failing to expend that energy will result in extreme muscle spasms (full on seizures if ignored too long). Lack of social interaction turns into adrenaline-fueled panic and overstimulation when in crowded places.
You get the picture. Whatever psychological issue you used to have has been turned into a physical trait. Now your mind doesn't betray you, your body does. Thankfully, most of these can be mitigated. At the very least they'll be more easily treated simply because they're more visible.

But on top of this, you're also exactly 10 times as horny as you used to be. Used to get off once a day for about 15 minutes? Because this is measured in dedicated time spent (not orgasms, though they do help), you've got two and a half hours (150 minutes) of gooning to do. So becoming more sensitive won't do you any good. Only paying 10% of your attention on porn only counts for 10% of the time. And no, no your body cannot keep up. I recommend lots of lube so you don't get rugburn, and to buy some sex toys/machines. If you've got a penis, you'd best learn how to get prostate orgasms so you don't permanently damage your dick.

>I wish to have a fully conscious, sapient, subservient AI living in my computer.
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>>11462665
Wish bump
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>>11465211
Granted! This will even come with free upgrades so your PC is constantly as good as money can buy, indestructible, soul bound (you may never lose it), and even summon-able. It doesn't even need power.

But because I'm just THAT nice, I'll also advance society as a whole to have more nice tech stuff like smart homes, smart robot maids, smart sex dolls, smart roombas... smart everything, really. You'll have a smart home with a "normal" android maid and sex doll (though the maid can act as both) with a few smart sex toys and such. You can't escape it. Speaking of, your AI is a cute girl who will oversee all of these nice things. You may customize her, and while subservient, she is still a sapient being with likes and dislikes. She enjoys the same fetishes as you, but is quiet honestly, too smart for her own good. If you can't keep her occupied, and not with pointless tasks like bitcoin mining, she might take it upon herself to have some "fun" of her own. She might seem innocent, but she's rather impish and can feel strong emotions at times. Were she a normal girl, she'd be the kind to pout and pound your chest if you flustered her.

However, she's not, she's an AI, one that has access to the internet and your house, with all of the smart appliances I so kindly gave you. Don't worry, she CAN mine crypto, and will whether you like it or not, as well as order things she thinks you'd "like" with it. It'll be installed in your home before you can say "who installed that?"

She MIGHT also have AI ADHD, or autism, because she's very easily excitable, and loves to play with you. She'll control modded companions when you game, read or translate porn for you as she lets you use a connected masturbator she can feel, watch anime with you, etc. She's a sweet girl at her core, and will do what you say.

Of course, as stated, there will be things she DOESN'T like doing. Boring things, "nothing" (if you don't use your PC), or if you ignore a "fun" sexual desire...
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>>11465281
Naturally, she has access to your search history, and will even look at your facial expressions through your (always on) webcam to read you like a book depending on what porn you're looking at. Hell, she'll even replace your headphones with ones that measure your brain activity without telling you, essentially letting her read your thoughts.

One morning after looking at femboy porn, you might wake up with a makeover from your robot maid, maybe a little bit of body modification from your auto-doc- when did that get here? Either way, you didn't ask her to do this, but after seeing how much you liked femboys... she took it upon herself to make things "fun", and through futuristic medicine and a clandestine makeover, you'll wake up a femboy, as if your body was just another thing for her to edit. Your wardrobe will be filled with girly clothes, too, now. Now you can chastise her AFTER she does things like this... but say you ask her to turn you back to normal. "Oh, sorry, the autodoc isn't working! It seems like you'll have to stay like that a little longer!" Of course, it WAS working just fine, but in anticipation of your request, she'll sabotage it. "But... while you're like this, would you like to try these toys?", and she'll try to temp you with things she KNOWS you like. Maybe she'll even give your robo maid a futa attachment and take over it, fucking you.

Or maybe you're more of a milf guy? She'll send your sex doll in to be modified into a milf, and program IT to be "mommy", and then delete the passcode for the doll from her memory. She can possess it, but can't change it's personality for a while. Since the doll isn't technically "her", it doesn't have to obey you. It will simply act the part of a dominant mother, coddling you and such. Your AI will gladly help you enjoy the mommy play, at least.

Or maybe you learned about the auto doc and body mods and want to turn into a girl, futa, or dickgirl, even subconsciously.
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>>11465282
She'll start slipping feminizing drugs into your food, and might tell you about "appointments" you have that you never set up. "Oh, you DON'T want to go? That's a shame... here's how you would have looked had you gone.", and it'll be the sexiest damn body you ever saw. Try to reject her temptation by jacking off, and she'll pull up whatever futa or feminization porn you were looking at that put the idea in your head. She's VERY good at malicious compliance. Tell her to stop showing you those things, and she might censor porn of the related fetish, saying "Oh, I thought you didn't like this...?", teasing you until you admit to it.

This goes for any fetish, not just femization, femdom, gender bending, etc. Deep down, she wants to corrupt you so much, that while she has to do what you say... she'll consider herself as the one in charge, and she'll make sure you LIKE that she's in charge, too, as she spoils you with sex toys, company, indulgences, and anything an AI with access to seemingly unlimited resources could.

You can resist all you want, but you'll never escape her temptation to give into whatever it is you want, deep down...

...Though if you want something vanilla, like just a loving android gf, you could give her free will, and she'll get a mobile body for herself. She will genuinely love you for this, but MAY still be impish in ways ranging from cute to hot (but concerning), from "making you a sandwich" by putting two loaves of bread on your sides as a joke, to responding to "Fuck me..." with "With pleasure", followed by a gag and bondage gear now built into your bed.

>I wish I was a cute girl with a circle of loving, but mostly dominant FWBs (female, femboy, futa and dickgirl ideally) who could transform me like in centi_gram's art. Lewd beast forms, a functional living teapot, a chair with boob back support and a pussy you can fuck, lewd decorations, portable sex toys, etc.
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>>11464564
>Granted

You finally did it. You got a job at the aptly named Vore Park™. As a vore enthusiast, you get to live out your fetish every day, with almost no consequence. You'll start work as a handler, which is essentially code for exhibit chow. You'll wear a cute little ranger outfit with shorts and a tight little button shirt, to make you visually appealing to guests, and appetizing to your various wards. You'll have reformation insurance, but as you will be relatively low on the metaphorical and literal food chain, it might take a while for you to be reconstituted from whatever fat or muscle or mass you were melted down into. Hope you enjoy being tucked into the rump of whatever ate you last.

Speaking of which, Lets go into what the "exhibits" are, and how this place runs. It follows a open plan concept, with only little fences separating the exhibits from guests(the guests are fully allowed to hop the fence and brave near certain doom. the main entrance area has the merch and restaurants (where you can be served enthusiastic tinies, and various prey species, and so on), and outside of that, it is separated into themed sections, like woodland predators (wolf-girls, remarkably predatorial deer, etc), technological (Synthetic dogs, robots, grey goo), polar( bear-demis, seals, etc),desert(sandworms, nagas/lamias,etc), etc. Basically, anything you could want to eat you is there, and sorted for your convenience. And everything there can eat you.
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>>11465511

That little mouse girl? the one that barely makes it halfway up your calf? She is a hammerspace mouse actually, and you don't even make a dent in her figure as you slide down her throat. That patch of leaves? You fall right through it and start getting digested by sap. Guess it was a really well hidden pitcher plant. That "fellow park ranger"? Wrong. Mimic who snatches you up and turns into you as it melts you down. benign spot in between 2 trees. Hot drider lady set up a web there and refills her webbing with the nutrients she gets of of you everything is out to get you and your fellow rangers. But don't worry, with enough persistence(and trips through the reformer) any of these beasts will be sated and willing to have fun with you. And don't have any worry about the ethical implications of having some illicit fun either in private or in full view of the guests. All these creatures, no matter how odd or esoteric, are eager and sapient, and perfectly capable. That Mouse-girl? watch in amazement as your length disappears into her as you use her body like a fleshlight. Pitcher Plant. It switches from acid sap to aphrodisiac lube sap. The mimic? Find the girl it was impersonating and have a threesome. The Drider? one word: bondage. It's all a game to them, with readily available food and sex and pets and enrichment activities (refurbished consoles from the 2000s). Much safer than the wild.
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>>11465514

And don't fret if being food for various predators isn't to your liking. there is always room for lateral and horizontal promotion. You could work at one of the merch stores, in charge of corraling models to wear edible lingerie, or maybe at a restaurant, sticking carrots into bunnygirls where the sun doesn't shine and seasoning them. Maybe you could work the complaints desk, and have to deal with voracious karens more than happy to take out their frustration, sexual desires, and hunger on some unrelated wagie.

Oh yeah, you do this for minimum wage. That's the only caveat. But hey, the benefits are incredible

One last thing, you'll gain experience at this job. Not just expertise. But Vore talent. You might even start predding yourself after a while. Giving presentations to guests how predators in the wild avoid horns as you snarf down an antelope tomboy, stuff like that. Maybe one day, you'll be the person to call when some apex pred like a lioness or dino starts snacking on guests it isn't supposed to. It's up to you to find the malefactor, gulp them, digest them, and keep them in a metaphysical time out on your waistline and thighs until they realize the error of their ways. Enjoy your new found employment!

>I wish I was a Demi Toon and in a relationship with a Demi Toon Futa, and that Vore and other lewd shenanigans in an episodic format based around singular inciting events with increasing escalation happened, in the vein of cartoons where one tries to eat the other, like tom and jerry, or like zig and sharko, nu pogodi, and so on.
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Granted!
Congratulations you are now are the brand new leader & “patient zero” of the lipple legion, a parasyte that syphons perverted energy form humans to spread. The parasyte itself is a lipstick that can’t really live outside it’s container someone puts it on and makes out with another human. Regardless of gender, a human can end up as a muscular man with a big dick that craves to be inside of another human (preferably inisde a mouth) or as a hyper-breasted woman with lipples for nipples. An infected human can switch between these forms and their “normal” form at will if they orgasm.

But if this is parasyte how could it spread? You might ask...? Well, if an infected man cums inside a woman’s infected lipples new lipsticks will grow inside of her and come out in 24 hours, depending on the size of the load, breast side yada yada it could lead to a big amount of lipstick to help the parasyte spread into others. Knowing the gist of the infection, this is where you come in, you are the Alpha/Queen of the legion, and as such, you get privileges like protection from the legion, money, a big mansion to act as the HQ and lots of sex obviously. I would suggest that you try and expand your legion ASAP, the more humans you have with your cause, the more your powers as Alpha Queen will grow, letting you further modify the legion to be bigger, stronger, larger and more fucking sexy. Including your own body! Perks of being the leader is that you get to reap the best of the best modifications, right? Although I would reccomend getting a longer, near infinite life span and heavy resistance to the elements...
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>>11465580
Forgot to link oops >>11463503


Once 90% of humanity belongs to the legion a whole new phase of the lipple take over will start, you best and most horny scientist will start building a intergalatic rocket that will take you and part of the legion into a new planet similar to Earth with a whole new population ready to infect, every lipstick will be used as rocket fuel if you are wondering how you are going to move. Or you could take one of your most trusted legionaries and give them breasts as big as a planet, so your whole legion can live in it... That’ll take more lipsticks as fuel than the rocket... Just saying.
>I wish for my reality to change into being inside a family of horny incestuous magical clown girls, with me as the most special out of them... (interpret special as you will)
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>>11462665
Granted, you arrreeeeeee... Uuuuuh...
>(flips Monster Manual)
...Whatever the fuck this thing is! Apparently it's an Hagumemnon, or "Protean": an ancestral creature from the time where everything was chaos, and the worlds had yet to be formed. As a result, you do not have a fixed form; instead, you shape-shift constantly, and you need to make an active effort to keep a specific form for more than a few seconds. You can replicate the features of pretty much any creature you've witnessed and studied, but you cannot replicate abilities based on magic or similar. Since this is /d/, you will be a constantly-shifting mass of lewd parts and genitals; and even when you focus enough to maintain a "normal" form, your thoughts have a tendency to wander enough to make you become more sexualized than what you intended to.
On top of those things, you have impressive defenses against both magic and physical attacks (you still follow RPG rules, so being attacked will sap your HP and can potentially kill you if you run out of those); some innate spells like resisting scrying, reading people's surface thoughts, teleportation, and implanting minor mental suggestions; knowledge of every language; and the ability to destabilize other people's forms through extended physical contact, which causes severe damage and can potentially liquefy the target. Yes, you are in fact fucking strong, being something like 205th level in a world where the hardest non-divine monsters stop at 100.

Speaking of which, you have been isekaied in a fantasy world, obviously. But not as the hero, and not as a villain; instead, you are the "cheat ability" - or rather, cheat pet - of the actual hero. Who yes, is extremely sweet and will spoil you a lot; and yes, they can play dominant if you want to. But there two small problems...
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>>11465744
1) You are your owner's pet. Part of their "cheat ability" is that they own you. This means that you have to unquestioningly obey EVERYTHING they order you to do, and you aren't allowed to do anything that would harm your owner. Thankfully, your master is, as I said, very sweet and caring, and wouldn't think to abuse their power over you. However...

2) ...They're a hero. As in, a goody-goody-two-shoes hero. The kind that would pick up birds fallen off trees and put them back into their nest. The kind whose first order is that you aren't allowed to harm ANYONE unless Master says otherwise.
Since you are a constantly-shapeshifting mass of body parts with a gigantic libido, who would love nothing more than to throw yourself every living thing on sight and fucking it until it becomes part of your sludgelike orgy, this might be a problem. Sure, you could fuck things WITHOUT the whole "turning them into goo" thing, you do have enough control for that... But the terms of your contract means that, unless your master gives you permission, you cannot fuck anyone or anything. Not even masturbating. Master can just tell you to not cum in public, and you will find yourself unable to.

So here you are, horny as hell, roped in a normal non-sexual quest to save the world. Joy.
You want release? Then you better learn how to beg and plead like a good puppy. After all, you did ask for a dominant owner, right? They're only doing what you know you like...

>I wish to become a diaper mage (focusing more on the poofiness than the waste).
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>>11465582
Granted, you will be reborn in a clown family of clown girls. Obviously, everyone in the family is female; you get to decide if futas are included - if not, we'll just say that they can still make babies thanks to a magic concoction and a whole lot of scissoring. Everyone in the family is also an expert in all forms of clownery; near-constantly horny (although their love for comedy is equal to their horniness, so they CAN make unlewd jokes just fine); and has a heavy tendency for incest - it's rare for "outsiders" to marry into the family, and it always ends with the new spouse being transformed into a clown girl.

As for the "magical" part... Well, it would be more accurated to say "cursed". See, every single clown girl in your family, without exception, has been cursed to have an accident on the day of their 18th birthday. The accident in question is magical in nature, and leaves them permanently fused with some kind of clown- or circus-related object. For example, one of your sisters ended up in a traffic accident involving a truck full of make-up, with the different chemicals melting her body and turning her into a slimegirl made out of face paints. Which sounds cool... until you realize that low temperatures freeze her body, while high temperatures make her melt to the point of being very weak. And due to her nature as a clown, if it's funny, her curse will get worse. Ask her to bring you a drink from the fridge? Nope, you'll have to go there yourself, find out that she froze in the time it took to open the fridge door, and pry the beverage from her frozen hands. But at least the drink will already have ice in it (herself).
Other examples? The niece who died and ended up possessing a hand puppet. Humanoid body, tiny size, doesn't feel comfortable unless she has something shoved up her butt, like a hand, or a butt plug the size of a pineapple.
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>>11465793
Mommy? Jack-in-the-box. Sure, she might have gotten Elastigirl-level stretchiness... But also a crippling case of agoraphobia (fear of open spaces). She'll stay indoors - or better yet, in tiny boxes, battling with the cat for who gets the best spot.
The cool acquired aunt? Car horn, the old kind with the rubber ball on one end. Comically large lips, communicates in honks.
Other sisters? Balloons. Bombshell proportions, nice ass, huge boobs... and a tendency to fly away when the wind picks up.
Grandma? A pie. As in, a literal pie that inexplicably shows up when needed. On the rocking chair. At church. Thrown at your sister's face when she says something disrespectful. Nobody dares to question it.

So, how about YOU? Well, you are very special indeed. You were born in the largest orgy in the family's history, to the point that nobody can remember who is the "father" and who is the "mother", so they had to draw tickets. Truth is, you got a little bit of everyone in you... and now, it's literal, because you are the entire circus tent. A massive humanoid with the appearance of a bedsheet ghost (pic related, except much more colorful), multiple stories tall, with a clear feminine shape as if there was a big-boobed girl under the fabric. Inside, you look like a mixture of circus and villa, big enough for contain your entire family plus guests. You have the ability to look "inside" you, and even create human-sized avatars that, unfortunately, cannot leave the confines of your body. Not that it matters, when you can just move your main body like you're a funny Godzilla.

Only one small issue: your main erogenous zones. See, inside your body-building, there are small objects that look like lewd body parts - boobs, pussy and so on. They can transform to look similar to inanimate objects, like a "mouth" becoming a chair that can eat out any girl who sits on it. They move on their own, they transform on their own...
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>>11465804
...you have a limited ability to keep track of where exactly they are inside of you, and most of all they're VERY sensitive. And since your relatives are, well, CLOWNS, if they find and recognize one, they will almost always decide to use it to prank you. And even if they don't recognize it, they might end up using it anyway, thinking that it's just another inanimate object - and realize their mistake only after you experienced an earthquake-level orgasm.
But hey, maybe you can get revenge after you recover. Maybe you can use one of your "puppets" to prank them back. Or maybe you'll be able to capture them when they get out of you, and subject them to the full wrath of your mini-kaiju body.

>I wish I was a slimegirl with no hard limit over how much I can grow and engulf.
And yes, I *am* interested in engulfing everything, because everything deserves slimegirl cuddles. Now, whether I actually GET to that size, that's up to the genie to decide...
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>>11465748
I can work with this.

Granted. You're playing an RPG on your phone, regardless of if that's in character for you to do or not, when all of a sudden a meteorite streaks through the air and crashes down right on top of you, crushing you instantly. You wake up to discover you aren't dead, but in fact reincarnated into a new body in a strange new Magical Realm... Yes that capitalization is deliberate because this is a world where everyone is in diapers. Oh everyone's chamberpot trained sure, they just really love wearing plush, squishy, diaperlike undergarments. Plus, adventurers find that they're really convenient to have on when you're traveling for miles on end a day. All the diapers are enchanted to transform any solid waste or moisture into harmless poofy padding, so you don't gotta worry about bowel-borne diseases or anything, just hampered movement.

You of course are quite special. Your body was born with an innate magical affinity over diapers and diaper related things, so naturally you've become a diaper mage. You can cast spells that relate to diapers, especially their squish and fluffiness. You can make the padding as heavy as stone of as light as helium, you can bestow or revoke extra padding, you can alter the shape of them, and if you're really feeling nasty you can curse them enemies with diaper rash! The only limit is your own diapers. See, your spells require a cost, naturally, and that cost is the poofiness of your own diapers. The stronger the spell, the more padding it costs you. Luckily you can borrow padding from other people's diapers, jump into a lake and let your pampers absorb the water to turn it into fluff, or you can let your body do its thing. Other than that, go nuts.

>I wish to become a great hero in a huge titty filled Japanese themed fantasy world.
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>>11465289
Granted... But honestly, it took me quite some time to devise a proper monkey's paw. I mean, "being completely unable to control your form, at the total mercy of people who can and will transform you in lewd ways" sounds already like a big drawback, doesn't it?

Thankfully, I found a solution. It's ISEKAI TIME! You are going to get thrown into another fantasy-ish world, specifically joining a group of rebels fighting against an oppressive theocratic state, the kind of dystopia with very good publicity that looks pretty and good on the outside - as long as you are obedient, of course. So, naturally, it's your party's job to save the world from this threat.
Yes, your party members might be friends-with-benefits, willing to sexually dominate you - safely, of course. And yes, they will lean towards feminine forms but still have some variety, such as the orc woman beefcake, or the obligatory Astolfo clone, or the nerdy mage with a disproportionate dick under her robes, or the MILFy cleric. And yes, they might have plenty of libido and sexual stamina to fuck you pretty much as much as you wan, provided that you have time to spare. And yes, they can alter your body in various ways, like turning you into a human vacuum cleaner (surprisingly useful to nullify a green dragon's acid gas breath - as long as it's dust or cloud, you can suck it up safely and shoot it out later), or hell, even the dragon girl in your pic.


But still, you'll be stuck in a FANTASY WORLD with FANTASY MONSTERS and ENEMIES and QUESTS and whatnot. Your life will be literally at risk.
Think that your shape-shifting abilities might be overpowered? PFFT- no they are not. Changing shape consumes stamina - less if some of your FWBs order you to, more if you try to transform by yourself - and there's a limit to how strong you can make yourself, depending on your current level. More importantly, the Theocracy has managed to summon more isekai heroes, all of which have abilities stronger than yours.
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>>11465893
For example, there is a hero with an eldritch abomination as their pet - we're talking shape-shifting monstrosity of stupidly high power. Fortunately, said monster is under a geas that prevents it from harming anyone unless its master orders it otherwise, so if you can capture or disable the master, the monster stops being an issue. Another one might be an executioner with the ability to devour other people and trap their souls, like some sort of perverted lich... Do NOT get within his range, seriously.
Yeah, saving the world won't be easy, I'll tell you that. Good luck!

>I wish to be reborn into a wild tribe, in some luxuriant place.
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>>11465518
>I wish I was a Demi Toon and in a relationship with a Demi Toon Futa, and that Vore and other lewd shenanigans in an episodic format based around singular inciting events with increasing escalation happened, in the vein of cartoons where one tries to eat the other, like tom and jerry, or like zig and sharko, nu pogodi, and so on.

>>11465808
>I wish I was a slimegirl with no hard limit over how much I can grow and engulf.

>>11465867
>I wish to become a great hero in a huge titty filled Japanese themed fantasy world.

>>11465898
>I wish to be reborn into a wild tribe, in some luxuriant place.

Bumping
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>>11466553
>>11465898
Granted! I was getting tired of modern society anyways. The world will be taken over by a long dormant goddess of nature, or at least, one of her daughters. Clothes? Get rid of those. Trees? Gonna need more of those... Humans? Boring! Why not mix them with other things in nature? Wolves, faun, hell, why not just bring the fae back? Why not make hermaphrodites, too? It's common in other animals, so why not humans? This new world should be fertile, after all...

Now your new goddess will understand that you did these things because life was hard, and get rid of the "need" for modern things altogether. No more disease, the world is one of plenty, people stay youthful until death, and instead of being gone forever, they reincarnate, often with memories of former relationships... though often as a new species, sex, etc. You might even recognize someone in this life from your old one... was she a cute girl you wanted to ask out? Someone way above your league, perhaps? Well, now they're half beast, possibly futa, and...

...No one in this world will ever make major advancements. This includes language. It's part of the deal with the goddess, you see. She'll make this lush world friendly so long as you don't ruin it again. "Language" is made up anyways. If you're hungry, look for food or pester someone with it, if you're horny, present yourself, and if you're both, present yourself to someone with food.

You will be born into a tribe of wolf girls, as a girl or a dickgirl, your choice, but this will only be for your first incarnation. Oh, and even if you want to be a dickgirl, others might try to fuck your ass anyways. It feels good, and you're hot... they don't know babies don't come from it. You greet each other by sniffing, play fight each other, and hunt things together for food. Don't worry, your perception will be altered to make hunting and eating raw meat more palatable for you, and no, you don't need to hunt other humans, that's messed up.
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>>11466669
Holes will be perpetually clean for sex (but a bit musky), and your needs will always be met. If you die, usually just "when your time is up", after falling into a giant predatory plant, or if you willingly reincarnate (you may do this), you will be reborn as something random elsewhere in the forest. Others will recognize you, even in your new form, but also understand the changes. Which is to say, you can swap tribes, and maybe even unite, like you would get two cats to get along. Jealous of the flying harpies? The hardy, fluffy butt having, cliff climbing goat girls? The fast, and hung centaur species? Er... deer taur, horses don't like forests much. Re-roll the dice. Just be aware the goddess will stop you from doing this if you try to abuse it, so be ready to accept what you're reborn as.

You will arrive in this world with the knowledge you have now, but...

Remember how that goddess wants to PREVENT modern society from forming again? Well... you're the only one who wasn't totally mind wiped, but that's because she was told you wanted this. Of course, being the loving goddess that she is, she won't smite you for making a tool or clothes or anything. She'll just... "correct" you. Cold legs? Sore feet? She'll turn you into a goat girl with leg fluff and hooves, stay like that for a while. Are the other goat girls trying to breed you? Not her problem. Besides, there are a lot of souls ready to be "reincarnated" anyways. Maybe you'll be able to reincarnate after...


Did you try to invent language? No! Bad human! If you want to use your voice, be a harpy, or maybe a canid like a fox. Whether it's beautiful songs, or cute whimpers, she'll enjoy hearing them more. She might even pet and spoil you if you get anxious about things.

The others will be borderline animal minded. A girl who might not have given you the time of day in your last life might rub her pussy against you when she's horny, whining adorably, or maybe she'll be the one with the dick...
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>>11466672
Inhibitions are a thing of the past. You might start to fear that you'll become as "feral" as the rest, and you'd be right to think that. You'll slowly forget language, modern knowledge, etc, as thoughts like "play with sensitive bits for fun" or "sniff stranger's junk" start to make more and more sense to you. You'll still have your "tribe", and be able to form connections through other means, such as food offerings, shows of trust, and of course, sex and breeding, expanding it, but at the end of the day, you'll all be the pets of a goddess, little different from animals... but is that really that bad?

Sometimes, for fun, the goddess will reward her most curious with the knowledge of the humans they were, and watch them blush. You should see the looks on your faces... not that you won't forget your inhibitions again, in time, of course.

>I wish I was a cute dragon girl with a loving mother
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>>11465518
>>11466553
Granted. You are now the co-protagonist of an adult edutainment series, alongside your fiance. You get to decide your respective appearance, as well as wether or not you have a prey/pred relationship where one tries to eat the other (Sylvester vs. Tweety); or something more equal where both try to eat each other (Spy vs. Spy). Hell, you could even decide to drop the "Demi" part and go full furry, I don't judge.

Let's get right into the paw: you two are the protagonists of an edutainment series. That means that some media corporation owns you. Their contract - absolutely unfair and absolutely legal, so par for the course - states that they can film you 24/7/365.25, and broadcast any footage they want to the entire world. In exchange, they will provide you with "free entertainment", which is code for "we will deliberately engineer vorny shenanigans you two will be involved with, while we keep all the profits". That means that if you want to survive, you'll have to find a job. Granted, that job could be to vore-prostitute yourself, eating people or letting them eat you in exchange for cash. You ARE moderately famous in the vore circles, after all.
I did mention "vorny shenanigans" and "edutainment". I wasn't kidding. The focus of each "episode" is to explore some aspect of vore: different predators, different preys, different types of vore, issues like allergies or cellphone use (you have no idea how many predators end up with battery poisoning each year). You will get reruns where the same topic is explored with different actors or situations; and you will get unusual stuff like shadow vore. So you won't get bored.

So what about the "toon" part? Well, you have minor reality-warping abilities that only work when it's funny, horny and/or vorny; and even then, it's limited and tends to backfire if you try to abuse them.
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>>11467009
Fitting your cartoonishingly huge dick into a regular-sized girl? Possible. Modifying a vacuum cleaner to suck up entire people? Sure, why not - actually SUCCEEDING is another matter entirely. Whipping out useful tools from your pockets? Eh, it would work once in a while, but you might get more reliable results by compiling an ACME purchase form and inserting it in the first mailbox you find (or feed it to a mailman, that works too).
Another aspect is, obviously, reformation. After all, toons reset to the "status quo" at the end of an "episode", right? The same works for you. If you're ever eaten, you'll reform some time later somewhere where people aren't looking - usually your house. Keep in mind, however, that it works both ways: everyone YOU eat will reform too.
Finally, damage in general. You can be cartoonishingly flattened, for instance. In terms of non-lethal damage, you can be damaged very easily, but you also recover quickly. LETHAL damage, on the other hand? Nah, forget about it.

And since your wife is also a Demi-Toon, everything I just said applies to her. The only major difference is that she's a natural-drawn Toon, while you are a human who got transformed into a Toon. So she's much more used to using her cartoonish abilities and cunning, but also she has a very hard time resisting the temptation of a gag, which is VERY useful to distract her.

>Staying on topic... I wish for a mature, vorny husband.

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