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Today on the Divine Agenda:

Well, what EXACTLY is the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer?

Do you like it when omnipotent women don't go overboard with flexing their powers, but exert it on a small scale casually? Imagine seeing your wife float off the ground and hover around without a second thought, or snapping things into existence because they wanted to. The quotidian act of ignoring solid matter or sending you pictures of themselves from exoplanets is normal to them.

>>11463099
Douglas Adams was truly before his time - the Ultimate Question is "What the fuck is six-seven??"

It's not strictly omnipotence in the strictest sense, but my absolute favorite application of this fetish is role reversal and arbitrary, random feats of power.

Winning a gold medal in wrestling at the Olympics, then coming home and getting hopelessly pinned by my best friend who has never wrestled before but just wanted to try it out.

Training for an upcoming chess tournament and leaving a 2300-rated chess puzzle on my laptop in the living room while I go to the bathroom only to come back and see that my roommate solved it and two more.

Someone builds a generic $60 bookshelf from IKEA that somehow is able to withstand a nuclear explosion without so much as the wood getting chipped.

Burying a single plant seed in a ten-foot block of cement and watching the plant split it in half without any water or sunlight.

The unfairness of it is so hot to me <3

>>11463257
The moment Omni-GF gets internet brainrot we are all DOOMED

>>11463511
Trying to say a number than isnt 67
67!
FUCK, SHE REWROTE MATHS FOR THAT SHIT

>>11463099
Be kind.

>>11463240
Small scale stuff is my absolute favourite. All (well, most) of my stories are about omnis just fucking with other people at school, on the bus, while grocery shopping, whatever.

What's your preferred method of ascension? Particle physics experiment gone awry? Dying and then getting picked from the hundred billion souls that've ever lived to meet God and get your powers? Or simply just pray or wish hard enough?

>>11463734
2nd and 3rd option.

>>11463734
God is a simp for one specific person and gives over power gradually until it snowballs and that person is now omni

>>11463734
Gradual increase in power that becomes exponential, by the time anyone realizes that the person is gaining power absurdly fast it's too late to stop them, so they can be unbearably smug about how the world missed its chance to stop their ascension.
Also cute pervert boy anons need to become omnipotent imho

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>Give people my weird, degenerate fetishes.
>Make them pray to me to forgive them for having said fetishes.

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>>11463734
>self from the future hands them a 'do anything' remote
>abuse it and eventually transfer power from remote to themselves, becoming omni
>go back in time to give themselves remote
>used their power as God to turn themselves into God
>whatcha gonna do about it, loser?

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If you had a omni roommate what would you ask them?

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>>11464389
Devious.

>>11465207
Make me win the lottery and also give me a full package futa big titty goth GF.

>>11465207
>>11465224
Make ME the big titty goth gf, scratch that, absolutely massive tiddy goth gf.

in fact, if said roommate were down we'd just go full degen in a pocket dimension with my new planetary sized physics-defying booba

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>>11465224
>>11465239
"you're werd, lol"

>>11465207
>If you had a omni roommate what would you ask them?
"so you're a literal goddess why do you need a roommate?...also can i be a big titty goth gf?

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>>11465333
so you're a literal goddess why do you need a roommate?
>Nonny, you're the one who needs a roomate. Everyone does. That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
>Besides, I need to make sure your 'spiritual development' is going well.

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>>11465207
>can you fix me and this rotten world?

>>11465207
>"how was your day today?"

>>11463734
Somehow, on accident, finding the way to open reality's console command module

>>11465360
>Everyone does. That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
so wait, does this mean you're also my neighbors?
what about married couples? people living with their family? are you just living in their basement??

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>have omni roommate
>she has zero ambition
>she's shabby, is late doing her chores, has a low-paying job
>the only time she deliberately uses her powers is to guarantee that she can find old console/games at reasonable prices
>and even then, she has to actually earn the money to buy the stuff she wants
>every other kind of omni shit is purely accidental
>like when her sleep-deprived brain somehow turned her into a spider-girl
>or when she forgot that the supermarket is one mile away, not one hundred
>or when she turned you into a boy
>you got frikkin' Nemesis as your neighbor, and he has never caused any problems that you know of
>he even recycles his trash correctly

>magical girl invasions?
>cumpocalypses from horny omnis?
>kaijus smashing planets?
>nope, none of those things happen on your planet
>but you've heard some 4channers talking about crazy shit
>asking your roommate doesn't yeld any results beyond a "I don't care about politics, I got the night shift tomorrow"
>you don't know if she's somehow protecting the planet through sheer apathy
>or if all the apocalypses don't affect your world because it's just too boring for them

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>>11465811
I manifest differently on a case by case basis. But nobody gets away. I can just create a new room in any house for myself, of course, though I'm just as likely to start sleeping in your old bed and force you to sleep on the couch till you start living up to my standards.

My goal of course is to make sure everybody is a cute girl in a cute lesbian relationship who worships me and has cute little degenerate fetishes they can appologize to me for having.

Married couples aren't that different, I just 'work' on them a little differently.

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>>11465207
>>11465360
>That's why I'm everyone's roomate.
I've had it with all these freeloading omnis just barging into the best apartments and brainwashing the original occupants into thinking 'they've always been roommates with this crazy character' just so they can live in areas with good public transport connections. I say if they want to commit to this mooching lifestyle then they should drop the facade and move in as the household pet.

Cuckquean ascending gf who gets closer to becoming a true omnipotent goddess through getting aroused seeing (You) fuck another girl

>>11466320
...So THAT's why goddesses keep isekaing young boys and set them on a path to get a harem...