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What is everyone's favorite nail trimming tech? I've cut myself more than once warming up with my fingers even with short nails, but I think I need to file them even smoother after trimming them.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005051312354.html
Odds of this giving me ass cancer?

>>11463739
Unless the metal is visibly degraded or flaking, slim to none. Just don't leave it wet, because odds are good it's not really stainless.

>>11463722
So this is going to sound dumb, but when using nail clippers, you leave a flat edge, which, even when filed down, doesn't have the most natural curvature.

So what I do is bite my nails. But not directly down like a pair of nail clippers. Instead, imagine how you would open a bag Skittles, or similar candy. You create a break point and tear along it.

You do the same thing here with your nail. Then I "polish" the rough edges down on my jean pant leg for a few minutes, switching between the pant leg and glass desk top.

I'm sure there's better and specific tools, and maybe it is just that my genes are more suited for this (it's ana(L)-cdotal, if you will), but(t) this hasn't failed ME yet.

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i think i'm gonna cave and get a hismith (probably the Premium 3.0 Pro) off amazon soon.
i've mostly used a fairly normal ~6.5 inch (insertable length) dildo so far, but my craving for anal and getting fucked has been growing for years now.
probably wanna get some more interesting dildos too, maybe a knotted or horse themed one. though it'd need to be a smaller horse instead of the 14 inch behemoths, i'm not going to kill myself by jumping several size categories at once.
any suggestions for what to get or stuff to try when i get it?

>>11463770
Knotted/horse dildos are interesting to try but I wouldn't combine them with a machine early on. It's not even a matter of whether you can take them, the knot becomes a huge distraction when it's getting pulled back and forward.

Take a look at the smaller brands like WanderingBard, Nothosaur and Neotori. All of them have been tested safe afaik and all of them are considerably cheaper than BD, Nothosaur especially.

>>11463777
thanks trips anon. and yeah i was planning on using any with non-standard features normally until i was used to them prior to attaching them to the machine. for the machine i'll stick to my regular one or something similar, maybe something softer since my current one is somewhat inflexible, which is good for how i use it not but maybe not for being pistoned.

>>11463715
>What's your anal goal for this year?
trying anal only 2026
i tried last year and made it two months

>>11463770
i'd like to know how you liked it after purchase.
i've been thinking about getting one myself for a while...
plapping away at my ass always have to switch hands when it starts to feel really good.
also when i cum from anal i always stop plapping and clench/legs get weak, wonder how it'll be if the machine just keeps going

>>11463715
>What's your anal goal for this year?
doing more, getting a different toy, try to size up.
i always have periods where i'm doing anal like every day for a few weeks and then stop for a few weeks

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Instead of just the toy posting, do you guys think we could try to share our favorites Anal focused doujins in this generation on analgen

Here's pretty great one
[Ishimiso] Heroine Koumon Choukyou
https://exhentai.org/g/3577243/34f1316456/
It's about superheroine who gets captured by villains and gets her shithole remodeled.
She gets addicted into giving anal births to tentacles and becomes a super villain.

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>>11463965
recently purchased the app control hismith 3

its so fucking worth it especially if you add xtoys and scripts. i refuse to get aids so until im out of the closet or find a futa 6ft5 mommy to breed me i fuck robots.

i did underestimate the amount of setup time and had a bit of frustration trying to find out what makes me cum combined with what position my body found comfortable to relax in.
next steps for me would be a way to save / mark fav positions so there isn't as much guess work when setting up and maybe a way to weigh it down so it doesn't buck away.

in some weird way it unlocked an urge to get better at doing things myself and combined with gym my horny is solved by slamming my butt on the floor feelsgoodman.

You guys have any specific recs for particular dual density toys, or opinions on whether they're worth it in general? Or specific recs for someone looking for their first knotted toy?
My current go-to is a very generic ~7" (overall length), ~6" (insert length), ~4.75" circumference/~1.5" diameter, and it's quite firm. Almost no give, really. I've had it for a long time and I'm looking to branch into some new stuff, of similar size or maybe a bit bigger.
I'm doing a bunch of browsing and research (of dubious quality) on my own but figured that many of you are experts in this field already.

>>11463715
>What's your anal goal for this year?
First goal was to try a dildo for the first time. Achieved last weekend with the gf.
Now I want to comfortably take decent sized ones (we have a 20 cm by 3.5 cm diameter one).
Then I wanna try getting pegged for the first time. This is the year I'm officially becoming a butt slut for my girl. Once we tried the first small dildo she's been going on about how she wants to watch me ride a dildo on a chair and do all sort of things for her. I love her so much, can't wait to give her my ass.

>>11463808
How'd those two months go? What stopped you from going any further?
>>11464214
>I love her so much, can't wait to give her my ass.
Genuine relationship goals right there

From anal I've found out that I'm a biter, wtf
I bite my pillow involuntarily

i didn't notice a new thread was made, i'll ask this question here
>oh hey the delivery site hasnt said much about my new dildo wonder how thats going
>they couldnt deliver it because apparently my address is wrong even though it's correct even if you just put it raw into google
i am going to kill someone
how does neotori handle this? i gave them my email and phone number, so are they going to just ask for my adress again and resend it? Apparently it's already been handed to the sender, so is my mail just going to ask me for my adress again?? The mail company even has a parcel locker nearby close to my house so im confused as hell as to why it hasnt been delivered there if my address was "incorrect"
the one time i have problems with international delivery and its the one thing i would like to not have trouble with

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thinking of getting a small Dire Wolf from Wandering Bard as my first knotted toy. what firmness do you guys recommend?

>>11464219
>How'd those two months go? What stopped you from going any further?
they went ok, the main thing that stopped me was its just really convenient to fap sometimes. remembering that its actually not that satisfying helps. i cant remember the exact moment i stopped but i probably ran into some stress or something

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Yuzhou finally realased the remaining pages of Gaping School Chapter 4.

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>>11463715
I'm sure this is an autistic thing but I'm curious if anyone else does this
If you get a colored dildo do you name the dildo after some character associated with that color? And do you tend to look at porn of them while getting fucked by that dildo?
Like ive got a big pink one that I call Poison and exclusively watch futa porn of poison from final fight while using her
Or I've got a blue one and I look at Kaine while taking her

>>11464219
>Genuine relationship goals right there
Thank you anon, I'm very lucky. Funnily enough we both tend to be really shy about it, so it took ages for us to comfortably say out loud that I want her to peg me and she wants to do it too. Apparently we both had this fantasy for the longest time, though.

Also is it normal that ever since I tried the dildo a few days ago my ass has been extra sensitive? Like sometimes it overpowers the feeling in my dick. It's honestly pretty hot, but I also kinda want my dick to remain my main sex organ kek

Got high as fuck off an edible last night and finally worked my way up to taking a Nothosaur Conola XXL. Got about an inch past the medial ring, could feel the flare pop into my sigmoid and at one point it was so intense I was drooling while riding it on my knees. No soreness or discomfort the next day either, so I'm tempted to try it again tonight.

>>11464318
>>11464363
You both sound incredibly subby

After a bit of solo exploration my wife was ready to join in. Unfortunately I havent dialed in my diet yet, so I think I accidentally overcleaned to make sure everything was not messy at all for her, and we dont have the best lube for it yet and the lube kept drying up which made it start to hurt. But while it was going it was amazing, not having to do it myself let me focus on the sensation way more, she even held it in place so I could thrust back onto it doggy style. Really looking forward to more. Any good strap on recs? Not looking to break the bank but want something she'll feel sexy in rather just an apparatus as a means to an end

>get back into it after some time normalfagging it up
>double scorpio is dead
God fucking damnit. Does anyone make shit like that anymore or is the whole thing dead?

>>11464053
>hismith 3
nice i'll probably get that one as well when i can.
doing those hmv/FH vids with script sounds fun :D

>>11464363
>we both had this fantasy for the longest time
cute
you should also get a cage and share a double ended dildo

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>>11464343
Endearingly autistic hold on to that whimsical spirit

Hanging out with anon...

Slowly getting more touchy with anon...

Kissing anon and rubbing his crotch...

Sucking anon's dick...

Riding dildos with anon while we stroke each other's dicks...

Swallowing anon's cum...

I'm going to buy a fist and 12 inch dildo soon.

Just curious how may of you butt sluts get dressed in lingerie when you play with toys?

I personally get dressed with make-up, wig, lingerie when I get ready for a toy night. Gets me into the feminine head space.

I just went on Sniffies for the first time and oh god there's an 18yo twink a five minute walk from me, but the site gets my location completely wrong which if anything helps cover up who I am. Someone at the location it thinks I'm at already said hi to me lmao.

>>11464430
>You both sound incredibly subby
Heh, I'm more submissive in fantasy than in practice. Most of my sex life is vanilla and I like it like that. Kinkier stuff is fun, but really indulging in it takes away too much time from the regular stuff. I'll get my ass played with once-twice a week during an especially kinky period, but most of the times the most submissive thing I do is focus 99% of the foreplay on her, before ducking her down exactly the way she wants it.

>>11464496
>you should also get a cage
In theory I like the idea of a cage, but in reality it seems a bit too impractical for my taste. Also I wouldn't wanna hold off my dick from my gf, she likes it too much. I'd feel bad.

>and share a double ended dildo
Oh, That's definitely going to happen. We wanted to buy one, but our go-to shop didn't have one that we liked. It's a pity, cause she was really into it. The idea of both of us feeling the same thrusts is extremely hot. Definitely the next toy we're gonna buy (maybe along with bigger regular dildos, who knows...)

>>11464531
>Definitely the next toy we're gonna buy
sounds fun anon
i wish you and your girl the best in your endeavours

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Getting familiar with the hismith, how do I get used to longer/more intense sessions? It feels good but overwhelming, I'm sure I'm not hurting myself, I'm sure overtime it'll get better by itself, but I feel like a good session could fix the issue

>>11464589
this image doesn't really have anything to do with anal

>>11463722
I just trim them about two days before I plan on fingering

>>11464343
I think that's cute.
Would ruffle your hair and call you adorable while you introduced me to your sex toys.

>>11464520
I've done it a few times, but my consensus was that it's mostly a bunch more effort for not much better.
Maybe with a partner, but, I can't really feel the difference between taking a dildo, and taking a dildo in a skirt.

>>11464451
Most sex shops have pretty good straps, do note that you are either going to need a suction cup dildo + plate model, or one of the straps with a little peg, that goes into the socket on the dildo. Those are the two main patterns. Former is more versatile, latter is more stable.
Though, I will say, as someone who loves pegging, pegging isn't necessarily the end all be all. Just hands with dildos is wonderful. Experimentation is fun, but don't feel you HAVE to go to pegging, as if it's the natural end point.

>>11464363
>Also is it normal that ever since I tried the dildo a few days ago my ass has been extra sensitive? Like sometimes it overpowers the feeling in my dick. It's honestly pretty hot, but I also kinda want my dick to remain my main sex organ kek
Pretty normal, I would say. Part of it is just the awakening of your anus as a sex organ, and resulting "feelings" from it.

Besides that, though... I'm sorry. You have bottom sickness. I have it too. That thing, where after getting fucked, your whole body gets all relaxed and tingly, and everything feels really good, and then for a few days after, whenever something makes you aware of your ass, you feel all tingly and heady, and heavy lidded, and just turn to putty if someone touches your ass.
You'll know you're done for, when while masturbating, you strain your ass muscles a bit, to pull yourself open a bit, and imagine there was more.
I'm sorry. The path before you has been laid out. You can resist it, or accept it. It's the same destination, just how good you want to feel on the way.
Count yourself lucky, anon. What you have, is something special.

>>11464343
>>11464617
Fuck it.
Introduce your sex toys to us, I wanna see.

>>11464624
But anon, I want to feel her tits rub across my back, and she wants to dom occasionally as well

>>11464634
Then by all means.
Pegging is wonderful, and if it's something you actively want, that's what matters.

I don't really know specific brands, straps have always been the kind of thing that just come from a sex shop.
I will say, the sorta dildos that like, hook up and into the vagina, intended for pegging, are really hard to use. It requires a LOT of vaginal grip strength to hold those in. Unless she's been pegging for a good while, or does kegels to the point she can open a 2 liter of soda, those will probably let you down.
That as part of like a harness is fine, just, actually holding a pegging toy in the vag, by the vag itself, is WAY harder than it looks.
Suction plate is probably the better beginner version, since it's versatile and compatible with toys you might already have. The more like, socket ones, are basically only usable for pegging, since they often lack a base. Way sturdier attatchment though, so those are better if you want to do hard fucking or weird angles or things like knots that are gonna get stuck in hard.
Knots with pegging are actually really nice. I'm not a fan of knots otherwise, but, the tease of them there, and then when she finally grips you, squeezes you, and gets it in, is fukkin awesome.

But gawddamn she's good with a glass dildo in her hand, too.

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does anyone know of a good anal training plug set/kit where the actual base/neck sizes increase and not just the size of the initial taper/bulb? it seems like most of them just increase the size of the taper/bulb and not the base/neck.
unrelated second question: is using something conical a good idea? i like the idea of something slowly spreading me as i take it and using that to expand what i can take or seeing how far i can comfortably go on it. are there any good ones for that?
i've seen several of each while browsing various e-shops but i'm not sure how reliable they are.

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mischievous little me loves to be an off-topic bastard and start talking about my dragon dildo fascination on sfw boards
not sure why im like this but i will never stop

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After 10 years of anal play and 10 years wanting to feel the real thing, I finally caved and took real dick for the first time...

Tried Grindr first but got zero luck so I went for the sure thing, a trans escort, plenty in my country.
I'm a venus futa enjoyer so I went for a thick one. She was way taller than me and her cock was almost double the size of mine, and holy fuck it felt amazing
The feeling of a real dick inside you is basically the same as a dildo (especially with the condom on) but having someone actually railing you hard and pushing your body is on another level, way different than a fuck machine

It was my first time ever seeing a dick right in front of my face, she caught me staring and grabbed my hair to pull me down to suck it. And I’m a fucking retard so I just went for it raw when she didn't have the condom on yet… After like 30 seconds she pushed my head down, I did a light deepthroat and only then it hit me that I should stop
How fucked am I? Russian roulette?
>I want to try real dick but afraid of stds
I took the bullet for you guys. Bottoming does feels fucking amazing like I imagined, 10/10, but even using a condom the paranoia and the risk of stds is making the whole thing not feel worth it at all

>>11464645
Tapers are pretty good.
Honestly, a few bad dragons are good for this. I have a Ridley; mediocre as a dildo, but fantastic as a taper/plug

>>11464648
Gotta add that I might have another opinion on this if I end up fine
I want be a real butt slut again, lol

>>11464645
Honestly I think cones are the best stretching trainer. The constant gradual taper of a cone allows you to slowly and comfortably inch up right to your limit and then smoothly back off to rest. I find this repeated stretching and resting to be extremely effective at increasing your limits, while also remaining safe and comfortable since you're never over stretching. With plugs you're dealing with stepped size increases which results in either under stretching (not really increase your limits) or over stretching (uncomfortable/painful/injurious).

The gold standard anal cone is probably Mr. Hankey's Traffic Cone, though it's really expensive. I cheaped out and got that FST cone on amazon. Seems fine. Tentacles also work pretty well for this.

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>>11464701
for the FST, what size did you get? would you suggest a small or medium for someone who hasn't really tested their limits yet?

>>11464708
>worthless brat wearing a ching chong ding dong kung flu face diaper
fearing the covid coof is infinitely less forgivable than being a fag

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Did anyone buy from Mr Hankey's Toys Cyber Monday sale this year?

Could anyone share the code that came with their order?
In 2023 the code was unlimited use and someone shared it and anyone could use it until it expired in February. Good times.

Trying to order this new toy "Peak Prostate Dildo". Looks like a fucking monster at milking.

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>>11464719
pretty sure that image has nothing to do with covid. femboys/traps hiding their lower face with a mask of some kind is a longstanding tradition.

>>11464708
I got a small since it was the cheapest and I had no idea about the firmness. The firmness is good, soft enough to not create undue pressure points when you're stretching but rigid enough to keep its shape. Small is good for initial warm up or for beginners just starting out and will take you from zero to just about fisting, depending on your hand size. But medium or large is probably more suitable considering the fact that you're here.

Though after personally using it, I've come to the conclusion that conicals probably have the longest staying power of any anal toy due to being the best tool that I know of for general stretching and initial warm-up. At minimum mine gets used at the beginning of every session to loosen up my butthole. So if you've got the money it would be a sound decision to get the Hankey's traffic cone for the guarantee of quality and safety since there's a good chance you're going to keep it forever. The FST does seem like quality silicone and the seller did message me saying it's platinum cured, but you never 100% know with chink gear.

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I've been doing anal for like 12 years and I've always loved it but within the last year I had my first orgasm from just anal and now it's so much easier and I spend like 2-4 nights a week using my toys. I'm upset because I'm single as of like 5 months ago and now I know what I like so much better and I have nobody to fuck me

>>11464520
I've been dressing up like a girl since I was a kid. Listening to hypno and plapping my caged clit in the mirror is a pre-ass-fucking necessity.

>>11464544
>I wish you and your girl the best in your endeavours
Thank you anon! You've all been pretty wholesome itt

>>11464631
I mean I appreciate the effort in your reply and it's hot and all, but I think you're slightly over playing it anon. Thinking back I kinda had a similar reaction when I tried having piv sex with a plug in me. The first time the feeling in my ass took up 90% of my brain. To the point where I barely felt the pleasure and the orgasm in my dick, it was super toned down. Next time I did it though I was a bit more used to it, so the feeling was a lot more balanced. I think what you're saying about an "awakening" is probably true though, in the sense that my body has discovered a new kind of pleasure and it's working to fit it into the system alongside everything else. Only right now that pleasure is very much new and exciting, and I'm subconsciously trying to feel as much as I can to see how it is.

>while masturbating, you strain your ass muscles a bit, to pull yourself open a bit, and imagine there was more
Honestly I've actually occasionally been doing that ever since I got rimmed for the first time kek. Though honestly I've been a bit of a butt slut ever since I was a teen. I remember putting stuff in my ass while on webcam with girls on Omegle.

>>11464768
buy a fuck machine. It's cheaper than a gf and considering how often you play, it will be worth it. Buy the Hismith with app functionality so you can set it to specific speeds and patterns.
$600 for a sex machine for years to come is always cheaper than dating someone. think of all the gifts you have to buy as well as dates and dinners you have to pay for. plus, you can't exactly say no if they have money problems and ask to "borrow".
just buy the machine.

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Got the Charlie horse milk it today. It’s more intimidating in person lol. Tomorrow I test it, hope for the best

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>try to pull the trigger on buying hismith
>loading up the money on amazon
>they ask for bank verification
>ok fair enough that's a lot of money on an alt account
>provide verification
>verification accepted
>successfully put the money in
>order it and some other anal related things, total cost is less than the amount i put in
>amazon instantly cancels my order the second i submit it even though my account has the money and i JUST did verification
i'm going to fucking kill myself

>>11464343
Not only is that profoundly autistic, it's also insanely fucking sexy. I should know, I'm also autistic and I often dream about getting buttfucked by my favorite big-dicked futa waifus. If you don't mind me asking, who's your one and only?

>>11464833
I have one and I use it sometimes but it's such a thing, also not the same as actually having sex with somebody

>>11463715
>QotD

Find someone to turn my ass into the kind of hole that can take a pounding like in porn and end up orgasming from it alone

>>11463739
69%

>>11463770
It's worth it 1000% make sure it's got the app control

Patterns on xtoys are fun as fuck especially the video sync ones

>>11464053
What's your favorite script/pattern on xtoys

>>11464651
You're gonna be fine, go get your hole drilled again

>>11464214
I feel like all these afab? gf stories are too good to be true

>>11464518
Fist or hand, a small conundrum.

>>11465007
I can only speak for myself, but my wife is amazing. I recently started anal experimenting just for pleasures sake and she's fully on board. Its not my main thing by any stretch but she's welcomed it gracefully and is eager to help. There are wonderful women in many ways out there, but most people male or female do suck.

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>>11465009
This one.

Also I swear half the posters in here are Hismith shills because I'm tempted to get one.

>>11465007
No anon I'm a guy with a dick. Gf is a girl with a pussy. Don't know what to tell you. I know I lucked out.

Reposting:
Does anyone know of a long/probe toy with an inflatable bulbous end on it?
Chinesium or not, I need to know if such a thing exists.

Also, if this guy's still around,
>11428309
I'd be interested in hearing about his experience with glass swallowing (marbles/vase fillers).

>>11464520
always i wear panties/thong/open back panties or whatever and my flat cage. also always have some kind of cup or whatever around my balls/cage to catch all my leaked cum, don't want to soak my panties with it
sometimes i also wear thighhighs and heels
rarily i wear fake breasts, crop top, skirt, makeup etc (takes too much time and i dislike getting the makeup off again after)

>>11465030
>half the posters in here are Hismith shills because I'm tempted to get one
same anon, same.
i still live with parents so don't really have space for it i think next to all my dildos
when i move out i'll buy it as one of the first things kek

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Anyone try one of these sex benches out? Putting your dildo on the bottom rack and bouncing on the top sounds fantastic. I'm also thinking of trying one of those angled dildo mounts.

>>11465030
For real. I like my current place but in the back of my head I'm wondering what if I moved just to have a Hismith set-up?

>>11465007
I've talked to girls who are interested in pegging their boyfriend.

>>11465056
>I've talked to girls who are interested in pegging their boyfriend
I'm >>11465032 and can corroborate this. My gf is into it. Her best friend is into it (and is really envious of my gf cause her bf isn't into it). My best friend (girl) pegs her bf (it's more of his thing, but she gladly does it).
Honestly none of them are turbonormies, we're all weirdos one way or the other. I think that's the key point. Most normal people will stick to super normal stuff in every area of their life, but once you step outside of that, I feel like ass play is like one of the most commonplace "weird" sexual practices.
Also we're all left-leaning. That also helps, because none of us feels has strongly towards traditional gender roles as most people do. For what it's worth, on left-leaning meme pages you'll often find women (and some men) making jokes about pegging.

>>11465058
Oh, also all three of the girls I mentioned are bi, but to be honest this is not really THAT rare nowadays.

>>11465058
One of the girls I had in mind is pretty normal (kinda right-leaning or "apolitical" desu) but she's also open-minded and is a fun person that likes to try things and have fun without judgement.

>>11463722
glass nail files remove a lot of material smoothly and don't shear your nails like clippers, strongly recommend
they can leave little thin nail tags, but you can just use the edge on the tip for that.
>>11463747
jesus christ how horrifying
>t. classical guitarist

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Been eyeing the neotori Jorhan for my first horsecock dildo (small size because I'm still newish) and I see one anon in archives recommending the firm, I have two other neotori toys on their standard firmness and I quite like them, how firm is firm exactly? Any other opinions on this?

I'd also like to hear if you have another one you'd recommend for around the same price and size, I'm in europe so shipping isn't that much for neotori. I haven't looked around much for other horse dildos, and the ones I can find like Chance are way too expensive (double the price + shipping for the same size).
I'm not that interested by the neotori stoic because the medial ring looks too huge, I do want one but I'd like it to be a somewhat smooth ride. Additonally, I'm not a fan of the cybernetic design.

How many of you are actually gay? It feels like the majority of the posts that mention a partner always say gf or wife.

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>>11465260
I'd guess bi is more common than gay, and about half as common as straight. People meme about if futa is gay but you need some attraction to women to enjoy /d/.
Also, getting pegged by a woman is harder to arrange than getting fucked by a man. Which leads to more discussion about it.

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>>11464289
>email bounced from neotori support so now i have to wait more time
>package stuck in Return in Transit
>im getting no notifications about anything from either the local mail service or neotori
is it too much to ask to be fucked by the toy i bought intstead of delivery companies becing incompetent

Ahhh getting fucked by a big girthy dildo is the best feeling ever

>>11465046
I bought one and just it whenever my parents aren't home

>>11465260
Nah I'm straight

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i did it
i pulled the trigger on buying a Hismith
it should arrive Tuesday

>>11465347
Hell yeah bro

>>11465347
see you here for storytime on Tuesday anon

>>11465260
bi and single virgin (both ways)
but im also a mess of a skinny asian fuckboy who has never crossed 18 BMI in my lifetime so shoving shit up my ass was a "when" not an "if"

>>11465260
Bi but it’s been years either way.

>>11465347
Add me on discord if you want any help or tips
204vargus204

Fuck I might just set mine up now hehe

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>>11464834
Please leave a review it's the next plug im looking to get

>>11464531
>double ended dildo
Solo-useful for depth and folded for girth. I wonder how thick they come …

>>11464214
Update on this one:
>Now I want to comfortably take decent sized ones (we have a 20 cm by 3.5 cm diameter one).
We just did it. I took about 15 cm of length, though I don't know how long it will take before I can take more. Today I felt like I hit a bit of a barrier both in length and girth (the toy starts at 3.5ish and goes up to 4.2 along the shaft). She did fuck me quite hard wig it though, harder than I imagined she'd do it. Love her so much.

>>11464648
>Bottoming does feels fucking amazing like I imagined, 10/10, but even using a condom the paranoia and the risk of stds is making the whole thing not feel worth it at all
That's why fuck machines are so popular here, but yeah having someone fucking you hard and the feeling of being a slut is on another level

>>11465260
>How many of you are actually gay?
Shoving horse dicks up your ass doesn't really count as straight to 99% of people anon
But I still like women, so idk

>>11464520

I used to wear stockings and high heels, sometimes garter belts, babydolls, or costumes. Nowadays I don't feel like taking the extra steps to put in on.

>>11460183
https://litter.catbox.moe/q7vn0fssrt8rubxt.mp4
Anyone got a mirror of this video?
I'm curious...
You guys keep teasing me with temporary litterbox videos >:(

>>11465420
You aren't missing anything that special. Pretty normal amateur solo porn vid. Not sure why others went crazy for it beside trying to groom him to post more.

>>11464833
>>11464935
It's crazy what a fuckmachine and a dildo with many alternating ridges is capable of doing, especially with properly synced alternating speed control. It stimulates both parts that matter at the same time, converting slow thrusts into high frequency stimulation.

>>11465400
Did she degrade you while she fucked you in the ass?

>>11465341
hmm yea they aren't away a lot, but might be on holiday for a month straight in a few months

>>11464520
like 60-70% of the time. sometimes i'm already horny and lazy that i just want something up my hole. usually its the dressing up that gets me to that point.

>>11464531
Imagine both using the double-ended dildo, both in the ass, while you fuck her, you feeling the dildo both in your ass, and right next to your crotch.

>>11465473
Not really, she just praised me for taking it so well. She's more of the "you're doing such a good job anon, I can't believe how slutty and sexy you are" kind of girl.
Truth be told I surprised myself as well, I honestly didn't think I'd be able to take so much as a beginner. I had never felt so full and at the max girth I took my hole felt like it was on the verge of tearing open, but up until then it was relatively easy to get it in. Much easier than a butt plug of a similar girth.

>>11465522
Truth be told I was mostly picturing using it in her pussy and my ass, both laying on our backs, our legs locked in some sort of way, both feeling each other thrust into it. Maybe pulling her closer by her legs and feeling the dildo push deeper in my ass , while also feeling her moan as it goes deeper inside her. Honestly I'm also excited to try using a dildo to fuck her deeper than I can.

I think that for the time being we're going to try by sticking two regular dildos together by the suction cups

>>11465532
Try butterfly position.
Both on your backs, feet to feet, one moves their hips over the other.
It's a good pegging position in general, but excels at mutual penetration in particular

>>11465260
Bi/pan/whatever here. Ended up with a wife, but could have ended up with anything. Dated just about everything.

my anal goal for this year is to finally get fucked by my friend and then fall asleep cuddling with him. never going to happen but a boi can dream

>>11465059
Yeah, this
Of the four biofem girls I have dated, three were some brand of bi.
And of the three biomasc guys I have dated, two were bi.
I think people are just slowly coming around to the idea that bisexuality is just not that uncommon

>>11465533
Will keep it in mind, thank you anon

>>11464053
What positions have you tried that worked and which didn't? I've been experimenting with my Hismith for months and can't get the right setup for me.

~I got a full three fingers in tonight

Does anyone else get mildly turned on by the scent of silicone now?

It sure would be nice to have a femboy to compare assholes with, purely for medical reasons of course.

>wife pegs me a few weeks ago
>last night I take her anal virginity
Of course I'm somewhat ambivalent regarding giving, but loved taking

>>11465676
Nah
And that's probably the biggest downside of anal play to me.
Silicone and lube just aren't good smells to me.

>>11465454
Why are you talking like that

>>11465483
>Away for a month straight
No anon, that's a month gay

>>11465571
I usually just do lying on my back with the machine as low as it goes, and my feet tucked up by my ass so my knees are pointed up

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>>11465749
>I usually just do lying on my back with the machine as low as it goes, and my feet tucked up by my ass so my knees are pointed up
I fucking love tying myself up in that pose

anyone with a hismith:
whats the best position for it? lying on the back feels nice but it would be thrusting downwards away from the prostate

>>11464520
Once it helped me cum hands free on my back. Couldnt replicate since. Plus was hard wash cum off the linegerie

>>11465260
I've only ever been interested in women irl but I also like putting huge things in my ass because it feels good. If I could only pursue one of these things for the rest of my life, I'd pick women. Fortunately that's not a choice I've had to make yet.

>>11464589
>not an anal pic

>>11465785
>people were discussing that very subject right above its post

Guys, if you ever wondered what paid shilling looked like, you have it right in front of your eyes...

>>11464648
With oral only, you’re probably fine. But you can always be tested to confirm.

>>11465536
Some subtle/deniable signaling perhaps?

>>11464648
If it makes you feel any better most STDs can be treated with antibiotics, still you should get checked just incase.

>>11465747
kek

>>11465794
my bad. i dont always read the entire thread, skimmed the op and a few posts in the middle.

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>>11465785
Lay on back like the pic above
Lay on stomach and have it trhust down, a sex pillow is pretty good for this you can find them on amazon

https://x.com/QueenxXxRoxie/status/2014412880846979285/video/1

>>11465825
>https://x.com/QueenxXxRoxie/status/2014412880846979285/video/1
Can confirm, this is my favorite position to get fucked. It should also work perfectly with a fuck machine

>>11465260
Am I straight? Bro I am literally so into women I would fuck a guy if he looked like one

>>11464343
I also do this but don't exclusively have one character for one toy, a lot of fictional dicks are different shades of pink or light blue, sometimes black. I can also tune the colors with rgb lighting

>>11465825
>sex pillow
cool

>>11465825
I have a pair of sex wedges that elevate my hips into a really good position.
I've never been able to figure out how to finagle a sex machine into prone bone, though. I've tried, it takes more than I have. That's the grail right there.

>>11465884
U gay

>>11465007
XY chromosome here with a XX chromosome wife. It's more common than you think but only recently have seemingly normie guys been talking about it in public. A lot has changed in the last decade.
This guy >>11465058 nails my experience. Dropping mainstream male gender roles and body insecurities is key to enjoying anal play as a couple. So naturally we lean left as well. My wife's bf after learning we have his and her anal toys was so curious but disappointed because her husband doesn't want anal anything between them.

>>11465929
Yeah, can confirm.
They never progressed to sex or pegging, but as a very non-masculine guy, I had a bunch of female friends in college who would dote on me all the time, and I got to do a bunch of things I think most guys would probably consider unthinkable. Just, being a person who outwardly doesn't adhere to those norms invites other people who don't, to just vibe and chill together, and that in itself leads to a lot more open ended ways to spend time together and enjoy eachother as people.
It was a very fun part of my life, if nothing else.

>>11465929
>My wife's bf
I'm dum. Meant this as best friend, not boyfriend.

>>11464343
Cute autist
Would headpat
also would lewd

>>11464719
It's hiding the masculine lower face, baka

>>11465947
>got to do a bunch of things I think most guys would probably consider unthinkable
Example(s)?

>>11465993
Getting pegged

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>Last night
>Riding my dildo
>Haven't cum in a week, feeling is building
>All my focus is on the feeling and staying horny
>Hitting the spot dead on
>Legs starting to get tired
>Muscle spasm causes me to slam down at full speed
>Feels amazing
>Continue bouncing
>Rhythm keeps getting interrupted by more muscle spasms
>Just roll with it
>Every time the dildo pokes my prostate I involuntarily slam down on it
>Probably looks ridiculous
>Can't return to normal rhythm if I wanted to
>Cum easily
It really does happen. My hips were moving on their own.

>>11465993
Nothing lewd or exciting like that.
Mostly stuff like going to stylists, getting to bitch about stupid shit together, getting to hang out in what's otherwise girl's night, that kind of thing.
I even got to be a part of period complaints, and got to learn which professors were creeps that left weird notes on papers.

>>11466154
welcome to the club anon

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>>11465260
I have zero sexual interest in men, just enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. That being said if futas existed I would never date another woman lol

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>>11464720
I've noticed that if you leave an item in your cart for a bit they give you coupon. No clue if it's unlimited but here's one they gave me that I never used should be for 30% off.
LIMITED30

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>>11465260
Bisexual with a boyfriend, but all the porn I consume is mostly woman getting dicked down (with a preference for anal).
All of this manifested into me becoming a perma-locked AGP cuck for my waifus, but sometimes I wonder if I would have gone down this path even if I never had him in my life.

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I got the edge 2 but I'm not sure on how to use it. I just get vibrating but no real good feeling... any tips?

>>11465907
Ive put both my nightstands on the bed and had the hismith in between thrusting straight down. Adjusted the hight with some big books so the suction cup plate would slightly press on me on full extend. Put dildo on it, lubed all up, positioned myself under it, inserted, relaxed and upped the speed every new position in the preselected video I had on had.
(regret picking the hismith without app control)

>>11466206
I'm actually somewhat interested in the prevalence of "anything but masculine men" sexualities. It seems like they're surprisingly common these days. Not everyone's exactly the same in that obviously, but, it's common enough I'm surprised it doesn't have a name.

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>>11465309
holy shit the emails keep bouncing to a point where im just messaging them from fucking twitter to try and get any sort of answer
is this normal? has anyone else who had problems in transit with neotori had to deal with this? it was over 100 euro for this toy im getting pissed off with how little communication im getting

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Finally caved and bought some k-lube. Do you guys have a preferred ratio? I like my premix on the thicker side.

anyone else have issues with lube on a dildo "rubbing off"? went up a size and the lube consistently doesnt stick. its like the seal that my hole forms with it is causing the lube to be pushed to either ends of the dildo and stay there. im going to double the concentration of the lube mix next time to see if that does anything.

>>11466374
>>11457437
for bigger toys, make sure you have lube inside and take the toy all the way in and out if it feels like it's drying up

Does anyone have any suggestions for toys that specifically target the prostate manually like an njoy pure wand but doesnt cost $150? Not wanting to risk cancer from a knockoff chinesium one, but not looking to break the bank either if my prostate doesnt want to have fun. I can sort of angle the dildo I do have to hit into my prostate by bending it, but its hard to mantain the angle and go at it. As pleasurable as the stretch,insertion, and fullness it gives me is, I dont think its going to get me much further than "feels good"

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>>11466401
You can get a massage hook (aka back hook, muscle hook) with a decent shape.
The hard plastic is probably safe enough, but you might need to polish off some flashing before using it. I don't actually know what they're made out of, though.

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I'm noticing most people are talking about straight silicone toys. I'm curious why there isn't more talk about the vibratey and thrusty ones? I got this duo from Amazon and liked them both a lot.

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>>11466437
most of the regulars are into the realm of owning machines and riding advanced toys

>>11466437
I think some people get absolutely married to the idea of "artificial cock", and don't even consider toys that aren't trying to be penises.
Which really is a shame. The penis actually isn't a very good shape for maximal pleasure, regardless of whether we're talking a vagina or an ass.

>>11466373
I like the idea of thick, but always get better results out of thin. Plus, thick, I end up shitting gel for like two days, which isn't as hot as it sounds.
If that doesn't sound hot, I know.

Well shit. My hismith broke itself this morning. Played on it for a few hours, showered and went out, came back a few hours later and decided to play again but now it seems to be stuck at full speed no matter what I try. Anyone had this problem? Its the shitty controller box thats fucked up.

>>11466469
Skill issue

>>11466437
>noname brand
>amazon
>cheap
If you've used either of these even once you now have every form of disease you can get in your lower body

>>11466469
You've got to look at it as a feature and not a bug

>>11466469
just open it up and you'll probably see a wire loose or something

>>11466469
its max speed from here on out you whore

I just pushed into the sigmoid with the stoic l but I'm having trouble getting the mundir L through? which i don't understand the stoic head is so fat compared to the mundir should just like bend????

>>11464343
I have a different autistic trait. I purposefully choose dildos of characters. Most bad dragons parody some franchise, others I customize to fit. Ky'el with custom colors is just Lion-O for example.
>bad dragon
Don't worry, that's over now.

>>11466310
that's a one time use code. i would rather save that for the future in case i want to order multiple items later at once. currently, all i want is this one and since the cyber monday code is still active until at least March, i'd wanna see if i can get that code.

>>11466469
I just spoke to hismith support. Since i'm out of warranty I need to buy a new speed controller. Its 330$ canadian bucks... How? Its a little cheap plastic box thats crazy. They know anal sluts will pay the big bucks to get fucked in the ass lmao. Good thing i'm not a poorfag.

Aaaa I'm so addicted to anal. I want to get fucked all the time

>>11466706
330 is insane when the whole machine is like 450 depending on model

Hey /analgen/, I'm trying to decide on some toys that I probably shouldn't use anyway and I'm curious if anyone has experience with the Nothosaur Famario. I'm the anon who was asking about the B-Vibe plugs in the previous thread. I was going to get those too, but I was considering some girthy toys against my better judgement. I was originally going to limit myself to around or a little over 2", but was considering these toys for "every once in a while," and at least the #3 and #4 plugs to keep my hole and muscles in shape. I like the Famario because it makes me imagine the futas from PersonalAmi though it's not quite the same.

I'm not sure if I should get a Medium Famario (2.5" widest, 2.2" head) or a Small (2.1" widest, 1.8" head). They don't offer any circumference listings. I was going to get it in Firm, since my Bad Dragon Vector seems a bit soft (Med size/Med firm). I've taken the Vector to the base too but only a couple of times. I was also going to get a Large/Firm Nothosaur Wiz II, since it tapers at the tip (1.8") and and the base. It's 2.3" wide but somehow under 7 inches around.

Have you ever been fucked so good you knock out afterwards? I I've been doing this a lot lately...

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Are there some threads, where i can ask questions about breast plates and clothes just for anal sessions?

>>11466774
Ride horse dildo all night and after i cum many times I fall asleep with it inside me.

How do I fuck one of you fags? I have a big ass dong that doesn't fit in most peoples' ass and it's annoying.

>>11466816
No me first where is my virgin femboy anal slut who will also fuck my ass as well

anyone have a good hip/legs stretch routine? ive been doing butterflys.

>>11466706
>>11466732

You're retarded, the Bluetooth, circuits, and speed controller are all in the controller box

The machine itself is just metal frame, couple hardware pieces, and a motor which is all cheap

>>11466801
Damn, l wish l could do that

>>11466800
idk but i'm also interested.
i sometimes wear fake breasts (stick-on) with a bra and it does so much for the experience

>>11466818
Femboys don't exist in 3D retard

>>11466824
Thats true. Besides, the real value of the machine isnt really in the parts either. They are selling a way to get fucked without risking catching AIDS and becoming a homo, feels well worth it to me.

>>11466842
Just get pegged by your woman

>>11466845
Bruh most women barely have enough stamina to pegg for more than 10 minutes. I do 12 hour marathons on my machine

>>11466842
if you're buying a machine to get fucked up the ass you're already a homo, faggot

>>11466829
What does it do

>>11466865
You're projecting too much

>>11465260
Full gay? nah, really only into women and the female form, but I do like dressing up and getting fucked like a girl too.

>>11466824
Lol true that thing literally uses a car wiper motor which is something that’s mass produced and costs $20 new or less if used. There are 3D printed frames for those so might as well try that if you don’t have money for the real thing.

>>11466883
And the electronics in those are even cheaper. Usually ESP32 or similar which cost less than $5.

Is there a website where you can try to progress/train, but you can choose toys? I know faproulette is a good option, but I haven't found a website that covers everything I want.

>>11466887
Yeah it's almost like they also host servers for the app and continue to keep it current without any monthly fee

Shocker that's baked into the price

>>11466873
well i'd not try to shill you into buying some because it'd make you feel 1000x better
but for me, it's just the headspace. you feel the weight on your chest, they move with your every movement as well. It's just so i feel like a slutty girl who's getting her ass railed. it works pretty well for me.

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>house to myself finally
>cleaned and ready to go
>everything set up and laid out
>...
>not in the mood at all
FUCK

>>11466912
I could get you in the mood really quick if I was there. Something something kissing you with tongue and groping your ass and crotch.

Bit OT, but you guys probably know your dildos. What should I look for for deepthroating? Had one but it was way to stiff I felt, also probably a bit smaller.
Do they use keywords like soft or something regularly? Only want silicone.
In Europe if you have specific recommendations.

coffee is a godsend for triggering that gastro relfex in the morning. decaf works too.

>no local analgen on tagmap active it seems
Sad

>>11466800
Upper torso breastplates are readily available on Amazon and aren't too pricey. I have a silicon cotton filled E-cup one complete with some sexy lingerie and can't get enough of dildo fucking my ass wearing it.

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>needed to take down cheapo door-mirror since the paper back glue was starting to fail and i need to reglue it (i use 3m command strips so i can take it off anytime)
>ehh fuck it
>set up mirror to watch myself bounce on dildo
holy fucking shit anon watching your own thighs do its thing when your bouncing? so hot
its like i wasnt watching 'me' i was watching some guywhore bounce on 'his' toy and 'his' dick was flopping around
grabbed my stroker and started grinding instead of bouncing and came to 'his' slutty face

would recommend trying/10

>>11466996
Now try crossdressing, using a wig, and a bit of makeup and you're about to have your mind blown anon

>>11465058
>>we're all left-leaning
>tfw nationalist
I'm never getting pegged...
>on left-leaning meme pages you'll often find women (and some men) making jokes about pegging
Well that happens here too :P

>>11466940
Don't threaten me with a good time, stud~

>>11466861
Jesus, why so long? That hard to cum?

>>11466323
You too huh. I haven't gotten it either. I think the pictures are lying

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can you get water passed the sigmoid with just a bulb enema? i want to clean my ass and try butt stuff but not sure if i should get a bulb or shower head for it. i only want to clean the rectum i don't want to go passed the sigmoid and since the bulb only holds a small amount of water i'm guessing i won't be able to but with the shower head it would probably be easy to.

>>11467111
you can by just adding more and more water but a shower head is such a nice thing i recently got one and i regret not getting one earlier it should be like the second thing anybody buys if they are in to this stuff. be careful of the pressure though - not just 'its shooting out too forcefully' pressure, but the 'i am a meat balloon and dont want to pop' pressure

>>11467116
I love my shower wand. I have an adjustable valve so I can just trickle it in and fill myself up and imagine it's a slime girl having her way with my hole

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>>11467111
you can but it's not usually necessary to go that far unless you're planning for a marathon ass blasting.

>>11466824
Those combined components probably cost 20-30 all together lol I could see how that would sound impressive if you’re a peanut brain with zero experience with electronics though

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>>11466996
>>11467001
>set up mirror to watch myself bounce on dildo
>Now try crossdressing, using a wig, and a bit of makeup and you're about to have your mind blown anon
Now try it with some weed/molly and be prepared to orgasm for hours just riding until your brain melts and reboots as a full buttslut for life

I've been doing this for a year now, but only every two months because this shit is insanely addictive

>>11467132
all of the above, add a chastity cage and horse cock. idk what it is about weed but i get a craving for anal when i'm high.

>>11466816
if you don't mind a not-trying-hard-enough too-tall tranny, I'm in California

>>11467151
Second for California
Cute/femboy approaching twink death with the dignity and poise of a puffed up dead raccoon on the side of the road

So are we renaming this /gaymeetupgen/ next thread or what?
The fuck are you cunts doing?

>>11467155
>>11467151
You guys know there's/soc/ for that, right?