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>>2969908
cool story smoky
poast webm

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>>2969910
Not before I secure a patent.
At first I wanted to give this to the world.
Jaded now.
I need the money.

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>>2969912
>secure a patent
to do that youd need to duplicate it
and only god knows the proportions of poppers to malt derivative you concocted to believe your chicken fingers magically floated from the microwave into your piehole

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>>2969913
Fuck you.
With all due respect.
I'm running for President.
We are laughing at (You).

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2969914
nonsense doesn't deserve a (You)
clearly does not understand the patent process
i wont take the time to explain how the world works to you

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>2969918
cumming soon to chinkshit ripoff express:
lambrights levitating suppositories
definitely not made from pond water and industrial waste
guaranteed presidential quality

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2969921
(You) will rue the day
mark it on your calendar

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>2969923
(you) shoulda saved a little bit of the glue you were huffing to fix the headliner in that shitbox 01 cl that probably has a rod knock
it flapping in the wond and shitting foam dust all over your greasy stained hooters t shirt wont make you look very convincing on the campaign trail

>>2969908
Hi Wayne

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>>2969908
no you didn't.

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>>2969915
no you are not. I've checked.

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>>2969908
>>2969912
Looking quite puffy and flabby these days Wayne.

>>2969918
This pic reminds me of a 21'st birthday party we had for a high-school buddy of mine...

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Stop posting old photos Wayne.

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>>2969939
hadn't seen that one before

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>>2969989
been away for awhile huh? that's from back when fester said he had made a way to power a car or generator by making hydrogen and oxygen and using that to power the car WHILE driving it.

he tried to prove that by hooking a gasoline generator up to a oxygen hydrogen generator made from home depot nuts and bolts. this was supposed to be fed back to the generator.

we attempted to explain to fester that over-unity cannot be done. after a while he went away mad, then posted again when a wind storm blew his shitty built solar panel frame down.

I think this was around 2022. you know when wayne was not running for president again.

>>2970002
I made one of those hydroxy gas things lol, it was a fun project. Never used it for anything but filling bags with boom gas for 4th of july though.

>>2969908
i bet it still cant get your ass out of bed and to a job

>>2969908
you should have made an anti-fat device in your humble shed

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>>2970055
>imagine being so lame youre not even worth prank calling
fatso wishes anybody would call him

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>>2969908
Remember when your wife left you for a chick? lol

>>2970057
i once called wayne and had a wonderful 2 hour conversation, but it felt like he was either stupid or high on amphetamines

>>2970055
he's gone out of the way to dox himself if you take about 5 seconds to look.

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>>2970079
stupid or high on amphetamines

>>2970079
>i once called wayne and had a wonderful 2 hour conversation, but it felt like he was either stupid or high on amphetamines
Why would you subject yourself to that?

I miss this fucking guy like you wouldn’t believe.

Much love to this man. May we all live our dreams so openly.
Fucking society of rich cowards with nothing to lose, and not enough brains or balls to exploit it.
Keep dreaming and pushing big W, you got at least one supporter.

>>2970302
fuck off fester

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Wayne could not invent a cure for alcoholism or obesity.

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Wayne is an AI generated persona which is part of a long-running military experiment conducted on sites such as 4chins.

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>297075tree
fester wishes he was 10% relevant enough to be worth expending 1 single watt of computing power to simulate

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>>2969908
Greetings. I'll share the secret.

https://www.lambright.com/gravity/

Download video of WORKING ANTI Gravity at this link to my photos account at google. https://photos.app.goo.gl/MP4TCuHLnFUWmxvU8

I Figured out what gravity actually is.

I deserve a Nobel prize for this.

Molten Iron is not magnetic, therefore the center of the earth is not molten.
Humans have never been 8000 miles into the earth, they have been guessing incorrectly.

The sun is not a fireplace, it’s a lightbulb. The sun is a plasma, the universe is electric, spiral galaxies spin because of the right hand rule of current, all electricity has a spin to it.

–

Michael Faraday electrical induction 1867, an iron material in the presence of a moving magnetic field induces electricity.

–

As the Earth spins or round the Sun the iron core induces electricity of high-voltage and transforms the center of the Earth which is (solid iron) into an electromagnet, we call that gravity. The aurora borealis is evidence of high voltage 15,000 volts because it’s a plasma. Plasma is a light on a gas that emits photons, such as neon light. UFO’s blink because they are pulsing high voltage 15,000 volts to stabilize the craft in mid air. UFO’s glow because of high voltage 15,000 volts.

That is gravity’s origin.

By

Wayne Lambirght

August 2023

Lambright@gmail.com

>>2969908
>anti-grave device
One barrel or two?

>>2971270
Thunderbolts of the gods

Hey Wayne, have you considered building a home out of shitcrete? I know you have enough shit, so you would just need a little concrete to mix with it. I can't help with the concrete but let me know if you need any more shit.

>>2971454
>Thunderbolts of the gods
Yes, but they don't explain where gravity comes from that's my own idea.

>>2971477
>Mine
Lol
Lmao even
No, it's not; it's implied and self-evident

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>>2971270
>The sun is not a fireplace,
no shit sherlock
>it’s a lightbulb.
the sun is a tungsten filament heated by AC electricity? seems legit.
>The sun is a plasma
wait I thought you said it was a light bulb?
>the universe is electric
no not really
>spiral galaxies spin because of the right hand rule of current
in space there is no right or left.
>all electricity has a spin to it.
the only lucid thing you said. I will say this was just a guess on your part though.

>blah blah blah bullshit bullshit UFO's bullshit nonsense.
if you say so.

also stop doxing yourself fester.

why are the anons obsessed with any specific namefag always inevitably more deranged than the namefags?

>>2971270
have you seen the movie "Jerry Maguire"? just asking.

>>2971545
you tell us fester.

>>2971545
He won't shutup and leave us alone

>>2971270
>the Sun the iron core induces electricity of high-voltage and transforms the center of the Earth which is (solid iron) into an electromagnet
I think you wrote this when drunk.
>we call that gravity.
no WE don't. just you.


every thread has its resident moron. /ck/ has bmw key guy. we have fester.

>>2971616
Glowies glow

That russian video clearly shows something hovering from electric spin/electromagnetism

Thats something major. Glowies dont want the petrodollar economy fucked with and will do anything to keep it as stable as it is

Imagine all those cruise ships with a different form of propulsion than diesel motors? Or planes not belching jp fuel?

Remember during covid when they had shut down the cruise ship industry all the wildlife returned like it was the 1700s?

There were fucking dolphins in the venice canals thinking everything was gonna get better, now its as worse as its ever been and only getting worse.

Inventions like this are what our worldwide society needs- not just humans but for all of nature

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>>2971546
>Jerry Maguire
Show me the money!

>>2971627
>Glowies glow
>That russian video clearly shows something hovering from electric spin/electromagnetism
Exactly. It's a conversation nobody wants to have in public. I bet Tucker wouldn't touch anti-gravity with a 10 foot pole.

>>2971627
>Imagine all those cruise ships with a different form of propulsion than diesel motors? Or planes not belching jp fuel?

Patent number 2912244 amusment device, the UTron is how power is made. I think it's #82 on the drawings. https://patents.google.com/patent/US2912244A/en

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>>2971654
Imagine we never saw a bicycle. upon seeing on for the first time, you could make one. That was my gift that Russian guys video, I was able to figure it out based on seeing it one time.

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>>2971655
Carr was Nikola Tesla's last protege.

#82 can just be used to power homes or cities.

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>>2971627
>>2971654
>>2971655
>>2971657
those parasites can be a bitch.

>>2971655
>Imagine we never saw a bicycle. upon seeing on for the first time, you could make one. That was my gift that Russian guys video, I was able to figure it out based on seeing it one time.
So build it then.

why do you do this to yourself fester? every 6 months to a year you come here says some bullshit, get your ass handed to you, and make nothing.

I hate to break it to you but you are not some super genius. you live in a shithole in the middle of a desert.

go back to doxing and swatting yourself on your youtube channel.

>>2971270
>>2971654
>>2971655
>>2971657
I'm not seeing any Lambright creations here. But keep going with your inventions Wayne, or I'm sorry that happened.

>>2971780
There was a time when I thought he was just playing around due to him existing in haze of perpetual drunken boredom. But at this point, I think he actually believes his own BS. I'm pretty sure he's currently throwing away all the money he inherited from his mothers estate on clapped out old Mercedes sedans from craigslist. He thinks they're worth big money so he's hording them in the desert.
Running for president, antigravity, doxxing himself for attention. He's an interesting hobo. His website is outstandingly absurd. But he's a mentally ill, lying, alcoholic, piece of shit nonetheless.

>>2971807
>But at this point, I think he actually believes his own BS
Oh he 100% believes his own bullshit. Pure delusion.

That's how Primer started out

>>2971793
stop encouraging him. you are just making it all worse.

>>2971818
>stop encouraging him. you are just making it all worse.
For who though? If we egg him on a bit maybe he'll go 200% full retard and it will be more entertainment for us. Anyone that believes his bullshit and gets taken for a ride by him deserves what they get.

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Rumor is that Wayne would preform fellatio in exchange for marijuana and malt liquor behind a Safeway where he worked as a stock boy. Some of the staff caught on, and when they told him to "suck a bag of dicks" he knew his perverted little game was about to end. So he lashed out and had a mental breakdown. He never recovered.

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>>2971812
>Oh he 100% believes his own bullshit. Pure delusion.

Yes, I have faith in my skills. So do you or you wouldn't be following my success.

Call me delusional is a complement. You have no ideas so radical people follow you. Nobody wants what you have, you're a non-winner.

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>2971880
you should at least shave in the hog trough out back before you take your selfi to fotoshop on a tux headshot

>>2971865
this is true, it was the only way he could get any satisfaction after his penis amputation...and it was taken away as well

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>>2971655
its so annoying seeing something and like hmm looks interesting and then you find out its just a park ride some desert retard thought was a spaceship its a crapper tank wayne

>>2971892
>its so annoying seeing something and like hmm looks interesting and then you find out its just a park ride some desert retard thought was a spaceship its a crapper tank wayne

You don't know the back story. Tesla taugh him how to do it. The patent office after six years, carr told the examiner at the patent office I just want this technology to be give to the public, that was a promise he made to Tesla, the patent examiner said, we don't patent perpetual motion, he said I can give you a patent on a toy. So that is what they did. Then the FBI shut him down over fraud issues they said. That is probably the cover story for national security. Ralph Ring told that story.

>>2971880
>Call me delusional is a complement.
You will always be my favorite lolcow, Wayne.

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>>2971880
keep talking fester... you only make it worse.

>>2971880
>faith
Doesn't apply to science. Only reproductible results.

>>2971821
I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession?

>>2971627
>That russian video clearly shows something hovering from electric spin/electromagnetism
Why exactly would anyone sane trust anything that came from Russia?

>>2972054
>anyone sane
Fester be not sane

>>2972049
>I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession?
He is the type of loser that family gave up on and cut off all contact with him a long time ago...

anyone else want to go dump something insanely heavy in wayne's driveway?

>>2972160
Not necessary. Wayne takes care of that every morning.

>>2972191
>Implying he can actually make it to the driveway before shitting his guts out with explosive diarrhea.
Thats a bold assumption.

>>2969918
nice dead teeth, stupid

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uh guys

>>2972160
wayne has no driveway. just desert

>>2972235
I hope you didn't just dox yourself AGAIN!

>>2972235
Nice. Did it take you 9000 hours in MSPaint?

>>2972235
can you watch the koh race from your hogwaller?

Why are you jewish?

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>>2972458

howdo iinvest

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>>2973005

holy lolcow

>>2972160
i do but the time, energy and $ isnt worth it

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FESTER come out an play!

>>2973005
Would.

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i cant wait till im old schizo and in a desert shack like wayne...i hope i can make enough to pay for starlink by lolcowing

>>2973180
Please, Please, PLEASE, tell me you have the picture of him hanging out in the tub of dirty water to stay cool.

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>>2973260
as you wish.

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>>2973260
also this

I'm a 2017 newfag and somehow I've never stumbled on this guy. I kinda like him now

>>2973332
don't worry that feeling will soon pass. go look for him on youtube. wayne lambright

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>>2973332
Reminder that Wayne Lambright is an ambitious innovator and an unsurpassed fountain of highly varied million dollar ideas that would lead to billion dollar corporations if only he had powerful connections. Wayne Lambright sits on a fortune in unsold long term investments despite enduring (with a smile!) economic setbacks due to his political and philanthropic goals -- one word domains, cars, you name it -- proving that Wayne Lambright has foresight and discipline perhaps only overshadowed by Warren Buffet. Wayne Lambright does home and auto repairs with ease, grows his own vegetables, cooks delicious meals, and he can code pretty much anything. Wayne Lambright's galaxy of intellectual and masculine pursuits effortlessly blended with fine arts paints a portrait of him as a true renaissance man. Wayne Lambright is also a passionate man whose deep capacity for love and hate, kindness, and genial social interaction completes his painting -- as the apex human and man of the future. Wayne Lambright is a distinguished Toastmaster and builds geodesic domes because FUCK IT why not? When Wayne Lambright's not busy with one of his two dozen million dollar business ideas he runs for President from his 'rustic' desert shed.

im stealing waynes idea for the gas harvesting toilet...basically you shit in a box and it harvests the outgas

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>>2973370
>cooks delicious meals
doubt

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>>2973370
>Reminder that Wayne Lambright is an ambitious innovator and an unsurpassed fountain of highly varied million dollar ideas that would lead to billion dollar corporations if only he had powerful connections.
incorrect festers "innovation" and "ideas" are grade school science class level at best.
>Wayne Lambright sits on a fortune in unsold long term investments despite enduring (with a smile!) economic setbacks due to his political and philanthropic goals -- one word domains, cars, you name it -- proving that Wayne Lambright has foresight and discipline perhaps only overshadowed by Warren Buffet.
people who "sit on fortunes" don't live off EBT and social welfare programs. wayne has an inflated ego and is delusional that is only surpassed by trump. see >>2969937
>Wayne Lambright does home and auto repairs with ease
his shit gets blown down in a slight breeze.
>grows his own vegetables, cooks delicious meals, and he can code pretty much anything.
where is he getting the water, he has no water service.
he makes and eats food that is at best disgusting.
if he could code anything why is he not making bank doing that?
>Wayne Lambright's galaxy of intellectual and masculine pursuits effortlessly blended with fine arts paints a portrait of him as a true renaissance man.
oh yeah you were gonna make a fortune painting shit... how did that work out for you fester? yes we know you wrote this drivel.
>Wayne Lambright is also a passionate man whose deep capacity for love and hate, kindness, and genial social interaction completes his painting -- as the apex human and man of the future.
horny, fat, and gullible is not the apex of humans.
>Wayne Lambright is a distinguished Toastmaster and builds geodesic domes because FUCK IT why not? When Wayne Lambright's not busy with one of his two dozen million dollar business ideas he runs for President from his 'rustic' desert shed.
yes yes of course he does. I'm running for president in minecraft to.

>>2973386
>>2973389
It was satire. fyi

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https://xcancel.com/MoshiMoshiMoan/status/2015221719548543435

>>2971270
>Post vid of debunked fake slav disc suspended from fishing line
>THIS IS MY REVOLUTIONARY INVENTION!!!!!

Based, retarded, and baitpilled

>>2973391
no one can tell when you are pretending to be retarded.

>>2973405
It was rather obvious satire.

>>2973409
no one can tell when you are pretending to be VERY retarded.

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>>2969908

>>2973319
>>2973322
You my anon friend are AMAZING.

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>>2973370
i member that pasta

>>2973402
>baitpilled
he isn't even baiting.
that's why it's all so funny

>>2973389
>truck stop bukkake
lmao

>>2973438
>2017

>>2973391
>>2973409
anon... I have seen dozens of fester threads and posts. fester will post and repost anything he thinks makes him look awesome. IDK if you have read some of his posts in this thread. some of them read like he's drunk or has had a stroke. he tripcodes, but will also reply to himself with no tripcode.

any fawning response to his posts are either him, or fags that like to pump his ego to see what chaos that brings.

fester is a narcissist (among other mental illnesses). he is nearly impervious to criticism (good or bad). if you google his name you may find drawings of his "inventions" drawings which are immediately evident why they won't work.

my favorite was the car with huge solar panels on it, and a trailer with solar panels hauling water to be electrolyzed in to oxygen and hydrogen in order to power the car.

completely ignoring the penalty of weight, drag, and other inefficiencies.

he constantly dox himself does live streams where people swat him. he has been swatted so much the sheriff doesn't always bother coming out, and just calls him.

anyone who criticizes him is labeled as someone who he thinks is out to get him (I forget the guys name).

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>>2973493
His solar motorhome is a dumb idea

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>>2973552
definitely a benefit to society hes not as handy as in his mind
imagine the wayne-a-bango electric vagabondmobile rolling up the be the starter seed for the next homeless encampment in front of your house

>>2973558
imagine a fuckiing 1970s winnebago he found on craigslist for $1500 flying down the cajon pass with no brakes...the solar panels pop into the air and rip off into traffic before it all ends in a fiery battery crash that burns down the entire angeles and san bernardino national forests.

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where's OP?

>>2974053
slab city suck off

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>>2972235
This towing company has moved in next door and those truckers are too friendly. Shouldn't have revealed the cheap desert lots for sale.

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kek

>>2974638
awesome... this was an idea I had 30+ years ago. it wasn't feasible then, and still not cost effective now. even today the back pack would be the size of a carry on luggage bag, and weigh at least 40 lbs.