>>2971322
let her go, anon

>>2971323
Let who go? There never was anyone and there never will be

>>2971325
or him, I don't judge

Zip ties.

>>2971323
>>2971372
You know, he could be trying to find a way to commit suicide and do it so he can't change his mind while waiting for his Rube Goldbberg suicide machine to activate.

abstainting from jorkin it, are we anon?

Ashley Book of Knots.

Shibari / kimbaku / hojujutsu / rope bondage... try welib . org.

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>>2971752
>Ashley Book of Knots.

the detectives aren't going to believe that you're a victim, anon

>>2971322
you tie them keeping them in front then slip them under your butt it needs flexibility
tying hands is easy i want to learn to tie my elbows

when I took Security Guard handcuff training they showed us this real trick way to use a length of rope to make handcuffs, but it was hard to remember

I'm sure its on youtube somewhere.

Simple you tie them around your neck too if you struggle to much you run out of breath.>:)

Just buy a pair of handcuffs off amazon

>>2971748
Yes, OP here. Need it for suicide by asphyxiation though. Gonna tie my hands behind before licking away the chair so there is no chance of survival.

>>2971376
only correct answer in the thread. two zip ties, leave one in a big loop, use the other to tightly hold the big loop to your dominant wrist, put hands behind back, tighten big loop around non-dominant wrist, congrats you are now stuck. don't kill yourself though, things are going to get way worse but there's a good chance some extremely funny stuff is going to happen along the way.

>>2972073
>there's a good chance some extremely funny stuff is going to happen along the way
Can promise there will be lulz with frens along the way. Don't do it, OP.

>>2972072
Why?

/D/ might have some suggestions regarding solo/self bondage that might be useful for you.

https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-Yourself-up-With-Rope

Could make it look like auto errotic asfixiation. Or just do that. It would be less sad / more embarrassing, for whoever has to clean your body up. But if you don't care, the Amazon helium kit is the way to go.

>>2972126
what's a /D/?

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>>2972229
Not the anon but it's the hentai alternitive board. Yeah there's a bunch of weird shit there but once you find the thread you want it's just a bunch of helpful autists who know how to do shit. I frequent the anal general thread. I've never seen any threads of people talking about self bondage, but I'm sure if you ask in a bondage thread some helpful anons might render aid. Seriously underrated board if you find a general that you're into.

>>2971322
You want to tie your own hands behind your back? Staging a kidnapping?

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>>2972126
Amazon helium kit?

>>2972112
Because I'm trans and the world doesn't accept me as a woman

>>2972366
So Amazon was recommending zip ties that would fit around your neck ,plastic bags that would fit over your head, helium tanks and a hose for that helium tank.
Just because it found a pattern in the orders people where making. But people pumping helium into a bag over there head is a rather popular way to go out as without co2 buildup in the lungs your body doesn't even know it can't breath and you just sorta pass out and not wake up.

>>2972283
>I've never seen any threads of people talking about self bondage
Newfag. Lurk moar.
>j/k keep it kinky, anon

>>2972943
>DO NOT ENTER ENCLOSED SPACE WITHOUT RESPIRATOR

>>2972283
but that's /d/, what the heck is a /D/?