1.) Eat food out of the trash
2.) Date your cousin
3.) Eat while having sex
4.) Fake a disability to get a private bathroom
5.) Push women and children out of the way getting away from a fire
6.) Create a fake charity and pretend to donate money to it in other people's names
7.) Stretch out the neck hole in your friend's sweater
There's a lot more I'm forgetting just now.

>>18635997
>How to Costanzamaxx?
Old suit, glasses, sleaze, smug aura

>>18635997
>heres that early 30s youngling I was telling you about

>>18636098
I honestly think he looks his age. Sure the balding and suit make anyone appear more mature / middle aged, but if you look at his face you realize he can only be in the 30s range, not youthful enough for 20s, not wrinkly enough for 40s.

costanza is nice and sociable, good buddy energy
but he is also a cuck beta whom women dont respect
i beat women, batter them, oppress them

i hate whores
i am a hater
hateful bitter old loner

I’m also very, very homosexual.

>dress based on mood
>be knowledgable about bras
>always try the material
>avoid no mans land buttons
>gore-tex
>pepsi > wine

>>18636022
sex with the cleaning lady
kill your fiance with cheap glue
get caught wanking to a clothing catalog by Ma

>>18636233
aggressively try to take advantage of every small favor you do for people, such as buying your friend a salad, or getting a chair for a security guard, or tipping the guy who makes your calzones

>>18636285
that part is relatable im petty af but i wish i was a sociable as costanza

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>>18636052
Done. What about the jewish friend, take it or leave it? I heard it really composes the look

>>18636285
demand to see your friends nipples if she exposes them accidentally and you dont get to see it

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>>18635997

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And here we have a warm fall fashion choice of red flannel with jeans and boxer shorts.

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The "Comrade"

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What fragrance does George spritz before going out?

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George at Wimbledon with flip-up shades.

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George can pull anything off.

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>>18636640
Look at those cute little feet on 'im!

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I love their 90s style.

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Not many people can pull off this Goretex puffer.

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Can you even believe this fucking sweater??

>>18635997
be a bald manlet. wear similar clothes

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I wish I knew what kind of watch he wore.

>>18636659
They all have watches on and I can't tell what they are. Fuck.

Paint your Timberlands black with a marker so you're taller.

Extreme effay costuming on that show, everyone drips

>>18636656
he wore that shit fr

>>18635997
this is what being 30 looked like in the 90s

>>18637383
Yes, and now everyone "ages differently", right? Fuck off with that silliness.

>>18637389
t. 29yo zoomunc

>>18637394
46 year old Gen-X

>>18636650
He has so much aura here and youre up their seething on thin air lol

You can turn on any random episode and theyll be tons of inspo great show

>>18637429
cytube /r/Seinfeld-Zaelesh

I pretty much just always leave it playing in a tab.

The Keith Hernandez hour long episode just started.

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everytime I try, I fail.

>>18637435
is that the jfk episode or the one where he's banging elain or is that the same one anyway good cameo

>>18637434
you just brightened my day and probably whole week anon, thanks

>>18636231
morning mist

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>>18638227
That's exactly how I felt when someone told me about it a couple years ago. It was a different Seinfeld channel actually, but the new one's better because it's in the true aspect ratio, not that Netflix widescreen bullshit.
I found a site called Baked TV and it's just like a chatroom TV streamer and it was tons of pro wrestling and Star Trek. I checked out the Trek and mentioned it sure would be cool if there was a nonstop Seinfeld channel and someone posted the link. Just every episode played in order 24 hours a day.

>>18635997
Costanza is a state of being one reaches in their life.

>>18638856
I reached it when I was still in high school. I've always been a liar. Not a cheapskate though. And I strongly believe that WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!

>>18635997
Seinfeld sucks so fucking much

>>18640481
I never got the hate for Seinfeld. It's a clever show. Leagues better than Friends.

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Start doing THIS

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>>18640505
No one smart doesn't like Seinfeld. Young people who don't have any social lives and have never dated would never understand it. Also maybe some foreigners it was broadcast to who don't get anything that's not idiotic.

>>18640824
"Seinfeld" is based.

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I'm sure Elaine was fashionable, but I'm not gay nor a woman so I can't really be sure. She was really into shoes in one episode. The "Botticellis" she was so proud of and had to give to that chef to get the heads up about the studio head and the pasta primavera.

>>18641168
made for chuds

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>>18642629
Your post doesn't make any sense. You look like a retard who can't even form a complete thought. This is not the discussion for someone as stupid as you are. Goodbye.

>>18642629
the mannequin? i agree

>>18636192
You aren't bap

>>18642592
This is very antisemetic

>>18636638
Morning Mist

what the fuck i can't believe i made this joke of a thread 10 days ago and it's still up

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>yiddish humor
>cable TV

>>18643264
i couldn't imagine being this insecure

>>18643260
this is the best thread this board has had in years

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>>18643264

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>>18643304
That incel faggot is stinking up all the threads with his 'gigachad' nonsense.

>>18636192
Theres a whole episode about this where he stops being beta and they call it "Hand" but for some reason it backfires so he just kills his wife with glue instead.

>>18643264
Seinfeld wasn’t on cable TV, dork. It was on NBC.

>>18636643
sex with 2000s hipster elaine

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i declare this the summer of George!

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>18644980
where to get a long, casual jacket like that?

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>>18645232
>Where can I get a long, casual jacket like that?

Fixed that for you. Please stop learning to build sentences from clickbait thumbnails. It's not a good look.

>>18645237
shut up nerd

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>>18645241
>Shut up, nerd.

>>18637434
awesome, i've been on a seinfield kick and watchseries kinda sucks even with brave so this is great

>>18643813
imo it's really interesting how ai struggles to differentiate between the male cast of seinfeld

will this be the summer of George?