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what is the most effay tea?
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>>18638619
>I like that fuckin' black Darjeeling.
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>>18638619
"The Emperor of China sent me this tea."
Marie Antoinette the tea that looks like a bud and it blooms when you pour the hot water on. I'm not a tea guy but that looked really awesome.
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20 year old article, btw on a website that my browser warned me about. I'm sure that tea can still be gotten somehow though.
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>>18638825
kek. also, checked >>18638666
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tea is gay anyway
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>>18638830
The Portuguese introduced tea into Europe. Maybe it spread from there.
https://youtu.be/oQrdiSi3YAg
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>>18638619
>what is the most effay tea?
tea can't be /fa/
drink coffee.
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>>18639788
I'm not a cobb of corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it.
But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
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>>18639331
My body is immune to estrogen, I have been eating onions for longer than you have been alive and I still only crave fertile women. Not to mention I have more hair than a faun. You should be careful yourself, it sounds like one drop of estrogen would have you begging for cock like the twink you are.
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I pay extra for Twinnings because the bag is paper and not estro-slop.
Careful with tea though if you're prone to kidney stones.
>Answer
Green
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>>18641906
>may
>but it's not known
Enough to freak ME out. Tea is BAD now!! Microplastics!! Fluoride!! Mercury!! SEED OILS!!
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>'may' 'not known'
Sir, I let those billions of particles speak for themselves. Why let tea companies gives you plastic fibres that you soak in scalding water and drink?
Good luck knocking a woman up then.
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>call off work
>turn the heat to max
>mint tea
it's cozy time
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>>18638639
The character in OPs pic played by Daniel Day Lewis orders lapsang in this tea. Ironically, this is what Patrick Stewart thought Picard’s character would prefer but the producer’s recommended earl grey as they figured most Americans hadn’t heard of lapsang. Which is a fantastic brew but aged oolong is the answer to OPs question
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>>18643681
Foods and drinks don't actually affect your testosterone. You zoomer incels are really into all that but it's just nonsense. Testosterone isn't really a thing that people have issues with. You can't regulate it nor do you need to. Only like 1% of men have issues that need medicine.
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>>18643908
There's no such thing as "low T" in the majority of men. You young fools who learned everything from the internet are wrong about most everything. You think it's all linked to testosterone and that the average man needs to think about that word and test his "test" and take supplements.
None of that is true. If you have something wrong with you and you see a doctor there's a 1 in 5,000 chance it's testosterone related and only THEN would you need any kind of medicine to change or at all affect it.
You just don't know any better. And you also stupidly think that it would be "high T" to be a paranoid schizo who cares about such silly nonsense.
I'm sorry you're an incel who didn't have a good dad.
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You're still doing that? I just informed you that it doesn't exist. Why haven't you learned? I JUST taught you for free even. lol
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>>18644020
I guess if my entire world was just upended with new information I'd be defensive too. But testosterone has no bearing on any of this for either of us. You can keep believing in it if you want though. If it makes you feel better.
Maybe there's an "app" for that. You can check your levels on your cell phone or something. It'll be bullshit though. Even if you believe.
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