>>18642737
I'm 35 and getting out of the military. Wait for me, senpai. I'm going to get my hair long again.

>>18642753
nice do it bro, it takes about 2 years to get past your shoulders so youll be ready just in time

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>>18642737
You're a fucking cringe buttrocker faggot if you still have "long, flowing locks" at 37. Most of us grew out of that in our early twenties. It just doesn't work. It doesn't work for you. I assure you. People think Kenny G. when they see your long woman hair. Cut it. Metallica matured and did it and now we realize it would look stupid if they all had long grey hair. And most men will lose their hair at some point. I didn't start losing mine until I was forty. So you're being pretty bold to assume it won't happen to you. And you're being an asshole for making fun of anyone for their hair falling out. You sure will luck stupid when yours falls out and you still keep it long. Even worse than you currently look.
And as for your first question; they can. They just don't want to because it's not the style anymore. Don't you understand how it works? Pretty immature for someone your age. Guess that's why you still have long hair.

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>>18642819
The 90s villain fit is coming back for men in their 30s. Karl walked so we could run.

>>18642737
People can, they just don't want to. It's not in fashion and it looks pretty cringe past your early 20s.

>>18642737
the real answer is too depressing.
things are so fucked. you don't want to know.

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>>18642819
you sound hella bitter and jealous bro. cope and seethe harder

>>18642737
nice cope unc

>>18642819
I know a guy who is 44 and still looks great. I think this is a skill issue on your part I'm afraid.

>>18642737
how do you see so many guys that are "younger than you" from your mom's basement?

>>18642737
i have long hair but i think about cutting it every day. it's so fucking obnoxious to do anything. to keep it out of your face you need to wear a hat or a bandana or tie it up, and at that point why even have the long hair.

>>18642819
Truth nuke.

>>18643117
bro headbanging is so fun though

>>18642819
>>18643141
the baldlet cope.

I'm bald. Cursed genes.

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>>18643193
>i'm bald.
LOL

>>18642819
You're coping hard. Women love long hair that's thick and well maintained. Most men just don't have what it takes to pull it off.
t. 34yo boomer with 25" thick curly hair and no balding

>>18643579
No really, and especially if it’s curly it makes you look like a Mexican thrash fan. Women prefer short hair or at the minimum, a trendy, boyish medium-length hair. Only old dive bar women and obese fujoshi Walmart women like long hair on men.

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>>18642737
Because they've been dumping chemical slop into their hair since they were like 12 to style it like negro hair. All those years of abuse is bound to take its toll. They also have a shitty diet full of goyslop. Have a shitty lifestyle with an irregular sleep schedule. Most of them are also mentally ill. Not to mention, they're also much more mutted than previous generations. Combine all of those factors and you've got the zoomer balding epidemic.

>>18643591
sanest post in this thread

>>18643591
I remember the damage done when I was a scene kid. I see balding alt girls to this day.

>>18643591
Sometimes i feel bad about my hairline and then i stumble across this video, thanks anon
At least i can actually slick my hair back and not need a faggy fringe haircut to cover my forehead

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>long hair is out of vogue

Guess im ahead of the curve for the next trend then...

>>18642737
all the dudes that could trooned out

>>18643010
I mean trucker rapist is definitely a vibe

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>>18643591
some people just have shit genes, a buddy of time was receding HARD when he graduated at 18.

A bro of mine started shaving his head by his late 20s, I'm 33 and thankfully my hair seems mostly normal although I have some grays coming in

>>18642819
Bald cope

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>>18643588
>obese fujoshi Walmart women
I'm doing everything right for the wrong reasons.

i cut my hair 3 months ago but this time im going to let it grow out completely. im at neck length at the moment but i dont like how it looks by default. i have a split down the middle so it separates like curtains, i just use layrite cement clay to do a slick back then i pick the lower part of the back of my head with a comb to make it look "messy".

does anyone else have any experience with hair products for this style of hair? id like to try other stuff too

>>18644134
just go swimming in the ocean,the salt water does wonders for long hair. mine used to be all frizzy but now it is nice waves/curls that women are jealous of

>>18642819
you sound bald.

>>18643591
>spent a year or two bleaching my hair blonde
>go bald later on
If I could go back in time and kill myself I would.

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>>18642819
didnt read lmao. but women like type 2a , its the blue/green eyes for the scalp. it just werks 4me

>>18642737
As a guy with long hair I'm trying to get it even longer. The problem is I lack consistency, don't oil and don't do scalp massages as often as I should.

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>Baldness is primarily caused by testosteron
If you don't bald you literally don't have testosterone in your body either femenine guy or a femcel lmao

>>18644958
>Baldness is primarily caused by testosteron
It can, but it's also caused by testosterone changing forms instead of being absorbed into tissues. Zoomers both have lower testosterone on average and are balding sooner. This is because something is taking up the T receptors and the now "extra" T is turning into shit like DHT that makes them go bald. They get the worst of both worlds.

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>>18644469
What do I tell my barber if I want this haircut? I dont have anywhere near long enough but if im growing out my hair. Or do i literally just tell my barber to cut the split ends and do nothing more?

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>>18642737
I have very long hair; it's just that my hair is 1A—completely straight, dark, and not that thick, Wearing it just open looks like pic related.
Thought about getting some locks, but im not sure if i should

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>>18645732
It's not a hairstyle, sweatie. It's just buzzed hair that have grown out uniformly everywhere. You can do it yourself at home by going near bald with hair clipper.

>>18646300
1A hair is the best hair.

>>18646847
you misspelled 2b

>>18646300
>>18646847
He looks like that guy from tommy wiseau

>>18642737
I'm 23 and my hair is probably longer than yours but I am already balding

>>18646300
you need to do what women do and use the hair iron curler. thats why 2a is the kinoest you dont do shit, just roll out of bed

>>18646951
Yes fuck it, im getting one, hope i dont fuck up my hair with it