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Am I the only one here who genuinely loves the paranoia, anxiety, jitters, tremors, and feeling of absolute impending doom that extremely high doses of caffeine give you?

Honestly, there's nothing like the stimulating rush a proper, solid dose of caffeine, anywhere in between 200-800 mg of caffeine gives you, I am too tolerant of it so I have to exceed doses of 1,200mg via pills and pure full mugs of espresso coffee, which in turn raises my intraocular pressure to high levels which forces me to have to do cardiovascular exercises and calisthenics to lower my IOP, but I digress...

It's great, honestly, I feel good when I am caffeine-terrified, it's a very special feeling to me, having that rush circulate through your veins, the feeling of being chased by ravenous beasts, falling from a mountain, finding out your girlfriend was just decapitated and had her organs nailed to a wall by the other guy she was cheating on you with (the guy moved on the very next day and did the same thing to an even prettier girl).

I dunno what it is, I really love the anxiety, the adrenaline, the fear and rage and energy and paranoia, I love it.
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>>77195259
Think that’s anxiety? Just wait til you try to stop
>inb4 you don’t plan to
Something called tolarance will catch up to you
t.been there
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>>77195259
>le millionth "caffeine is my ebic Drug Of Choice because I love Stims so fucking much" underage poster thread
just do meth you fucking pussy
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>>77195279
I already have, the headaches won't let me, like some other wise poster said, it feels like there's an axe splitting your head in two but the relief once you hit another dose is immense.

>>77195285
Meth lowers BDNF expression in the brain, caffeine raises it, caffeine is the healthier stimulant and you can beat someone on meth with a high enough dose, I am willing to prove this in real life, I have an address in place if any meth users want to challenge me.
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>>77195332
If it's good enough for clav it's good enough for me
you sound like a pussy
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>>77195380
Clavicular is a fucking retard.
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>>77195285
>thinks le millionth "caffeine is bad for you" post is pro-caffeine
just put on the dunce cap you fucking nigger
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>>77195389
It's not bad for you, I am pro caffeine.
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>>77195382
And he looks better than you do :^)
>>77195389
OP is pro caffeine, and talks about enjoying and doing caffeine. Did you fail out of high school, or are you ESL? Genuine question, I don't know how you could possibly have come to the conclusion you did without assuming you're retarded or uneducated somehow.
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>>77195396
holy hell you are hopeless
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>>77195400
So you are retarded then, got it. I don't like to assume uncharitable interpretations of people, so thank you for confirming it.
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>>77195403
>tfw to smart to understand irony
you're one of those guys with a lisp who laps as highly intelligent because it's all he has, but is actually retarded, aren't you?
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>>77195396
Clavicular spent thousands of dollars on surgery and steroids and his strength is non functional, you retarded ass meth using nigger, typical inbred hillbilly fucking American, keep doing meth and getting mogged by caffeine users like me.
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>>77195259
This is how weed makes me feel except without the extra energy. It was the main reason I got high as the otherwise of that dark abyss was feeling giddy and floating on a cloud. Coffee used to give me the impending doom feeling but I got used to it. Wish weed didn’t make me lethargic, I always hear some people say it makes them workout more and better but for me it just makes me wanna chill and half ass my workout. I quit it a year ago and now it’s just tobacco and coffee. I will soon quit tobacco as well, and then it’ll just be coffee till I beat that.
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>>77195405
You still haven't explained how you could have possibly come tot he conclusion that this is an anti caffeine thread given the evidence to the contrary. Your emotional responses and avoidance only further confirm that you neither failed high school nor are you ESL. You could take the time to explain what brought you to that conclusion and why though, I'm open to it.
>>77195407
And he still looks better than you :^)
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>>77195416
Looks don't matter when you feel like shit bro.
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>>77195396
BROTHAH! AS FAR AS I CAN SEE! PEPTIDES, MOG AND SURGERY!
YES! AND ONE DAY IT WILL PASS! THEIR FRAGILE HEARTS ARE MADE OF GLASS!

FOR IMPERFECTION IS THE KEY!
FOR IMPERFECTION IS THE KEY!
TO LIVE LIFE WITH ANOTHER HAPPILY!
TO LIVE LIFE WITH ANOTHER HAPPILY!
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wow another 4chan thread where (((OP))) tries to get you to remove yourself
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>>77195662
I'm not trying to get anyone to remove themselves.
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>>77195259
Klok. Yesterday i watched a video about how starbucks is trying to trap kids by serving colorful calorie bombs, giving away gifts targeted for children and even going the extra mile to open a restaurant on roblox. The video also showed a fuck ton on roasties flexing how their kids were starbucks addicts. Even the lemonades have caffeine. One of the roastie posts pointed out she got her 1.5 yo addicted to starbucks frappes and how the kid would ask for starbucks for breakfast. Mcdonalds aint shit.
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>>77195259
*laughs in DMAA*
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>>77196017
Women and children can't handle a QUARTER of what I take from caffeine, but I wasn't aware that Starbucks was doing some calorie bomb program, this might be good for my gains.
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>>77197261
>I wasn't aware that Starbucks was doing some calorie bomb program,
Really bro? REALLY?
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>>77198018
I don't attend Starbucks often and when I do, I just take their large coffee and head out the door, apparently if you try to rob them, their safe is connected to the cops or whatever and the cops are told whenever the safe is opened, that's the only thing I know about Starbucks.
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>>77195259
I like about 90-120mg of caffeine in the morning. it's the sweet spot. then i don't really care
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>>77198998
That has absolutely nothing to do with my question. There's literally a zero percent chance that you had no idea that people were ordering this kind of crap at Starbucks and that this is what they are known for.
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Vyvanse plus sustained-release caffeine is fucking peak
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>>77199642
I knew about those sugary drinks, I just didn't know that they were called calorie bombs, I am autistic so when you mention something like "calorie bomb" I just envision a big sphere made of compressed sugar and protein powder, roughly the exact size of those big ass crystal balls that people do remote viewing through.

Like imagine pic related but made exclusively out of protein powder, sugar powder, and a teensy bit of caffeine powder all compressed into a perfect sphere.
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>>77201234
They aren't called calorie bombs. It's a colloquial slang term.
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>>77195259
Coffee is very synergistic with Rhodiola. should be taken together when possible
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>>77201505
Oh
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I drink about two or three cups of coffee most mornings, give or take. Some nights I'll have an energy drink, but I've started taking pre-workout powder with about 175mg of caffeine. That's not every night, though.

Anyways, I don't get jitters anymore, which kinda sucks but I also don't get withdrawal headaches. I should probably try and cut caffeine as much as possible anyways.
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>>77204754
Why would you do that?

Don't you wanna be FOCUSED?

Don't you wanna be IN CONTROL?

don't you want POWER?
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can't live with it for too long and can't live without it
I need to take a break for a few days but the withdrawals are brutal and piss me off
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>wake up
>don't want to live
>push myself through morning routine and workout
>sit to get some uni work done
>extreme aversion creeps in despite meds
>"good God, when is this going to end. Maybe I should make some coffee"
>prepare a milk, sugar and instant coffee concoction with 300-450mg caffeine
>suddenly life makes sense and I want to get everything done
An interesting observation is that the same dose does not amount to a significant effect when spread throughout the day as opposed to drinking it all in one go.
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>>77195389
You guys have successfully made the word "nigger" cringe and lame, incredible.
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I took eight 200mg pills in the middle of the night recently on accident. I still managed to fall asleep for a bit. caffeine is a bullshit nothing drug.
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>>77208220
Literally cannot force myself to do uni work. Sit staring at blank document / project for an hour then get distracted by something. I wanna try get on adhd meds but scared of dependancy on them
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>>77208231
4chan culture is just cringe and lame now. The irony is most of the guys calling you a retard nigger faggot are brown third worlders.
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>>77208235
Don't believe it, you'd definitely feel 1,600 mg of caffeine.
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>>77208240
Oh I felt like shit. But it wasn't that big of a deal in all.
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>>77208263
You just can't handle the rush.
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>>77208292
There barely was a rush that's my point. Even taking way too much it was just kind of shit. A cup of coffee does nothing for me. Maybe I'm just not attuned to caffeine.
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You know long term0 high dosages affect your heart rate right?
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>>77208263
Cool story retard
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>>77208360
I went to give plasma that morning and they turned me away because my heart rate was like double the limit. At that point I started getting a little freaked out. Fortunately I found some blood pressure meds which took it back down. But yeah lying there on the couch at 3am, not realizing I had taken caffeine instead of kratom (woke up and took it to help me fall back asleep), wondering why I felt so shitty was miserable. I actually thought at one point 'well maybe I'll go take the rest of it and see if that helps' and popped about 20 more caps in my mouth. But it occurred to me that hmm these feel a little different... and spat one out and then finally realized what was going on.
But yeah I did actually doze off for a bit during this, somehow.
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>>77208441
Cool story bro. A small white odorless pill definitely looks like this and comes in an identical bottle for sure
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>>77208737
yes, it's in capsules, and I had put some in a kratom bottle because it came in a huge amazon jug and I wanted something smaller
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>>77209078
Cool story bro, Weird how you keep having to add features to your totally unbelievable story and jump through hoops to make it work

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