bryan is an autistic ascended, good for him

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>>77196112
you forgot the updates

>>77196195
This. Getting a gf that's 18 years younger than you probably has some health benefits as well and they met in ideal circumstances (her working for him)

she looks like the female version of him, weird

>>77196672
Predicts relationship success. Optimal

>>77196215
heh

>>77196112
All those pills, procedures, makeup, minmaxxing, stressing over youth and looks... To land a chubby quirk chungus and have everything you've done disregarded since it's n=1 and also still looking your age except uncanny
Fucked up

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>>77196112
So, /fit/, how does our king fuck her girlfriend?

I hate Bryan Johnson so much, he is such a pussy ass bitch

>>77197226
Cortisol spike. Not optimal.

Any lewds

>>77196112
>brags about having a body temp of 95 degrees Fahrenheit
absolutely hypothyroid

>>77197250
"Kate's vagina dries and shrivels like tobacco leaf as she reads all this annoying bullshit I wrote. She has a headache now. She rolled over and farted on me to show dominance and is snoring like pig. It's over."

>>77196672
most people's do

>>77196112
this cant be real lmao
it's like a The Office skit

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>>77196112
Only love matters. It's over.

>>77198108
I am cringing so hard. I cannot imagine a woman in this entire universe who reads even one paragraph of this ass-kissing novel and her pussy doesn't become drier than the Sahara.

>Only love matters.
Female validation is worthless.

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>>77198108
what pussy does to a mf

>>77198108
Kino

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>>77198108
>warm embrace
He's talking about her pussy

>>77197158
he did it all for the money. he succeeded. the end

>>77196112
can someone explain the edits on this image? im not schizo enough to tell

>>77198108
this is gay

>>77198926
suboptimal standing form. he claims to optimize his exercise and health and yet he stands in a way that worsens one's posture and creates inefficient standing patterns while she as a normal woman nails it without thinking

>>77198923
He always had it retard, he's a nepo baby

>>77198108
As I read this my cortisol spikes due to how cringe it is but then my neocortex processes this once more and on further analysis the human specimen that I call "I" concludes that this is actually so cringe that it's funny thus leading to a release of serotonine. It makes me less likely to become depressed, elevates my confidence level and triggers a bout of sudden arousal. I circumhold my penis while looking at a picture of his wife. My neocortex understands her to be not mine, but my amygdala and all of the testosterone receptors do not care.
My penis becomes turgid with fresh blood.
I start stroking it at an angle of 70 degrees to the plane of my seat and eventually ejaculate on my stomach. Processing my hunger signalling and synthesizing a behavioral response based on the nutrition facts in my memory, my prefrontal cortex sends a command to eat it up. I have now gained a solid 7 grams of protein and released dopamine into my system. Time to close 4chan.

>>77198108
What the fuck are we doing my dudes?

>>77199163
he's literally just resting his head on hers you absolute retard

>>77198108
Mid puss legit does this to a mfer. Top shelf pus never captures you like mid pus does.

>>77199210
>he doesn't know

>>77198123
It didn't make me wet in my luddy but my eyes did get teary , wish my bf would write something as detailed about his love for me , she is very lucky and must feel special to him and loved

>>77198926
you have to interpret the angles to get the correct picture out of the picture

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>>77198108
The internet was a mistake.

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>>77196215
his son ate his cum

>>77199163
wrong the green lines use is to show interest/love, and since he is the one leaning into her he is submissive and into her more than she is sub/into him

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>>77200807
True but he still gets to fuck her every night and post about it on twitter

>>77199177
Extremely underrated post

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>>77199177
checked and heartily kekked

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>>77199177
>perfectly symmetrical digits

>>77200687
are you retired

>>77199177
Absolutely fucking blessed post from digits to content, ty anon

>>77199177
>As I read this
Did not read a single word maggot

i found a video of him asking some lady about her vagina size, because it'll be optimal for the babies health.

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>Bryan Johnson
>spend 2 million $ annually to look younger
>ask my dad who has never seen this guy before on how old could he be
>"idk 45?"
>still has wrinkles and looks according to his age

>Hirohiko Araki
>sunscreen daily and yoga
>age 65 on pic
>s i x t y f i v e

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The only exciting prospect is that he also got his son and his dad to join the cult.
If there is anything to be gained, there should be signs in the next decade.

>>77199177
lmao

>>77201767
Holy fuck. God bless that dude in the white jacket who came running and grabbed a big rock.

>>77201739
His stand lets him steal a little bit of youth from each person who cums to one of his drawings. It's called [EVEN FLOW]

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>>77201739
Don't let the totally shit-tier dermatology skillz fool you; Bryan Johnson's Blueprint stack is easily worth like $10k/year, featuring around half evidence-based anti-aging molecules, which represent maybe a few percent of such molecules with such evidence documented so far.
>t. eats many of his molecules and many others, giga-derma-mogs him

>>77198108
lol totally pussy whipped beta shit. she knows she’s got him on the leash.

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>>77198108
I would rather have gay sex with a male homosexual man than be this gay.

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>>77201767
>open the rear door, car
>I'm sorry, Zhang. i'm afraid I can't do that.

>>77203475
This is a gay conservative fantasy but what's actually happening is that you have a bunch of genetic dead ends that are mad that a goth with a fat ass won't fuck them. Or are mad that their fantasy of the 70s when everyone got a massive house from working at Joe's Pizza and a wife u can beat doesn't exist anymore

>>77203475
yeah that's why gov is importing slave labour and rapists

>>77204053
holy bad faith strawman batman

>>77204062
It's not a real argument but it's the truth

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>>77196112
I wonder how much money he made with his supps

>>77198926
It's a dominance thing, he's leaning into her frame, it should be the other way around. Ergo, he's a bitch.

>>77203006
I want to believe this, just like camwhores and pornstars absorb the essence of their audience. At least that's what /x/ says.

>>77201767
Holy shit that's terrifying, the guy who invented these door handles need to be in jail.

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>>77205526
>Holy shit that's terrifying, the guy who invented these door handles need to be in jail.
Rumor is Elon personally demanded that impractical sleek art-deco faggotry, which ended up making his Tesla mobile crematories much harder to escape. I'd probably consider getting a Tesla if they had normie door handles at least, but it's not as /fit/ as power-farmer's-walking your groceries.

>>77196112
Why does he need to shill so hard for this foid?
If dating was so amazing, they propaganda would be unecessary.

>>77205530
Post vody

>>77196112
Ew.

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>>77198108
holy shit, a tweet so profoundly cringe even motherfucking Tom himself is roasting him lmfao
Also as that other reply stated, this is significantly funnier if read in Patrick Bateman's voice.

>>77199177
actually lmaoing

tf is wrong with this nga
also that bitch is clearly a gold digger
and he can find something better with his money

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>>77196112
This just confirms yet again that most men are weak and do everything for pussy.
Imagine being 50 years old and acting like a teenager in love. Unless...

Guys I think the regime is working

>>77198108
I usually like unc Johnson but this cringe post serves as a reminder of his clingy autism.

Love is addicting and all, but not fuck my public perception addicting

So today I was at the gym and after finishing my squats, I went for the leg curls and there was a girl there and I told her if I could join while she was doing her sets and she said sure. And by the way, this girl a few workouts ago, she was staring at me, giving me the looks. And yeah, we started chatting and we talked a little bit. She was asking questions back and before she left, she touched my shoulder and said, nice meeting you. And like 10 minutes later, she, I asked her what songs does she listen to at the gym while working out and she gave me her air pod and I went there and listened to it. Do you think she is into me?

So today I was at the gym and after finishing my squats, I went for the leg curls and there was a girl there and I told her if I could join while she was doing her sets and she said sure. And by the way, this girl a few workouts ago, she was staring at me, giving me the looks. And yeah, we started chatting and we talked a little bit. She was asking questions back and before she left, she touched my shoulder and said, nice meeting you. And like 10 minutes later, she, I asked her what songs does she listen to at the gym while working out and she gave me her air pod and I went there and listened to it. Do you think she is into me?

>>77206197
fuck posted twice sorry, 4chan is lagging for me

>>77206196
>I listen to Adolf Hitler speeches over viral TikTok music. What about you? :3
Guys do you think she likes me?

>>77199210
leaning into someone when taking a picture means that leaning person is the submissive one

he is literally beta-orbiting

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>>77201257
beautiful

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>>77196112

Can I get a gf 20 years younger as an ordinary guy?

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>>77207052
>Can I get a gf 20 years younger as an ordinary guy?
Just be sure to start with a middle-aged GF b4 youth-trooning her, or else... picrel.

>>77199177
hope somebody makes a screencap

>>77198108
This guy is totally adderall posting

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>all that to look 60
LMAO
Real ubermensch do not even need to try like pic rel.

>>77208198
Your pic still looks 60. Im seriously affraid to become delusional like this as i grow older.

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>>77199177
Simply delightful

>>77200950
Doesn’t matter. Debasing yourself for or because of pussy is pathetic

>>77199220
That’s because top shelf pussy fundamentally goes to guys who have options

>>77206189
kek

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>>77196215
Anybody called out that bitch for being a gold-digger yet? Lmao.

>>77198108
This is cringe but it really do be like that sometimes.

>>77196112
Sex should only be in a marriage and with the purpose of having kids. This is gross af.

>>77208201
Holy cope, in what fucking world does that look like a 60yo man?
Low IQ or trolling.

>>77196112
beta male provider. The sex isnt free.

>>77196112
qrd on this guy?