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>finally got my first mire today
>it was from a gay black cashier at an autozone
welp
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>>77201538
that is 99% of mires. women don't actually give a shit about your body, just don't be fat and have big arms

gays are the only ones who appreciate gains
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>>77201541
Straight guys, too. Yeah, when I'm peak bulk and like 15% bf my arms are big and not even defined and I get the most compliments.
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That's a fat ass and a severe lordosis.
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>>77201528
>unweighted lunges
>>77201548
No it isn't
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here goes the thread where virgins pretend normal conversations that goes nowhere and a woman staring in your direction while crossing the road to not fucking die is a "mire" and means you're a chad thundercock
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>>77201528
some woman asked me to donate my sperm to her
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>>77201632
Deranged spastic
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>>77201597
>>77201628
She is wearing a shaoewear. If it was muscle, there wouldn't be any saggy parts at all. How naive and inexperiwnced are you? Can you, at least, see when a woman wears a push up bra?
Yes, such as naked would be great. But without those yoga pants her ass will be flat with saggy fat hanging from it.
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>>77201528
her ass crack isn't even lined up with the seam
what a dumb bitch
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>>77201632
you ruin every thread you touch
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you guys get mires?
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>>77201798
mostly questionable mires. what about u big dawg?
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>>77201674
You haven't been wity a women who has a nice ass and not ovese?
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>>77201599
Holy kek
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>>77201632
Stop ban evading you retarded browncel dyel
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>>77201854
who is this?
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>>77201868
the faggot constantly posting these
>>77201674
>>77201632
schizo rants
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>>77201868
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>>77201871
why isnt he getting banned? I see his posts getting deleted for the past few months now but why is no one doing anything about it? at this point I am not sure if he is even self-aware of what he is doing. not even trying to shit on him but he might be mentally challenged or on some kind of medication.
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>>77201674
>will never achieve the NATURAL look of musculature
neither will you dyel kek
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>>77201872
Lmao. What's the point of this bullshit?
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>>77201875
>not even trying to shit on him but he might be mentally challenged or on some kind of medication.
first time on the internet?
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>>77201878
nah there is a noticeable difference between the random /b/-trolling/autism and this kind of retardation. something is really wrong with this guy. I wish him the best, he clearly needs some help in his life.
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>>77201877
I don't know. It's like he blended a bit of early crossfit bullshit with that "supple leopard" faggot that just piggy backed off the early crossfit + westside rubber band craze. He does not lift but always advocates power-walking. again, some niche early 2000s-2010s bullshit. He fucking sucks and samefags in threads as soon as you mention the glute medius or squating.

There's also kekke, don't call him a trooned out wog or you get banned for racism. There's also a fag on a quest and he keeps screen caps of people calling kekke a trooned out wog but as far as i can tell its not actually kekke.

My favorite schizo is Mak. He actually lifts and hes strong but yeah he schizos out really hard and i think he gets banned for a bit and then comes back
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>>77201880
you sound like a fag.
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>>77201884
>There's also a fag on a quest and he keeps screen caps of people calling kekke a trooned out wog
That's me.
>people
only one schizo constantly spamming his neurotic nemesis delusions under virtually any post here. complete newfag behaviour. it's you isn't it.
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>>77201896
>neurotic nemesis delusions
>declares only one schizo constantly spamming his neurotic nemesis delusions
I love this place
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>>77201896
and you declared that you are the one that keeps the screen caps
>neurotic nemesis delusions intensify
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>>77201898
You think it's more than one person spamming the exact same posts?
>>77201902
I didn't make the screencap. Defending this retard only outs you as newfags too. He calls any slight shitpost that's been posted here for years "kekke spam". I'm in the right
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>>77201931
>I'm in the right
ok schizo
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Based psoaschizo shutting down the humblebragging failed normies
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> Random guy one day says hey i see you all the time whats up

> Weeks later "wow I wish I had a back like that"
> With arms like those I dont know why you even do biceps anymore

Other mires

> Girl comes up to me at gym
>Bites my bicep
>mfw having a hot gym thot gf is the best

wagmi
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>go grab a coffee in a self serve joint
>there's one woman in line before me, nobody else
>out of the blue she exclaims "wow, these really ARE large haha" as the machine pours the coffee into her cup
>just get my coffee without acknowledging her
idk even know what that was, she wasn't there with any friends who she actually wanted to say this to
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>>77201827
no mires to report
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>>77201942
>>77201940
And then everyone clapped
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only ever gotten compliments from guys
the other day a guy browsing whey told me i look like i lift "a bit" and asked me about the brands

was not thrilled about that "a bit"
why did he add that
my day was ruined
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>>77201896
Wiped his ass
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>>77201965
Lmfao.
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>>77201896
Yea, he gives it away when xhe says “but maks a good schizo! H-he’s ok!”
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>>77201938
cope more newfag
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>>77201996
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>>77201528
A girl I've been seeing for a month, although now I guess you can technically call her my girlfriend, said men approach her when she's out alone, and it pisses her off. But when we're out together, she said nobody makes a move on her because they know we're fucking and she's with me, and she likes that. She also said "I like the way you're built", and "I've been thinking about that bicep vein for a while", during the couple times we fucked.
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>Indian? guy in line at the local Mexican grocery store bank
>behind him chilling, waiting to send my mom some money
>he turns back, looks me up and down
>gives me a thumbs up and says "naisu bawdy" in a Japanese accent
I was confused by his ethnicity but it was nice anyway
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>>77202016
well what are you waiting for?
(if you're both white)
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>>77201528
I turbobulked up to 260lbs so I don't get mires anymore
>cut
Not until 3/4/5
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>>77201875
He is getting banned. They only last 48 hours and you can just change ip.
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>>77202016
>although now I guess you can technically call her my girlfriend
That's not how relationships work, especially not for her. Ask her officially man, with flowers. You some kind of fukn feminist pussy?
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>>77201956
> Anon cant fathom being in a healthy relationships or being nice and complimenting fellow lifters

NGMI
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>>77202045
>>77202075
Because we both met on Tinder, and we both had "primarily for casual, but open to long term" on our profiles, and I told her straight up that I was looking to bang only on the first date, but we were both surprised how easily we clicked and straight up memed together. I just don't want to come off as if I'm trying to lock her in a relationship.
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>>77202046
>260lbs
>Not until 3/4/5
I hope you mean 3/4/5 at least for sets of 4-6 because otherwise that's grim
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>>77201884
>>77201896
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>>77202046
>>77202150
It's obviously for sets of 4-6 and anon obviously means OHP/Bench/Squat. Right, anon?
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>>77202046
Turbobulking to 260lbs and not being able to 1rm 315 on bench is the most comical shit I've seen on this board today

How far off are you and how long have you been training for?
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>>77202148
Enjoy your AIDS, slut
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>>77202148
Anon, it pisses you off that other men try to approach her, imagine shes thinking you're casual so she can fuck them too.

I dont think that's happening, based on what you've said I genuinely think she wants to date you exclusively too.

Take the other anons advice: Ask her officially, take her out and be a gentlemen.

> Dating gf for a year, but we initially wanted to just be fuck buddies but also clicked extremely well.

> Asked her to be my gf after the second week.


Don't be a faggot just do it.
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>>77202150
>>77202154
Nope!
Price of starting from zero as an adult
>>77202163
5 years
not all of it benching though had some shoulder issues
275x3 is my pb as of a few days ago
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>>77201965
better than mine
>bro you have a good frame for lifting you should start doing that
t-thanks
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Some guy complimented my punching power when sparring with a bag, and I think some guys gasped "FUCK!" seeing me punch the bag as well.
That's probably as good as it's gonna get for me tho. Nothin' from foids.
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>>77202171
It took me less than 5 years to 1rm 315 as a sub 200lbs highschooler lol
Either way you should stop calling it turbobulking since you're just a fat ass nigga with not much muscle since bodyweight gigacarries on the bench press but you numbers are still low at that bw
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>>77202179
>it took less than a year when I had no responsibilities and was in peak physical age
not a flex even if your post is genuine which 90% of the time posts like yours aren’t
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>>77202179
good to know
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>>77202185
>16 years old is peak physical age
Wouldn't say that's the peak but me not having responsibilities back then is true
>not a flex
I don't think that it's a flex either, people just cope and overestimate how impressive or difficult a 315 bench is.
You see people on /fit/ frequently say stuff like "225 1rm bench is natty limit for most, maybe 315 if you bloatmaxx and have good genetics"
>90% of the time posts like yours aren’t
90% of those posts are from people in eternal intermediate/novice hell and people who say stuff like what i mentioned above
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>>77202202
Meant to say 90% of people on /fit/ but eh
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>>77202169
Yeah but I have asked her out though, we've gone on 4 dates in 3 weeks, each date lasting like 5-7 hours where we essentially just shoot the shit/walk and talk and then fuck later. I think at this point if I ask her to be my gf, it'll be pretty cringy imo.
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is the mire thread only for gym roidtrannies?

if not then I'll humbly post my story.
>was rooning
>female on opposite way
>she sees me
>locks eyes
>does the "bite lip" thing.

I thought that thing was a meme.
maybe I'm imagening things and she just had an itch there. who tf knows

ps: I fuckin hate these new captchas
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>>77202152
<3
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>group of black women tourists seeing the city
>I head outside shirtless and they see my pale white body and juicy pecs
>they start giggling and smiling
>I see them keep turning their heads and looking at me as they keep walking on
I love black women..
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>>77201939
>Based psoaschizo shutting down the humblebragging failed normies
what are you on about? was something deleted again?
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>>77202226
And they love us back
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>>77202248
what causes that shape?
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>>77202444
Read the file name of the picture
>>77202248
>>Based psoaschizo shutting down the humblebragging failed normies
>what are you on about? was something deleted again?
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>>77202457
>>77202248
How do you feel about the gluteus medius then?
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>>77202444
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>>77202444
Deception
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>>77202213
There's no way the SS would let a kid that young join
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>girl said she wanted to lick my abs
does discord count?
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>>77202514
Well, getting online compliments from mentally ill boys are kinda low on the pole but a mire is a mire.
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>>77202497
Watch the video. Her spinal erectors barely noticeble.
Is this boaed just dyel indians?
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>>77202487
absolutely brutal lack of shoulders on tennyson there
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>>77201528
>High school cashier dude where I work says I'm muscular and beautiful, I say thank you, I have a mental illness regarding it, he asked how he can achieve the same, I tell him prayer mostly.
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>been on a cut for a few weeks to get my hollow cheeks and sharp jawline back
>visible progress, only 1 week left
>go out yesterday to run some errand
>girl walking past me stares at me for a few seconds and then walks staring at her feet
>this happened several times
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>>77201548
You're wrong both times. Impressive
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>>77202579
>What a fucking subhuman...wait this guy looks like he's on fent better run away
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>>77202148
Nigga she wants you to claim her. Women talking about how they get hit on is one of the most obvious signals.
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>>77201599
>girls wear tight clothes for mires
>WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS???
>guys work out and shoot roids for any small mire
>heh, look who got a mire today. jealous?
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>>77202767
t. Powershitter
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>multifront schizo war derailed the mire thread
lol
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>the thicc stacy got on the machine next to mine

oh yeah she wants me
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My mom said my arms were looking nice
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Kek the archive screenshot schizo got buried
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>doing a 3pl8+ diddly
>zoomers next to me doing arnold press
>they stop their set and watch me during my lift
Hope I inspired those little niggas
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>>77203065
>unironically boasting about 3pl8 deadlift
You inspired them laughter
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>>77203080
Never said it was just said the zoomers were impressed. Everyone's got to start somewhere and I don't think they're lifting 2pl8s
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>>77203084
They stopped to laugh
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>>77202202
Not OP but I’m 30 years old and started working out last year. The program I’ve been doing used to take me 50min when I was 23 now it takes me 2hrs. Also been 11 months and can only bench 215 for 5. You’ll get old too. The energy decrease affects us all
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>>77201528
Two people have said I looked like clav. My arch rival in basketball, and my mom who was watching the news and said this guy looks like you
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>>77201528
At work
>female coworker needs heavy boxes moved
>another male coworker couldnt do it
>female coworker walks up to me
>"anon i need someone strong to load this in the truck"
Gf mire
>gf is obsessively groping my arms when fucking
>after sex she comments on how much she loves grabbing my arms when we are banging because im strong
>gf constantly telling me i have a great ass and thats weird because all men have flat asses
>she spanks my ass at every occasion and insists on washing it for me when we are in the shower
No, she doesnt want to peg me or finger me, shes scared even of regular dildos.
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>>77203167
I forgot a gf mire more
>gf looks at my chest all the time
>starts jokingly touching it ans groping it while laughing as a joke
>now she just shamelessly licks it any time im shirtless
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>>77202148
Short but open to long term basically means "im desperate for attention". I always rejected those women. Also, they all looked like psychos in their pics
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>>77203167
simp
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>be fat as hell but tall
>lose 50 lbs and start working out
>no longer obese, some visible muscle
>workin construction last week
>pull up to a new site
>met the builder a few times before, knows my dad
>old dude who's done nothing but build houses his whole life
>go say hi to him
>compliments me on the loss
>turn around to get to work, he starts talking to my boss, hear him call me a stud

Its the little things in life, there's something about old man mires that feel nice. Makes me feel like I'm a kid again when my grandpa would call me cowboy.

Also ran into a guy I knew from high-school like 2 weeks ago and he was floored, called me jacked and asked for dieting tips. Felt good.
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>>77201942
Should have asked if coffee is good for you
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>>77201528
It's always the same guy that creeps on women in public that are out of his league. I briefly dated a 10/10 gym baddie. It was a fucking barrage of these white guys that all look like they grew up in Pittsburgh and never changed their wardrobes since high school.
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>>77201541
>big arms
All you need. Maybe a shapely butt too.
When her little hands run up my triceps and I flex them and she tries to squeeze them. My dick goes ultra diamond.
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>>77202206
girls always say something for a reason anon. the fact that she brought up being safe in public with you means she already thought about being in relationship with you and starting a family/career together.
now its about making it happen without fucking up the image she has of you in her head.
asking her out in dumb when in CY its all about situationships.
does she sleep over and stay long the next day?
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>>77202206
Don't take dating advice from an incel forum. Trust your instincts that already brought you further than 99% of anons here. You have to be insane to take anything on here serious
>Verification
>not
>required
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>>77203167
>>"anon i need someone strong to load this in the truck"
THis is not a mire, just a simple manipulation and you fell for it, simp
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>>77201541
I tend to agree, but I ain’t a cocksucker and sometimes if I get along with a dude in the gym I will tell him if he looks good.
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I became fat now but -20kg ago and i wore tighter shirts, i used to get looks from women or smiles as i walked by. But my coworkers and people i knew treated me worse.
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>>77201798
You'll know you've made it(or at least know you're on your way) when you start getting them from normies.

>>77201827
They may be real. I didn't realize what they were for a LONG time. But I've gotten enough to know when it's real.
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>>77204931
thank you for the kind words, anon. may mires continously come to you. WAGMI.
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>tfw too untrained in girls to know if girls are mirin in the gym or I just caught them looking around the gym at that moment

kinda sucks not knowing definitively
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>>77204990
if they take a double look at you or glance at you multiple times, that's usually a dead giveaway. there's something about being checked out that's instinctive, once you notice it, your instinct would know it's a mire but you may lack the experience to recognize it, regardless, you would know it's different.
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>>77201884
There's also moxyte, a flabby vegan redditor who got so tired of people calling him out that he created a fake "ketoschizo" persona to strawman
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>>77201798
i would if i left my mommies house. I know girls have cooties though so i lift in my homegym and run on my treadmill and maybe swim out back during summer to avoid them, my mommy gets all my groceries as well so its all here.
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>>77201528
>>77201528
Mires thread? Aight.
>Be me
>Be angry and depressed
>Go to a local convi to buy tobacco
>ct3.14 cashier looks at me strangely when she notices me
>Maintain eye contact for way too long because autism
>Also because got confused by her initial reaction and I am desperately trying to read her pokerface
>Way way too long
>Visible discomfort
>Start using my strange tryhad voice because forgot how to speak for a bit there
>She doesn't know what she has in stock
>Propose that I will just get one bag from each brand to avoid her the hassle
>Brilliant idea. It should ease here nerves haha right?
>Suddenly she start shaking uncontrollably
>I did not mean for it to sound like this
>Unable to scan the packages because shaking too much
>Tell her to calm down in my deep masculine calming voice
>For some reason, it has the opposite effect
>Finally get scanned, pay and say my goodbyes
>The girl doesn't even say anything back
>Just sort of stumbles sort of runs away cowering, like people in intense shock sometimes behave
>Leave the shop

I chose to count this one as a mire.
Better to think of it like this than to worry needlessly like the last time.

Coincidentally, I found her behavior arousing, especially after mentally making sure she is safe and there's not a robber hiding behind the counter or some strange shit like that. Girl just couldn't handle my powerful masculine dark triad fat bastard chad village rapist energy, simple as.
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>>77205439
kek
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>at home depot picking up some lumber for new deck.
>loadan it into my truck
>old lady in a truck next to me trying to load a pallet of planter soil into her pickup
>"hi big fellah can you help me load this dirt into my truck?"
>"NO"

I get in my truck and drive away. Mired hard as fuck.
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>>77205554
That just means you look easy to take advantage of and use for errands
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>complimented on my huge pregnant like belly
>lost 20 lbs last year but the belly has grown
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>>77205574
I said no. kek
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>>77201528
>yesterday
>get out of work
>walking to car to pick up gf
>downy girl and her mom walking down the street
>downy girl twists her head to look at me
>i walk by her mom
>downy girl grunts "UHH I WANNA EAT CHU" (phrase that in my language basically means i want to fuck you)
>mfw
D-d-did i make it? Does this count as being catcalled?
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>>77203205
topkek
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>>77205554
kek
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>>77205554
Are you a blackie?
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>>77201528
What a fucking weirdo. Pervert. Staring her up and down like that. Is she a painting or a movie or something similar or what? I swear to goth most men are fucking disgusting piece of shits. I am literally so fucking angery right now i want to
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>>77206174
Nope, old bitch can ask staff to help load her truck it's their job and I got shit to do.
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>>77205239
This
>>77204990
Women speak their attraction through nonverbal cues that they can't help (most of the time). Classic dead giveaway is the flipping of the hair to expose whatever side of her neck/shoulders is closest to you. Yesterday I made eye contact with a girl in the middle of mirin and she tilted her head completely upward and squinted slightly like she was looking at something on the ceiling, and then turned her head the other way. Thought it was cute. I love catching girls doing shit like that that I would lowkey be embarrassed getting caught doing.
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>>77206237
I'm totally with you on this matter because I remember an Anon was asked by some workers to help them move heavy furniture when he walked past them, and his back got hurt in the process, totally not worth it.the
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>>77206237
I completely agree with you on this matter. I remember an anon shared a story about him being asked by some worker to help them move some heavy furniture when he walked past them because he's a strong fella, and his back got hurt in the process, totally not worth it.
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>>77201528
Crazy how that outfit designed to sexualize her and draw attention drew his attention. Who would have thought?
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Getting some groceries at the local bashas
I've had quite a few mires from hot little school chicks, teenies and young twentysumthings
But I was conditioned to not pick up on it.
> pushing my cart through the sweets candy n cereal isle.
> a young manga looking chick in shorts sees me coming, immediately bends over ass pointed at me, she's looking at bottom rack
> another girl comes from behind me ( was she following me? ) and slaps girls asscheek. The one stands up and says You were supposed to go like this and does one finger sliding up a asscrack motion.
>the other girl laughs and says no it's supposed to be like this and like two fingers slightly hooked and her thumb doing small circles like she was rubbing her freinds butthole while doing her vag.
>they both smile and laugh as I go by their eyes peeking at me.
And
> one time I was being autistic putting groceries on check out counter, the one with the rotating tray.
> I'm pitching stuff from cart with left hand into my right hand three feet away, like I was a juggler.
> actually in my mind it was like a old 70s Kung fu movie where the protagonist has improved his training by doing chores improving strength, stamina, agility etc.
>so I'm tossing things hand to hand and right hand plopping them on counter, yeah I'm a circus freakshow.
The cashier is a hot young girl nice makeup, pretty face nice shape fit body.
She's saying something to me but I can't hear her because she's sort of mumbling at me while I'm playing 7 Chambers of Shaolin in my head.
What?
>you don't *mumble mumble mumble * works
Hunh?
> mumble mumble throw mumble mumble mumble cart mumble works
I'm still doing my juggling thing not even watching my hands toss things to each other.
What are you saying?
>irritated voice You Don't Have To Throw Things On COUNTER the grocery counter carousel is WORKING, Just put your groceries down YOU DON'T HAVE TO THROW THEM TOWARDS ME
I laughed abit, she got red faced. She always talks to me now and smiles big.
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>>77201538
The most mires I get are from gaggles of drunk gypsy women in parks at night, anon. Gypos are like our version of blacks, I guess.
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i think that my granny aunt molested me 2 days ago
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>>77203549
I have recently noticed this. A lot of dudes in my life, be it coworkers, acquaintances, or even my brother have been getting passive aggressive and generally feminine with me. Meanwhile, the women of all ages are nicer than ever.

At this point, I hugely respect any guy who compliments me (as I often do to others) or at least doesn't act like a jealous, passive aggressive bitch.
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>>77205660
>lost weight but the belly grew
You should probably get yourself checked for parasites, anon. That or food intolerances.
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A male coworker who is jacked asked if I started working out this morning. First time someone noticed.
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>>77207402
Romani girls or uk 'Irish' gypos (pikeys)?
>>77201541
This. I've done extensive research on women (gf's included) and I understand that they just ain't visual like us in that way. I guarantee that not a SINGLE woman exists that pays for feet pics on only fans.
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Don't know if it counts but my coworkers sometimes grab my pecs and say "You go to the gym just to work on those boobies don't you nigga?". I take it as a compiment.
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>>77203236
Hey buddy if the whore is going to put on a show for free I'm gonna watch. My eyes go wherever they like.
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>>77208351
Tbf foot shit is pure mental illness
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>>77208351
>>77208485
I dont think its visually attractive so much as men who have the fetish are simps and wish to worship her feet. its a sign of submissiveness in males. its not sexual as it is appealing for him to be her slave and little bitch. feet are not sexual, theyre just there.
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>>77208351
This is only my experience but women have minimum criteria rather than "the bigger the better" sort of preferences like many men. To max yourself out physically in the eyes of women you only need to be moderately lean and moderately muscular, past a certain point the returns diminish rather sharply. I guess the male equivalent of this would be a woman's weight, exceedingly few men like fatties, but as long as a woman isn't fat, the returns diminish quite sharply, possibly tipping over into "uuh, yeah, no" territory if a woman is too thin, with "not too thin, not too thick, but curvy in all the right places" being the most universally attractive female body type.
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>>77208351
>>77208508
>>77208504
>Women dont have foot fetish that means they dont want the tallest guy and biggest dick around
Kek this is some nuclear grade copium
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>>77208510
Women's attraction doesn't work like ours does, it's a lot more context-sensitive and dependent on a variety of variables. The hardliner lookism shit is just projecting how the male libido works on women.
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>>77201528
>Go to gym at night because I'm autistic and hypochondriac and there are less people
>Night gym worker is a gay guy who is always awkwardly looking at me and tries to make conversation when I arrive and leave
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>>77208520
>I'm autistic and hypochondriac
That's far-fetched.
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>old lady blatantly hitting on me in front of my bros
>act flattered, and politely decline her advances
>she says, "honey, I might be 70, but these titties are only 30"
>still decline

For context, I'm a firefighter/paramedic and old ladies are notoriously horny towards us. This is a true story that took place in the back of a Rescue (ambulance). There are many like it, but this one is mine. Honestly, I've always wanted a gumjob, so maybe one day I'll let Meemaw slurp me up on the low.
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>>77208516
You're retarded, men would fuck any butterface or 3/10 if she's loyal or even just willing
All women are a monolith and have the exact same taste, the context is : be tall, have a good face, have a sizeable penis, have hair (optional)
Everything else is cope and proven by how this kind of thread plays out
>A woman glanced over to see my adonis sculpted figure and facies
>Ill conclude that women arent visual !!!
This is just your brand of contrarianism by bringing normie opinions here
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>>77208516
This is true but remember this site is no longer worth anything because it's full of faggot redditers who think they are being bad and mischevious being here, shareblue establishmentarianists, cock sucker feds, and post 2019 internet culture retards. The awesome controversial thinkers this place was known for have left. You are talking to npcs
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>go to fuck one of my FWB
>"you've definitely gotten bigger"
>didn't tell her I'd put on about 5lbs from going harder in the gym

>cuddling with cuddle buddy
>'you've been hitting arms more haven't you'

>delivering pizzas
>50ish year old regular steps outside, 'wow its hot out here'
>"yeah, if they'd let me I'd do this shirtless"
>'I wish they would' while locking eyes with me

If I deliver to her again I'm gonna take off my shirt and go from there
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>>77203167
>>"anon i need someone strong to load this in the truck"
Lmao if she's not your gf I'd say no, women can fuck off, we developed technology for them like forklifts, they can go use that
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>>77208547
Post body
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>>77201528
>visit parents for easter holiday
>corporate 24/7 gym so i can lift while away from my home gym
>do deadlifts on easter morning because symbolism or scheduling coincidence
>middle-age jeetess was on a facetime chat with someone
>very obviously points her screen/camera at me as she walked by
i finally understand the experience the foid /fit/fluencers fake for rage clicks
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>>77208567
So you're schizophrenic got it
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>>77208572
Your turn
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>>77208578
You've already proven to be a skinnyfat DYEL i win via disqualification
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>>77208586
wiped his lil brown zoomerito ass
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>>77201798
I consider my mom seething at my muscle as a mires.
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>>77208504
As I said. Mental illness.
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>>77205554
Based
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>>77208510
delusional turd, that had nothing to do with my post
(you)
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He's gotta be at least 60 years old. Respect. https://youtu.be/dcGp_Ap5wCI?si=51kjKkgOWEuhSaLD&t=1607
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Not me but
>be me
>day off
>Go to gym when I'm normally at work
>2 women enter
>manlier voices than half the guys
>Talk to them between sets
>They both police
>Mid 40s
>they train super hard
>Machines and some compound lifts
>2hrs later still going hard
monsters, on roids but still working out hard. Nothing but respect for them.
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>>77209126
imagine a threesome with them, hnnnnnnggggghhh
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>>77209126
Police on roids?

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