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Anyone use one of these? They're said to break up fat using ultrasound and heat that then gets flushed through your system. For some reason ads for them have been showing up a lot lately!!!FACT!!!
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Just eat less if you want to lose fat
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>>77207076
>Just eat less if you want to lose fat

I know but I was just curious!!!FACT!!!
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>>77207070
>They're said to break up fat using ultrasound and heat that then gets flushed through your system
Flushed through where?
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>>77207070
Another bullshit. Flushed out how exactly? The only way to get rid of fat is to either burn it with diet and/or exercise or have it surgically removed. Do people really expect to somehow put a vibrating wand to their fat ass and piss out literal adipose tissue later?
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>>77207070
It's theoretically possible the same way cold sculpting is possible it's highly improbable that this machine here can do that. Also you probably have to be fasted for it to work at all. Getting fat to uncouple is not hard it does it all the time shuffles it around and then couples it again somewhere else.
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>>77207070
it works but increases inflammation
I know for a fact as I thought my boomer mum was getting scammed when she talked about this but she unironically slimmed down her underarms quite a bit. not massively but like 1"
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>>77207070
>Falling for chinese as seen on tv ultra sound fat burners in fucking 2026
Holy shit how old are you ???????
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>>77207287
Lifting weights increases inflammation
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>>77207287
>I know these increase inflammation because I thought my mom was getting scammed.
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Inflammation is the most commonly misused buzzword in shitness and diet spaces ever, nothing comes close
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>>77207070
Nigger, you're retarded
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anything to avoid proper diet & exercise, eh fatty?
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>>77207372
>anything
You have no idea how bad it gets

And yes, this is exactly what you think it is. It's a tube that goes from your stomach into the toilet. And after you eat, you turn it on and it empties your stomach into the toilet.
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People will do anything except eat less.
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>>77207308
>>77207309
inflammation, learn the word boys
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>>77207545
Fatties especially
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>>77207557
Explain what you think the point of my post was.
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>>77207589
harboring inflammation? sorry youre very vague in your meaning
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>>77207601
I don't know how you could miss the point of the post when I literally attached a picture with the definition of non-sequitur.
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>>77207603
dude you're an adult i presume
imagine inflammation isnt real???
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>>77207606
We're just talking past each other, I suppose, so I'm not going to respond further.
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>>77207607
??? everyday reading comprehension goes lower here, fucking insane. getting tired of responding to low effort retards
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>>77207070
lmao 4chan incels will do anything except diet, exercise and say hello to a girl.
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>>77207308
I don't even know what inflammation is. it's like when your joints inflate but also feels like it's burning?
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>>77208379
Nowadays men blame all their problems on "inflammation" the way women blame them on "toxins"
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>>77208379
As used in fitness and diet discussion, it's meaningless since it's normally an umbrella term for your body's REACTION to x or y, it's almost like a quarantine to prevent the limn or organ from receiving further stimuli
Exercise causes inflammation the same way consumming seed oils does, trying to reduce inflammation is stupid because it's basically just your immune system response most of the time when it's benign and you're worsening the symptoms without doing much about the root cause
When you hear x or y compound is anti inflammatory it's almost always guaranteed to either just temporarily deal with symptoms or is so inflammatory itself that it overtakes the other response
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>>77208437
To draw a parallel, it's the same way everyone babbles about cortisol or estrogen when they're both neuro protectors that actually prevent you from becoming psychotic
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>>77208437
thanks. I feel like I'm ready to dunk on normies now
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>>77207459
Why not just cut the middle man and throw your food straight into the trash? Oh yeah the weak willed butter golems love stuffing their faces.
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>>77207086
bellybutton
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>>77207459
I saw this shit long ago and it looks like its taken from the scorn game or something. Jesus fucking christ. Just dont eat or at least try some questionable compounds if you are a helpless lazy retard.
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>>77208870
I know, when it first came out I was like this can't be real

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