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Dude I'm farting literally all day every day. If I happen to eat eggs I'm ripping ridiculously rank ass like 20 times per hour but even if I don't it's constant.

It's so bad that I have had to start washing clothes 2 times per week instead of once cause all my underwear, pants and shorts smell of fucking fart.

How tf do I deal with this
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You have an untermensh gut biome. I would stick with eating nothing but meat and vegetables and see if it fixes itself. If not try aggressive use of probiotics or something
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>>77208077
Don't see why that's be the case, my diet has always been good and this has only started since I started eating more protein for weight training.
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Stop eating fiber. Protein is easily digestible and easy on the gut, what's fermenting is the fiber from all the other trash you're eating
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>tfw eating meat and fastfood
>farting nothingness
A you issue.
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There's a lot to rule out, but generally you should try drinking a little kefir daily, and making half of your plate for any given meal whole vegetables. Even if this doesn't solve your problem, doing so will help you in the long run. If you do not eat a lot of fiber, ramp up slowly.
After that, you may try eliminating types of protein (eg fish, beef, pork) to see if you have a hard time with one. Most likely a couple weeks of daily kefir will sort you out.
You may need to do more extreme elimination diets if none of these work.
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>>77208044
Eat less protein? It's not helping you build muscle anyway if it's passing through the small intestine undigested and getting turned into farts in the large
Like use your brain mate
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>>77208044
Too much protein - you're not eating raw eggs are you?
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>>77208044
If protein is causing you to fart that means it is overcooked and you aren't digesting it.
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>>77208044
>If I happen to eat eggs I'm ripping ridiculously rank ass like 20 times per hour
Because you are eating large amounts of burnt out protein due to the cooking process. I bet you're hard-boiling them.
You wouldn't have this problem if you consumed eggs the way nature intended.
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>>77209359
This meme you keep spamming has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of the thread or the question that was posed.
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>>77208044
Hey assjuice, stop eating all sugar and especially artificial sweetners.
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>>77209749
Fix your bot. Its making totally unrelated replies.

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