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>don't like the head shape, spend three hours filling it down
>extend handle 3 inches
>notch the wood for aerodynamics
> paint purple
>post in the Hammer General thread, get called soulless
>use hammer to build something
>doesn't work
>end up using store bought hammer
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>>108054442
A common hammercel L
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Just use a rock
>completely free
>environmentally sustainable
>designed by god
>comes in all shapes and sizes
>some of them sparkle
>no expiration date
>if it breaks just pick up another rock
>great for self defense or war with neighboring tribes
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>>108056186
uh rock is lacking in robustness, integrates poorly with non-rock ecosystem, and is incompatible with rust.
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>>108056197
>integrates poorly with non-rock ecosystem
That's okay, we can just beat the customer over the head with it until they submit like Microsoft does with AI products.
>is incompatible with rust
This is a feature, not a bug. Rock turns into a weather widget when left outside (wet means rain, cold with ice flakes on top means snow, dry and hot means sunny)
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>>108056186
What is the rock equivalent of a nail?
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>>108057328
you

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