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I require webms of Chinese children dying

>>30206059
holy fuck, context of this? killer sounds russian

>>30206079
>sounds russian
Exactly
>>30206059
Did he really say the nigger word?

>>30205900
What was the plan here?

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>>30206079
2025 Odintsovo school attack. 15 year old kid went radical right wing and wanted to kill churkas (caucasus descent people, because they often clash with slavic Russian population). Went to his school with pepper spray and a knife, pepper sprayed the elderly school security guard and chased a 10 year old Tajik kid
>>30206084
I speak Russian, he said "Pizda tebe" (you're fucked) and "Nu cho huesos" (What's up cocksucker)


I still require webms of Chinese children dying

>>30206059
You can also see him pepper spraying the kid before stabbing him, kek

>>30206059
why didnt he run faster

>>30206088
They didn't wanna live forever

>>30206203
Short legs + chubby + 10 years old and scared, so he stumbled from the panic

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"He was a hardworking man that always went out of his way to help anyone and wanted to give the world to me and his family," Gavin Dasaur's wife, Cinthya ZaMora, told 13News. "He did not deserve to die this way. It’s such a tragedy that my husband was murdered in cold blood."

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>still no Chinese children in sight

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>>30206349
What's an anon got to do to see some Chinese kids getting run over by mopeds, cars, trucks and/or brick walls falling on them.

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>>30206360
I hate niggers

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Where. Are. My. Rekt. Chinese. Children.

>>30206295
This one classic, the one time a nigger listen to a cop and still managed to get himself killed

>>30206304
Based Blart

>>30206059
Fake as fuck

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>>30206563
Shit, looks like it happened. I stand corrected.

>bro I need some CHINESE KIDS CHINESE KIDS I NEED MANGLED AND TORN UP KIDS BODIES
Shut the fuck up you mentally-ill loser

>>30206088
Born to lose,
Live to win

>>30206195
as soon as I heard the farting I knew that was chuck berry. Heard the tapes on howard stern years ago.

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>>30206059
Fuck,
This is supposed to be a PG-13 rekt thread you fucking mongoloid

>>30206647
I knew it was Chuck Berry when the "CHUCK BERRY" text appeared two seconds in, you fucking faggot retard.

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>>30206294
SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEET

>>30206653
I was wondering WTF happened and then I read the filename. That's fucked lol but what the hell was his plan in the first place.

>>30206302
Eat led bloody bitch bastard

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>>30206304
Kek
Based tuby cop. Fuck skaters and fuck argenfaggots (with no islands to claim LMAOOOOOO)

>>30206317
Nerve gas

>>30206335
That nigga dead

>>30206674
>1747098410559.webm
If you should ever happen to find yourself laying in the middle of a highway -- for any reason -- do yourself a favor and try to crawl or roll yourself off as quickly as possible. No matter how difficult or painful it might be, just fucking do it as quickly as you can. There's no time to dick around and think about it. Just fucking do it.

>>30206114
wasn't the stabber also a fucking churka himself?

>>30206295
I can perfectly picture the face of the cop as he watches the nig fall and just say a half aborted get

>>30206317
The fasted gun in the ghetto

>>30206647
ok boomer

>>30206317
>>30206681
Handheld neve gas launcher.

>>30206088
as with most of these retarded things, there was no plan, they just thought it would look cool

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one chinese child pancake comin up

>>30206866
I'd do the same. That kid looks like a faggot.

>>30206674
is he missing a leg?

>>30206059
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>>30206430
You need to specify "China rekt"

>>30206871
I have no idea why some parents in China just refuse to watch over their kid at all times

>>30206313
STRchads stay winning

>>30206597
he lifted his feet from the floor

>>30206059
I would've survived.

can't fake recoil niggers

>>30206880
work confuses all niggers it seems

>>30206676
elon took the wheel

>>30206304
the dicklet war never ends

>>30206114
What was right wing about him?

>>30206059
ginger hate black hair, they attack on sight

>>30205900
keked and checked

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>>30206666
checked.

>>30206195
BRRRAAAAAAPPP

You can smell mah fart

>>30206195
"I want you to play with my ding-a-ling."

>>30206088
that the guy with the flammable liquid bottle wouldnt spray more fluid right at that exact moment. what actually happened was the flame shot back into the bottle and basically turned it into a flamethrower, actually pressurizing the bottle and shooting the (burning) liquid out. without that, the flames on the drum would of burned out pretty quick. ever see those clips in bars where they are pouring more alcohol into burning shots and the flame shoots back into the bottle and napalms them? same shit

>>30206918
They don't in the west either; we just have yards and suburbs so they don't get smooshed 2ft out the door

>>30206304
>a child cries
>I feel nothing

based mall defender

>>30206866
kid was fine btw

>>30205948
i had to watch this on repeat, there is so many different things to focus on

>>30206918
stroller just happened to roll back and fall over the curb at the exact moment the truck was coming

>>30206304
Paul Blart: Skater Anihilator

>>30206059
>immigrant stabbed
based
https://gnet-research.org/2026/01/19/the-moscow-oblast-school-stabbing-understanding-hybrid-radicalisation-and-transnational-online-subcultures/

>>30207865
That's a child that was killed you fat degenerate fuck jesus christ what is wrong with you people

>>30207190
Story? Apparently the driver was going 130mph but that's all I could find about it.

>>30206661
BASED

>>30207152
Murdering minority children instead of the people in charge of making their life shit. That's how you can tell he was right wing.

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>>30207052
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>>30206866
Oh hell yea

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>>30207929
>>30206626
Fuck you niggers, you self-proclaimed moralfaggots will readily laugh at animal gore and start bitching and crying when it's kids. Some of us like animals more than people

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>>30205880
Nice move, how to get yourself life in prison when you could have gotten away with justified self defense.

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>>30205900
This one is a 10/10....hilarious. Love the fire/explosive rekt

>>30208048
He can always escape to China or Russia

>>30206597
Fat fuck hipster retard intervening for no apparent reason is lucky boyfriend kept his cool and didn't knock his ass out, too.

>>30207152
Most normie retards think left wing = international socialism and right wing = socialism but only for my race

>>30206269
What a quandry monsieur had found himself in

>>30207474
Looks like two of them were having fun

>>30206295
why do muttnigger cops not know how to act human or properly assess and analyze situations and apply basic rationale to them?
they know two things; repeat canned words like "get on the ground", pull out their guns, and escalate stuff whenever possible by being vague and indirect with people.

>>30206356
kek, BASED kid

>>30206339
I bet those chicks feel so badass assaulting this man 3v1.
Totally unfair he cant do anything and of course they wont face prosecution because 'muh wimminz'

>>30207929
TOTAL NONWHITE DEATH

>>30206597
Happened in Russia
Guy in red shirt is dead btw

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>>30207534
>ever see those clips in bars where they are pouring more alcohol into burning shots and the flame shoots back into the bottle and napalms them?
yeah

>>30206298
Was that a drum? Loooooooool

>>30208056
LMAO WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT EVER

>>30206335
an absolutely nothing of any sort of value was lost.
maybe some gas and bullets.

>>30207980
Yeah, because the left has never attacked the common man for political injustices before, like the BLM riots.

>>30207865
>the moscow oblast school stabbing
Ok im with ya so far
>understanding hybrid radicalisation and transnational online subcultures
Nigger what??

>>30208190
cop training in the US is mostly based on a 1950s training manual for field marshals. It absolutely has been updated and adapted by various states and this isn't a "their training is dated" but to emphasise that there's a core to their training that explains why most US cops behave this way because:

>It emphasises that self-defence is prime in any encounter: it is more important that the officer survive an encounter than anything else.
>Training methodology is rote, not heuristic: practice of a consistent routine over an adaptive one is more beneficial and effective for achieving the primary goal. It also allows training to be relatively simple and allow your pool of eligible candidates to remain broader than specialist training, which does exist but can be afforded to more specialised units without constraining your base pool.
>That any encounter with anyone is to be prejudiced to be hostile due to the potential lethal armament and cultural anti-authoritarianism of US citizens. ]
>Extremely strong focus on esprit de corps: It is your job first to keep yourself alive (so that you can enforce the law) and to keep your fellow officers "safe" (so they can do the same)

The benefits of this model produce an extemely self-loyal, consistent and self-supporting police force. In theory.
Practically, without even going much into the negatives (inflexibility to adapt, high cost of life to citizens, breeding a "us vs them" attitude etc) it's clear that the camaraderie aspect leads to corruption. It's also terrible for detective work compared to patrol which is why you see different approaches being taught like the PEACE method or Reid technique. It's also worth pointing out it's hardly like the US police are the only authoritarian enforcement group known for corruption, it comes with the territory but it is particularly entrenched there.

TL;DR: US police training stars from a place that emphasises their job is to survive first. Then they enforce the law.

>>30208190
Reminder that "being less than 95 IQ" is an actual job requirement for cops

>>30206866
Hate to imagine it could've been me. I used to sweep the sidewalk outside my family home when I was little.
>>30208048
love to see it

>>30208190
bait/10

>>30207730
>stroller on the curb next to a busy road unsupervised

>>30208377
Did he ever make a statement that left wing politics was ever not violent you room temp iq retard?

>>30208056
What a genuine fucking idiot. This goes well beyond a simple mistake or lapse in judgement.

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>>30206395
>I want to die wanking
>my moment of death entwined with a moment of bliss
>let's do it lying on the floor of the shithouse!

>>30208590
All of that screaming, and not one person stepped in to stop him. Just pull your phone out and record it.

>>30205880
>>30208048
The Toyota 4Runner driver got acquitted of all charges. I'll post the article if I can find it again today.

>>30208056
I saw a literal down's syndrome retard in the Ukrainian army load a mortar that had more common sense than this taco spastic

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>>30206059
Was the pepper spray really necessary?

>>30206059
This is fake, you cute redditor.

>>30208783
no its not retard

>>30208512
NTA, but fuck off. It was clearly implying the ebil racist bourgeois are the real villains and the poor minorities are dindus, instead of tools of the elite to replace the natives.
You're both just trying to make people forget the woke nonsense so your ilk has time to regather strength and try again.

>>30207598
How about you shut your bitchass up and post content instead of your asinine comments no one cares to read?

>>30208790
Lmao, it's super fake. Notice how the video conveniently cuts to black before the stabbing.

>>30208837
it's real you retard, people posted the fucking news article. just x out of this thread you mongoloid

>>30206339
GIWTWM

>>30208038
Then that makes you a reddit tier nigger and that means you should kill yourself

>>30206311
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>>30206269
wow you reposted every video from the only other rekt thread so we would see them all twice. cool!

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>When an Arab militia rampaged through Maryam Suleiman's village in the Darfur region of Sudan last year and lined up men and boys to massacre, the gunmen were blunt about their purpose.
"We don't want to see any Black people," a militia leader said, adding mockingly: "We don't even want to see black trash bags." To make his point, Maryam recalled, he shot a donkey because it was black.

>30208931
wow you're so heckin cool and unique using a name and listing your trips while blessing us with your wisdom

>>30206269
That's why you have fences with spikes folks.
Let the fuck stay there impaled until the police show up.

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>>30208931
How about instead of complaining you post some original rekt videos. Oh? You don't have any? Then shut the fuck up you presumptuous cocksucker!

>>30206114
Imagine being forced by your country to be that guy

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>>30208398
Well written explanation I'll look into the subject, thanks anon

>>30209145
wtf happened? How do you break down that much but still have your clothes intact?

>>30208590
If he really wanted to die he would cut his carotid arteries. He'd be dead in 5 minutes. This is just a emo fag making a scene.

>>30209207
Seeing him stop to pump it back up. KEK

>>30209228
Piranhas don't eat clothes.

>>30206335
That will teach him.
>>30208048
This was in Brazil, guy died. Girl received no charges. No sympathy for niggers when they get to be majority.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terrified-woman-shoots-robber-dead-14193173

>>30209228
I think this happened in Peru in 2017, 11yo fell to the river or lake and drowned. Then the piranhas found his corpse.

>>30209257
I remember this: a girl was dragged into the sea and the incel tried rescuing her. He was catched by sharks who refused to eat his horrible face. The girl somehow returned to the beach safely.

>>30208735
Horton smears a poo

>>30209285
i assume the clown standing over him and glaring with his fruity float wanted him gone.

>>30208611
You approach a maniac who is actively killing himself(with NOTHING to lose mind you,) and try to disarm him. See how far that gets you.
Fucking retard.

>>30209257
this is AI generated you moron. fake as hell.

>>30208614
as it should be. don't road rage if you want to keep breathing.

>>30208270
i love when reality takes over for the sake of a good laugh from our generous gods.

>>30206322
Based Area Defender

>>30209151
Thank you, time travelling anon.

>>30209533
Actually the last execution by guillotine in France occurred the same year of the original Star Wars (1977). They chopped a Tunisians head off and the peasants collected his blood in bottles.

>>30209341
Kek

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>>30209121
heres your girlfriend irl

>>30208931
Why am I shocked to see this schizo kike here?

>>30206322

What does he hit him with? I can't identify it.

>>30206317
Damn, this one’s actually impressive af. Nigga has a story to tell from this

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>>30208896
Reddit tier nigger? Or maybe you are an instagram tier normalfaggot who needs to stay in his containment media? Put on some gloves and handle industrial Chinese machinery, dipshit pussy, hobo in the clouds doesn't give a shit about you and this planet wasn't made for your entertainment, amerimutt christcuck

>>30206195
this video could be cleaned up quite a bit with AI tools. that would be interesting.

>>30208270
That’ll teach her next time to pay attention the next time the bartenders making her fancy fucking drunk

>>30209845
Axe handle I think

>>30208590
Context?

>>30209803
holy fuckin namefag

>>30209862
This is peak female autism for you. Women are selfish, psychotic sociopaths, and this is what happens when you add autism to the flavor. It’s not cute

>>30209862
>>30210019
This rancid deadbeat whore got killed recently lol. Good riddance.

>>30210023
Finally some good news

>>30208210
It's a porno retard. They're all getting paid and the dude is getting off on the whole thing

>>30208048
stop pretending to know where this was and what the laws are.

>>30205948
looks like the idiot in the car was just beeping the horn instead of braking.

>>30205948
at first i was only focused on the guys in the chair
I didnt even notice the guy in the baground being killed like a freak cartoon accident

>>30209280
It came off like a literal skull cap, horrifying

>>30208190
You go do the job then.
Let's see how long your subtle sensitivities will last.

>>30209896
Anyone got any more of these? It's so uniquely satisfying to watch these subhumans get gored by animals they try to fuck with for their own enjoyment.

>>30207865
>Qobiljon
I know niggers steal names from other cultures but that's a nigger name if I've seen one

>>30207929
Actually curious why do you care about that, you know every adult was a kid before right? and you surely believe some people deserve death too
>inb4 no
then you are wrong

>>30206344
dumb bong

>>30206653
You can see as he climbs up again his skin is slowly turning black from acid burns.

>>30208092
The boyfriends an overcompensating faggot

>>30206311
Classic.

>>30209257
imagine he starts moving LOLOLOLLL

>>30209280
>got it all off in one
nice..?

>>30210353
>T. Indian Low T

>>30207933
Not much to say. Don't ever walk in the USA, it's not a country for walking anywhere at any time outside of like 3 big cities. Stay in your car and never attempt to cross any roads on foot.

>>30206298
An African drum? Cultural appropriation!

>>30209257
dude found a nerve gas pocket while diving...
rip in peace

>>30206349
Is this real?

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>>30211116
>Is this real?
yes it's real

>>30208611
Why the fuck would I approach someone with a knife? Are you fucking stupid?

>>30206344
>those lifeless eyes at the end
fuuuck

>>30208590
qrd anyone? can't find any news stories on this,i'm assuming he died.

>>30210666
>OHHHH NOOOOER
Aussie accents are funny and I love how offended they get when you say their accents sound retarded to basically everyone else who speaks English.

>>30205948
she survived btw

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>>30206059
2/2

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>>30206686
Dont cry you argenpoor fuck, Trump will lend you some money if your cringe ass president do the dance again.

>>30208590
>hey! cut it out!
Kek

>>30211715
Can you explain what your post has to do with the one you're replying to? Or did you reply to the wrong post by mistake?

>>30209285
>get tired out from swimming
>decide to take a nap underwater
>some asshole chink lifts you out

>>30211245
so many questions

>>30207764
kek

>>30206059
this guy only did what everyone else would, secretly wants to, and is too much of a pussy to. and so you are stroking to it on video now. lol. the kid was so innocent, nah, the kid started it. ran away, and would continue this trend all the way to adulthood likely being just another btard. tragic on the surface, but really no big deal since btards are in the millions.

>>30205948
this is a very realistic accident but then again... moltbook only dreams of something so faceted and intrinsic as the utter symphony of destruction playing out here, and a final destination of where we are all headed

>>30211783
Uncle's too old for this shit bruv. His car is everything to him, my friend

>>30206114
whats funny is how drones are indiscriminate at what they kill and this is just a charade as to how safe you feel right now. Any country with the want to attack its citizens can simply drone target them and walk away as though nothing happened, no need to excuse themselves because its open to interpretation, natural untraceable causes or just another war casualty, does not matter to a drone.

>>30206269
desu he could just stop being a bitch about it and get off the spikes

>>30206295
no offense but the walk over there he could have had a couple donuts, like whats the rush

>>30206298
the honkey thought he heard the swahali drum, consuming ongoing blind hatred, just the subtle retarded racism that flows in your veins, the soul of the city, you breath and saturate yourselves in each others excrement for the kings amusement, marco polo of blind peasants in a societal swamp.

>>30206302
he instigated a fight and got what he wanted, driving around until he can shoot someone, now his tiny penis twitches before the courtroom as they congratulate him for being a hero.

>>30208590
https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/12/bystander-video-indicates-police-used-force-against-man-who-died-at-pdx-airport-saturday.html

>Emergency responders arrived in the ticketing area around 2:30 p.m. to find a man who was actively harming himself with a knife, and an officer tased him to try to save his life, the Port of Portland said. Attempts to revive the man were unsuccessful

>>30206304
he looks like george zimmerman the kid-hating variety lul

>>30206313
it took three licks to the center of his cranium

>>30206317
he looked fat enuff to push over and he played it like no one would ever suspect, boo hoo guys dont rob me im just an innocent chubby rastaboy

>>30206322
stepping into that squareloft is like hitting water

>>30206344
it would be really bad if she lived long enough to make this face in bed afterwards.

>>30206360
the duck served its purpose in fufilling the little apes bloodlust, little victories like that help it feel human. Its like destiny, why would anyone argue that.

>>30206395
this is what its like when my little french fry doesnt have enough ketcup

>>30206419
trains arent very good parents, but at least they are on track

>>30206577
when your apartment complex tenant slaps your booty

>>30206304
Mods = gods

>>30209274
Mondays amirite

>>30207190
>when pigs fly
i'd like to see him ticket that car for speeding, now.

>>30211245
Where's the Roblox version?

>>30208190
they are trained by the idf. i don't think i need to elaborate further, you get the picture.

>>30208048
you can always tell when a poster is a closeted beta who is so sheltered, they have zero idea how reality works.

>>30212143
Why did a lost so hard to this shit? KEK
Why is he smelling his ass?

>>30205900
nice, but the two teen idiots who light a guy's jeans on fire and the subsequent attempt to put it out by rolling down a hill and finally removing the jeans is a blue ribbon.

>>30211947
>tase somebody with massive blood loss
lol

>>30206664
they are chinese, they do not have a plan, they are like the infinite monkey thought experiment, they just do random shit until something happens and they can do so because there is so many of them

>>30208270
what if the alcohol just reacts to ugly ho's...modern solutions for modern problems

>>30210019
>being high on xanax means you're autistic
are u ok anon?

>>30212143
I don't care if it's AI, it's funny as hell.

>>30210023
how do you know?

>>30208590
he cut himself 6-7 times

>>30209140
lone shepard ringtone, very motivating.

>30208931
When are you gonna kill yourself?

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>>30211245
>>30212122

>>30212227
who r u quoting????

>>30206356
Agartha has a special place for him.

>>30209676
The video was the last public execution

>>30209145
when you see allah and he sucks out your soul cuz you are an underage child

>>30209151
not so fast i nearly wet my pantaloons with my quivering schlong, dear constable. hururhrur, i daresay his head popped before i was even protractably mast, yes indeed, the smell of blood not quite unlike your wife's dainty petticoat, Guffaw

>>30211947
This got me thinking, are there any police forces that have actually developed the concept of "riot gear" beyond the 80s? Police riot gear is only sufficient against sticks and rocks, pointy things can still create a big problem. I'm shocked this hasn't been remedied sooner, especially as riots tend to be chaotic, so spotting a knife wielder in a crowd might not be possible. I imagine you could develop a "riot gear" system that would protect the wearer from not only sticks and rocks, but also knives, machetes, and even arrows. All that you'd need to do is study plate armour from between the 14th and 16th centuries. Obviously carbon steel wouldn't be necessary with modern materials like ultra high molecular weight polyethylene, which already is sometimes used in ballistic armour, so costs and weight would be manageable, especially if these systems are only used on the "front lines" of the riot to insulate the less well protected police from potential knife attacks. The only problem I can foresee is obviously the gaps intrinsic in the design of plate armour to facilitate proper articulation of the joints, but if maille solved this in the 14th century it should be good enough still today.
>tl;dr: why don't police develop protective gear that renders knives impotent, in order to be able to respond better and produce a more favourable outcome in situations involving blades, as well as reduce the risk of stabbings during chaotic riots?

>>30209257
swordfish playing in the background lul

>>30206339
damn that's nuts

>>30206269
CENTRISTS! This is your mindset!

>>30210666
he got kirked mexipoor style

>>30211245
what a fucking retard wants his own nephew dead should be put in a retard home with his reaction time

>>30208981
Never ceases to amuse me that niggers have an internal hierarchy of blackness.

>>30211811
Kill yourself.

>>30208270
Women cry about not even getting hit by a car used by Feds glow niggers

>>30209845
dat pro-Trump GOON GOON

>>30206349
Get outta here with that AI bullshit. Dude isn't even doing that much weight.

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>>30212143
God I wish there was sound to this one
11/10 made me almost throw up laughing

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>>30212495
>Get outta here with that AI bullshit. Dude isn't even doing that much weight.

"everything is AI"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGGUhjd59Uw

>>30212382
It's not his real uncle is it?
he's just zoomerspeaking, you know Unc and stuff

>>30207764
>Automatons
>Not Bugs

>>30212610
"Uncle" has been a term of endearment for men that are senior to you by a considerable margin in many languages and cultures for a very long time. Much like how the broccoli hair you often see them sporting originated as a trend far before they were an itch in their daddy's balls.

>>30212197

/watch?v=sEsONklVFxg

News bit about it

>>30206313
and they cut out the ending where the stick boy was annihilated by the hulk you see fast approaching him at the end.

>>30209845
a large tampon

>>30212197
it recently happened and was in the news. shot i think by gang.

>>30212197
She was on some gang-affiliated bullshit and they finally got her ass

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>>30212553

>>30209145
never swim with piranhas

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make with the fucking laughs, everyone

File: Found a new dance partner.mp4 (2.1 MB)

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>>30212970

>>30209150
Holy fuck, first time that one of those vids made nauseous

>>30210666
Fortitude Valley Station, once a shit hole, always a shit hole

>>30206269
cant be that bad if he screams like this

>>30209285
How are chinks functional people? bruh my god

File: dance off you ain't shit.mp4 (2.5 MB)

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>>30212979
ngl that song is a banger
Dance party!!

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counts

>>30212970
I've never understood niggers' fascination with standing in the streets.

File: pueblo.mp4 (2.7 MB)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsUt5PcnkYs

>>30209150
Certified classic

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>>30209896
Careful nigga, you got the edge of an football.

>>30206871
Dang I'd be happy to help her make a replacement

>>30211245
>my car brother!!
Kek

>>30209207
if there was just a way to copy videos from one phone to another phone

>>30212233
Kek

>>30212233
Thanks

>>30213062
YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME ANIME WASN'T REAL

>>30213138
You'd be clueless as to how many countries have extremely retarded digital laws.

>you can't have a copy of said file (hippos_shitting.mp4)
>hippos shitting is illegal in Jamaica, so owning a copy of it is illegal >:(
>"What if i just record the phone showing the video?"
>that's absolutely fine, you can record whatever you want in public places and the phones screen which is coincidentally showing the illegal shitting_hippos.mp4 is coincidentally in front of your camera :D.

If you've ever wondered why lawyers get paid so much, it's because of shit like this, they have to soend years learning loophole dumbassery.

>>30213193
Can you show us these shitting hippos?

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>>30213070
just for you I'll post this little collection I have <3