>>8821685
>>8820031
Someone released something new right before the last thread died.
https://mega.nz/folder/v4hGiCTR#rbgMw6u9EKu1KLr6vsVV1w

>>8821685
>VAM
Unironically kill yourself if you enjoy Vomit A Mate garbage, straight up worse than SFM.

>>8821876
kek

>>8821876
It’s funny to me to see that trashy editor writing.

>>8821989
Lemme know when you produce something that isn't absolute dogshit lmao

>>8821992
You are our little pet without you here, it wouldn’t be the same.

>>8821994
You are the pet, I've been here at least 10x longer than you lmao

>>8822001
lmao lmao is all you know how to say. what a fag

>>8822035
And being a shitposting newfag is all you're capable of, what a retard lmao

>>8821686
Damn, this is their first work? Curious what else they'll come up with.

>>8822001
That’s why I know you’re the pet around here the most obedient one, and you fiercely attack anyone who comes close. After years of collecting scraps from your owners, you think you actually understand something now. Now bark quietly, please.

>>8822066
Okay now post an actual good HMV, I'll wait :)

>>8819321
Hell Yeah brother!
More crazy fx stuff like X please \m/

No one asked, but here are some of the good ones I've seen recently:
MentalDisord3r : BENGUGU LEGACY
MentalDisord3r : Definitive
MentalDisord3r : MiniMoon
MentalDisord3r : Sisters
MentalDisord3r : No Fear
SCP-SNSN : SCP-0005
dirt : Erotic Electronic
zzbusio : BLACK FEST
AgapiLord : GET BACK
AgapiLord : Sassy
JJulez : 25 Brain Dance
dabigwillyhaver : Aftermath
dabigwillyhaver : Chaos
dabigwillyhaver : Furry Conversion Machine - Kasdaq Edition
AgapiLord : Wavey
Shibui : NEW BLOOD
Shibui : NIGHT WALK
Shibui : SLUT BUNDLE
Shibui : THIRST MONSTER'S
Shibui : FLEX
Lilyfemb : Projet 11 - FUTA
XrPMV : GENSHIN 2PHUTHON
ben8830 : Holo BITCHES
kercec : ENEMY AND REVENGE HMV
BadassBaal : Fuck Your Rules
CyberHMV : Push up
CyberHMV : Shots Fired
Slutty Elf : Nasty
一库 Olaol : One More Time

>>8822125
Thanks, I appreciate your posts.

>bengugu HMV (w/ SFX)
instant download

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Pixeldrain had fallen...

>>8822231
Shitdrain fell a long time ago, this won't really change much, just make dead files die even faster.
Torrents and telegram are the only way to go.

Snickerninja uploaded a new HMV and noticed a new HMV website in the description: lewdbeats.com
First time seeing it, looks maybe a few months old? It doesn't have much, with a handful of familiar creators that have used it, and includes PMVs too.
No clue about download quality cause haven't made an account but the UI is nice.

>>8822354
This shitbeats site has already been discussed, I think it was the thread before the previous one.
Another garbage ass site to add to the massive sea of existing garbage sites.
We need someone to make a PROPER site that isn't hyper fixated on streaming garbage with login required to download shit, but instead a torrent oriented site, maybe with mega links aswell.
But obviously nobody will ever make something like that.

>>8822358
You should create one with the features you mentioned it would be really good

>>8822380
Yeah probably, it's just that I'm busy with so many other things. But it would be really nice if I could get around to doing it.

>>8822354
>male vocals
snickerninja has declined...

>>8822354
Just learnt that lewdbeats not only requires an account for download, but it literally paywalls high quality version...
Imagine, taking free stuff and paywalling it, after having done nothing to it lmao.

>>8822493
parting fools of their money is necessary for the continued evolution of mankind

Boycott all editors who upload to lewdbeats!

>>8821686
good job anon, if you are reading this.I would fap but currently I'm abstaining for a week waiting for a onahole to ship.

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>>8822512
>semen retention

>>8822189

same here, brother, same here...

>>8822512
what model? asking for a friend...

>>8821686
I liked it, I just thought that almost 30 second loop from 1:19 onwards was too long and repetitive.

wait! isn't Lilyfemb a bit gay?

>>8822556
lolico virgo

>>8822580
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

What's a track that you liked in an HMV, and that you've never seen used again in another HMV?

>>8822854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OkvA8x8F4
https://youtu.be/VekvOmjiDRs
https://youtu.be/rQhFbmBq7z0
https://youtu.be/rQLqDFGfDtI
https://youtu.be/jVj_EMT1OHk
https://youtu.be/_7-m3uJwoK8
https://youtu.be/Qy-qEd1MXB0
https://youtu.be/qiYOZnfw03I

>>8822859
He wasn't asking for song recommendations, btw you're gay lmao

>>8822854
I saw this nightcore version of a CashCash track in one HMV. It had the same title as the song (as far as I know), but whoever the editor was is missing from my records. I haven't found it listed anywhere that the thing is still online either.
https://youtu.be/hk_tbOzt5fs

Does anyone have the 2025/3 martoise release?
"ur2itfnwoj27.zip"

>>8822882
Not on my watch smegma...

>>8822870

Could it be this one?

[ToLei] We Dont Sleep At Night

https://hmvmania.com/video/tolei-we-dont-sleep-at-night/#/?playlistId=0&videoId=0

>>8822997
>shitmania
Kill yourself smegma

>>8822109
Working on a new one. 3D this time

>>8823043
Awesome, can't wait!
Post it here when it's done.

>rule34video is dead again

>>8823058
Same here, was wondering if it was only on my side.
Also SWZBHMV : 28.Wife S-L-A-P-S!

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/b8aJVmGBJa2

Is this another HMV that snickerninja is working on or just a short little one-off thing? Can't seem to find him posting it anywhere else except here (assuming this is actually his account on sankaku).

>>8823312
pmhaven

>>8823331
Do you have to have an account to see the video or something? Because all the stuff on his pages that I see right now doesn't have anything containing that song ("Brand New Bitch") IIRC. Even just tabbed through a few of them to make sure I wasn't insane.

>>8823340
Ah sorry I didn't fully read your post, I thought you were asking where he posts his stuff. You're right it's not on pmvhaven, it's probably a wip.

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>>8822997
That, in fact, is not it. But you posting that does mean that I missed another video that the song was used in. The one that I'm thinking of (which I don't have the name of the editor) starts with this on the first frame.

>>8823366
This one?
https://www.tnaflix.com/amateur-porn/We-Don39%3Bt-Sleep-At-Night-HMV-By-Unknown/video8621768

>>8823403
Yeah, that's the one. I've had it in my saved stuff for quite a while now, and I even asked the thread at one point if anyone knew who the editor was, but I didn't find an answer.

>>8823432
It's a reupload by gnetleman who used to reupload stuff lost during the pornhub purge. The name of the editor has been lost to time, known but to god.

>>8823436
I wish I had been saving shit back then. There's an HMV or two that I've searched for since that I've never found again. The fact that they were already orphaned videos on Pornhub by the time that the site changed its policies means that they probably did not exist anywhere else to begin with.

>>8823821
cringe

>>8823821
>Iwara will return in 11 months and flop
Not a good look

>>8822854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-6FsfdXbo

>>8824238
And what HMV did you see this in?

>MONTAGEM
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING HUEHUE OMFG

>>8824406
I don’t have a crystal ball, but for him to be this weird about the guy’s comment, he must be the washed-up editor with seven edits

>>8824464
>the washed-up editor with seven edits
Who?

>>8822854
This one
https://youtube.com/watch?si=KTVj3wc7gWds6blp&v=IlusQdHmqss

Favorite Joy Ride HMV?
I'm torn between these
https://pixeldrain com/l/1myMybef#item=38
https://hmvmania.com/video/rondoudou-creme-de-la-creme/#/?playlistId=0&videoId=0

>>8825573
Kill yourself smegma

>>8824708
What HMV was this in?

Anyone have rondoudous drum go dum faphero version? The link on kemono is dead.

>>8821685
i know this won't matter to say but damn did gooners and the term gooner ruin hmvs and pmvs. its such a lame fucking term and people keep using it and putting it in their videos. it's made them so genuinely cringe to me at this point. shit like porn addiction encouragement and blacked and a lot of other weird shit made by people completely desensitized like can we get a normal fucking hmv. every time i even see a hint it completely ruins any enjoyment of that video. anyway i know i know kys off topic etc but damn did gooners take the fun out of porn with their weirdness.

>>8825905
indians and phonk style editing ruined hmv/pmvs. now everything has to be adhd overwhelming bs

>>8825905
It's not even their disgusting habits, but how on their face they are, as if they were so special for masturbating. It's as bad as the normies who call themselves foodies just because they like to eat.

>>8825905
There's plenty of normal HMVs to go around.
What's a bigger problem than all the goon shit, is phonk garbage and the blacked shit with the equally cringe bleached shit.
>>8825902
Go to the faphero thread for faphero garbage, faggot

>>8825905
It's extra stupid because they just invented a new word to describe edging and then built an internet culture around it.

I am a gooner.

>>8825905
just accept it bro you're a gooner

We are all gooners.

>>8826080
Gen Z is a total failure and disappointment

So iwara is still down, huh... ?

>>8821685
https://files.catbox.moe/qy576g.mp4

my hmv https://files.catbox.moe/khcah5.mp4

>>8826689
>catbox for a hmv
>phonk garbage
>brazilian phonk to make it even worse
>no theme to the hmv at all
>no beatsyncing
>male vocals
>keeping all the original audio in
>basically just a compilation not a hmv
>compressed with shitbrake
>interpolated even though it's 30 fps
Why the fuck would you do something this retarded?
Nearly 9 minutes with a 200MB limit aswell as completely random filename is extremely retarded.
Upload to literally any other filehost like Mega or Pixeldrain and don't hypercompress it
Even if this is your first HMV, you should be ashamed for producing something this bad.
Who exactly are you making this for? Yourself? Because surely nobody with more than 2 braincells would enjoy this.

>>8825776
https://mega.nz/file/CzgxzBzI#c-gExXBaVaIzYeiy7GnlLsP9JUNfVOVUanQ_UCetO0U

>>8826689
>>8826695
Don’t worry, this edit will probably be better than anything that guy has ever made in his short career as an HMV editor.

>>8826695
Calm down, bro. I just dropped one clip and you already got rage-baited. LOL

>>8826725
you're welcome LOL

>>8826741
>one clip
How does 9 minutes of several clips make 1 clip?
>rage-baited
Yeah no you're just upset your trash got called out for what it is. Nobody goes through all of that shit just to "rage bait".
>>8826725
You haven't even seen my HMVs lmao, keep coping faggot

>>8826746
"You're right, i'm so sad, so mad about it."
That’s just what you want me to think. This isn’t my first time coming here either... I only stop by to read posts from people like you. Basically, posts by people like you are just about criticizing and trash-talking others; I’m already very familiar with those kinds of topics.

>>8826759
You're not convincing anyone lmao. Go back to whatever shithole you came from retardxfaggot99

>>8826764
Thanks for new nickname, bro, LOL. Next time, I’ll post another new clip... again \m/

>>8826640
I don't think you can exclusively blame Gen Z for this, even if they're the ones largely perpetuating it. Like any generation though, they're sharp and useful in their own ways, and total cock-ups in others.

>>8826746
I don’t need to see it just knowing who the creator is and their tastes is enough to know it’s terrible.

>>8826805
You don't even know me lmao.
My tastes? So disliking trash means I have a terrible taste? Then your taste must be absolute dogshit if you like garbage like that retardxfaggot99 shit out

>>8826810
Your taste is just your own it doesn’t mean it’s an absolute truth for everyone. So don’t think the world revolves around you

>>8826663
not synced at all.
source is hot and thats the only good thing.