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>>8823523
/h/ has been in great form over the last few months with one of our best ever performances in the Autumn cup.
We have started the Winter Cup on a high, smashing /v/ 4-1.

In 5 hours we play against /mu/ at 19.00 UTC and in two day we play our final group stage against /pw/. We are in box seat to play finals.

For links and more information please see
https://pastebin.com/F2QkQDxW

After this tournament the cup is likely to change to a 5 medal player format.
Please vote in this mini poll to determine who should be our 5th medal and also suggest new players for the next roster poll.
https://s.surveyplanet.com/qo7r9qch

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>>8823528
This is the current team roster representing /h/.
Can't Beat The Cock (Rance) and Ugly Bastard are our two gold players with 99 stats. Unwilling Elf and Masterpiece,1Girl are our two silver players with 88 stats with the rest of the team having 77 stats.
Sad Panda is our stalwart goalkeeper and Stopman is his understudy.

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>>8823538

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>>8823523
/v/ instantly losing after 25 minutes of /h/ foreplay

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>>8823541

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>>8823540
/v/ getting rape corrected

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>>8823543
/v/ couldn't beat the cock

>>8823523
Needs impregnation

Pretentious /mu/sicians need rape correction immediately

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>>8823528
We are up

Green conditions for a green man

MY WIFE SCORED

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Give her all the icecream she wants

>AIsuka scored
That's just embarrassing for them

>>8823678
Masterpiece

We're up and feeling confident at the half. Are we the ones going to get instant lossed now?

I scored

Good win. We're qualified for the finals. Next match against /mu/ at 17.00 UTC Sunday to decide who tops the group

>>8823691
>against /mu/
It's /pw/ manager-san

>/h/ made it
Maybe elves are okay after all. Also what is up with the Asuka player?

>>8823691
>/mu/ again
If only

>>8823698
AI

>>8823692
>>8823700
Yeah sorry, /pw/

>>8823523
Nice to see some bush

>>8823528
Vods?

>>8824236
>>8823528
We up in 4 hours. Link in the pastebin.
>>8824236
https://implying.fun/winter26/

It's our time brot/h/ers

It's looking dangerous

Where's my promised rape?

We're so back
My FVARKING hero

Feels like we escaped with a draw, but we got the group locked up

Rance is the king of chaotic energy of messing about with sudden competence to care at the end. Just like how he is in the series.

>>8824586
Somehow getting man of the match.

We are playing in round of 16 on Saturday

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MOTM?

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>>8824617

>>8823528
Up against /sci/ in round of 16 on Saturday

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>>8824626

>>8823523
Hahh? Don't make me laugh.
There's no way your sorry excuse for a dick could make me feel a thing.
Ohohh! Mhhohh!
Ah! Oh! Ohh!
Aahhh! Ahnn!
Urghh!

>>8823528
Knocked up your pathetic pussy real easy, heheh!

Hahh...
Hahh...
Hahh...

You're gonna spend the rest of your life as my cumdump. Your womb's gonna look like a worn-out rag by the time I'm done with you. You fucked around, now you're finding out.

The brat sorta looks like us, it's kinda cute, huh?

Huh? I mean, it has our genes, after all, heehee...

>>8823529
Hmmph! So, it's you guys?
The rapscallions who have been targeting we elves...

Heh heh heh...

Did you think outnumbering me would be enough? Foolish humans.
You'll regret this when my superior magic has got you begging on your knees, squealing like pigs!

Elf panties get!

Right, well, looks like our superior human cocks have got you begging on your knees instead, huh?

C'mon! Squeal like a pig as you regret your choices!

Mmm!!
Mmph! *squeal*

We're gonna have you pumping out plenty of "foolish human" babies, y'hear?

>>8823530
Whoa... it's tiny... *giggle* Are you sure you can manage with that?
It even fits comfortably in my petite hand... Well, try your best to give me a good time!!
I don't know if you really can, though...
Nnh! What the hell, this is way different than I'm used tOOO!
Hold on a sec!
Mmm!!!
Oh god!
Cumming!

Too easy, heh.

>>8823531
You still won't accept being sent to Hell? Well then, how about this?
[This might be a little harsh, but...]
You cum first, Hell. I cum first, Heaven. Well?

[That's insane!] (Not sure if this is him thinking the line, or yelling it?)

Ohh...
Ohh... Oh...
Cum... Cum...ming...
I'm cumming!!! (Written with kanji for dying, but I can't think of a way to work that nuance into the translation)

[She really took me to Heaven. Ooh... Cumming...] (Kanji for dying again. Also, "going to heaven" is a euphemism for cumming, which is probably the basis for this entire piece)

>>8823534
Could we hold hands?

Again?
Sempai, you're like a spoiled little kid, y'know?

Ooh...

10 years later

Mind letting go of my hands for a bit?

No way!

You've been holding them this whole time... They're going numb...

No letting go!

>>8823535
All that trash-talk and you still lost? Guess the only thing you're good at is running your mouth.

Grr... Why you...!

That really got you going, huh? Your face is burning red, that's hilarious!

Now who's face is burning red? And remind me, who's the one that lost after talking shit?

Ah! cumming! I'm cumminggg!!

>>8823536
What kind of things do you look for in a prospective husband?

Urban Woman

Ehh... things I look for in a prospective husband...? Certainly, I think it'd be nice if both his income and his height were on the higher end... And also, if he were a hottie, and the kind of guy who thought about me first and foremost...

Your cock! Ah! Ohh!
Ohh! Your cock, I love it!

So you don't care if it's an old man's filthy cock.. as long as it's huge, it turns you into this?

Aghh!
Ohh!
Cock! I love it!

In the end, what you love even more than money or looks is cock, ain't that right?

>>8825208
>>8825176
Thanks

>>8823536
Whore

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>>8823538
A few days after coming-of-age celebration...

Hahh!? Aizawa, you draw ero-doujin!?

Hey! Not so loud!

Acchan
Following: 258
Followers: 124,725

T-that's awesome! I'm really rooting for you...

Eh!? Uh, t-thanks...

I've got to ask, though, how do you come up with material for this kind of stuff?

Well, um, you see...

>>8823539
Just like this.
Ahn!

Her vice-grip of a pussy feels incredible...!
She's really tickling my fetishes...!

>>8823541
You wish to have sex with me...?
I am the Supreme Majin Hornet. Do I look like the kind of woman that would accept the advances of a stray mutt humping my leg...? (The usage of wanwan is a little odd to me here. The kanji spells out something like "inferior species," but he seems to quote her back as saying 'wanwan' specifically. As such, I've gone off-literal for the translation to work in some dog tropes)

>>8823542
Hahh! Hahh!
So that's... what sex is like!?
Hahh! Hahh!
Hahh!
Next time, I must... take care not to lose my composure...

Hoo... whew...! You call me a mutt, but with that slutty body, you're more like a bitch wiggling her ass, begging for cock!
Oi, Hornet! I'm gonna be making use of that pussy tomorrow, so when I say "heel!" you come to my side at once.

>>8823659
He underestimated the Taimanin. I can't believe a weakling like him picked a fight with us.

You're just the worst! I was going on a date with my boyfriend...

Don't go thinking we're gonna let you off easy by simply killing you.

Their very minds thoroughly violated, the Taimanin were completely destroyed.
As for the fate of these woman who were turned into mere sex dolls, it was decided that they would be auctioned off as living sex toys.