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Ugly dudes that you find attractive
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I fantasize with incel dudes that are too gross with woman that their only chance to loose their virginity is with a horny gay
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Specially those who tend to send unsolicited dickpics and are too easy to bate with a fake girl profile
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>>2687160
hell naw i never thought i'd see that atrocity on the right on this sub
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>>2687158
why do i like being used by guys who look like shrek?
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>>2687211
Would
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>>2687160
i fear this is me
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>>2687337
What the ugliest bastard you fucked
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>>2687422
Unkempt pubes, hairy balls and small cocks are peak
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I would gladly bang all men on this thread, damn.
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>>2687162
If this man is considered, by any standards, "ugly" we need to rename /hm/ to /um/ because what the fuck is ugly about him? He is lowkey a cutie. The rest of the thread, sure I get it, but him? No.
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This guy was made for this thread
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Every. Single. Damn. One.
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Saw a tiktok of girls being asked what guys they find hot, these bitches had the nerve to call this guy ugly. I don't think he is but apparently Staceys do
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Always see this pic posted. I think it's ai? The things I'd let these guys do to me hnnng
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>>2687787
Great beard so hot
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>>2687790
The middle three are making me harder AF. Guy on the right nice too
>>2687791
Cute face. Would
>>2687792
Fun facial hair would
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>>2687778
imagine the orgy
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>>2687776
>>2687777
fucking big dicks
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>>2687793
chest hair is the good shit
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>>2687791
Would
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I regularly get fucked by a fat ugly bearded guy and I’m absolutely addicted to his cock. I’m messaging him everyday asking for it and he couldn’t give less of a shit about me.
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>>2687990
Do any of these guys look like him?
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>>2688013
Similar to >>2687164 but fatter and smaller cock
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This thread makes me wonder if I have shit taste or this thread is garbage. The morepart of these guys are hot and id fuck them instantly if I had a chance.
>>2687793
Would so bad its Unreal.
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>>2687160
That man is so hot so big so hairy I would be crazy wanting to sniff his dick and his ass I would beg him. Where did you find him?
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>>2687990
>I regularly get fucked by a fat ugly bearded guy and I’m absolutely addicted to his cock.
I've hooked up with about 55 guys and I can say maybe two were objectively handsome. The rest were average or below average but I enjoyed their cocks.
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>>2687158
Dani West is objectively unattractive but I find him so fucking hot for some reason.
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>>2688064
This is sexy wdym lol
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>>2688064
Theres something extremely erotic about this kind of man. They're like an inverted kind of androgyny where instead of seeming in-between masculine and feminine, they're maximally the two different polarities.
He has androgenic traits (thick, dark facial and chest hair. Big dick) but also the curves and fat deposits that signify feminine fertility. I want to breed him.
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i'm ashamed to admit how much i want a man like this to breed me
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>>2688136
https://cinepornogratis.com/video/marroqui-maduro-gay/
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>>2688207
Not ugly. Would do whatever he wanted morning day and night
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>>2687790
Would get gangbang by all of them
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>>2688206
Too handsome to be in this thread
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>>2687162
>and with a rocket launch in the background
subliminals. this make knows what heis doing
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>>2687783
He could probably suck his own dick
>>2687782
He looks like he would call you a slur while fucking you
Would to both
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>>2687164
he's literally my dream guy
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>>2687789
I hate foids so much, if being gay was a choice, I'd still choose to be gay because I hate women.
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damn I thought this thread would have like disfigured guys or extremely weird body proportions but most of em are just normal dudes if not just a little fat or something
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>>2687422
He does have a nice dickhead. I love that shine, it's so inviting.
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>>2687785
Who is he? Need him inside me like right the fuck now
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>>2688068
My body looks like that and I've always disliked it for not being attractive. Only selling point was my face and cock
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Iam a ugly swedish fat cumslut and fucktoy ill be happy to serve dick for the rest of my life. Kik fredrikj8805
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>>2687163

Still pisses me off how I can't find these kinds of guys in real life, since most of them are hikikomoris or NEETS that don't leave the house.

i'd love to get railed all night by someone like him, even if it's just for a night :(
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tips on where to find men like this? I don’t mind a hikkomori online bf who never goes outside. I’m a black femboy troon is there any luck for me anons?
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>>2690580
I wonder what it looks like pulled back?
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>>2690474
H-H-HOT
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>>2690694
You won't do shit. You'll never contact me and we'll never be bfs because you're a spineless dumbshit faggot like the rest of them
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>>2690564
And I bet he would enjoy it so much, these guys are the real gooners, I want to be the first thing they fuck i their life. I want they to rape me like one of their plastic pussys
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>>2690733
Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or nah
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>>2690474
Post pics of it then faggot
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>>2690798
>>2690799
>post a pic of your shitty body so we can laugh
Kys
You're still a spineless faggot who leaves comments on porn vids "mmmmmm i wish that was me"
Kys pathetic wart. You're probably a troon too
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seek help
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>>2690860
Brown detected
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>>2687778
None of these guys are ugly. I would take all of them up my ass in less than a heartbeat.
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>>2690733
You can at least show your ass.
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>>2690489
Do you like Filipino twink tops
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>>2690957
I am not some cheap whore to do that. I like a guy's personality way more than appearance. O would love a kinky perv bf, but you faggots are sooo shallow it's so bad. I wanted a kinky westoid bf to come save me from romania but it never happened
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>>2690871
So would I but you know what they say about no loads being refused.
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I have far better experience with ugly to average dudes idk why but they love casual kisses so much
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>>2687776
Would suck
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>>2687778
their soil needs more iodine so that their necks don't bulge like that

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erham22 on pornhub
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>>2690884
I'm in love
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>>2687790
would love be left sex slave desu, chubby guys are so hot.
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>>2687792
Source?
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>>2687777
Source?
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>>2691382
God, that sweaty belly looks delicious, I want to lick it.
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>>2687163
Would
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Small bump
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>>2687790
Would all in one big orgy
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>>2687782
Shit, I want him
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So, I have a huge fetish for this, and I live in the deep south. There are a lot of fat guys who are either really ugly with no self-confidence or guys who are absolutely disgusting but are very confident and commanding. There was this one Mexican guy I would fuck around with because he was very confident and acted like a fucking animal during sex. He had a grindr profile that said something like, "Suck my dick and eat my ass. 6 inches is big enough for you. Be my bitch." I was instantly fucking rock hard.

He was like 5'4 and 260 pounds with a fat belly. The first time I met him, he lived in this really shitty apartment. I honestly thought I would get killed and raped there, but lucky me lol. He let me into his place and I sat on his bed. He immediately took his pants off and pushed my head on to his dick. Shit was fucking amazing.

If yall want to know more let me know. We met like 8 times. I also met with this guy who was in a wheelchair like Stephen Hawking.
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>>2687160
I have an unhealthy obsession with nerds like this who have average or above average cocks, shit makes me weak when I see them in public.
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>>2695693
Tell more about both guys please
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Just a real shlubby mother fucker
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>>2687422
God I've cum to him twice today, do u have more?
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These guys are way to hot to be in this thread
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I'll start with Stephen Hawking. I think he had some sort of Cerebal Palsey. I met him on Adam for Adam. At first, I thought it was a troll, but when I got a good look at him, I realized I had seen him around my neighborhood. Dick got rock hard, and I messaged him. He was a fucking kinky fuck. We had a talk about what I could and couldn't do to him. We decided on me sucking his dick, eating his ass, and tongue fucking his ears. He said he never had his ass eaten before so I was down.

I went over there later at night when his caretaker was there. Apparently, he told his caretaker, and he washed him up and everything. I got there, and he did a little wave to come over, then he used his like keyboard speak and spell to talk to me. He barked like a dog to express himself when he wasn’t speaking on the communicator. We chatted for a bit, and then I got to it. And I started sucking his dick. He was very verbal, but it wasn't anything I could understand. I knew he loved that shit, so I went as hard as I could. He told me to flip him over, so I did.

I started tonguing his asshole and he started howling and leaking precum. I remember him shaking and vibrating a lot. His hole keep pulsing so I could tell he was loving it. Toward the end I started tongue fucking his ears and he was in heaven again. I finished him up by jacking him off and he came in my mouth. I cleaned us both up and we chatted for a bit longer before I left. We didn’t fuck around anymore after that but it was a real good time.
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>>2696416
This guy is super handsome
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Jerked off so much to Girth Brooks and his massive dick. Too bad he's gay for pay. I need a guy like this.
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And the fat Mexican? How were your various meetings with him?
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So, one time I went over, he said he wanted to try out some of his kinks with me for the first time. I am big into being a guy's first time, so he tells me that he wants to facefuck me, sit on my face, and then breed me. I’m cool with all of this. I have him pull up the last time he got tested. He is all clear, so I am down to clown.

I get over and the first thing I notice is that he cleaned up his place. No trash around and it smells good. I was shocked because the last time I went over it smelled like garbage and there was trash everywhere. It almost took me out of it but I got through it. This was waaaayyyy better. He tells me to come in and he says he wants me to get him hard and earn his dick.

I start kissing him and he is trying to swallow me while he kisses me. He is kissing me like he won’t ever do it again. It is hot because I can tell it is desperate. He is sticking his tongue all the way in my mouth and is trying to suck on my tongue, and I can feel him breathing down my throat. He flips me over and is on top of my with all his weight. At this point he gets more aggressive. He starts kissing down my neck, but it turns into him licking my neck and face.

He is grinding his already hard dick into stomach. I can feel the precum because it is fast and slick. He stops and puts my face at his nipples and I start sucking them. I do and he is moaning into it. Keeps telling me to suck on them and is calling me a bitch.

He finally is ready for me to start getting facefucked. He has be lie down with me face off the foot of the bed. He tells me to open up and them rams that shit down my throat. I can tell he cleaned his dick because it smells like old spice lol. He is going fast. I don’t think he was even really enjoying it physically but he was getting off on me struggling to breathe. He facefucks me for like 5 mins straight, and then he gets winded and tired. He is sweating now and grabs me by my hair and tells me to put my head on a pillow.
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>>2697635
I do as I’m told and he sits on my face with his hairy ass. He cleaned, but I can definitely taste the sweat. He is smothering me under his ass and his weight. I start rimming him. He tells me to get my tongue in there and I do. My tongue is trying to break through his second hole and I can feel his pushing his to make my tongue break through. He started rubbing his ass on my face making the job harder while calling me a faggot.

He lets me up after me having snot, slobber, and ass juice all over my face. He flips me over. And puts two fingers in my ass. HE DID NOT LUBE ME UP. It hurts a lot. I feel like I am bleeding but I am trying not to freak out. He rims me. It stings and feels good. I tell him I’m ready. He sticks his cock in my ass and starts going back and forth.

He is fucking like a rabbit. He doesn’t take long to cum at all. He grabs my hair and I hear him grunt and I can feel him cumming in my ass. He is on top of me, sweating and breathing hard. I can’t move at all. He asks me if I’m good. I say yes. He says come with me to the bathroom. I think he is about to get a towel or something.

He turns me around and sticks his dick back in my ass. He asks if he can piss in me. I am a little weirded out, but he says he has always wanted to but never had a chance. I tell him okay cause the idea is kinda hot but I wan’t to see his face when he does it. I lie down on his bathroom floor. He puts his dick in my again and starts pissing.

It is really warm and stings fucking bad and I can feel his piss starting to fill my ass up. I tell him to stop and he does. He pulls out and finishes in the toilet. Tells me to push it out over the toilet. I do, and it is a lot. This is where I discover I am bleeting. He says sorry and gets me a towel and some wipes to clean myself up. I get my clothes; he says, "Let's do it again," and I agree.

I don't meet with him anymore cause I have a boyfriend now, but he was cool.
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>>2687790

the middle three are NOT ugly in anybody's sense of the word. I would like #4s hole right this moment
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>>2697195
A literal PORN STAR who makes money from people jerking off to him is NOT anybody's idea of UGLY, Jesus Christ
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>>2697086
I'm reading this and all I hear in my head is Stephen Hawking naked in a wheelchair with TTS going "Oh yeah, oh baby"
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My first gay experience was sucking off an ugly old Indian man and the shameful part of me has craved it ever since.
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>>2697664
Agree
>>2687790
I want to get sandwiched between #2 and #3
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Would part 1
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>>2696419
Would part 2
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>>2697704
you suck him off more then once? have any pictures that look like him?
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>>2697723
Just the once as he was a tourist in my city.
This pic is close. The guy I sucked had more of a round belly and more hairy
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>>2697762
Have any good stories about your hook ups

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