Google "calendar girls"

>>218892640
thanks I almost forgot this webm exists

I'm 171cm

>Mazza L20 just revealed the true identity of EsDeeKid amid their ongoing feud, after EsDeeKid allegedly snaked Mazza and refused to release their song

>>218892640
why are fat girls like this

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Two blokes kicked out of a strip club.

>>218892640
fucking cunt
she'd be getting a lefty-righty-goodnighty if that was me

school trip to Epstein island

Today I'm feeling ..

Zesty Foden !!

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>>218892674

>>218892585
no they aren't

>Jeffrey Epstein invented /pol/
>This makes him responsible for rorke and leftypol
say "thank you, Mr Epstein"

>>218892681
Did he died?

There's something I want on ebay for £48 but they have "Make an offer". Would £25 be too low?

A task that i put off for nearly a year just took me 1 hour to complete. Don't know why im like this

That picture doesn't even look like Prince Andrew

>>218892728
good rad

>>218892728
sorta shit juche got you doin

>>218892728
bet his sinuses are rotting now

>>218892728
knew a guy who often did this with milk as a party trick

>>218892737
Get 3 chances to make an offer, and they can reply with their own. Worst they can do is just reject it.
Or you can message them and ask that way.

>>218892737
Try and make the offer it will auto reject if it’s too low

Andrew be like
>RIGHT WHO WANTS TO SEE MY PRINCE’S WAND

fish fingers + peas + tommy sauce + salt + pepper

Andrew "Mount that Batty" Windsor

>>218892728
Made my eyes water just looking at this

Last time I thought I had lowballed a seller it turns out he had flipped the item to me for a solid $300 profit

>>218892845
We don’t use $ here sorry

>>218892864
I do x

back im bed

>>218892864
why not?

Just bought an expensive bed, at least the sales lady was cute

>>218892718
it's because virtually everyone implicated is either right wing or a billionaire or both and rorke loves right wing billionaires

>>218892906
should've ask her to try it out with you

mikey put his last £8 on Wolves winning

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off to bed

we all need to be nicer to snails

>>218892869
>"Look at me I'm crouched near the fridge!"
>"Quick, take a photo!"
>"Hahahaha I'm cracking the fuck up!"
Yet somehow I'm the weird unlovable freak.

i think i might go to the local convenience store in order to make a purchase of a refreshing alcoholic beverage.

What do we all make of the return of Helper Lad then?

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Work history of the Labour party candidate for the upcoming by-election

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Im 177 cm, 6 cm shorter than me dad

>>218892979
dont know who that is

>>218892932
night mate
x

>>218892959
Yh that’s true, they go through so much the slimy little buggers

>>218892689
reality:
>h-haha, damn, w-wow.. uh.. y-you know that pizza was for everyone, like..
*you slink off as they continue laughing in your face*
*you look to the men for reassurance but find none- they too are laughing*

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remember this lol

>>218892991
ok

>>218892991
even the Pennines have trooned out

>>218892915
not true
leftypol loves it when billionaires like soros pay them to cause civil unrest and riot thoughever

>>218892999
He’s the UK chairman

>>218892915
Rorke isn't real you stupid desperate loser

>>218892869
haha you are so hot babe

>>218892991
damn
thats crazy

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>>218892640
Would talk her down like Tom Cruise did to that prankster, though thinking about it, I don't think w*men are capable of self reflection and shame so it might not work

>deers

>>218893033
Dude it's a lot of right wingers bannon,orange man, miller
They knew or participated

practising football in my garden

>>218893047
;)

>>218893070
We don’t care
What are you going to do about it? Why do you care?

The famous right winger Bill Clinton

>>218893070
dude no way dude

>>218893122
They’re learning…

>>218893122
Too ugly for it

>>218893122
um

>>218893122
fucking hate them

>>218893138
No I think it just helps him be comfy

>>218893117
I think pedophiles should be executed.

As long as Ricky, Steve & Karl don't show in the files I'm happy.

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when i say im a real nigga, this is what im referring to

>>218892640
Women are FUNNY, do you hear me??? THEY'RE FUNNY. Laugh, NOW.

>>218893209
funny looking lol

doing male squirting

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why this nigga always dying
like just stand up dude just be alive
it's not that hard

>>218893117
Who is we?

>>218893234
jesus christ what the fuck are all those abbreviations

>>218893251
him and i

How exactly am I meant to get a girlfriend at 29 when I've never even had a kiss or sex without paying an escort?
Literally have zero idea how relationships happen.

>>218893234
and i thought /brit/ acronyms were getting too over the top

>>218893256
Don't encourage him

>>218893234
ktim tifu w/o dp ama, folc?

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>>218893198
err

>>218893271
you ask them if you want to shag

>218893067
Personally I'd leave the pizzas and walk away. Everybody would tell me to clean it up but I would refuse and explain how the woman who spilled them should pick it all up. I'd end up being labelled as childish and petty and told it was just a joke. Eventually I would be branded the villain and would leave the party never to hear from any of them again and bring great shame to my family and friends.

>>218893271
Why'd you give up on the Nazimong larp?

>>218893271
>without paying an escort
is there a story behind that?

>>218893304
And get done for sexual harassment.

>>218892960
That's because they're women.
Women can be weird or retarded and guys will still want to be around them in case they can get their penis wet.

>>218893234
>I'm leaving you soyhusband, I have needs you can't fulfil
>yeah you go girl
>Off to the prozzies, I have needs
>sick freak
Not the prozzie poster btw

>>218893308
In this video the man was a member of staff serving the event

he's done the self reply thing so he can spam his shit stories that nobody wants to read

>>218893308
Better than being the designated comic relief for a bunch of twats desu

>>218893325
women are genuinely demented fuck toys

>>218893344
it's pathetic how obvious he makes it

>218892960
>218893323
Classic 15 minute incel freak samefag gimmick

>>218893225
That's it, clear your desk. We don't need bigots, here at our inclusive work culture at WanCo Cube-slave Solutions.

>>218892640
what do you do in this situation

>>218893314
You need to be a chad for it to work. I suspect you aren't a chad. You should change that.

Mac donal

>>218893411
Splat the pizza that has come out of its box onto her top then recover the others

>>218893411
Start hyperventilating and shaking from adrenaline as I pick up the pizzas. Try and smile but contort my face in a weird way. Probably start crying a bit too.

>>218893411
Wouldn't be in it in the first place

>>218893240
vaxxed

>>218893198
Credit scores are meaningless, as long as you don't have a bad one it means fuck all
t. got a mortgage even though my score is average

mortgage mong fucking loves his mortgages

On football manage all of my physios are women

>>218893498
Try and get another loan now

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Preston Depot had a VIP visitor last week – 11-year-old Lochlan, who took home the Hard Quiz Kids trophy late last year with his incredible knowledge of his special subject: Melbourne trams!

>>218893240
He forgot to make his bed and this happened

>>218893513
A mortgage is the only loan I'll ever use in my life, loans are for mongs

>>218893498
Supposedly matters in America but yes, in developed countries, they care far more about your actual verifiable income and spending habits rather than some make-believe Jew number.

>>218893538
I accept your concession

>>218893498
good post
>>218893513
dumb post

>>218893498
more likely to get better rates with a high score though

>>218893561
Barely, it's mostly based on your salary.

>>218892681
>bouncers are laughing at him and applauding the people who launched the chair
normies arent human

£100 a month mortgage overpayment for me

>>218893583
They're laughing because it was his mate that threw the chair you spastic.

>>218893583
I hear they drink anywhere from 2 to 5 pints at the pub on Fridays

>>218893190
You think? So what?
>>218893251
His imaginary legion of enemies

So it turns out Epstein was mossad honeypot and Trump is compromised by Israel. He's not a Russian agent but is just a massive retard

one of the biggest benefits of the american way is that "soft" financial crimes go unpunished. there is no debters prison. if you refuse to pay for medical bills, rack up credit cards, etc there are pretty much no repercussions except a number goes down and you get calls from debt collectors

so if you already bought a house or condo you should be debtmaxxing

>>218893615
>Trump is a jew lover
What!??! no way

>>218893601
how would we know this though? you wouldn't happen to have a live broadcast inside a pub so we could observe this right?

funny how much aussies despise yanks.
its not even banter like us and the yanks, its pure seethe

>>218893615
Didn't we learn this years ago already

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Clean shaven. Always.

>>218892991
Who cares? Green will win anyway

>>218893636
My sources have asked to remain anonymous

>>218893639
Only now it's confirmed in writing

>>218893615
trump's too stupid to be an agent
he's an asset (useful idiot) being manipulated by both israel and russia

>>218893652
The state of porkers

>>218893652
Poor fella was never fooling anyone. You can clearly see the flab under his beard.

Kier should just remind Trump that his wife is jewish, will get the best deals after that

jared kushner is apparently running things not trump

>More than 100 people have died from Texas to New Jersey since last weekend’s storm, the Associated Press reported. Roughly half of the deaths occurred in Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. Some deaths have been attributed to hypothermia but carbon monoxide exposure is suspected in others, according to the AP.
stay safe lads

>>218893762
It is likely all homeless people.

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Why do normalfags love these weird new age diets like veganism or the opposite extreme, carnivore diets, red meat only diets, etc.
You can just eat a normal balanced diet like humans have always done. You don't have to reinvent everything.

Owen Goal is Arsenal's top goalscorer in the league

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>>218893670

>School, university and tutor fees: £1,000,000+
All to become an estate agent. Lmfao.

>>218893783
>carbon monoxide
It’s dumb niggers running their car in the snow or in the garage/using a generator indoors too

>>218892698
Black panther was so gay. It was almost like a delusional black supremacist wank fest that all the black people saw and hyped up. It was all they ever talked about and you could tell they were swimming in the momentary, delusional and fictional power fantasy the film sold them

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>>218893198
creditmogs me

>>218893794
They think doing weird low-effort "optimisations" will give them an edge over other people. Obviously me and you both know the reality is the only way to improve yourself is with sweat, elbow grease and practise. Practise, practise, practise.

>>218893802
kek

Haven't checked my credit score once yet I have a credit card that I pay the minimum payment amount off each month and I easily got approved for a mortgage without any questions

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>>218893822
kerosene heaters with insufficient ventilation

>>218892640
How do I find a woman who would pick on me like this?

>>218893896
>paying minimum amount on a credit card
oh my DAYS

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>TransUnion

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am i buying this?

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>>218893906
I already have mine.

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Rorke and Leftypol

just been to town and its fucking grim

good ol gando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3HN8hWYls8

>>218893997
um snails

>>218894001
Me when in Grimsby.

my 'mates' have gone out without me last night and again tonight
might just kms honestly
i should be going out having a good time drinking. this is no way to live

>>218893997
these mongs don't have a fucking clue what's going on

>>218894001
Do you live in any town in the UK?

>>218894001
reckoon mine is grimmer than yours

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>>218894001

Actually could get a fat gf next month.

Is /brit/ a Leeds or Arsenal general?

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>>218893198
>>218893831
>>218893296
it's all a scam

>>218894070
hull city tigers

>>218894070
/brit/ is a chelsea + rangers general

>>218894070
ARSEnal

>>218894070
Luton Town

Funny how every town in the midlands is one big shithole that looks like it's been hit with an atomic bomb, and then you turn a corner and there's one street that's held onto its victorian architecture, has a bunch of posh cafes and whatnot, and all the residents are White British people. Just one street. Maybe two at a push.

>>218894070
/brit/ are lazy underachievers and is thus a spurs general

doing dry ferbruary x

Inspect element award

>>218894042
my town is so grim it had literal race riots in the streets last year

>>218894136
sovul

>>218894070
Leeds

>>218894136
FALKIRK
A
L
K
I
R
K

My town is 95% white but is lower working class so a shit hole

mine is 97% white

If you don't live in London you don't exist to me.

Remembering when Wolves was a Jorge Mendes plaything and full of random elite Portuguese players

mikey putting £20 on a Leeds comeback

>POOEEDS

>>218894180
Lower class Brits are equally, if not worse, than brown boat people.

mine is 5% white

>>218894219
scrombling

Jack Black
Barry White

>>218894209
brown man

>>218894233
Try again mate

Why is everyone in denial about the elite wanting the personal computer to be a thing of the past?

>>218894249
Nobody has the surname Yellow, why is that?

YES CHEF

Does poleaboo still post here?

>>218894281
CORNER

>>218894265
I will die on that hill. Lower class Brits make me sick and should be deported

>>218894288
like once every 3 months

>>218894288
who?

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>>218894315

>>218894335
Oh Amer

>>218892640
Did you know Britian had a space program but they stopped it because it only was able to get satellites into space while nasa was on the moon and the ussr built the first fully functional space station

>>218894315
Tranny kid diddler from Manchester that plays Digimon games

my life is fucking miserable holy shit
you have no idea

reckon i could pull in that scouse pub

not sure how enough food is produced to feed everyone
might be some magic at work

Drunk and messaged her again

NGL I need to move on but I can't

>>218894302
I meant work on your English sir

*gets down on all fours and looms over you*

>>218894379
Right but you knew what I meant

>>218894369
Go there and do it then.
You're not busy.

>>218894395
I felt absolute rage at seeing this because I know I will never have a woman like me

>>218894404
i'm in the souf

>>218894377
Show us your willy

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>>218894395

AI is necessary to solve the incoming competency crisis

Might start a home server

>>218894425
A mealy mouthed reply.

>>218894395
in my day these faggots would have gotten bullied into not being faggots
dire fucking times that this kind of shit is accepted and even encouraged

>>218894451
Okay unc

another weekend rotting away in my bedroom

Two of my mates pulled last night while I went home early
I really am a contemptible little worm aren't I

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Concord was cool sadly I found out what was released yesterday and I hope this country burns and everyone with it dies I hope a nuke falls on my head

i regret telling my sister about show shit my life is and how i have no friends, and how i have depression
the last person who i actually had in my life suddenly lost all respect for me
i should have just kept that shit to myself man
you really got to put up a front otherwise you are fucked

>>218894477
it lush

>>218894485
you can do everyone you know a favor and kill yourself right now instead

MY JUMPER IS BOBBLING. IT'S OVER.

>>218894514
get a fabric comb

>>218894504
What happens when America dies
>Israel crumbles
>Immigration stops in Europe
>Asias Birthrate sky rockets
>The world will heal

>>218894495
Shift key broken?

>>218894495
im not ashamed to say it, but my estimation of you as a man just fucking plummeted

>>218894547
what happens when you die
everyone is happier and you no longer post here

>>218894495
Didn't ask

>>218894495
she fit?

forgot to change my pants

>>218892640
>haha i kicked the pizza we're supposed to be eating and now it's on the floor
Wheres the funny?

>>218894563
I am too scared to kms sadly I have tried bur my ceiling fan broke when doing it and I had to spend a week in a hospital

>>218894557
Zoomers turn off auto capitalisation because they think it makes them look cool and nonchalant to type in lower case.

Such a strange and inconsequentially boring thing to lie about

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gay people are torturing me with their existence. i can smell all the gay sex happening around the world in my nostrils, and i am not pleased.

um

not going to do a full meal for tea
just gonna razz up some pasta and lash it in garlic and oil and water and cheese and pepper

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>I am too scared to kms sadly I have tried bur my ceiling fan broke when doing it and I had to spend a week in a hospital

>>218894674
ok

heard my flatmate brought back a girl last night
went to the kitchen today and saw her
this guy slept with a black girl

>>218894674
not good enough really is it?

finally a heat wave
it'll only be just a little bit below freezing instead of sub zero temps

>>218894674
Sounds fucking awful have some self respect for Pete's sake

>>218894700
ok

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>>218892991
>be a politician
>never have a real job
>feel the need to dictate how others live and how tax money should be spent.
Why the fuck are these niggas like this?! I really think those pink commie chinks had the right idea during the Chinese Cultural Revolution when they would send people to labor camps until they were “rehabilitated”. Mother fuckers need to be sent down to the salt mines until they either act right or die.

>>218894675
Yeah wasn't fun I am gonna try again soon I am just scared anyway the world would he a net positive without me

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tangoed

>>218894700
ok

>>218894636
This is what Ruby will do to me.

>>218894800
>how could you tell I was British?

Deepthroat your local trans woman

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finally in my 30s got quite good at not getting too steaming on friday so I can booze on saturday too

sorting my clothes out lads so i no longer have a pile on the floor. Life changing stuff x

>>218894843
not into sucking blokes off, sorry

do i message my mate to beg him to give me the time of day to go for a drink or do i just rot in my bedroom but without the chance of going through the humiliation ritual?

>>218892960
escortmong

>>218894857
>not into sucking blokes off, sorry
I thought it was a democracy, this general?

big fan of peng trannies me

>>218894857
Deepthroat your local trans woman

>>218894857
PLEEEEEEEEASE?? x

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kwab

>>218894911
Yeah he is 63 jackass most men pass 45 do

>>218894911
But he had AURA... noooooo....

going to slash my wrists in an hour

>>218894922
why were you so rapid to defend him?

>>218894934
what's the holdup?

>>218894934
nah i reckon that's bad for you

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>>218894800
howling

>>218894964
waiting for bath to run and playing with heroin dosages

>>218894976
i reckon heroin is bad for you too

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sucking a golfball

>>218894935
He is a mossad agent I hate him because he destroyed by country I hate Israel and I hope Iran bombs it to kingdom come

>>218893830
didnt this nigga get rejected from the epstein island parties

>>218895022
ive got something you can suck, mate! hahaha
*pulls out a pack of strepsils*

Mousey will be in the Royal Rumble

erm...
just thinking of a post to make...
........

brit is dead

Reckon there's only about 20 of us who post here.

why did he go to the island?

>>218895156
poo

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rorke shaking in his boots

right that's Prince Andrew on all fours with a child sized human when he was supposed to be at Pizza Express

nose won't stop running

poo?

>>218895282
grow up

>>218892674
I'm 172-173

rorke ordering crack in perfect ebonics, shocking everyone in the trap house

nonse won't stop running

poo

>>218895304
Bit chile innit? haha

Little lamb that you are
Now you've wondered too far
And you can't find you car

right
get it made

girls FTW!

https://youtu.be/3raBCcErYEM

washing machineberg making a right racket

>>218895304
she got fat

>>218895156
probably less desu

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Just got up me. Feel rough af.

>>218895578
youve got to learn how to sleep through the hangover

washing machine in the kitchen going OUGH OUGH OUGH

new
>>218895612
>>218895612
>>218895612

>>218892640
why didn't he deck her?

going to have some pasta. do the washing up. then take a load of drugs and climb into my bed and get womfy.

Im 1 feet tall