>>218942056
Faustien

>>218942056
The spirit of Verdun still lives in french butts.

>>218942056
well, if he had it in his rectum of course they forced him to evacuate. what's so weird about this?

should have used a rimmed cartridge

8 inch? So the size of a dog kibble ?

>>218942056
Very French news story

>>218942056
BASED!
I bet u don't have the balls to put an 8" live artillery shell up ur bum, faggot

>>218942056
imagine going back in time and telling that platoon one day a man will shove one of their explosive ordinances up his ass

>>218942111
Lol

>>218942117
kek

>>218942056
I got info that it was a elderly man

>>218942056
Why is almost always men that go to the ER for doing weird sexual shit?
>glassinass.gif

>>218942056
only 8" inch?
ghay. if its not 16" im not interested.

>>218942056
War has generational impact.

>>218943038
Women can just use dildos and fuck their dog and it's considered normal but if a man goes to buy an 8 inch pupper dicker he's suddenly a weirdo pervert so it's easier to just stick glass bottles and artillery up your ass.

>>218943038
got a friend who is ER/ambulance. he told me that death and gore becomes a part of the job, something you deal with professionally and with respect.
but when a 16 year old girl calls and got something stuck in her hole, and she is the hottest thing you have ever seen and you have to dig a lego car out of her pussy while trying to be professional... that was the worst part. he could do it right there no problem it was his job, but back home, dinner with the family, he rather tell them a dude died on his shift than telling the family and wife he just fingered the hottest teen ever....
girls get sexual ER help far more often than men its just not spoken about.

>>218943038
>man does something women do all the time
>why are they so WEIIIIIRD
that is why, men can't safely shove things up their ass because its still taboo

>>218943038
Men are more extreme in every possible way.

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>>218943945
:)

>>218944025
I remember that
Ukrainians are hardcore af

>>218944045
didn't know it was a ukrainian guy

>>218943216
Why didn't they assign a woman? Maybe there weren't any on duty.

>>218942056
8 centimeters, that I can believe. But not 8 inches.

>>218944300
https://www.lefigaro.fr/faits-divers/un-obus-de-la-premiere-guerre-mondiale-retrouve-dans-le-rectum-d-un-patient-a-l-hopital-de-toulouse-20260201
>During extraction, the surgeon realized that it was a shell from World War I, approximately 16 centimeters long (6.30 inches) and 4 centimeters wide.
It's real.

>>218942056
The Pierre's can't help themselves.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

>>218942056
He must've gotten a lot of flak for this

>>218944071
its sasha

>>218945169
lmao

>>218943038
Women are pickling zucchinis in their pussies but my man out there is UNFAIRLY RIDICULED for this tragic accident!

>>218944272
they assign the people on duty, men or women. in case of ER they send alert to both fire and police along with ambulance, police is always the last, fire and ambulance is local and its 50/50 who comes first.
an ambulance shift is 36hours then they got a week off.

>>218945387
>zucchinis
Pierre we literally use your fucking word, courgette, yet you use the yank word. Friendship with France ENDED.

>>218943038
Don't worry, women do their own part of sexual shit too. My father was working in a hospital and once day they had to... let's say... separate a woman from her dog, as the dog couldn't pull out. They had to hurry removing it too, before her husband could arrive.

>>218942056
It was a million to one shot, doc.

Last time it happened was in 2022

We just cant help putting stuff up our butts

>>218944300
What kind of artillery shell is only 8cm (a bit over 3 inches) long?

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>>218944071
gone but not forgotten

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>>218942056
FIRE IN THE HOLE

>>218942056
How would the germans know we're ready for round 4 if we didn't do things like this ?

>>218946516
I'm starting to think I'm actually normal.

>>218942056
this is a lot how the Yugoslavian war started, btw. Beware

>>218942056
Based

>>218942056
>8 inch long
>artillery
>>218947374
kek

>>218948007
some people also insert stuff in their urethra

beans in the dick
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8273352/
>Beans in the wrong stalk: A case of urethral foreign bodies

electric cable in the dick
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8357018/
>A Self-Inserted Foreign Body in the Urinary Bladder and Urethra

according to this medical blog, here are the things that have already been found in urethra according to medical litterature:
https://www.lemonde.fr/blog/realitesbiomedicales/2021/08/18/la-version-medicale-de-la-fin-des-haricots/

>As I mentioned earlier, numerous articles in the medical literature report cases of self-insertion of foreign objects into the urethra. These are very varied, and the list is impressive: pencil, eraser, pen, pen cartridge, nail, screw, knitting needle, telephone cable, light bulb, magnetic beads, small magnet, straw, spring, fishhook, toothbrush, battery, hairpin, bullet, pipe stem, paper clip, metal tube, ballpoint pen tip, coin, lollipop stick, fork, thermometer, rubber tubing (like a motorcycle fuel hose), intrauterine contraceptive device (IUD), bone, wad of chewing gum, hot candle wax, glue, adhesive sticker, cotton swab, tampon, hay. Not to mention small animals: worm, fish, snake, leech, squirrel tail.

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>>218947374

>>218942056
He could have been the last casualty of WW1... VGH...

>>218942927
they will nod with understanding.

>>218942106
Lol

>>218942056
France moment

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>>218942111

>>218947374
Keksimus maximus

>>218947356
Thus dude looks a lot like me and that's not very cool

>>218942056
>France
country of love, chud

>>218943216
god imagine the cunny

>>218947374
Kek

>>218946875
mine

>>218942056
Any hole is a trench for the french

this can't be fucking real

>>218942056
WHY IS THE MEDIA REPORTING ON THIS?? HOW IS IT RELEVANT TO ANYTHING THAT SOMEONE HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY?

>>218942927
>"Hans, send a few shells up these frogs' asses"
>little did the officer know

>>218944272
Muslim mindset

>>218943216
GIWTWM

>>218944025
>>218947356
I've seen the video once and it still lives rent free

>>218942126
Do you not know feet and inches anon? 8 inches is a really big dick

>>218943038
men are just weird in general, women are boring

>>218947374
I retract all slander I have spoken against the French in the past.

>>218943038
It's actually because women don't make the news when they do sexual shit that harms them, out of privacy concerns. The number of women who have stuck bottles and other objects up their cunts is likely in the hundreds per year. It's just that when men do it it's hilarious, and news worthy.

>>218953546
in war and love, all is fair *shoves a grenade up his ass*

>>218942056
he must be from /k/

>>218959089
>The number of women who have stuck bottles and other objects up their cunts is likely in the hundreds per year
The women who call emergency services is that number. The women who do this is at least 75% the population

BREAKING NEWS
THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED
This case
https://www.vice.com/en/article/a-man-turned-up-at-hospital-with-a-live-wwi-artillery-shell-in-his-butt/
2022 case
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/health/wwi-shell-found-in-frenchmans-bottom/news-story/810b58ab39081ee24dbf791200b5ecb1

>>218945387
It's a zuch-zainichi French saar

>>218942056
Kinda reminds me of that Serbian boomer that shoved a wine bottle up his ass and blamed the Albanians for it

>>218959010
>8 inches is a really big dick
Hahahahahahahaha, no.

>>218947356
live by the shrapnel, die by the shrapnel

>grandpa got shellshocked.com during the war

>>218953515
lel same actually, although with very different hair.

>>218959010
What a sorry excuse of a man.
I would never go for any less than a dragon dildo.

>>218942106
kek

>>218942056
well thank goodness it didn't set off and he became bœuf à la verdunoise

>>218944025
this guy did an AMA on reddit. hes married, has a wife

does anyone remember the finnish story or something about how some guy shoving a grenade up his ass or something turned into an international incident when he claimed some enemy soldiers did it and it got an entire full on investigation where they figured out he was probably lying, and some national songs were written around it?

>>218961942
>>218947356

>>218962003
...yeah, that infos not there

>>218961972
All i remember is a serbian shoving a bottle in his asshole and starting a war

>>218961972
No, but I remember the Yugoslav wars were triggered by a Serb or something allegedly getting buttraped with a bottle by Albanians or something. That's a proven fact, like not the rape but the bottle in the ass yes.

>>218959908
But why?
Is this the same guy doing it over and over again? Where does he find those shells? And why WW1 specifically??

>>218943038
Women are literally built to have things shoved in their holes

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This has to be a new peak for German sexual supremacy. I mean a Frenchman shoving a shell up his arse surely trumps the fuck out of what they did to the Brazilian football team.

Bottom artillerie.

>>218964276
that was televised across the whole wolrd though

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>>218964479
Yeah, I know that, and I still stand by what I said. Think about it:
This guy is SO fucking into being cucked by Germans, that he shoved a shell up his shitter.
Those Brazilian lads were just having a bad night, this cunt is so deep in the cuck cave that it made the news. It really is next level.

>>218942056
What the fuck France

>>218947356
o7
Gone but not forgotten

>>218942106
On ne passe pas

>>218943038
monkey brain compels us to shove things up the ass

>>218947356
>die fighting for your nation
>remembered for shoving a glass jar up your ass
goes to show a king can always become a clown but a clown can never become king

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Frenchies truly are a different breed.

>>218948988
> some people also insert stuff in their urethra
why? I once had a catheter put in me and it being removed was the most uncomfortable experience I ever had with my dick

>>218964189
Eastern France is full of WW1 shells because thay's where the western front was

>>218964530
How do you know it was german shell and not french or british?

>>218964189
>Is this the same guy doing it over and over again?
would be funny, mad collector of ww1 memoribilia just for the purpose of shoving them up his ass

>>218965780
Sounds like a JoJo character.