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Do you think you could defeat Conor McGregor with a spear iyc?
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>>218951250
Probably not. You'd have to get lucky quickly and stab him. If he's facing you and knows you're coming it's unlikely. He'd be too fast and close the distance too quickly.
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>>218951250
obviously
a spear tip will always move faster than any human, even if it's wielded by a fat old retard
there is literally, and I mean LITERALLY nothing he could do to fight back
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>>218951372
This, and spears cut really well too
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Not a whole lot of grappler armies in antiquity
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>>218951372
>a spear tip will always move faster than any human
Are you retarded? The spear will only move as fast as the person wielding it. And if he dodges it once you're done for.
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>>218951598
Are YOU retarded? A flick of a wrist can move the tip from pointing at his legs to pointing at his face. No human can move their whole body fast enough to avoid something like that. Real life isn't dark souls, you can't "dodge" something like that.
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>>218951250
>Paddy O'Sullivan vs. High Lord William Fitzgerald III
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>>218951250
Wait what
I though Conor McGregor was Obi Wan's actor
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>>218951706
>Are YOU retarded? A flick of a wrist can move the tip from pointing at his legs to pointing at his face.
You're still pointing it along the same vertical line retard. All he has to do is anticipate it and move his torso sideways which is literally what boxing is about. You'd have to react quickly and be at optimal range and not have enough time for him to react for it to be effective. Otherwise he closes distance, pushes your spear aside and clocks you into the face and then it's sleepy time.
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>>218951250
Yes, obviously. But I would feel bad about it.
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>>218951737
That's Ewan McGregor
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>>218951737
That's Ewan
>>218951250
I don't know how to handle a spear so probably not.
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>>218951250
Easily without even sweating
>>218951295
Doesn't work like that. No one is quick enough to avoid a spear
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>>218951894
>No one is quick enough to avoid a spear
Except countless people who have fought people with spears and won
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>>218951894
The guy is probably the best ever when we are talking about being aware of distancing yourself from your opponent and It's also about timing. A normalfaggot can only win this if the fight doesn't take place in the open and Conor is cornered from the start.
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>>218951894
Everyone is quick enough to avoid a spear if you have any basic understanding of how to dodge. You just have to wait for for the attack then move your body away from the attack and grab the spear then close the distance and punch him in the face. A spear isn't really very good in one on one combat. It works better when you have multiple spearmen who can cover for each other.
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>>218951776
>this shit vaporizes americans
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>>218951250
yes, he has no counter to these types of attacks
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even if you get lucky and stab him, it's not gonna be immediately fatal. he's just gonna tank it and beat you unconscious.
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>>218952768
Kek bodied that putrid freak
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>>218953030
If you get him with the spear and push forward that shit is staying stuck in him and you can push him up against the cage wall and he can't do shit. Can't reach. Can't remove the speartip. Just pinned there til he bleeds out.
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>>218952768
>Muh letters instead of numbers
Yeah you're getting heem'd alright, nerd
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>>218951250
He would likely bleed out or die from an infection from the first stab, but he would kill me before that happens.
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>>218951250
Im taller than him and in decent shape, I could probably skewer that lil irish fella. Even if he was able to grab the spear somehow
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>>218951250
yes, unless he has a gun
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>>218951776
Spears have a denial zone that goes all ways, not just up and down and not just the tip but the whole blade is dangerous. You are assuming the unharmed man is moving, but the man armed with a spear is moving too.
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>>218953169
Kek
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>>218954017
Sure everyone is moving. Connor McGregor still moves 5 times faster than the average 4chancel
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>>218953112
Unless its pulled out the spear will just clog any internal bleeding
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>>218954216
Not entirely and you can twist the spear to increase the diameter of the wound beyond its original puncture while still maintaining forward pressure to keep him pinned against the wall
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>>218954210
>moves 5 times faster
No lol
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>>218954530
Faster than you fatso
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>>218951250
That nigga be washed af yo
I'd spear his ass
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>>218951250
pov: you're a celt about to experience danelaw
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No, he'll just stay on the edge of my range and try to bait me. Sidestep when I go in and it's over
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>>218954589
That's why you need to just keep distance and the speartip following him around. Keep enough distance from your speartip that you can make a quick correction if he attempts a side step and you are solid. Basically once the fight starts back against the wall and stay there with your spear locked on him and its over.
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>>218954631
We'd just be staring at each other. I don't think he'd ever go in first
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>>218951250
In real life fights between a guy with a sword and shield vs a guy with a spear, the spear often won. I would fuck him up if I had a spear.
>>218954589
>Sidestep
He's obviously fast and has a great reaction time but you can't sidestep a spear thrust. Nobody is that fast.
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Do i get a modern german spear?
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