I will post in the non-tranime thread

>>218965916
It was done as a joke

>linkedin flooded with EiAi articles
tsk tsk, went the boomer way like fuckbook

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this one is 12 seconds earlier. blach GTFO.

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>time to lift some weights

>>218965941
me in the back

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Protip: scalping gold futures is literally free money rn.

>>218966473
Fuck off back to biz jeet

>>218966473
I'll try it on NQ
(I won't)

>>218966552
>rejecting free advice
Ungrateful kritchr, stay poor then.

>>218966596
NQ is dead now, market opens in 22 minutes.

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>>218966552
he came here to tell you how to make some money, he as a romanian did that, yes, a romantion told you how to steal wallets, and what did you post in return? An insult. this is why we are poor - we do not respect the hard working scammers who work day and night so no german wallet reamins in germany.

>>218965965
imagine naming your child "Moon", "Ahmad", or "Moon Ahmad".

>>218966972
t. Luna Ahmadova

>>218966945
If a gyppomanian comes at me and tries to tell me literally anything i'll split his skull in half with a single hammerfist

>>218967631
the romanian was friendly.

>>218967653
Which warrants further caution

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>>218967757

How often do you debate coworkers on which software to use at work?

>5 giant ramble on paragraphs about artoria's "personality"
ok takeuchi, we get she's your deep and profound waifu
>>218967880
only retards care about this, you use what the client paid for

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>>218967907
I just do not like the bloated shit i have to use. I am literally at the point where terminal command lines look more sexy to me than Postman. Not only it too. I am turning into Luke Smith day by day. Soon I will escape to Eastern Europe, convert to orthodox Christianity and post ramblings online about the jews and the new world order..... oh wait...

>>218968005
postman was good half a decade ago, when it wasn't a terminally online SaaS with accounts and 30 different popups or whatever the moment you launch it

>>218968026
so i guess we are returning to the world of command line tools being king. The future is either some bloated mess of a Windows Saar Shit or Linux with a terminal and almost nothing else.

>>218968059
no, it's just a popular thing long after its enshittification phase
it's issue found > thing made > thing good but unknown > thing recommended and becomes popular > managers notice thing > thing starts milking money as a B2B SaaS micropenis masturbator > thing becomes standard™ practice > thing is basically a shadow of its former self and halfway unusable

>>218968102
this is true.

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Manchildren in 2026 be like

>>218968307
wait, they did not destroy it, or damage fans, or the charging ports or really done anything but just paint on it? like, it still works but just has a skin now? what is the problem? i literally do not understand.

>as soon as my kids could write they wrote "Poop Room" on the bathroom door and drew a crude pile
based kids

the kids have done nothing wrong.

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>>218966945
>>218967631
Such a caveman response to something you clearly don't have anywhere near enough IQ to understand.

>>218968364
it's private property, a concept which is still in its infancy in soviet europe
for some reason I, nor other sane kids, did not feel the urge to draw like retards on things costing hundreds of dollars and then pretend it wasn't anything important

>>218968529
ok, be slightly angry at the kid, but still, it was not destroyed. the kids are black so they could have done literally anything including just yeeting the console out the window, but they just drew a bit.
I will just explain to them that this is bad and be slightly annoyed.

>>218968566
it's a matter of principle
it's his, not theirs
what they did is secondary to the fact they did anything at all

>>218968594
while i agree, i still think that the problem is small and he should just limit their access to the room from now.
I have had pets that literally eat the mouse cable, along with other shit that were much more problematic.
just like kids, pets can do a lot of harm and you should just limit their access and not be too angry at them as no cat or dog will ever learn why what they do is wrong.
just like kids, pets are retarded.

>>218968307
this happened to someone I don't know over 20 years ago but they damaged his pc monitor which is much worse so that guy has to be glad they didn't dig in his lcd in the back or spray paint it

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/society-equity/greece-soon-announce-social-media-ban-children-under-15-government-source-says-2026-02-03/

>let's save the kids by making everyone showing their ID to browse onlkmd6
I hope mitsoturkakis gets a brain tumor asap

>>218968701
how modern of you
children have brains, pets are animals
the standards are naturally different

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>My ducklings did what? They drew some doodles on your manchild box? Grow up. It's just a cosmetics problem only. All the ports work just fine.
>Now Hupu, Tupu & Lupu, your mommy owes me $500 for ruining my PS5 case. I'll take you for 5 days in basement only as repayment.
>But uncil Lach, we only drew on your console. We didn't destroyeded it!
>*smack* *smack* *smack*
>5 days later
>Oh thanks God, my ducklings! Lach, thank you for finding and returning them to me. But why are they covered in lashings scars?
>It's yust cosmetics problems only. All the ports work just fine *wink*. Reguards. Lach.

>>218968870
all the EU govs started this, conveniently as they're developing their e-ID wallet implementations
>>218968906
huehuehuehue

>>218968946
Fuck the europoor union, I guess they'll blame ziggers for this somehow

>>218968870
i hate the west. this is 100% initiated by some German speaking "man" / "stein" / "berg" family name ending person in some room far away from greece.

>>218968970
Spain will save the kids after their PM legalized 500k shirt skits

And also conveniently after the Jeffrey files dropped and the mass media conglomerates say nothing about it

technically speaking all you need is an AI making motion video of your face / the face of a stolen ID card and a stolen ID card. Noone would ever be stupid enough to post his id card online, especially on 4chan, especially here, otherwise all online ID verifications will be done in his name... right?

>>218968307
Actually looks pretty cute, i'd leave it like that, but i'd still tell the parents to not encourage them

>>218969020
spermata already did this in case anyone wants to thank him pre-emptively

>>218969020
Also technically speaking, they'll tie this to eIDAS 2.0 somehow and you'll need to use your actual info to browse xitter or Instagram

>>218969053
i know, which is why i made the post.

Although the tea App leak has 10000 leaked id cards, so there is no reason for you to use his when there is just a wide assortment of whore ID cards to choose from

>>218969060

Do i need to give you a link to the leaked tea app torrent for you to calm down?

>eidas 2.0 and digital wallets are getting pushed throughout eu and the rest west Jewish slaves
>cunts start to implement id facecontrol on social media supposedly to save le children from xitter ai slop posts but not from rapist musli rapefugees
>they'll be using tokens with expiry date to pull that move, meaning you'll need to verify once like three months o algo

Yeah lad, I guess they haven't thought your idea, haha the fools

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to be honest, facebook is not exactly a kids platform. it is a very female and boomer oriented platform with basically all of the socialization being just posting pictures of your food, drinks, kids, or where you are. I do not think that kids use it really, and if they do its because their moms post their pictures. what kids want to use is shit like snapchat where you can send your cunt pics to boys sharing their cocks and it all is away from mommy eyes.

what i am trying to say is that many people will try to go around this shit. uncs will just fake the certificates or use leaked ones, while kids will just less censored alternatives full of pedos, who will also provide the service free of charge and free of id verification.

yes, the EU may want some shit, but for the most part alternatives will always be presented. Look at Zamunda: technically all of the domains are gone and it is a total DANS victory, but really now just torrents outside of bulgaria are used and also the domains are gone but the servers still work and you just need to update your DNS. Literally nothing really changed if you think about it, especially in the long run as a new domain - Domat.se is probably being purchased at this exact moment.

>>218969349
RRRRRRRRRRRRAFTAR DATA BEGE

Telling the Jewish client I know so much about Jewish ethnology because my gf is part Jewish

In reality it's because niggas is antisemitic

having an argument with hardcore christian mother whether we should call the vet and put cat down
the thing is it's me being pro life and her pushing the euthanasia

>>218969598
i used to tell people that i was part jewish ( Khzazar ) when I was in the west because the westeners used to lick ass if you are jewish and also because I knew tooo damn much about jews that could not be explained in any reasonable way... i literally knew some jewish words and sentences.. i still know a few Jewish insults

>>218969644
Bro just put the cat down and get a kitten

>>218969598
You have learned well, glazer

>>218969656
kittens are born in a few months. its too early. also you are the brutal make from yesterday....

>>218969656
never had a pet didn't you

>>218969705
He has many pet 4channers and tortures them every day

>>218969644
If the cat is suffering, pick the injection option
If it still acts relatively OK, let it be for now

>>218969644
>hardcore christian
aka I interpret dabaibel how it suits me

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>friend asks to borrow some money but doesnt specify why
>whatever, I give him 600€
>he starts talking about marketing and selling products on tiktok/instagram

>>218969976
calling you a retard again x2 (C-C-C-COMBO)

>>218969976
imagine if he posted that as a stack on insta
>hustle culture :biceps emoji:
>#making it

>>218970040
>this is the money I made through my google ads
>subscribe NOW to my udemy course to learn #SEO

Nigga writin ebooks on how to sell an ebook

>>218969976
Whenever you give money to your friends or family, consider them gone for good

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>Rockstar India's role in development: The studio contributed to various aspects of RDR2, including on complex systems, such as the animal ecosystem.

>>218970070
i have a few classmates and ex-colleagues like that.. sad!

>>218969705
I did as a child
2 dogs and a cat
1 dog got stolen/ran away and we got a puppy, then have that nigga away when we moved
Cat just became wild after a while

>>218970035
working class has to stick together bro, if you friend can't lend you 600€ then what is the point of friendship? disregarding his retardation

>>218970040
based hustler

>>218970087
I'm not too worried

>>218970513
it's not about sticking together
like I know some people that if I loaned money to I can be certain that they would seriously try and return it back, and I know others that would try and bum it out

>>218970540
do you think i'd give it to someone who would try to bum it out?

Always charge overnight+100bps interest on people you lend money to
+150bps if they're close friends and family

>>218970574
yes

I got a high school bud who's still looking for me years later to give me back 2.50 bux I lent him.

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>>218970590
it's a 2 points vig monthly for friends bro

>>218970627
>He's here for the rest, the rent, the rent!

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Once I lent a friend in high school 20 lv and asked him a few weeks later what's up
>bro you never lent me money, what are you talking about, stop making shit up
20 lv was the price i paid to find out he couldn't be trusted

>>218970757
A cheap yet invaluable lesson

>>218970757
I cant recall the time I ever borrowed money for myself but I do however know I lent it to others many time such is the life of a huge shipcelboss

>>218970600
bro I only lend to peepo I trust and I dont even care that much if he will give it back or not like if I had a true friend that was sick or whatever I'd cash out like 30-40k € to help him if necessary

tile your windows to shitpost in both thread at the same time

>>218970377
>have that nigga away
gave*

>>218970900
the high IQ move that saved /bark/