Pinche mi vida chungus negrida

Do not chide me

Make sure to ask that girl to be your valentine

>>218982660
Nah she has a boyfriend which she hid from me.

another nauseatingly miserable day in my doomed dysgenic turbosperg truecel life

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Would you Lola Young?

As soon as you hear Epsteins accent for the first time you realize why it’s taken years for you to hear Epsteins accent for the first time

>>218982675
nope

>>218982676
Because he sounds like a stereotypical jew?

>>218982676
He sounds like a typical New York jew, it's pretty funny.

>>218982687
Based fedora chad.

>>218982687
I remember watching this when I was 14 and thinking he was a nerd faggot but he got a gf before I did while Im still a virgin

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Femoids (and jews) psyopped men into thinking that being a simp white knight cuck is "masculine." This is how all boomers think.

>>218982705
It do be like that, it's really interesting all the movies in the late 90s and early 2000s where the nerdy jewish guy gets the Stacy and the masculine jock is always the bad guy. Glad I realized that in high school and changed my approach.

That's me inside your head

>>218982720
You are a fat blob?

>>218982728
Don't sell yourself short

Still think back to 2019 like it was yesterday instead of being 7 years ago

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Sorry goyium the nerdish kike who gets the bitches in real life

>>218982717
The boomer ideal of a manly man is a pussy whipped spineless husband who lets his wife walk all over him.
This is also what kosher-right figures like Matt Walsh and Jordan Peterson are trying to teach to zoomers.

>>218982737
I was just thinking this. That's when I bought my laptop

>>218982752
Do you have a Lenovo Chinese laptop

>>218982743
I've done this with a pillow, it's pretty nice, smoke a joint even.
>>218982749
>This is also what kosher-right figures like Matt Walsh and Jordan Peterson are trying to teach to zoomers
Not sure about that, or at least it's better than what the left thinks a man should be which is a woman.

>>218982767
I have not heard of walsh since the tranny doc

>>218982743
He had low t-levels which proves my point about goshkin

>>218982737
One of my best and worse years, major break up but also great leap forward in what I do.
>>218982766
Currently typing this post from a 2012 lenovo on windows 7.

>>218982625
is this an escort

>>218982782
Wasn't that from when he was like 50

>>218982777
I never watched that, was it good?

Some time in the 80's a florida man brought a small crocodile into a commercial flight and people started to panic destabilizing the plane causing it to crash. Everyone died.

so this is it? the sham of democracy/republic/nation-states is over and we finally just lay down and submit to the fact that the world is a hell run by pedophiles and they’re basically bragging about it?

>snow in 38 minutes
FUCK OFF

Seems like all the /cum/ talent is gone (Spinster, Jason, Brian, Distefano, Mathew, Poopfist) and is getting slower everyday is this the end of /cum/?

FREE MY NIGGA JEFF

>>218982847
cum goes through cycles. we’re in the low season, it’s always like this in january to february

>>218982858
I member

>>218982858
Starting to think he might be actually alive.

>>218982847
I blame the new captcha also all those posters were annoying

Spinster was never real

>>218982878
aren't we all

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just heard a voice downstairs. i’m the only one in the house

>>218982915
Your schizophrenia is flaring up hon did you forget to take Dr Soybergs pills?

>>218982910
I thought they killed him at first.
>>218982915
Check the premise, do you have a gun? Maybe it's tunnel jews.

The bump limit has been increased and you fags still post early threads. /cum/ was never good, that's why I left
kys yourself
t. aidsy

>>218982954
idk who you are and idc

I miss Spinny

>>218982847
i have epstein fatigue its not worth posting or even browsing right now

>>218982878
I bet he got sold as a bitch to diddy

>>218982964
This was the most interesting dump though.

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A girl at my university I have class with invited me to her art show on Valentine's Day and suggested I should go if I've got nobody (I don't).
On one hand I'd love to fuck some art hoes and dabble in some drugs but on the other hand she's really into that /lgbt/ crowd and a lot of her friends are trannies. I'm unsure of the ratio of actual women to trannies/fags there and I don't want people to get the wrong idea about me.
I'll go anyway but it might be really unpleasant or gross.

>>218982970
rich kike faggots are perverts we already knew that

Skulls symbols dont mean bad guys, pirates use skulls and pirates are fun.

>>218982980
trannies, commies, and art hoe types are fun as hell, almost all my best friends in college were in those circles and they were cool

>>218982966
Nah, too powerful. Diddy is a small fish.
>>218982980
Is she hot? Go and check things out.
>>218982981
It's even the perverted things, it's more of their dynamic and how they talked to each other, also the things he was involved in.

>>218983014
>It's even the perverted things
It's NOT even*

I can only fall asleep but laying upright for like an hour until my body starts spazzing that's when I know it's time for sleep

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When's the last time you saw pic related being posted?

>>218983006
lmao no they're not. just go hang out with normal people and you'll have 1000x as much fun with 1/100th of the fake drama

Let’s have some nice big juicy sex tonight. If anybody needs me, I’ll be busy preparing my wiener.

>>218983006
>almost all my best friends in college were in those circles and they were cool
Problem is I'm a White Zoomer male and if they figure out I'm a CHUD they'll focus their autism beams on me.
>>218983014
>Is she hot?
Not really but she isn't ugly and she's always nice to me, definitely would if that's her intent.
I was thinking she also might be looking for a guy for somebody else, problem is I don't know if she's looking for a guy for a girl, a guy for a "girl", or a guy for a guy given I give off a bit of a gay vibe (and by that I mean I'm clean cut and clean shaved, which makes you "gay" in the U.S).

>>218983006
>>218983054
you're both retarded if that makes you feel any better

>>218983054
brown post

>>218983070
did not ask your low IQ incel opinion, fag

>>218983073
I am literally the whitest guy on /cum/ but nice try, paco

>>218983068
>Problem is I'm a White Zoomer male
same dude, you might not realize it now but half of the people in those crowds think being autistic is cool. just don’t chud out. also, a lot of them will have easier senses of humor than you might realize. not all, but some will not be overly sensitive faggots and even think a little chuddery is funny

Haven’t you heard I’m the internet girl

/a/ tricked me into reading a japanese comic book that started out cool but got gay and stupid a few chapters in (again)

I could just jerk off to myself in the mirror honestly. Porn is wack.

>>218983068
Go and check it out, you might have fun and you might smash.

i like yaoi. a lot

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>>218983112
Oh yeah?

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>>218983109

I'm too sober for this shit

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Thoughts? My favorite part is page 65

>https://nhentai.net/g/559088/

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>>218983141
Well at least you've identified the problem.

>>218983141
I though sobriety was going to be boring and I wouldn't make it but it's actually fun and I have so much energy and I don't feel insane all the time.

>>218983145
hentai is pedo shit
i learned my lesson from lacari

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>i want to share my thoughts on porn on a totally unrelated blue board

>>218983086
>you might not realize it now but half of the people in those crowds think being autistic is cool
I get it given I interact with arty commie trannies all the time at my job. Thing is it's a University so I don't know if they'll take everything dead seriously given there's a lot of people in those crowds that are going crazy lately whenever they get a whiff of dissent.
Then again, if the ones there are anything like the letterboxd trannies at my job they should be fine, I get along with them great and love talking about kino with them.
Either way, I'll go given I've got nothing else going on.

>>218983113
Are you a woman or a "woman"?
>>218983112
I definitely will. Even if it's just the girl that invited me it'll be worthwhile and memorable.

>>218983171
>Either way, I'll go given I've got nothing else going on.
Hell yeeh, art hoes can be fun although they are not very political here.

hello cummies

Epstein really couldn’t deal with the questions about his oval shaped penis

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you ever feel like you’re a human being in biology only and all the things that make a person valid or acceptable are missing in you

I can't wait to get home and suck my wife's cock

>>218983190
hello
>>218983180
I remember there was a girl at this bar I was working at and she was always drawing (kind of in a notice me ask me kind of way) she was very pretty, no tattoos but she was one of those going out in the woods fantasy Larping (the actual larpers). Tried to rizz her one time but there were too many guys around her at all time.

>>218983182
>art hoes can be fun although they are not very political here
I envy you guys sometimes, literally everything here is political.
I'll just keep the topic on music/film/art. I've been getting into Madchester lately and I feel like they'll really appreciate that as an icebreaker/sign of credibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zDYMLtVJ4g

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I feel like the future will be shit unless you're indian or jewish

>>218983240
Good thing I don’t live in the future. It always seems to be the present, in my experience.

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>>218983216
>I'll just keep the topic on music/film/art
Smart choice.
>Stone Roses
Good band yeah, love me some 90s brit rock/pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7AMfNy2MsI

>I envy you guys sometimes, literally everything here is political.
It is pretty sweet, also it's funny but even if a chick is liberal (which is common) she is always with a guy that is right wing (which is the norm here). I've never even heard of chicks talking about "I like him but I hate his politics so I'm not gonna date him" that doesn't even exist as a concept.

>>218982954
The bump limit increased really?

I came

>>218983157
You're like 10 years younger than I am though right

>>218983311
I have no idea how old you are, btw I'm not talking about alcohol, that might be different.

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what’s her problem

>>218983195
No I just feel autistic

According to dating apps, the women most attracted to me are
Latinas >>> Middle Eastern > White > Asian >> Black

>>218983157
what did you used to drink

>>218983346
lol wtf

drinking milk

>>218983346
i'm not an organ donor because when my cousin died in a crash the hospital bullied my aunt and uncle to get his corneas before they even really processed hed died and in the end it turned out they couldn't even use them for some reason. its a nice idea in theory but never forget the medical institution is an institution. also think about who is highest on the donor lists and whether you really want them living longer.

>>218983382
I'm going to drink your cock

>>218983382
No drinking, occasionally beers, but I used to do copious amounts of speed and cocaine and smoking weed.

>>218983396
T HANKS!!

>>218983429
hi

you havent lived till you insufflated a wenchoid's asshole 3 hrs post-meal and sniffed

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As heard on shitter. This trad e-whore has been cheating on her tradcath husband with her boss and got several abortions
Chuds not even once lmao

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>>218983470
Me with Tate McRae

>>218983460
What've you been up to big man?

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>>218983470

Im a girl

>>218983484
just work. are you doing well?

>>218983495
A lot better now that I've seen you

>>218983332
Fair. I'm an alcoholic

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>>218983494

>>218983267
>It is pretty sweet, also it's funny but even if a chick is liberal (which is common) she is always with a guy that is right wing (which is the norm here)
This was the norm in the U.S until ~2015. Ever since then the U.S has exponentially gotten more insane with every passing year, with Zoomers facing the brunt of this. We're easily the most fucked generation in the U.S since at least the Lost Generation given the shit that's been done to us over here. It's tragic how crazy everyone and everything is here, and everyone has just completely disassociated from everything outside of their school and/or job as a result. It feels like what I imagine 90s Russia was like.
>>218983208
>she was very pretty, no tattoos but she was one of those going out in the woods fantasy Larping (the actual larpers)
WTF is this a thing in Eastern Europe? Outside of fringe pagan groups stuff like this is unheard of in the U.S given nobody apart from /fit/ types and Boomers really go outside anymore.
>Tried to rizz her one time but there were too many guys around her at all time.
There appears to be a shortage of actual men in her friendgroup, so that should work in my favor if she or the other real women there want a man that isn't a tranny.

>>218983477
>Chuds not even once lmao
It's more "Americans not even once".
This country is virtually indistinguishable from Brazil except we have nukes, Silicon Valley, and Wall Street.

>>218983494
Are you the Caribbean girl that lurks around every now and then?

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I go home tomorrow after a month here, it sucks balls.

>>218983515
>WTF is this a thing in Eastern Europe? Outside of fringe pagan groups stuff like this is unheard of in the U.S given nobody apart from /fit/ types and Boomers really go outside anymore.
Ren faires are super popular and even larping isnt that niche anymore. You seem really sheltered no offense

>>218983511
Yeah I've heard that's though to get off and dangerous.
>>218983515
>This was the norm in the U.S until ~2015. Ever since then the U.S has exponentially gotten more insane with every passing year, with Zoomers facing the brunt of this. We're easily the most fucked generation in the U.S since at least the Lost Generation given the shit that's been done to us over here. It's tragic how crazy everyone and everything is here, and everyone has just completely disassociated from everything outside of their school and/or job as a result. It feels like what I imagine 90s Russia was like.
That's pretty sad man, I bet even Russia was not like that in the 90s, Idk if the stuff I'm seeing online is real but damn it's very unfortunate if it's real.
>WTF is this a thing in Eastern Europe? Outside of fringe pagan groups stuff like this is unheard of in the U.S given nobody apart from /fit/ types and Boomers really go outside anymore.
Duude, they go out in groups of 40-50-60 people and they camp with costumes and everything. I don't think it's a pagan thing, it's more of a Lord of The Rings fantasy magic thing. And thee girls are so hot it's unbelievable. I have a couple of friends who used to do that and post pictures on facebook, looked like they were having fun.
>There appears to be a shortage of actual men in her friendgroup
Nah she had plenty of friends, this bar was so cool, everyone was friends with each other including the staff, I would do gigs there and hang our with them afterwords and go have breakfast in the morning, good times. Unfortunately they sold the bar and now it's a fancy boomer bar as before it was all young people.

>>218983572
>Ren faires are super popular and even larping isnt that niche anymore
Ren faires are definitely popular and have been for a while here but nobody apart from pagans dress up in full medieval gear to larp in the woods

>>218983346
lol what a retard

this "zoom zoom" nigga will never get any pussy

This nigga still gets pussy the old-fashioned way

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>>218983477
Did she cheat with a black guy?

pussy nigga nigga pussy nigga pussy pussy pussy nigga nigga pussy nigga nigga pussy

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>>218983617
He will

>>218983592
Maybe I'm not an alcoholic. I get the appeal though. I forgot what we were talking about

>>218983673
lol, about sobriety, if you are not deep in the sauce don't go that route because it's rough.

A good use for AI would be to make images and videos that tell thirdies the internet will kill their souls so they don't come on here, we have to use their superstition against them

there was a hair that was lodged deep inside my asshole and it felt so good to pull it out, was that gay?

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>>218983706
no

>>218983592
>Idk if the stuff I'm seeing online is real but damn it's very unfortunate if it's real.
Dude it's been revealed that our government and nearly every influential person in the U.S and even many in Britain and Norway were part of a secret Jewish sex cult that might have also dismembered and/or eaten children, and people here are so burnt out and disassociated nobody really cares. It reminds me a lot of how Aum Shinrikyo was influential and powerful in 90s Russia to where they almost pulled off a plot to overthrow the Japanese government and nuke the world and not a single person in Russia gave a fuck at all because they were all strung out on homemade opioids that melted their skin and were too preoccupied with just trying to get by.
>Duude, they go out in groups of 40-50-60 people and they camp with costumes and everything. I don't think it's a pagan thing, it's more of a Lord of The Rings fantasy magic thing
That's bizarre, definitely a European thing. I know girls that are into that kind of stuff here (one of them was my gf at one point) but there's just no communal aspect to anything, so they do ren faires and cosplay instead.
>Nah she had plenty of friends
I was talking about my potential chances at this thing.
> I would do gigs there and hang our with them afterwords and go have breakfast in the morning, good times.
You have a band?
>Unfortunately they sold the bar and now it's a fancy boomer bar as before it was all young people.
Tragic, it's happening here too. They're explicitly overhauling the big college party district at my university town and that's tha case across the country given us Zoomers are poorfags and they want to squeeze the Boomers dry for another 20 years.

>>218983706
You're gay but not for that reason

Man this Epstein stuff has got me feeling sleepy. Anyone else feeling tired? Let's not worry about that right now.

My life be like oooooh ahhh oooooh ahhh

>>218983760
'ooh ahh' like when you see fireworks, or when you stub your toe?

>>218983713
>Dude it's been revealed that our government and nearly every influential person in the U.S and even many in Britain and Norway were part of a secret Jewish sex cult that might have also dismembered and/or eaten children, and people here are so burnt out and disassociated nobody really cares
They've been programming you guys for years me thinks. That sex cult stuff is just for their little clique and pleasure.
>That's bizarre, definitely a European thing.
I'm not sure, but it looked very fun.
>but there's just no communal
I mean they were just having fun during the weekend that was it, they would dress up and go have a nice time.
>I was talking about my potential chances at this thing.
Ooh I see, I misunderstood. Yeah you are right, if she is an a lefty/progressive circle there's a big chance thee men there are pussies or at least timid.
>You have a band?
No, I would DJ, used to run a party every Saturday for a while, I would DJ and bring someone else I found exciting to promote. God I miss that bar so much.
>Tragic
The guy who owned is a cool dude but he had 3 other venues and it was getting too much for him to manage, his other bar is now the place, some of the staff works there so that's good, I love these people.
>They're explicitly overhauling the big college party district at my university town and that's tha case across the country given us Zoomers are poorfags and they want to squeeze the Boomers dry for another 20 years.
Man that fucking sucks, I've been seing articles about how young zoomers are not drinking, is this true in your experience.

Whenever you search some topic they now have ai generated pundits that are giving government narratives

Look at this for example
https://youtu.be/S6Ltpa8q7Ps

Some boomer who comes across this is not going to be able to tell it's AI

can't stop thinking about her

>>218983843
*clicks do not recommend channel*

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Holy sh*t

I ain't been gettin high well maybe a little baby I don't wanna lie

>>218983846
Same

uncomfortably horny

>>218983735
Nobody did anything after nixon
Nobody did anything after 9/11
Nobody did anything after bush obama or trump
Nobody is going to do anything thats just human nature its all just going to become part of skitzo lore people argue about until the next time we get reminded nothing ever changes nothing ever happens

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comfortably horny

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN

>>218983908
Did you know Coverdale named the band after his penus?

>>218983914
based if true

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>>218983927
Of course it is :D

Is it normal that I think about sex to fall asleep

>>218983855
I know when you text me girl, I don't always reply
Well you're not an angel either, you can't even fly

>>218983954
All day I dream about sex

>>218983954
>Is it normal that I think about sex to fall asleep
You're supposed to jerk off before you sleep and when you wake up big guy

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Going to work bros, have a good night, see ya.
>>218983984
Good luck with the girl anon, tell us how it went.

Biblically accurate Angel Soft

My entire body is movie lugubriously chinese. My penis is acquiring more sand too. But I don’t think I can’t know anymore about my fingernails really. Thanks anyway.

>>218984010
Have a good one, Bulgaria guy!

Why didn't Naruto have sex with Sakura?

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>>218984015

>>218984010
>Good luck with the girl anon, tell us how it went.
You'll know when I post a certain Lonely Island song itt in the following weeks, good night my Bulgar fren

>>218984034
You’re gonna jizz in your pants?!

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Tomorrow I go back to 18 inches of snow and temperatures barely above zero.

>>218984066
>You’re gonna jizz in your pants?!
Close, you'll know it when you hear it

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I'm assuming you've all heard about the website to avoid black people?

>>218984073
I was just being a silly billy :^)

I know you’re gonna seal the deal and post that other Lonely Island song

>>218984029
He was a ninja, they're all flaming homos.

Suicide is looking sweeter by the day

>>218984100
>He was a ninja, they're all flaming homos
Source? Big if true.

>>218984149
You ever heard of a married ninja?

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>>218984171
>You ever heard of a married ninja?
Shirley you can't be serious

>>218984184
i remember this fella.

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I have a very important delivery arriving today.

Too many tabs open. Can't decide what to coom to

>>218984351
I can shoot you a rec depending on your taste

>>218984362
I'm feeling some thick milfs tonight

In ranked 1v1 I think Epstein 3 stocks Podesta unless Podesta can get some good Skippy techs in early

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>>218984351

>>218982625
Ale looks like THAT?!

>>218984386
I will never understand why women thin having metal boogers hanging from their nose looks cool

>>218984401
It's supposed to piss off their dads not look cool

>>218984422
the majority of women with them do not have fathers so that makes no sense

>>218984435
lack of father figure and bad relationship with father figure are the same thing except one is more likely fuck men their dad's age

>>218984378
>I'm feeling some thick milfs tonight
Do you like Ebony

>>218984461
I've been known to enjoy chocolate milkers from time to time

>>218984461
>>218984477
Black women ugly
Black women fat
Black women annoying
Black women poopskinned
Black women abusive
Black women loud
Black women trashy
Black women stupid
Black women undesirable
Black women poor
Black women racist
Black women masculine
Black women black

Everything must end

You guys are overthinking it. A girl I worked with said she loved getting her first earring so much that she just kept getting more piercings and eventually tattoos. Some people decorate their bodies the way we would buy a nice jacket. It might reveal something about their character, but I don't automatically think every woman with a nose ring comes from a dysfunctional family. She might just have a regular old drug habit. Lol

>>218984477
k, lmk how this goes for you
https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-101610168_456245430

>>218984509
>Black women
70% of Black women are some variation of this but the 30% that aren't are pretty great, that percentage in the U.S also tends to go up if you're in an area with non-Somali African immigrants

>>218984635
>that percentage in the U.S also tends to go up if you're in an area with non-Somali African immigrants
No anon, no it doesn't. If anything black women get worse the more they settle in to being american

>>218984652
>black women get worse the more they settle in to being american
That was my point retard, Africans are generally better than Black American women imo

>>218984690
I just killed 30000 african women because of this post, exclusively the ones from the 30%

an infinite supply of alcohol and nicotine. is that too much to ask?

>>218984635
I knew a black woman, I won't get too much into it, but I was depressed and abusing alcohol and she was in an abusive relationship and had an eating disorder. We basically were our own amateur therapists. I'd smalltalk with her so she could eat and keep it down, and she would help me when I had depressive episodes and talk me down from buying a bottle. I moved from the west coast, so I don't know what she's up to now. I miss her, though. She was remarkably kind and compassionate.

>>218984723
I fucked her but my bwc was so massive that when I came her head popped off

>>218984711
>anon is an abortion clinic

>>218984742
Well, I'm glad to hear she's doing well.

If you're
1. Ugly
2. Fat
3. Not a gamer
4. Uncool
5. Say swear words
6. Smoke weed
You deserve to be executed

>>218984762
>4
>5
Can I at least choose how?

>>218984762
Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it

>>218984762
Am I a gamer if I play Skyrim like 2-3 times a month?

>>218984797
>>218984799
Uh oh.

>>218984842
You only goon 2 to 3 times a month?

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goodnight

McDonald

Can't wait for my pc parts to get here. I sure hope a nigger doesn't destroy them

I’m gonna do my stretchies and then I’m gonna do my sleepies.

>>218984900
Same, but my my penis stretches

>>218984900
You have to be limber for when Enrique twists your legs over your head and fucks your ass

>>218984851
I don't use coomer mods.

>>218984965
thats kinda embarrassing if you're playing skyrim

>>218984985
why, because he's just enjoying slashing with swords and shooting fire out of his other hand like a regular person? christ, just jack off THEN play video games. why do you weirdos have to get them tangled up?

>>218984951
Hell yeah
>>218984961
Enrique Iglesias?

...a lot of honky's in here

Why do I taste skunk when I swallow

>>218985015
Playing games is for babies, if I'm not cumming then I feel like a manchild

I started making soyfaces ironically in reaction to things, but it developed into a habit and now I can't stop. I find myself soyfacing reflexively and stopping myself too late. Last time I soyfaced I screamed SHIT in rage and everyone turned to look at me.

>>218985150
Relatable

>>218985082
I won't argue against your first point, but the latter is odd. don't you think masturbating is the emotionally-stunted version of sexual satisfaction, extending from your logic?

>>218985164
Sometimes

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Behold the original soyface

What's it like to punch a soillennial in the face?

>>218985229
They meld around your fist, folding into themselves and your hand enters another dimension until you withdraw it and see they remain unscathed

>>218985252
True and then they make a soy passive aggressive comment

>>218985229
like hitting quicksand, I imagine. you land it, and now you're stuck because a dozen others have their phones out recording and oh, now you're under arrest and fired.

I've been spending most of my brain activity on contemplating huge tits lately, what would it feel like to grab tits that are as large as a human head and just flop them around, maybe squish them a couple times with your fingies, maybe rub your thumbs over the nipples and make them go boioioing like a doorstop

Where the conservathots at

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Thoughts on the new Nazi killing kino?

https://youtu.be/awKB9Ux5V8Q

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Enrique Iglesias and Eric Church have the same name.

>>218985309
>I've been spending most of my brain activity on contemplating huge tits lately
Me too man, me too. There's a couple of girls I'm contemplating pursuing who have giant tits, one of whom is a tall Jewess and the other is a tall Kween.

>>218985309
my ex girlfriend had pretty big breasts. I loved playing with them when we had sex. I even liked the way she would sweat a little under them. it's a shame our personalities chafed to much, her body is exactly what I liked. in a lot of ways. and you can't admit that to partners later on. "could you try and look more like the girl I lost my virginity to, please?" hahaha

I’m a performative male

my fucking FAGGOT NIGGER USELESS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING canine teeth keep biting the inside of my mouth
my SHITTY molars are WORTHLESS NIGGERS too

>>218982687
At least he tried, but come on bro she has more muscle than you do.

>>218982700
Probably because of how you think about things

>>218985652
my molars dig into which ever side I rest on's inner cheek. when I wake up on my back, I can always tell which side I mostly slept on by which one is swollen and painful, ha

>>218985655
She has kind of a weird look to her desu

caught you lacking after school and shot at all your friends

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>i’m sorry, sir, the shake machine is down for the night

>>218985795
https://youtu.be/RW88hKIE8U4?si=du7gp9GRs1LTEfle

>>218984317

What is it

Nigga's choose to have a whole ass shake machine that breaks down every day instead of having a few blenders.

really wonder how hollow ur life has to be to just think about politics 24/7
I would probably blow my brains out if I was sitting up at 5am scrolling through political twitter

>>218986030
I can't find him saying this

Mmmph fuck I’m so jacked and sexy it feels so good to be in my body I’m gonna eject white globs from my balls and eat em up in my mouth

I like Linkin Park

I like Happy Mondays

Fuck yo homie he dead most they asses got hit in they head

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>try to go to sleep early
>wake up after 4 hours
>wide awake and can’t go back to sleep now

the coffeejew did it to me again bros

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Spent all night playing with my dolls again.

>>218986437
from Wisdom, Justice and Love to the end of Thousand Suns is their best I feel

>>218986494
Coffee right before sleeping can give you nightmares you know.

>>218986690
are you retarded?

>>218986713
Nonsense.
Utterly ridiculous.
Why I've never heard such a load of bull plop!

>>218986788
I take it you disagree?

>>218986815
who wouldn't?
https://youtu.be/LpC0SKU6O00?si=0RbpHvGX44D6Y0TV

>>218986862
guy, I've heard that a hundred times. I had it on a CD. it's just not the sound of theirs I've come to cherish over time. I mentioned this to a friend once, that through coincidence, Linkin Park's sound has always somehow matched my mood at the time of the album's release. so Thousand Suns is my favorite, because it was like a decade of listening culminating.

>>218986587
left: where are her organs?

How can i never tip low life motherfuckers in USA? I'm going there and i don't want entitled bitches fighting over tips when I pay to eat a nice meal. American poor people just act like they are entitled to something and they arent never poor, being poor in america is a choice, you just need to work (except when you have some disability), americans really don't know how good they have.

>>218987024
fair. still prefer when Chester still had his balls though. Sorry, I like balls apparently

>>218987147
hey, his powerful screams are half the material. no shame in liking any of it.

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>>218987147
>Sorry, I like balls apparently

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>>218987218

>>>/tv/217771593
Made one

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>mfw matched with a 19 year old zoomie girl on dating app

how should I 'rizz' her zoom zooms?

>>218987572
You're a freak, man.

>>218987684
Threaten her with violence

>>218987684
ask her if she likes markiplier and fnaf and kpop

>>218987684
see if you like anything about her that isn't her body.

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Time to Make the Donuts.