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Five a Day edition
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my batman headcanon:
>batman age: 25
>vs carmine falcone, sal maroni, rupert thorne, corrupt cops loeb and flass. black mask and penguin take over organised crime. hunted by GCPD, secret alliance with gordon. meets catwoman, moral code tested
>26
>vs penguin, black mask, zsasz, deadshot. joker appears. friends with harvey dent, then maroni turns him to two-face.
>27
>vs joker, riddler, scarecrow, two-face, mad hatter. mentors dick grayson as robin. GCPD tolerates him.
>28-32
>vs hugo strange, mr freeze, poison ivy, joker+harley quinn. Gordon made commissioner
>33-36
>vs clayface, killer croc, man-bat, firefly, killer moth. dick leaves. mentors jason todd as robin. joker kills jason. GCPD relies on him.
>37-40
>vs ra's al ghul, bane, league of assassins. mentors batgirl and tim drake as robin. bane breaks batman's back. healing. dick grayson as nightwing watches gotham
>41-45
>vs arkham asylum inmates, hush, court of owls, professor pyg, talia al ghul. joker cripples batgirl, she recovers as oracle. jason todd re-emerges as red hood
>46-50
>vs legion of doom, lex luthor, brainiac, darkseid, doomsdsy. joins the justice league.
>51-59
>retires, nightwing, robin, oracle and red hood watch gotham. damien wayne revealed as secret son of talia. marries catwoman
>60
>comes out of retirement, final showdown with joker leading to joker's death
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the plush behind her from sailor moon lol cute
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any highly observant dark empath man in?
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can't sleep
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>Four British nationals claiming to be 'hikers' were apprehended by US authorities after allegedly sneaking into the country through remote woods connecting Canada to Maine.
Huh? Why would you need to sneak into America as a Brit
>Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, 18, of Liverpool, as well as Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan and Mohammed Sultan Saleh
Hmmm
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NEETs, your time has come.
Now get out.
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>>220650638
>brown eyed white people
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>>220650679
Meant for >>220650645
Oops!
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>>220650678
that low? wow
and yeah excluding nuns
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Reaching out
To find a way
To make tomorrow
A brighter day
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all catberg does is eat. all he wants to do is eat. trying to reduce his intake and make him healthier but he's a monster about it. the moment i stand up he runs to his bowl in case i'm going to feed him. he's like an american. fat lad needs to learn.
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Soon: Moon
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fucks sake i feel seen
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>going to this restaurant on the morrow
>have no idea what any of this shit is
I am so fucked
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<----anons dutifully safeguarding /brit/ from any fun and interesting posts
>blog on
>didn't ask
>british culture
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>>220650691
YOWZING
>>220650665
I haven't watched it, I will now. Pushing Tin. My friend applied for that job and you have to complete a test within a given timeframe, the requests are to write a multi-digit number from back to front, recognise shapes etc. And then they pick the top 15.
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>>220650829
They need to sort their own shit out first
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>>220650798
Made me click in the hope of seeing Alexandra Daddario. Now I'm going to post her myself in order to be the change I want to see in the world
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>>220650669
Slavs are like Brits with much higher testosterone. They are non-pussified Brits.
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>>220650836
>the moon
hmm yes ok
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16 minutes from being this far away to splash down
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oh aye
have all the girls laughing at me because of how uncultured I am
mongs
this is why you're incels
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I enjoyed that film, hope you do to. I read ATC has the highest burnout rate of any job. It's more pressure than people evolved to cope with on a daily basis. Imagine a job where if you mess up you smash two planes full of people together in mid air.
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right well you’re wrong and people prefer light eyes, at least I do
I have very pale skin because I never leave the house and I’m ethnically english, so even though I have dark eyes I wouldn’t say my features are mediterranean in any way
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Go to this Indian place every now and then, usually the lady would warn me if it's spicy but I only buy the things I know aren't for the most part
Over time I think I gave her the mistaken impression that I could handle spicy food so she didn't warn me when I bought what was essentially the arse destroyer, legitimately spent my entire weekend pooing away with my stomach in pain, now back to getting a rotation of the mild made for whitey stuff
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did degeneracy at the after toil drinks
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>imagine some hundred years from now when it's no different from landing at an airport
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SPLASHDOWN IS IN 10 MINUTES
I REPEAT 10 MINUTES
THEY HAVE ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE
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The bunnies are not playing around anymore.
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is this them
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we will never know what happened in the 40 minutes they were behind on the dark side of the moon and they had no contact with anyone on earth
we do not know what happened in that time
we do not know what happened
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WORLD WAR LLL HAS STARTED!
https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1775857516889945.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1775857516889945.webm
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I CAN SEE THE CORONA
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>>220651065
i hope you're watching it's pretty cool
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i shed teardrops 4 my troops
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https://i.4cdn.org/int/1775857402508713.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/int/1775857402508713.mp4
personally i prefer this
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3 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE
HOLY FUCK IT'S FALLING
FUCK HERE COMES SPLASHDOWN
OH SHIT PARACHUTES DEPLOYING
OH SHIT I CAN HEAR CHEERING
3 MINUTES UNTIL THEY HIT THE OCEAN
THE MOON CONQUERED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A
OH SHIT HERE THEY COME
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pretty
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what's the flames why is it shooting flames
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your aura loss this week has been nothing short of marvellous
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THEY MADE IT
BACK ON EARTH
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Might make a garlic, lemon, and black pepper salad dressing with extra virgin olive oil and put in on my tesco party salad and have some sauerkraut with it. Could cook some kidney beans as well. Then later I'll squeeze the leftover lemon into a gin & tonic maybe.
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see you in Valhalla brother
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>>220651331
On the side. I like to keep the different bits separate but get a bit of everything on the fork
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>>220650928
nothing wrong with brown eyes you're just ugly mate
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>>220651394
I was surprised how much can go with sauerkraut. It's not cheap for the good stuff but it's very good for you.
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honestly it is expected of the english when they became godless men that their society would fall into the yookayism our island has become
when you remove God and objective morality from society all that is left is people who believe that life is ultimately a meaningless cosmic gambit and your only purpose is to squeeze as much pleasure and comfort as possible for your own doing before you return to the black void for eternity
this mentality became common with the boomers reaching age and utterly hollowed out our country, which was once the foremost civilisation on the planet. 40 years later and we are in this state.
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by all means you can mock me
but you cannot deny, our godless, nihilistic civilisation, only about for the pursuit of money and comfort, will be utterly rolled over by the masses of asiatics and africans, that do believe their life has divine meaning, and that they will go to paradise for their righteousness
be meaningless at your own peril
your only hope is that the irish diaspora will revive catholicism
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>>220651439
yes i've just started eating it recently, been adding it to sandwiches and having little spoonfuls here and there. smells horrible but tastes great. i want to try making my own
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>revive catholicism
The pope is pozzed and zogged.
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it must be frustrating for them. like after the plane lands and you have to stand around waiting for everyone to get their bags and shuffle off and you need to pee and want to move your legs and it feels like it takes forever
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>>220651573
I've got hundreds, maybe over a thousand reaction images. Been collecting them on here for 10+ years now I think.
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Emma Watson's only gone and done a stinky fart that went unsmelled by me today.
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this is true
christianity has an undeniable relationship with the biblical hebrews
but not the larpers that call themselves “jews” these days
the ancient israelites were shepherds and farmers that tried their best to write down divine revelation in preparation for the saviour
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Sorry to hear that.
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it's past 1am, why are you awake?
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>>220651696
I do have aura that's undeniable, women compliment my outfits
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love u
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>>220651600
that's sexy
come here sugar
mwah
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fourth month jobless
fourth year sexless
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it being mundane is good, it should make space travel look more achievable. we all know how rockets work, we know what computers can do, the rest of the world should step it up, especially if the USSR already landed a drone on Venus, which is arguably harder than humans on the moon or drones on Mars
only bad outcome is if somehow woke returns and they build a shrine to george floyd on the moon in 2029
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nah, fear mostly evaporates when you realise that you didn’t have to exist, reality as you know it didn’t have to, yet here you are. existence is itself ontologically good. and here you are beholding it. you exist by pure divine love.
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3 hours kissless and cuddleless me
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now recruiting for Cafe British in Grimsby, Lincs
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>>220651766
Spilled wot?
>Wockhardt
No it's just the way I'm sitting
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>>220651773
I don't have to fly to Japan to get mine signed, big ups
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>>220651747
to be fair it's legal pretty much everywhere except the usa
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