this is the one

vomitting during missionary sex

path of exile nearly done downloading, hope I like it

Sir Gavin Newsom

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>>220655896
>>220656010

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Need to finger Emma Watson.

call me fartemis 2

>>220656142
You need to bathe at least once this year.

>>220656139
youve been up all night you actual fucking demented lunatic GO TO SLEEP you need to reset your brain

>>220655999
Just think the Catholic church has been weird, Vatican II sounds like an attempt to water down the faith and they're increasingly looking a lot like clown Protestant sects

Don't think Orthodoxy has this issue so they have a better claim to apostolic succession

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hope you all have a great day

>Britain now employs more than 500,000 people in HR roles – a staggering 83 per cent increase since 2011, according to the British Labour Force Survey. To put this in perspective, HR workers now outnumber NHS doctors three to one. The UK is an HR superpower, second only to the Dutch.
get them all on farms

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The missus and get friend

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>>220656171
thx u 2

>>220656171
thanks
:)

>>220656171
birdboned jawlet
imagine the incel sons

>>220656168
>increasingly looking a lot like clown Protestant sects
blatant lie

>>220656171
You too bongy. Enjoy your Saturday.

>>220656207
sc

>>220656177
Her*

>>220656187
well they're allowing gay priests now and Francis prayed with Muslims on numerous occasions

>>220656207
the one funny black tweet

lil mabu shot dead in miami

rorke going to see Project Hail Mary
leftypol going to see Project Male Hairy

anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings

>>220656215
If they are celibate and aren’t talking about being gay why should I care?

>>220656180
Women aren't supposed to have large jaws lad.
Or penises.

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our so mi

>>220656250
err yeah go on

suppose i'd bettter make a coffee then

>>220656168
I'm telling you bro I went through the full deep-dive for 2 years, and i got frustrated and gave up and fell away and it was a rough time. Just keep the wheels moving, if you've decided to actually become EO then good for you i wont argue but actually go try it irl. The music is great and they have a lot of cool recent saints.

>>220656263
not you
someone else?

>>220656285
um ok wow RUDE

The soulful swagger of a 34 year old White boy who looks 17

>>220656285
I'll listen

imagining things

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>>220656336

10 weeks to lock in else I have to kill myself

I wish I wasn't American.

>>220656272
Well I haven't decided anything yet, there's several churches near me and I don't know which to join

Are you orthodox?

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>>220656336
>>220656350

>>220656374
You dont have to join just go visit and introduce yourself and attend a mass and see how you like it.
I am Catholic

>>220654698
Hello talking about me?

>>220654698
Rip rick gervais :(

>>220656371
I wish I was American

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>>220656414

I love being American

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>>220656439

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but them people who came back on the Artemis rocket? They’re not the same people who went up

>>220656463
please tell me you're joking wtffff

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back in the day did you lads scran smints or tic tacs?

>>220656477
liquorice pellets

I like going to Thailand for the weather and the food but everyone assumes you’re a sex tourist if you travel there as a single man but the truth is I’m just not attracted to Thai lasses. Not racist, they just don’t do anything for me (neither do the men or the ladyboys before one of your says something)

>>220656439
>>220656461
Are you enjoying being outside europe britonnians?

>>220656471
I know they look and sound like them but it’s not them. Something happened up there

>>220656497
pretty sure holland is in europe last time i checked

>>220656495
Going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not having a kebab

>>220656108
Thought this guy was a typical mong fist at first but seen some clips of him and he's actually a based fist

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>>220656477
For me it was Pez

>>220656497
I was 13 when brexit happened so I haven't noticed any difference in my life

>>220656495
>I’m just not attracted to Thai lasses
this nigga gay

>>220656523
refilling pez was too big of a pain in the ass
plus they're so chalky and have no flavour

I'd rate them smints > pez > tic tacs

you just know when they went behind the moon for 40 minutes they tried shagging each other

>>220656516
or like going to rorke's house and not having your willy sucked!!

>>220656495
>the weather
isn't it very hot and always humid? not my idea of comfy

>>220656516
Seems a bit gay

>>220656511
Define europe

>>220656531
no i get it, im not attracted to asian girls at all

>>220656541
Umm xx

>>220656531
If you’re into oompa loompa women

Chickswithdicks.com

the fact that thai women and ladyboys are somewhat difficult to tell apart is not a ringing endorsement of thai women

>>220656549
a peninsula off the coast of asia

>>220656516
I remember when I was 16 my older sister's friend was visiting and she said to had just been to Thailand and I asked her in front of my parents and sister if she had shagged a ladyboy
I miss being a fearless little sperg isntead of a meek runt

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>>220656549
the purple and green countries

>>220656555
Yep. I never got yellow fever. I do now see some East Asian girls as attractive (Japanese, Korean, Chinese) but South East Asians are still not my thing

>>220656597
True

>>220656606
they're primitive and alien looking

it's about mum
she's had her head kicked in

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you wouldn't?

>>220656636
asian trannards are so much better than western trannards

>>220656606
i dont really take race into consideration for attractiveness, but i just wouldnt be with them regardless

People say never drink alone but I've never got into a fight or been accused of rape after drinking alone.

much you lads pay for IPTV?

>>220656676
Looks a bit poofta, if you catch my drift.

>>220656685
Shoulda quit 2nd time i pissed the bed but waking up in jail did the trick

>>220656636
get yeh fookin cock out jeffree

>>220656689
dont watch tv

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>>220656636
1. black pussy
2. latinx pussy
3. sea pussy
4. yellow pussy
4. dog pussy
5. white pussy

>>220656709
Done all these but dog

>>220656597
How did you manage to produce this map so accurately and fast?

>>220656709
I would autistically bust my nut inside of her in 3 seconds.

>>220656696
yeah feel like this is some lovers tiff going on

>>220656717
ive been around

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvo80gbCYwE

how is bri'ish music so good

>>220656597
should have edited portugal to be yellow or green

>>220656709
>1. black pussy
based alert based alert

naked & afraid, rorke’s first shag

>>220656730
nobody cares about poortugal

>>220656676
Looool went to uni with this lad

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dem a cvp stain clot a wash now yeh?
dysondem on a contrarotation one yeh?

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>>220656729
lola :D

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>>220656742
hundreds of millions of people around the world speak Portuguese

>>220656713
You haven't lived lad!

>>220656746
sup mouldie?
u gud mouldie?

>>220656722
Zaeyon is breakin hearts out there

>>220656755
brazilian*

Ublock Origin and YouTube knocking lumps out of each other whilst I'm just trying to load a video. Will let them hash it out and come back in 10 mins

>>220656755
Sovl

katy ear still ring from rapidtappy

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>>220656755
actually screamed when it panned to the dwarf
kino country

yesterday morning 77kg
This morning 78.5kg
Wahey

>>220656780
alri fatty

>>220656780
Do a poo

>>220656775
remember when you were erping with a man in his 30s yesterday lmao

>>220656786
hey :(

Dwarf is very fit

It's simple - just depopulate the turd world

How about we depopulate YOU rorke

>Ricky Gervais has rescued 2,000 dogs used in cruel lab tests
Hmm the same dogs that God chose to be tortured in labs, curious!

Might get into making airfix models to keep me off the drink. I would love to make a tiger tank

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>>220656676

Depopulate deez nuts

Want to play a game and watch some movies but I'm supposed to be meeting some people today.

>>220656841
what people

Business idea: fingering a lass, but with your willy.

>>220656676
My city! :O

i once dated a midget

>>220656860
That's called masturbation not dating

>>220656860
Lucky

>>220656860
I've known about ten different male midgets in my 30 something years of life but never encountered a female

>>220656852
Some friends. Didn't want to admit I had any here.

>>220656597
Not about the size is it? Small and pert beats big and saggy

>>220656886
Were any of those lads happy or grumpy?

>>220656841
isnt like 6 am up there

>>220656886
Those were hobbits man not midgets

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what is youtube recommending me
who is "The Master Thug"

>>220656860
tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?

Cameron Diaz in The Mask mogs Sydney Sweeney

sir rosenior ipad on table facetime katy sipping coffee in milan rn

>>220656930
we were engaged at some point

>>220656944
sup crodie u gud?

Anyone want to buy a house off me?

Ziedberg even less comprehensible than usual I see

>>220656907
the ones who could walk were fairly jolly
the one in a wheelchair was a grumpy dick head
though I think that guy wasn't technically a midget and had brittle bones that made him look like one (he was really short and fat and his legs were all twisted and wrong)

Sup Cody

>>220656954
sure do you take cash

>>220654698
>Think of a song
>It shows up on my youtube recommended
Ugh thanks mossad, I guess

>>220656929
Hope you enjoyed my video lad.

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nuke shot from a howitzer

>>220656955
I hope he's finally slipping into psychosis and dementia.

>think of your mum
>she shows up on my doorstep
thanks sir keir starmer

>>220656978
Theyre doing this to my bollocks thursday

jeez codes whyd ya give me a charley horse

>>220656978
my pisser when shitting out a kidney stone

mad how yung lean's real name is leandoer

>>220656971
Yeah

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>someone quoted a typo I made and attached a photo of Bradley Welsh laughing

Brave Six going dark
*tac knifes rorke*

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Not a sponsorship I'd want to take if I were a youtuber.

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poo frog

>>220656955
>>220656980
don't think he was all that sane to begin with

>>220657052
i'd shill anything me

>>220657052
you dont wear pants?

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>>220657052
fallout 4 wasn't that bad

>>220657062
s

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>>220657062

>>220656903
now here's a man who knows a thing or two about tits

poo wog

>>220657062
harry potter once scranned one of these

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love that love that

>>220656903
if she doesnt have massive udders that i can milk while shes standing on all fours im not interested

>>220657109
omds he's still playing and didn't give up after September

>>220657022
cuteteef

reminds me i need to bin this new sensodyne i got. swear its making my teeth worse

>>220657121
If I stop playing my brother wins

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>>220657104
what a cohencidence as i'm currently reading harry potter

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Um what’s she doing in LA…. Compton maybe…?

lorde sex arse

We at /brit/ are just a bunch of gorgeous women

eating an egg with a bagel

>>220657163
tits or gtfo

Asian women need BWC

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the lads

A/S/L?

>>220657163
bestie you are so fucking right

rorke be advised biomass is oscar mike towards your location recommend extreme vigilance over

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs

>>220657109
good for you
I've had the worst season of my life and not bothering anymore desu

>>220657180
sc

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>Behold, the embodiment of American rot, shoved into an ill fitting suit. The sleeves of a con man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a pig, the racism of a klansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, the ignorance of a barstool drunk and the greed of a hedge fund tycoon. Arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism. Stupidity exalted as common sense. Greed passed as ambition. Cruelty sold as toughness. The personification of American corruption, spray painted orange and paraded around like a prize hog at a county fair.

>>220657175
Der Juden

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the UK's white British population has actually been declining (in raw numbers) since at least 2001

sir rosenior, baron of wandsworth

Just did my 2nd wank of the night. Havent done that in years. The mutilated knob hurts and burns got friction burns... no foreskin you see.

>>220657146
i get the feeling that pottersmut12's real name is desiree

>>220657175
more like jewdas

>>220657176
think of a bee, you are its knees
wont you come round tuesday please

>>220657180
Copy that Chud Six, loaded for bear, over.

*kisses my biceps*

>>220657208
ohayo mouldie!! >u<

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>>220657197
>>Behold, the embodiment of American rot, shoved into an ill fitting suit. The sleeves of a con man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a pig, the racism of a klansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, the ignorance of a barstool drunk and the greed of a hedge fund tycoon. Arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism. Stupidity exalted as common sense. Greed passed as ambition. Cruelty sold as toughness. The personification of American corruption, spray painted orange and paraded around like a prize hog at a county fair.

a world without them

>>220657224
roar

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>ay tone this is Jesus a friend of ours

Like Springsteen born to run - the /brit/ thread

>>220657210
use lube

to sad abt spurs to post proply

it's really funny that ziedbelg and heatherpedo are two adult white men presumably in their 30s who spend most evenings roleplaying as black men together on 4chan

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Mum just sent me this

>>220657266
de zerbi will keep you up la x

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Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.

>>220657202
Wowwww just over 1 million in more than 20 years WOWWWW

>>220657289
bet she lost her virginity on set

netanyahu lebanese land sale -> spurs cash injection

>>220657297
sup crodie
will u be on again later to rp?

>>220657202
we are all leaving the plantation for greener pastures

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>>220657296
bet

>>220650987
janny on a mad one tonight

>>220657266
hope they go down. couldn't happen to a nicer club x

>>220657320
nah i mean with one of the boys like dean thomas or lee jordan

love the spurs. wemby is a phenom

looking forward to seeing poor innocent horses be tortured, exploited, and killed at aintree today?

Britain not fully depopulating India when it had the chance is probably the greatest failure of the empire and just shows why Christianity/capitalism/liberalism are cancerous.

>>220657253
No im not a big wank man, dont want wank tools. Just got a nice grip of the protos cheeks today and could tell she'd be keen so it's got me going.

>>220657344
no mate. but I will enjoy the horse racing

they rapidly…?
oh the bulbosity of it all

it's mad how the secret of human happiness was just to let harv, andy, jeff and bill shag whenever they wanted

>>220657202
Leftypol jumping for joy

horse racing is awful since it's beloved by both chavs and tarqs

>>220657344
Every year.

Fuck me it's dark and depressing today, mid april ffs it's like January out there

>>220657357
so you assaulted a woman. good luck in jail idiot

>>220657373
correct. it's just middle class lefties who whine about it

>>220657359
LOL
crodie will u be on to rp later?

>>220657213
its a bit shocking how many women write underage pedo stories about chidren

>>220657388
you don't even have spring, can grim shitain get any worse?

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diego on the dance floor at bloc shuffling around like that video of keir starmer playing five a side

>>220657415
LOL
crodie will u be on to rp later? im ready if u are

Don't support tottenham but I think they are unfairly bullied desu and it likely stems from a cadre of Arsenal fans existing in the news media who have successfully and quietly positioned them as a loser club.

>>220657408
would you rather have them act out their fantasies?

reading flat earth facebook groups. revealing demonstration of cult psychology

Need a more active hobby. Right now I mostly have movies and live music. Any suggestions?

>>220657419
why are you even here if you don't like us

>>220657432
would rather have them kill themselves to be desu

>>220657419
It was 25C and sunny a couple of days ago mate

>>220657429
arsenal fans are all black and brown

very bright and sunny in devon right now !!

>>220657438
have you tried sports?
nba playoffs are coming up

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>>220657438
hiking club

hope everyone except for the agents of the great satan have a great weekend

>>220657441
cant have everything lad

>>220657447
rorke when he hasn't mentioned someone's race in 5 minutes:

>>220657458
don't think he's going to go from inactive to nba player in time for the playoffs m8

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got the frasier on

Seen that clip of the literal chudjak having a melty on Ring cam? Genuinely the funniest thing of 2026 so far.

>Chud Base, this is Chud Team Six, how copy? Over.
>Chud Team Six you've got hostile biomass moving towards you, bearing 080, over.
>Roger that Chud Base, requesting close air support, over.
>Negative, Chud Team Six, all allied air support is currently oscar mike to the Troon Front, over.

>>220657458
I'm too late for that. I was busy playing videogames during the Jordan era.

>>220657473
I do like going for walks. Not sure if there are any near me.

>>220657496
absolutely insane. Rumour is he got catfished to some randoms house and had a melty

do you think you've ever seen another /brit/ poster in real life

>>220657496
reckon it's fake me. either a skit or ai. nothing interesting on the internet is real now.

>>220657438
Bouldering, easy and riddled with autists. There's one lad at the place I go who has a full Deadpool outfit tracksuit that he wears, I think he goes with his sister who has perfect tits.

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nobody:
arsenal fans:

>>220657473
they must already be mates. No way you'd get that lucky joining a random group

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>>220657473
zesty foden

>>220657496
link it then

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>>220657495
>Glenn and Corbett committed their final and most publicized murder on July 1, 1975. Glenn, Corbett, and two other men, Larry Dunn and Eric McLeod, decided to rob aRed Lobsterrestaurant, located on South Academy Boulevard. They left without any money. An employee of the restaurant, 18-year-old Karen Grammer, was waiting for her boyfriend to finish work.[2]Thinking she may be able to identify them, the four men kidnapped her.

>After robbing aconvenience store, the men took Grammer to the apartment they shared, where they repeatedlyrapedher. They promised to take Grammer home, but instead put a cloth over her head, then drove her to amobile home parkon South Wahsatch Avenue. Glenn, who according to courttestimonyby Larry Dunn, had takenLSD,[2]stabbed Grammer in the throat, back and hand, and left her to die. However, this testimony has been disputed. Glenn accepted responsibility for his involvement, but said Dunn was supposed to release Grammer and had asked him to help untie her. There was a struggle and Glenn said he could not recall what happened next since he was on drugs at the time. Corbett said Dunn was the one who had actually stabbed Grammer.[1]

>In an attempt to save herself, Grammer ran toward the back porch of a nearby home, but the homeowners were not present. She died at the property, leaving bloody hand and fingerprints where she tried to reach the doorbell.[3]For a week, police were unable to determine who she was until her roommate at the time called to report her missing, and her older brother, actorKelsey Grammer, subsequently identified her.[2]

>>220657496
already got posted in this thread
>>220657021

Incel Command this is Chud Team Two, requesting Predator strike on the clownworld bunker, over.

>>220657507
was waiting to cross road other day and as a car went past the front passenger, female, made direct eye contact and smiled at me. That never happens and I don't think I had jam or egg on my face at the time. Curious

nobody:
literally nobody:
rorke: arsenal fans are all black and brown

>>220657544
whyd they kill ruby granger

>>220657507
I've shagged a few.

>>220657548
i was the one who asked the least you could do is give me a (you). ignorant bitch

>>220657544
Hey baby, my dad and sis were murdered
And now I do hate the blacks
Quite rightly

And maybe I seem a bit racist
Yeah maybe, but I got you libs!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha-Hah!
But I don't know what to do with those damned darkies and feral blacks
They're coonin' again

>>220657473
imagine the smell

>>220657514
>his sister who has perfect tits
Where's this?

>>220657578
LOL
crodie will u be on to rp later? the gherkin is calling LOL

Rorke will criticise yank food but my brother in Christ have you TRIED a peanut butter and honey sandwich?!

Right, let's get our pasty white asses out of bed and get the brekkie made, yes? OK.

>>220657507
pretty sure i was in stamford bridge with mousenonce last month

>>220657507
saw diego shaking his pasty whiteboy ass in the club last night

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>>220657571

>>220657586
rorke likes yanks

there is a group of 2 or 3 rorkes who fantasize about moving to america and talk about how yanks are so much richer and live better than their fellow countrymen in the uk

what if frodo put the ring on his cock lol

>>220657630
no difference whatsoever

what if you gave a medieval peasant a big mac
do you think he would consider it good scran

>>220657630
I mean it would probably feel good but like evil y'know? Like shooting up meth into your cock or something.

>>220657645
yes

>>220657630
I'd suck it off

>>220657645
yeah they probably only got meat once a year

thinking about all the incredibly autistic things i did as a child without realising they were weird at the time

gollum used the ring for gooning, it's an allegory

gollum was defo wanking to fish in that cave :/

hook nosed, international, jewish finance capitalists? Not a fan tbqh lads

did you lot get banned or summat

nobody:
literally nobody:

>>220657683
Right, get this guy debanked and banned from the internet NOW

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MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY KIDS FROM ME
THEN THEY CLOSED MY BANK ACCOUNT

>>220657720
>>220657720

>>220657713
Nigga Heil Hitler

>>220657645
King Henry VIII would eat Maccas, KFC, Domino's every day if he were magically transported here.

>>220657473
anyone know what hill this is

>>220657825
Lord Hereford's Knob

>>220657646
Sounds like when I did mephedrone and spent 12 hours wanking

.