/fr/

I still don't understand why Faramir was narrating the king's wife infidelity or how he even knew when he wasn't even there.

alri

hi everyone how are you xx :)

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SNL UK has been officially yanked

>>220680441
Shit u?

>>220680441
good wbu? x

>>220680450
also not great !

>>220680441
hiiiiiiiiii >.<

>>220678793
THIS IS FARTERRRR

But only love can break your heart

*flicks rorke's ear*

European forests evoque something genuinely transcendental and beautifully oracular within you, gnomes, fairies while American forests fill you with dread, a sinister evil, monsters and cryptids tearing at your flesh and entrails.

>>220680483
what do african forests be like

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>>220680483
Yeah, American forests have wendigos

>>220680483
Things people say before being eviscerated by the faer folk

Think I'd get on well with black women. Know they're not all the same but you know what I mean. Don't pretend like you don't know what I mean, /brit/. 4chan /int/ /brit/

>>220680483
Try an original thought for once instead of a medicore oversharred xeet

>>220680532
You just want to suck on their big meaty black pussy

>>220680532
know exactly what you mean and agree based on personal experience x

Morning team. Up for toil today. Not looking forward to it alas it got to be done.

>>220680538
ktim

Running full speed at the walls of the runt cage and slamming my obese body into them. Let me out!!!!

>>220680541
Was it the way I'm imagining it?

>>220680548
Glhf

>>220680555
if you're asking if i had sex then i'm afraid not

>>220680554
*rattles the bars of your runt cage and taunts you*

Team I can't wait for my narcolepsy diagnosis so I can tell toil I can't do morning shifts anymore it will be lush

>>220680559
Don't know what this means but thank you

Early morning posters don't have enough foy spirit

nobody:
literally nobody:
rorke's black gf:
rorke: hey soul sister

>>220680583
Good luck have fun

tung tung god

Genuinely like most gays but they should never ever be able to adopt children

>>220680655
what about bad children

just waiting on the addy to hit tb haitch

An evil presence has entered the room

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>“I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa…”

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https://youtu.be/o9PuAm7d0PA

>>220680749
bullied by swarthy eyeties award

might learn how to fly a plane
no reason why

whats the gayest thing you ever done

It is weird how brits never post about 7/7 yet that killed hundreds.

>>220680775
wank to tranny porn
touch my friend's cock
eat my own spunk

>>220680777
holy digits
but because 7/7 is just a boring terrorist attack where muslims blew themselves up like they always do so who cares
bit different to flying two massive planes into some skyscrapers

>>220680775
My cousin and I sucked eachothers cocks when were 13. I avoid him at family gatherings now

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Listen, ma, I'll give you all I got
Get me off of this, I need confidence in myself
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ohh, yeah, ohh
Listen, ma, I'll give you all of me
Give me all of it, I need all of it to myself
Whoa-whoa, whoa
So tell me you love me
(Only for tonight, only for the night)
Even though you don't love me
(Oh-whoa, oh-whoa)
Just tell me you love me
(I'll give you what I need) Ohh-yeah
(I'll give you all of me)
Even though you don't love me
(Oh-whoa) Yeah, yeah
(Oh-whoa) Yeah, yeah

>>220680775
read this post

>>220680797
Both events should have been a wake up call to do something besides what was done, which was topple some more countries for Israel.

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>>220680786
>>220680798
fucking faggots

I was only fully attracted to one fella then he topped himself

>>220680827
true

Cosmonaut Day today lads

>>220680828
the funny thing is i'm not even gay which makes it weirder

right thats proper bent i was only joking

Got a girthy BWC in need of a suck

>>220680870
Oh wait me too! I'm completely straight how about those female breasts then hahsa

>>220680885
um x

>>220680878
lol
we're all just joking though aren't we lol

>>220680892
Haha yeah?

still stuck with the murmurings of a cold a whole week later ffs

what if someone 9/11'd mecca

>>220680902
Holy War would ensue

Taxi to work as it's raining team

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Had a great time with my cousin a month ago but since then we didnt talk a single time.

I miss her.

>>220680929
we are the brit team

nobody:
bardley welsh:
rorke: x gon give it to ya

>>220680929
stay safe x

>>220680954
you should text her

>In a 2012 essay about the importance of public libraries, English actor and writer Stephen Fry mentions that Peyrefitte's novels The Exile of Capri and Special Friendships were "unforgettable, transformative books" for him.
>Pierre Roger Peyrefitte (17 August 1907 – 5 November 2000) was a French diplomat, writer of bestseller novels and non-fiction, and a defender of gay rights and pederasty.
hmm..

bardley welsh
scrim

Yasmina Khan is a leng gyaldem

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>The Taiping Rebellion, also known as the Taiping Civil War, Revolution, or Movement, was a civil war in China between the Qing dynasty and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.
>The uprising was led by Hong Xiuquan, an ethnic Hakka who proclaimed himself to be the brother of Jesus Christ.
> It ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the 19th century, comparable to World War I in terms of deaths.
>Estimates of the conflict's death toll range between 20 million and 30 million people, representing 5–10% of China's population at that time.
chinese history is fucking mental

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greek place near me makes this
the zeus burger

Tomorrow will be different

>Latin! or Tobacco and Boys is a play by Stephen Fry, written in 1979.
>It is about life at the fictional Chartham Park Preparatory School For Boys, a prep school in England, and ends up in Morocco, via a homosexual relationship between a teacher and a 13-year-old student.
hmmmmm...

>>220681091
How so?

got mugged last night in london. £15 for two pints.

>>220681101
alri diego

>>220681079
*nods*

>>220681081
mad how they just did shit like that and the rest of the world didn't even care

cos when we get on its so so

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>>220681183
>The government officials of the Western powers were optimistic about the Taiping government's chance of victory in the early stages... ...Many Western officials visited the capital of Taiping between 1863 and 1864, and American commissioner Robert Milligan McLane considered granting official recognition of the Taiping government.
>After the conclusion of the Second Opium War, Royal Navy officer Sir James Hope led an expedition to Nanjing in February 1861. This expedition was the largest party of Westerners to visit Taiping territories, with the inclusion of many British military personnel, entrepreneurs, missionaries, other unofficial observers and two French representatives.
>Upon visiting the capital, some members of the expedition wrote that "devastation marked our journey" in reference to the conditions in Taiping territories. Some reports suggested a great deal of indiscriminate slaughter of civilians conducted by the Taiping army in newly controlled areas.

chinamen have gone sicko mode throughout history it seems

>>220681101
gonna go to church and talk to my new gf and reset the tone of everything and stop posting on 4chan and be better in every facet

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>>220681087

>>220681260
what happens in rondonia

also gonna stop being a hatcuck i'll just let this norwood fly in the breeze this is how Godberg made me to be, so be it.

almost forgot to floss and brush

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looks matched

https://voca.ro/1b5OT6DoiUQl

>>220681329
good for him

the cookies cleared
the eyes opened
the clues gained
the fundamentally broken man

>>220681349
enjoyed this 'roo

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any gamers in

>>220681373
thanks mate :)

>>220681349
https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU

>>220681329
That man will have a happier marriage than any old boomer who married a White slag.

>>220681360
keep that clue
hold it tight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aum8t8Oe1D4

/brit/ scott the woz edish

>>220680442
well yes, the yook government uses american politics as a pressure valve so that people know nothing about domestic affairs, hence it being promoted everywhere

I can’t stop doing trashy shit

>>220681386
sxcream

EVERYBODY WANTS ME
EVERYBODY WANTS ME
EVERYBODY WANTS ME NOW

BUT I JUST WANT /BRIIIIIIIIIITTTT/

i have awoken from my slumber

>>220681383
occasionally I indulge

>>220681413
getting to church are you

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>i have awoken from my slumber

might go to sleep at 7 in the morning lol what am I like

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On This Day 1984. Arthur Scargill outside the union headquarters in Sheffield gives the result of a meeting of the NUM executives who ruled out a national ballot on the Miners Strike

The vote against a ballot was 12 votes to 8.

>>220681436
ooh he's a card

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Women’s support groups demonstrate outside the NUM executive meeting in Sheffield on April 12 1984

used to think sayonara was a spanish word

>>220681446
woudlnt see women doing thsi nowadays

onara

Lord have mercy

>>220681329
It’s not fair I mog this geek ass nigga in every way

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Morning lads

>>220681452
It was

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Watch Skins (2007)

>>220681329
looks like a yank I went to school with

>>220681484
nuh uh

>>220681487
shut up and post the sydney webm from that thread

she's only gone and made a bloody banger of a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg5r4lS3MRE

>>220681478
Why are you pretending to be a paki

>>220681487
never watched it me cause when it was airing I was about the same age as the cast and it just reminded me of all the shagging I was missing out on

you shall have a bloater when the boat comes in

>>220681506
don't know how anyone can listen to ai music it's just nothing

>>220681487
mad the filth they used to put on telly

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HERE'S TO YOU, AHAB!

used to spend a lot of time thinking about monkeys when i was a kid but not so much anymore

any of you guys still on myspace?

>>220681478
Welsh, are you?

radiohead creep jew themed parody:
i'm a goy
i'm a golem

let me know what you think x

I hate the tomate

erotic breakfast idea:
gash browns

i posted a picture of my eye in another thread and two americans have replied "sex" to it

>>220681565
stealing this!

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a swedish lass for every man of england

>>220681594
She's giving me maja bonah in my willahd

rainbow outside

I myself am inside where the light remains unscattered

>>220681492
Tell us more about the yank you went to school with and how this has influenced your feelings on us yanks.

Runtoil beckons

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POV you wake up to this every morning. Your response?

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>it loometh

>>220681617
the rainbow in my sky is you xx

>>220681619
I'm marrying my yank gf in 3 weeks
Yanks are alright with me (can be a bit loud mind)

>>220681639
thank you x

>>220681627
Going to tell you something. Only once too. This is a once in a lifetime post. And it's for YOU. Running makes you feel really good don't it.

>>220681628
too fat
>>220681627
20km on the cards for me today

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>>220681647
IT SHOULDA BEEN ME

>>220681668
>Norris Johnston

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This song is criminally underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSE12qRR-I

right time to get out of bed I guess
*opening piano riff from 9 To 5 starts playing*

>>220681668
couldn't think of anything worse than being with a quirk chungus yank gf

>>220681668
good for them

>>220681647
ong dis nigga think he got a gf kekaroooooo

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>>220681628
wondering about the teeth in that tiny jaw
maybe I understand why the chinese had such high death tolls in wars
shitty teeth --> life not worth living --> why not die in a war

me? I've just put a washing on so that my work clothes are all clean and dry in time for next week's toil like the responsible adult man I am.

you? sat there with your thumb up your arse moaning like a stuck pig

>>220681665
What's the longest you've ever run?

>>220681733
marathon

>>220681720
but bad for us
us lonely beta incel freakzoids, that is

>>220681729
did that yesterday morning, get good

>>220681719
Bit strong that. She seems nice and keen.

>>220681720
I dunno that it's good for her necessarily to have travelled across the atlantic only to be treated to a a meal at spoons. Twice. From a lad who couldn't be arsed to iron his shirt or not be bald.

pasta bake for tea today

>>220681742
*looks over my shoulder*

>>220681739
How'd that go? Walked one once and I was immobile for a couple days after

>>220681763
was ok, 10 years ago now
usually i just run half marathons these days

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nick land gooning on troon porn off his head of amphetamines

m&s beef shin ragu for din dins
okay it's a ready meal but it's an m&s ready meal

becoming slightly fucking mental and insane!

>>220681797
cuck porn also pairs nicely with the ol' 'phetamines

>>220681802
the m&s ready meals are dogshit mate, no better than tesco

>>220681834
fuck off povvo

>>220681841
only low IQ runts actually fall for the higher price = better meme

might get started on my new year's resolution soon

>>220681883
yes rorke we've seen this fake infographic before you can stop posting it now x

got no aura

>>220681755
*punches you right in your nose*

>>220681918
ktim

My dad is an asshole

>>220681925
Leave him alone you son of a bitch

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>bro how did you know i'm australian

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leftypol and rorke

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Sorry for derailing the chat lads but Kimi Onoda is fucking peng. Just had to put that out there.

bob the builder has more uk number 1 singles than the who

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How much of this is real

>>220681949
my cousins been doing mining over there for a year
he came back recently and he looked exactly like this
a dangerous country

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rorke wearing his total 90 astros to the school disco

maxxed out the blaster stance and it's still fucking dogshit. it's a pain in the ass to aim, it's terrible in melee and charging up the aoe shot takes ages. its only use case is one shotting trash from afar. dual wield blows it out of the water.

>>220681487
never watched this. what's with the head in the fireplace?

>>220682003
god he sounds fit

feeling anxious and scared lol

>>220682105
have a coffee

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>>220682105
*soothes you*

>>220681513
aha ktim with me and all the stuff on tv now

>>220682105
It'll be alright lad nothing to worry about

>>220682003
ever let him bum you up the arris?

got my washing on

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I'd quite like a sort of rigid wooden tray, for lack of a better term, that I would sit on top of the sofa cushion so that I could rest my laptop on it. My legs would go under the tray. I have made a schematic for illustrative purposes.

Does such a thing exist?

>>220682180
yeah but people usually use it for gormlessly eating TV dinners

it's real fag hours around here at the moment
>inb4 shitty little quip aboutbhow i'm the reason it's fag hours around here at the moment

>>220682180
yes, you see them in old people homes

>>220682180
enjoy your EMF fried bollocks

>>220682180
those have existed since tv was invented

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>>220682180
You can buy them from online stores

>>220682185
>>220682189
>>220682197
>>220682211
very good I shall look into purchasing one

>>220682224
A most splendid outcome

after all, why not?

>>220682119
>>220682124
>>220682148
thx x

Brit is an emotional support group and kiosk for uncertain shoppers. We've become a nice general.

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corr look at this beauty. 65 quid though. Part of me thinks I could make one myself by hammering legs into a chopping board.

brewing my first coffee using milk from my nanofoamer

>>220682294
I'd like to hammer a "leg" into you too ;)

>>220682294
Yeah but you're overpaying for the model 3, the model 2 will suffice

Die Hard is a Metroidvania

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>>220682310
The model 2 is basically a breakfast tray with legs hammered into it. The raised edge would dig into my forearms thus it won't do for my purposes.

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It's a lovely wet foam

>>220682310
3 stands for the inches in my penis not the version number retard

state of that worktop, some people live in absolute filth

I'd let a soothing milf like Nicola White jerk me off while she whispered her nice brit accent in my ear.

>>220682338
does look nice to be fair

>>220682350
that's actually a chopping board
which is admittedly filthy as it has last night's chopping that i've not washed up yet

>>220682370
wasnt talking about you

must have got the diarrhea pizza from papa johns last night

absolutely massive tune this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXf72HSAQs

>>220682381
never said you were

rorke cutting out sugar from his diet and hoping it will help with the snacking cravings that have plagued his waistline in recent years

>>220682390
is there any other kind? American chain za is awful

would anyone like to recommend me some porn this morning?
perhaps some gentle femdom or mummy stuff

I should go to Coachella and pull a celebrity

>>220682430
gay porn

>>220682430
nursing wank

>>220682425
its dough and sauce and chicken why do they insist on putting the diarrhea in

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Another day trapped in this weak country

>>220682180
I literally use one right now except it's just a wooden tabletop which rests on my legs and armrests

open sesame

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>>220682430
https://gwasi.com#q=[Gentle FDom][F4M]&s=top

i've wasted my life

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>>220682458
absolute wrong'un you are for liking this stuff

>>220682430
adrian nite - dog mum

Sorry for the mean words I’ve said. It’s just an online persona I’ve had for decades I’m actually a chill person x

>>220682488
same, tried to fix it but it's too late for me

need a game to play

>>220682514
Raymon raving rabbits

>>220682514
go for a run

>>220682548
already done a norweigian method session just want to chill until gymtoil later

>>220682512
The thing about operating a flag-based thread character is that you have a persistent identity across time and so your previous posting habits affect the reception your future posts get.

As a UK flag poster I can post anonymously in this thread calling some cunt a cunt and then 2 posts later I'm talking to him calmly about a different thing because he doesn't know I'm the same poster, nor I him.

But as a flag character, the moment you burn a bridge with a poster, or posters, that's you done forever. Any neutral goodwill that you entered with is gone now. You're now "that guy who responded rudely 2 weeks ago" or "that guy who made fun of me last night". You have to be on your best behaviour all the time. Even then, there's no winning. You can never cultivate a personality who is going to be postively received all the time because you cannot compete with a truly neutral post i.e a UK flag post without a name/trip. This should all be obvious if you're someone operating a flag / trip character.

>>220682513
it's over for us. just gaming and gooning until we die

my bog brush broke

>>220682579
fucking done that freak

john madden
john madden

>>220682512
umm umm cunt!!!

the centre is dying

Bit lengthy that post for what is essentially a rather obvious observation but cheers mate

>>220682631
WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY

>girl can give you compliments and even flirt without meaning anything by it
>the only way to tell if she actually likes you is "uhh you just know bro"
why does everyone find this easy except me

>>220682684
Are you guys being serious

>>220682458
nursing handjob is just about the most erotic thing a female can do

>>220682691
it's a cruel world we live in

Oh, more rain is it? Well that's refreshing isn't it. I thought we were only going to have 100 consecutive days of rain this year but thank goodness the trend continues

Anyone want to hang out at my place? We can smoke cigarettes and throw the frisbee

>>220682727
lovely sunny day here
x

rorke updating his “it’s over” playlist

>>220682750
That sounds fun. I'd do it if you weren't light years away

>>220682750
ok I'll be over in 5

>>220682727
peng in pengdon lad

what's on the pad today then

aint no party like a diddy party

>>220682697
do americans know who brian clough is

>>220682863
>meet ex toilfu to sell her a zoot
>get a selection of bakery items from Lidl
>go to work

>>220682338
Nice woffee

cut from the same clough

>Google recipie
>American recipe website
>Literal fucking ESSAY about BOLLOCKS I don't care about
why? why do they do this?

when all are one and one is all
to be a rock and not to roll

>Fury by decision

glad I didn't stay up for that drivel

>>220681658
You know what mate? You're not wrong. This was my first run in about a year and I really enjoyed it

>>220681665
Good lad. Could only manage 5.2km today

>>220681747
Christ just seen the state of his shirt that's dismal
Looks like the flags rorke was hanging off lamp posts last year

>>220682791
>>220682773
<3

eating day old sushi because I like to live dangerously

>>220682007
Back in fashion these now, seen a lot of peng tings (f) wearing them

Uploaded me first YouTube short video yesterday and got 500 views on it

https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1775945565486443.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1775945565486443.webm

Getting dat M&S Autograph clobber

>>220682917
>stay up
alri grandad it was over before 11 remember your collection money for church today

so called free thinkers when the food is one day past the use by date

>>220682974
Yes lad, was doing a browse last night myself

got the sausages on

>>220683000
have a lie in did you?

>>220682986
they know that people will eat it up to 2 days beyond the Use By date on the packet thus that's not the REAL Use By date i.e the date beyond which you are guaranteed to get sick

somewhere on a spreadsheet deep in the company archives they have the real Use By dates but we're not allowed to see those. We only get the fake Use By dates, the goyim dates.

>>220682972
Roaring at this ;)

on the garyseconomics toil this morning

>>220683004
not really, been up since 7

>>220678793
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775907084207667.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775907084207667.webm

>>220682996
Buy anything? X

joined a load of discord servers to see this porn epidemic but havent seen anything good yet

>>220683025
weedmongs will literally die laughing at this

>>220683000
Sausages sandwich or are you doing a full English breakfast?

>>220683051
just sausages

>>220683032
Nah wishlisted a few pieces though x

>>220683058
In a sandwich or just plain sausages?

>>220683083
just sausages, no sandwich

>>220683093
That's obscene

>>220683102
not really

>>220683102
ur mum eats my sausage by itself

got the bacon on

what if ahsoka felt a disturbance in the force and went to mustafar on her own and saved anaking from obiwan and also secretely finished padme off out of jealousy and became anakin's apprentice hoping to fix him but actually just wanting to be his bitch

>>220683134
how many rashers?

>>220683145
The Online Safety Act has fallen

well thats just inviting the cops to your house isnt it i hope you have milk and teabags

>>220683125
oh DO grow up

10 Browning Street

committing bombing atrocities on my toilet

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