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the UK has a small fraction of the per capital yearly traffic fatalities seen in the US, but i have faith in you lads to make that a bigger fraction
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leftypol walking into the chippy like "alri, can i get the battyman special?"
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the deodorant endered
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>>220782037
does this upset you
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I’m straight as an arrow and would fuck this nerdy twink doing these science experiment videos right up the arse. WTF is wrong with me?
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NEW: No 10 sources say Keir Starmer is "absolutely furious" tonight
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I'm generally progressive on cultural issues but if a woman has ever dated or had relations with a black man, that's an instant no for me. I'd make an exception for black girls for obvious reasons, but even East Asians, Indians or Pakistani birds don't get away with that in my book.
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Can't even be happy about him potentially getting turfed out, cause I know we're just gonna end up with fucking PM Ed Miliband or some shit and it'll be even worse.
I need the whole of Labour out of government fucking NOW.
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cheeky late night dr oetker going in
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>>220782213
imonkey?
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>>220782220
There was a deaf girl at uni who was kinda peng and who fancied me but I was put off by the way she talked desu. They just sound so strange and, to he honest, kind of retarded.
My first thought was what sort of noises a deaf girl would make in bed. They don't seem to know how loud they are. What if she starts moaning and groaning like a banshee and wakes the whole neighbourhood up?
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>>220782254
hes been genetically engineered to assume human form
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headed down the loo. you lads want anything?
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Need Emm Watson to sit on my face and do one of them silent farts.
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/pol/ threads on outer /int/ literally never ever get deleted anymore so long as they are anti-American, anti-British, anti-European, or anti-Israeli.
But if there's a /pol/ thread critiquing China, or Russia, or India, or any Islamic regimes, it gets instantly hit with a delete and a 3-dayer.
Very curious, that.
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Was waiting my turn to use one of these in San Francisco, and the door opens and there's a black crack head inside with a bicycle, several duffle bags and a tennis racket like he'd been living in there.
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SCREAMING https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yuPJ5s7jVEc
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>Pvt video from Donald Trump to Benjamin Netanyahu. Classified do not share
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>>220782506
This guy
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What would you do if your sister looked like this and dressed like this in front of you?
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I can’t explain it. But this lad needs his arse shagged. I’m straight as an arrow but watching his vids all I can think about his him taking it up the ass. Not on and very bizarre coming from me.
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>>220782561
Nothing, because if she was my actual sister then I'd be biologically pre-disposed to find her sexually unattractive and therefore it wouldn't matter how hot she looked. The biological conditioning would override that.
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America is on the verge of civil war.
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phwoar
just discovered if you put salty popcorn and shortbread biscuit in mouf simultaneosuly and eat
it tast exactly like pancakes
propa gud diss
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Would you shag?
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imagine the taste
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>>220783046
thoughts on beegles?
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>>220783046
they're good aren't they
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>>220783064
horrible image
>>220783071
theyre the best but it makes me so sad that theyre used for testing because of how gentle they are. saw a video where a rehomed lab beagle had its vocal chords cut out and it was trying to howl and was basically whistling made me so upset fucking love beagles
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They're just gonna blow up our wind mills aren't they? If you put any energy infrastructure in place that isn't american oil they just blow it up e.g NordStream.
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kookaburra
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Eternally creeped out by couples that look like each other.
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For me it’s Chester A. Arthur, the most memorable US president that everyone knows.
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Irish angel Moya Brennan died and I am very sad https://youtu.be/EBVehlkCCfU?t=276
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>>220783148
she's hot
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>>220783182
Nope. That's MatPat and his wife. Also, during Covid they did a video with Dr. Anthony Fauci where his wife, without a shred of irony, used the term
>pregnant people
and yes I have been chudding out at that ever since.
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>>220783185
for me, it's franklin pierce
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Goomba tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIen32nMYhk
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Sports were better in the 1990s.
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matpat's wife sex arse
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>born to single mother
>would make fun of me whenever i would show interest in a girl
>but would also pressure me to get married, have kids, why am i still single, etc (???)
>barely dated in secondary school as a result
>didn't even lose my virginity until i was 17
>she got arrested and went to jail (white collar crime) for a year
>happiest time of my life
>moved in with me (flat) since she lost the family house and all possessions and i felt guilty
>goes on for a couple years
>super embarrassing to "live with your mum" at age 25 to seldom bring dates over
>finally bring one home after a few weeks of dating
>she happens to be black
>she leaves after we're done having sex
>mom calls her a "nigger whore"
>i tell her she needs to leave
>give her 3 months to move out
>she starts breaking and throwing stuff
>i call the police
>she ends up moving out
>hasn't spoken to me in like 5 years
/blog
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alysa liu
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need a cute nihonjin trad wife
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>>220783185
i know him from die hard
https://youtu.be/qwjiNOnp7wE
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we are literally third world
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Emma Watson ripped a stinky ass-ripping fart that smelled abominable.
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>>220783538
No one cares about your shit gimmick
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>>220783602
based radiohead song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRU-6vaKaf4
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americans be like yeah my name's azzi fudd
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Americans tend to think of Jamestown settlers and pre-independence colonials as Americans rather Brits, because they were our forefathers. The only exception being people like Sir Walter Raleigh, who went back to England (and was executed for being a fuckup).
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>>220783741
it's neither. it's a yorkshire terrier
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i'm incel bitch
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>>220783710
so cute. is he yours?
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>>220783733
haha. yeah
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>>220783828
yes. we even have the same hairstyle
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>>220783768
There we go.
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>>220783837
i hope it's real, i want a little puppy to lay on my face exactly like that
>>220783872
nice, you two are twins
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>>220783989
Why are Christcucks like that?
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any of you lads been unironicaly sexuallly frustrated?
When I'm watching Friends or whatever, there's always some episode where a male character is going through a dry spell of like 2-3 months and he's just choked up full of rage ready to throttle somebody.
Did they not know of wanking in the 90s?
Bloody bizarre to me.
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>>220783991
gee thanks
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came aross a youtube channel with over 1 million subs and yet the views are in the hundreds
what's up with that?
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As my kissless dateless handholdless virginity goes on, my standards are dropping more and more. I feel like shagging practically any woman I see below the age of 50 in public. Saw a somewhat-cute but very fat bird walking her dog earlier while I was on my way to grab some beers, and immediately started getting a semi thinking of banging her.
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>>220784113
Just not into it mate. Also, you do realise that proper trans women (as in those who actually undergo hormone treatment) don't have a functional penis right? It shrivels up and becomes sexually inoperable. One trans girl I spoke to on /adv/ said it just stayed flaccid and dribbled a bit whenever her BF had sex with her.
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>>220784137
dribbles...of what?
piss?
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>>220784128
I'd only date a trans woman if it felt right and I really had strong feelings for her. But I also want to have kids so I wouldn't seek a trans girl out. Also, there's none where I live anyway so it's a moot point. And I won't date online.
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>>220784148
cerebrospinal fluid
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>US singer D4vd has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a teenage girl who went missing last year, police say.
>The TikTok star, whose legal name is David Anthony Burke, was the target of a grand jury investigation into the apparent murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez, whose remains were found in his Tesla in September.
>Burke is a Christian, stating in an interview with Astrophe Magazine, "I get my personal power from God for sure. I am a heavy believer in the Christian faith."
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>>220784196
don't even want to know what the grey thing is
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>>220784205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Celeste_Rivas_Hernandez
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>>220784213
for me its steak canadian
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>>220784205
She died of asphyxiation in his car because she couldn't get any oxygen.
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>>220784235
>reformed beef product
i feel like i should be offended by this
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>>220784283
there's a gross joke about fgm and islamophobia in there but i'm too dumb and delicate to make it
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wow
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Literally never heard of "steak canadian" in my life. Is this some poortherner slop?
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
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Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid