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Get beef reformed
Get the cows behaved
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is that poutine?
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>>220784368
dogshit early attention seeking low effort new kys and die
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Go to bed poms
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>>220784070
oh my days i remember emma blackery
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how often do you guys eat toast with beans?
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Literally never heard of "steak canadian" in my life. Is it some poortherner slop?
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>>220784368
corr scran m8. How much?
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>>220784368
>Goyim aren't catt-
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>>220784410
posted it again award
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>>220784404
Wow that's mental.
I genuinely used to wank to her when I was like, 16.
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>>220784407
Neva even had it. Canned beans in America are filled with corn syrup, hot trash
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>>220784407
Every few months, me. Never have bread in. Was thinking about beans on cheese on toast today though cos I have bread in.
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>>220784407
once or twice a week
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>>220784404
she used to make videos with nerdcubed
what i don't understand is how do you have a million subs and get that few views now
are they literally ALL inactive accounts?
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>>220784418
I deleted all the cookies in my computer like 2 weeks ago and it went from 1 captcha back to 3 and it hasnt changed and I lost all hope of it going back to 1
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>>220784368
Corr
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>>220784351
i believe it lol. we take umbrage at any food labelled "canadian" that doesn't involve maple flavouring
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Poutine looks pretty moggers ngl
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>>220784454
How is Canadian bacon different to normal?
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>>220784463
It's more like sliced ham
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>>220784447
It took my about a week and a half to get back to 1 captcha
Don't give up hope x
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>>220784463
it's halal. they don't like to offend muslims
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>>220784463
we call it back bacon, it's fried pork loin i think
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>>220784463
It's made from extra polite pigs
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Im just like are mozza. Sensitive young mid 20s man
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My wife.
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>>220784432
>>220784435
>>220784436
Are biscuits an american or british thing? Biscuits and tea sounds very cozy ngl
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>>220784438
she's still responding to comments on videos from 2012
respect
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>>220784499
queen
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>>220784493
should be ground into kebab meat and sold as mince canadian
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>>220784497
Biscuits means different things in the two countries. In the UK they're what yanks would call "cookies." In the USA, they're what we would call dumplings I think. Like a savoury scone type thing.
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>>220784499
tbf it's not like the comments are 14 years old
that would be extra sad
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>>220784524
Biscuits with breakfast gravy or butter and honey are devine.
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>>220784524
got it, yeah meant what you guys would call a scone. Had one a few days ago, pretty good ngl with some butter and jam
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excavating my arse with a kango
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go on then lads
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>>220784524
biscuits in the usa are scones. we call them both scones and biscuits, and cookies both cookies and biscuits
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>>220784394
More like poo-tine
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get me outta here, i'm trapped in cyberspace ahhhh
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take me back to 2012
please
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cody im gonna eat biscuits and gravy and then bust a fat nut over a dead hooker's butt in the woods wanna come
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>>220784563
Opa gangnam style!
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>>220784566
screma
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>>220784549
did someone call?
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any region-between-leicester-and-birmingham man in?
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>>220784575
rusia monky
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>>220784546
Bet the words translate to numbers so you can calculate the middle word from the two outer words. Can't be arsed to solve it just want you to know I could
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>>220784598
you're a right arrogant little bastard
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>>220784586
...nh
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did you guys study at oxford and cambridge? If no, why not?
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>>220784546
flare
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>>220784603
I'm not little I'm 5'11
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any man in know the going rate for a prozzer?
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>>220784070
>>220784438
the wal/gaining weight did her in
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>>220784623
I don't understand has he got arms or not
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>>220784598
what about just matching the letters like m = f
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>lesbian
it's not right
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oh fuck i fucked it up nevermind lol
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>>220784612
no I did a meme degree at the university of bristol :/
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>>220784632
if her fans were 99% femoid, why would her looks matter at all?
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>>220784612
you have reached your daily free limit on british culture queries. you need to post arse or cock to continue receiving replies
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>>220784547
nobody cares
you’re just americans stop
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>>220784623
is dis like
malaysia or northeast india
or sumtin
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>>220784665
There’s a bit of self-awareness to it that implies it’s some southeast Asian country and not India
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Neighbour across the way had a candle burning in their living room from 11pm to about 3am
What's that about
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>>220784679
weird little curtain twitching freakazoid
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>>220784672
northeast india is where they start to intermix with the east/southeast asian racial type
this region, next to burma, they start to get chinky eyes
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>>220784679
might be a jewish candle
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>>220784695
Noticed it out of the corner of my eye. Hard to miss a lit candle in a dark room.
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>>220784661
no, you've got it wrong. our fundamental identity is being not-american and the entire world without exception cares about it very deeply
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>>220784698
Is it a Jewish candle lighting holiday right now?
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>>220784679
they're invoking a curse upon you
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peng
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>>220784708
pawberg
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>>220784726
really really really not actually peng AT ALL in truth to be honest with you
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>>220784730
cope on, rasheed
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>>220784726
based fellow have a look through outer/int/ when the threads a bit slow and there's nothing else to do poster
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>>220784738
adam friedland's used blown out slavic pussy
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I just need to keep on trying my best :)
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catberg loves fucking licking herself at top volume
she did her entire body 1 hour ago and now she's doing her entire body all over agian

she goes nothing but sleep and lick the daft cow
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dadberg just came home absolutely walloped and woke us all up banging round the kitchen
fuming i am
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bring back morning draughts

samuel pepys wouldn't have dreamed of starting the day any other way than jaunting down to the tavern for a swift ale to get the system settled
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>>220784780
he'll be looking a shag you should offer yourself to him to spare your mum the bother
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would you go out with a 38 year old millennial video game reviewer
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>>220784696
i would love to go to sikkim and visit the monasteries during a festival when they perform cham dances

https://youtu.be/GOKMp1BdnNo?si=BZwzFk0VI1zU2CIH&t=635
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>>220784800
Honestly, no
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>>220784765
>she goes nothing but sleep and lick the daft cow
the ideal gf
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>>220784791
saving my anal virginity for uncleberg
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>>220784800
if i fancied them
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>>220784800
No too flamboyant
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>>220784728
woof woof woof woof woof
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>>220784800
>would you go out with a 38 year old millennial video game reviewer
I would, but not this one. She is way too over the top.

In general I think women from 35-40 might be the most attractive desu.
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>>220784820
Imagine the smell
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why can't npcs use a speech skill on the player in games
imagine you're walking up to a boss and he convinces your character to surrender
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>>220784752
all any of us can do really
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>>220784842
>please let me play less of my video game
mong
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Pissi Walkitini
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>>220784873
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>>220784836
like wooden sticks picked up from grass wet with spring rain, vanilla ice cream, and lavender shampoo
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>>220784873
>>220784890
>>220784903
the little magician, as it were
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>>220784907
What this place and why are there so many pomeranians
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The Eternal Queen of /brit/.
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>>220784920
it's a visualization of my mind after my adhd medication wears off
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>>220784928
I raw dog life and let my adhd run wild so my mind is always racing
But I'm asking where the videos came from because I want to send the videos to my mom but not if they are from a puppy mill or somewhere sketchy. I also can't tell if they are AI or not
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>>220784942
Sending 4chan videos to your mum is grim as fuck.
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the black gf, as it were
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>>220784953
Is it? What's wrong with a video like this? It probably originally came from Twitter or tiktok anyway
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>>220784967
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>>220784967
nothing hes just a bitter incel
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>>220784942
is it really a puppy mill if all the puppies look so healthy and happy? where is the line drawn between "puppy mill" and "dog breeder"
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>>220784942
vroom vroom. and i just get them from pinterest, no idea where they're from originally. hopefully puppy mills though
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>>220784993
Kek
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>>220784967
Most images/videos you download from 4chan have extremely dodgy shit like CP embedded into their data. Common tactic by paedos to proliferate their wares, and has been documented over the years.
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NOT puppy mills i meant. see, medication is worn off
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>>220784965
um that's my post from another thread
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>>220785011
goldfish couldn't do that, anatomically, not built for jumping
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>>220785023
don't think that cute webm of a dog has cp embedded in it if i'm being honest with you
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>>220784993
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>>220785026
>sec
What did she mean by this?
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>>220785042
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>>220784368
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>>220785059
This nigga looks like a literal pedophile.
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>>220785039
dont worry hes only pretending to be retarded
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always feel a bit strange about cracking a few at this time of the week but this is when I finish toil making it my friday night
down the hatch, as it were
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>>220785042
how is it going to get out?
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>>220785042
kek this is me actually
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>>220785085
why not wait a day so you can be drinking with the lads
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Added milk to my shopping list
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>>220785042
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>>220785030
he's nothing like them you see
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early bull get the nyash
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>>220785097
i'm an online freak and do all my drinking online with the online lads
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>>220785119
look he's doing it again!!
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7/10 yank latinas mog our "worldies" so hard
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just took the piss?
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>>220785107
ok ive decided octopussies are based i will no longer try a piece of them at the buffet
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>>220785106
bro added milk to his shopping list
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>>220785179
all animals are based you should leave them all alone
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Listening to American Idiot (2004)
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>>220785203
animals are tasty and i will not leave them alone
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>>220785205
for me it's novacaine
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got the BLADEE on haven't I
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>>220785059
which episode of father ted is this
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>>220785228
bizarre lie
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listening to hatsune miku me
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>>220785235
you would look so silly if you could see me right now
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um hello hello where are you niggas ???
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>>220785317
up you're bloody arse mate!
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Listening to latina ASMR
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>>220785339
well get out and say something why don't you
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asda has now opened however i've not left my bed yet
i'm going to finish my coffee first then have a shower then i'll go tto he asda
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>>220785317
I live close to Los Angeles
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>>220785317
i live in the hollow tree
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rorke going to the cinema alone lol what a FREAK
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sipping alien lean
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*does a backflip*
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got nohting to post
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dj sorrow turn the frick up
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*does a double-backflip*
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wonder what christendom did when the year 1000 anno domini rolled around
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yo did anyone see that guy do a double backflip
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have to day drink with toil today not looking forward to it
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Any orthodox man in?
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mad how there are no good racial slurs for white people that are offensive
maybe "mick" for the irish but i'm sure most of them don't care
maybe "wop" or "dago" for italians but that depends on how generously you'd define them as white
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>>220785469
gods not real
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the crows from dumbo
couldn't make that nowadays
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>>220785475
Cumskin
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>>220785486
that's not offensive it's just silly
also it doesn't remotely compare to "shitskin", because while shit is nothin more than foul waste product, cum is the seed of life
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>>220785486
doesn't really work though
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id do anything to be bosnian
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>>220785503
>>220785505
White boy
Mayo monkey
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>>220785486
Even that doesn't work since cum is the reason human life exists
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>>220785469
>The 2018 Moscow–Constantinople schism remains an ongoing rupture in full communion between the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople and the Russian Orthodox Church (Moscow Patriarchate) as of 2026. This split was triggered by Constantinople's decision to grant autocephaly (independence) to the Orthodox Church of Ukraine, a move Moscow rejected as a violation of canonical territory, leading to the suspension of Eucharistic communion between the two churches.
what type of orthodox are you?
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>>220785511
vile
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>>220785511
Vile
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>>220785510
lol monkey
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>>220785510
shiet ain't nun wrong wit bein a white boy if u got swag
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>>220785524
based
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Has any of you guys been to Benidorm? Do you rate it?
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good morning I am risen
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anyone else gearing up for yet another white boy summer?
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i miss early ai
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i just got a feeling man. i got a feeling that this summer is gonna be a white boy summer
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>>220785537
no, i'm a yank, but i wonder, why benidorm? are you trying to colonise it?
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>>220785540
*raises coke stained hand*
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BASED
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imagine if they 9/11'd the international space station
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OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT
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>>220785557
phwoar performative politics??
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>>220785578
Not performative
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>>220785563
that would be mad
most people wouldn't care
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Had sex with an escort last night
Shit was so cash
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>>220785542
Boomerbros...
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get the strait opened
get the regime changed
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>>220785568
Scr
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>>220785585
how much per hour did she charge
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>>220785563
would be really stupid, there are like 6 people on board
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tried playstation 3 emulation
nostalgia is a drug
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>>220785582
literally is though isn’t it
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when the hot chips is bussin oo chile
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>>220785601
it's not about the material losses
it's about sending a message
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>>220785603
tried to play pokemon emerald the other day for the first time in like 20 years. shit was whack fr no cap put my bitch ass to sleep deadass
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tell me about your current linux install
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like half the girls i fancied in school are non binary now #watdatmean
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>>220785659
I would use this post to vote to condemn you to death in any trial
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>>220785595
£180
Was way better than the usual £200 escorts as well
She did deep throating and cum in mouth for no extras, plus she was very funny
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you never want to be adrift. i mean, you want to be somewhere, or heading someplace. but you don't want to be nowhere, heading nowhere. but that's where this is
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>>220785546
it's been British clay (half of it) for decades, it's fun to go there, though, all sort of stuff happens there
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>>220785697
Was she attractive? What was her race? What race are they usually?
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>>220785684
ts getting unc pressed on the channy
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>>220785603
PS Triple
The most ABAP console of all time
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>>220785725
just needs one month-long rain
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>>220785603
you need a good CPU for that, don't you?
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>>220785725
wish I could go back and see it at its peak
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>>220785730
I don't know what this means I'm just playing motorstorm again and it feels smaller

>>220785736
don't know but i have one
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i'm bored as crud y'all
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it gin and tonic time
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>>220785725
Soul - Soulless
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good morning
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Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
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having a cringe
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Reached a total wealth of £140k lads
Feeling flash
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>>220785886
Time for a trip to Thailand and Cambodia
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drifting
in a sea of forgotten tear drops
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>>220785610
Maybe you don’t know what performative means that’s okay, English isn’t your first language
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>>220785886
ktim but i didnt earn it i inherited it 2 years ago and havent improved my life 1 bit using it
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>>220785902
ktim
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>>220785886
lend us 1k plz m8
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>>220785908
how is that not what performative means
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I used to wake up at like 2:00 AM in a pool of my own piss (had a bedwetting problem as a lad, me) and I always remembered this weird show with blue people on the screen and really strange animation. Happy to find this again after all these years. I'm half a mind to pee my pants just for the occasion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhpKcakUrYM
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>>220785925
How is this anything to do with you fuck off
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>>220785944
nonce
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easy as piss
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>>220785944
it's a public forum you horrible boy
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>>220785936
Why does this read like a Dark Souls NPC? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>220785952
Every accusation is a confession
>>220785964
Is it really?
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i'm a beast attacking you forever and you can't escape
this is your life now
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>>220785936
love the feeling when you find something like this you only sort of remember from childhood
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*activates dark angel form*
heh...
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woke up with an enormous boner
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>>220786009
Let me take care of it
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>>220786009
if you touch it it will feel good x
pro tip
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>>220786009
and what is your bf's name
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cavemen popped off when they invented music
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Spent £30.55 in Asda
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right well I'm going to greggs and hoping the qt mixed race girl is behind the counter today
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>>220786057
corr get her fucking shagged and cummed in and impregnated x
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>>220785542
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>>220786057
>greggs for breakfast
absoolute runt
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>>220786109
fuck off little lord fondleboys
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going to work jk i don't have a job at least i have a gf jk i don't have a gf
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Why do millennials and gen x love viking culture so much. Proper cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQFPk8n97wk
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>>220786039
discovering fire was so lit fr pure vibes
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Sir Purpleport Baddie
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Friday lads! It Fridayyy!
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what if we're living in the matrix
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>>220786149
looks like when my breakfast sausages burst open
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Think The Apprentice is past its sell-by date lads.
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Just spit absolute fucking heat redpills to dadberg on the phone but it all fell short because he's got terminal case of goybrain
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>>220786109
I don't make a habit out of it
but sometimes you just can't beat a breakfast baguette
especially if it's made for you by a qt
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Uh oh cunts. I just had an idea.
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>>220786204
what did you 'pill him on?
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>>220786009
not me
my willy is very petite you see
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>>220786173
haven't watched it in years but I remember it being genuine kino back when I was in school
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>>220786213
too right
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>>220786216
not good
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>>220786204
My dad still thinks Trump is le based boy dabbing on the liberals when he's just another jew puppet like every politician.
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>>220786173
I enjoy it. Frances Bishop was doing sex vids last year too, and Camilla Ainsworth
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has anyone done the What Drives Us course?
the police made me have to do it but I've got no idea what it entails and it's today
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Penisberg smells like fish
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>permanent employee
>rostering roasties won't give me my contracted hours
>told the bosses this, used to call up all the time about it, they say they're on it but nothing changes
>come payday the payroll roastie tells me to submit retroactive sick leave forms
>tell them that's wage theft and I won't be doing that
>get paid my full contracted hours of which I only worked like half
this has gone on for way longer than I would have imagined and seems like it will continue for as long as I like. really would have thought one of the higher up bergs would have gotten sick of paying me to have a wank at home by now
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>>220786266
Sir Kidney Disease
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>>220786261
Lmao that’s the one for spastics isn’t it
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>>220786233
they aren't premade in a factory lad she gets out some tongs and assembles it in front of me
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>>220784726
Is that Dasha
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>>220786219
Da joos, evropa, immigration, the biomass, elon musk, islam, normies, women, technology, AI, old money vs new technocrats, economics, economics of the migrants, big stein, Poland and their western territory, environmentalism
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>>220786266
Sir Smeggy Foreskin
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>>220784726
looks like a swiss maid who the farmer keeps locked away because she's a nympho who tries to fuck any passing farmhand/knight/bishop
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>>220786270
my job also has a cabal of slags in charge of rostering, they give all the best shifts to whoever they're currently shagging and also their 'besties' and everyone else gets shafted
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schroedinger's twat
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>>220786266
Some days it smells like shit?
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>>220786309
sounds based
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>>220786359
Bogdanoff
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If Palantir is listening: send me 1 jewess with fat milky tits and a horny wet snatch and I'll become a zionist warrior for you on 4chan
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Feeling redpilled but not furious, actually happy and hopeful
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feeling in the dark. furious, miserable, and cynical
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>>220786359
bitch named oonagh
orc ass name
mordor ahh
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>>220786392
Same. Fuck bloomers man.
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feeling blackpilled and utterly ambivalent about it all
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all of my ancestors were the product of rape
i'm breaking the cycle
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baby cakes you just don't know know
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>>220786392
Get sober
Get out there every day
Get on the healthy diet
Fixes most everything
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feeling my willy
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wanted to get steaming last night but I got bored and went to bed after 3 cans
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>>220786423
ktim
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NEW

>>220786437
>>220786437
>>220786437
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slightly early
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why is there a new when this is not at bump limit
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poo
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poo seal

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