jeff mate

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I'll just leave this here since you guys enjoyed it so much the first time. I hope one of you is eating porridge or a toffee crisp right now haha

>>220793761
100s of years worth of music then? Corr

lil bro coping after he got sent flying last thread omdz

just who is biomass Andy?

>>220793837
my dad

fuckign posted in the jap thread

>>220793806
Just done a number 7 this food poisoning has fucked my gut so badly it's insane it's been over a week

>>220793806
my poo of late doesn't fit any of those

what type is the one where it literally has 6 inches of girth and feels like dry mud

>>220793858
oh my days he's made a right dickhead out of himself

two teams meetings post 3pm on a friday
it just not right

such a deeply classless thread
fucking talking about poo nearly constantly

David Gray sub edition

Baaaaaaabyloonnnnnn

>>220793830
>i did a poo
>you are a poo
WHOAAA BRO PWNED FR FR NO CAP OMDZ F IN CHAT

Hate that I have to share /brit/ with little broccoli haired zoomer kids who got here six months ago and think they run the place

I love the native americans and I hate white americans. I am indifferent to any other types of americans.
Is that understood? Okay.

>45p of every £1 in the country spent by the govt
>welfare budget>income tax receipts
>over half of the working population are net recipients
And yet apparently we can't change this because any reduction in benefits will starve chilluns and result in eleventy gorillion pensioners freezing to death.
Meanwhile if another country decided to start firing off sneed drones at us there's fuck all we could do about it because the armed forces have been sacrified at the altar of bennies
We are beyond cooked

UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

Posting in a jeffo edition

just take the L lil bro oh my days blud is tweakin out lmaooo

Reform are cooked bruv omds

They don't make clothes that fit people with my body size and shape. Crazy.

walked 10000 steps for no particular reason. just did it

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>just take the L lil bro oh my days blud is tweakin out lmaooo

>>220793867
I FUCKING KNOW IM SORRY

>>220793908
>I hate white americans
Bit prejudiced innit? There's loads of sound white Americans. None off the top of my head but I know there's loads

Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy and Green Day on

>>220793876
please respond

>>220793914
>>over half of the working population are net recipients
We should bring in laws to force businesses to pay their staff better. Then those employees wouldn't need to claim benefits from taxpayer funds.

Just released men's and women's tops have the buttons/ zips on the reverse side to each other.
Seems like a totally unnecessary feature.

>>220794028
Half of working people need bennies to survive and the state (and every party) all agrees the solution is cutting support rather than mandating better workers rights and a wealth tax.

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americans can't suffer

>>220794088
these kind of women exist in England too

what can i say except im nigger

>>220793862
Get your microbiome sorted. Oats and kefir for breakfast. Sauerkraut, kimchi, kombucha, activia or actimel. Lots of garlic, onion, prebiotic fibre like peas, cold potatoes (apparently), unripe bananas. Been saying this for a while now because I swear it's sorted me right out. I feel miles better and even my drinking binges don't fuck me up the next day.

Dunno how it'd work with food poisoning but a strong gut microbiome would probably tackle it a lot better.

>>220794108
where also i was talking about the car

>>220794132
all over the place but the only reason they'll talk to you is if you dress similarly

some advice if you ever get arrested from someone who has been arrested 8 times (mostly public disorder, drinking, drugs, fighting type shit)

1 always ask for a solicitor. the only thing on my criminal record was the least bad thing i have ever done but i didn't ask for a solicitor so police took advance of me and got me to sign something incriminating

2 always answer NO to "have you ever tried to kill yourself" or they will take all your clothes off and give you these suicide resistant blankets and someone will wake you up every 15 minutes to check if you're alive

3 if you're in for more than 2 days, pretend to be sick and they are legally required to take you to a&e. one time i told i had the shakes cus i hadn't drank in two days. got given pills at the hospital too lmao so i had a nice nap in the cell

4 demand toilet paper for religious reasons as soon as you get in. trust me you'll thank me later when you need to take a shit. they won't give you loo roll otherwise

5 the coppers will offer you a book. say yes cus it gets really fucking boring in there so having something to read even if it is some shitty police manual is a good idea

>>220794036
also womens clothes often have fake pockets

Just can't stand the sight of em, no offence.

>>220794131
This is honestly some of the worst possible advice you could give someone recovering from food poisoning
Once they're fully back to normal sure but right now that's just going to make things worse.

*rorke spots a deliveroo rider in his shithole midlands town for the first time*
rorke: the west has fallen, the white european race will soon become extinct.

domestic incident aesthetic

>>220794167
schoolgirls?

>>220794088
emo girls are a british invention mate

>>220794131
oh fuck this is the latest nutrition trend
every fucking year it's a different "theory" now it's gut microbiome fuck off!!!!!

N

>>220794158
What religion requires me access to toilet paper?

>>220794054
>the state (and every party) all agrees the solution is cutting support rather than mandating better workers rights and a wealth tax.
That's because they are all under the thumbs of multimillionaires and billionaires who want the lowest taxes for themselves and the fewest protections for their workers

>>220794194
you don't have to specify just say it's for hygiene reasons cus your religion prevents you from touching feces or something i dunno worked for me

>>220794183
they are harbingers of the apocalypse do not scoff at the omens

>>220794183
literally me

morning britishers
doing a jobby on company time x

unc really said harbinger

>>220794028
Pay them how much better? Because if it was a million quid an hour, that would be too much, right? Bad things would happen, that negatively affect everyone (including workers). So we have established it can be too much. Now how do we know how much is too much? Where's that line and what happens if we go over it?

These are important questions that lefties often ignore, or deflect with accusations of fascism or whatever. But seriously, can you answer these questions honestly?

Yanks are making fun of us on X again

>>220794238
are you the electrician that earns more than most doctors here?
how do you yanks even spend all that money

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>>220794194
Lootheranism

Yanks should all be purged from the earth and killed for their many crimes

daen a jobby

>>220794248
>These are important questions that lefties often ignore
cvs

>>220794254
Rent free, obsessed, hate us cus they ain't us etc.

>>220794192
Being healthy isn't a nutrition trend you mong

>>220794281
squelching

me, an immigrant living in the uk, making rorke posts about browns and immigrants, receiving approval and praise from the natives

feels fucking good lads

>>220794169
Maybe, like I said I dunno how it would work with food poisoning. Maybe I should clarify that I'm not a doctor.

>>220794192
The term "gut microbiome" might be new to you but the concept of gut health isn't new. And there's actual real science behind it, and I can personally testify to how much better it made me feel. Dismiss it if you want but I'm saying it works for me and I've looked at the research.

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>>220793846
>>220793867

>>220794304
you gave terrible advice that's literally flavour of the month nutrition fads
>le gut health!
>le microbiome!
>kimchi and sauerkraut!
shut the fuck up retard, get the greens and protein down the hatch, get the sugary salty greasy slop cut, and stop wasting your money on crap

mad how much more we're recently discovering about trees, they have highly complex social networks underground through their roots, talking trading and going to war with each other

so cool

>>220794325
screjkwb

>>220794248
Maybe one way of paying workers better is to say that 80% of all profits generated by a business have to be paid to all employees of the business, with each paid an equal share. I think that would be a good rule.

>>220794316
what breed of biomass are you then

>>220794349
a tree can get a shag before I can fucks sake

stopped talking to everyone and the only person to check up on me was my dealer lol

>>220794349
pop sci bollocks
unproven hypotheses touted as factual

should really lose weight but beer and crisps are really peng

>>220794368
european mixed italian and serbian living in the uk since year 5

>>220794268
no i'm no
things are expensive THOUGH x

>>220794371
>check up on me
he was contacting clients to make money mate

>>220794372
grow up rorke you bitter little worm

>>220794348
It was me who gave that advice, and it's advice you'll get from qualified nutritionists, which you're not. So stop throwing a tantrum just because someone tried to pass on valuable health advice that for some reason triggered you.

>>220794387
dios mio…

>>220794405
WOW MAMA

>>220794415
nah

love a bit of greek yog me

need to see elle fanning's donut hole

Are Indians the result of whites shagging aboriginals

off work tomorrow, could get on the tins and bokkles but it's not good for you is it so I shan't. Will just sit in misery instead.

>>220794427
>qualified nutritionists
you mean dietitians. nutritionist is not a protected title, you can't get "qualified" in it, it's a label used by quacks to sell you snake oil
which you clearly fail for
sybau and don't reply to me. i have a degree in medicine btw (unemployed)

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todays hog
not happy about being woken up

>>220794457
Lots of men have seen that

>>220793277
same but in FL studio but it's more of an engineering thing than making actual music

>>220794415
alri Alan Sugar steady on we're not all wise to the ways of the sigmillionaire grindset like you are we

I make up so much shit in this thread it's unbelievable lmao. Feel bad for all the people replying earnestly.

>>220794360
Who would start a business in the UK if that was a rule? Who would invest in businesses here if they're not getting returns? What would the UK look like with investment completely drying up and every business and wealthy person moving overseas? Now where does the tax come from?

Are there incentives for businesses to stay and operate under those rules?

>>220794464
get on the tins and bokkles lad it'll do you right

give you ideas and make you a legend

>>220794490
If that were*
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.

do you think bigham considers the gut microbiome?

>>220794481
it's funny seeing autists like me spend 6 hours tweaking sine waves and using a billion plugins and never producing a single song while chads use reFX and sylenth1 presets to make bangers without any knowledge of music theory or sound engineering

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>>220794424
>omg trees go to war and trade minerals I know because I read it in a waterstones bestseller by alice roberts or some other twat

Might have a Bighams.

>>220794360
Who would begin a business for di uk if dat na a rule? who would invest for businesses here if dem be no bi getting returns? wetin would di uk look laik wit investment pata pata drying up and everi business and wealthy pesin waka jand? now wia does di tax com from?

are dia incentives for businesses to dey and operate under dos rules?

brits be like
>alri luv let’s have something exotic for tea tonight
>how about chips with curry

>>220794510
i see you're still doing this gimmick despite the fact that i've shown you you are wrong a million times

>>220794465
>sybau
What's that stand for?

>>220794510
Destroyed that freak

>>220794546
SCREAMING
he's done us

>>220794510
i sight you're still doing dis gimmick despite di fact wey i've shown you you de wrong a million times

>>220794546
ktim! this is literally me!

A tongue-in-cheek joke: you're rimming your gf and she farts in your face.

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>>220794524
>chads use reFX and sylenth1 presets to make bangers without any knowledge of music theory or sound engineering

RORKE went WOKE

>>220794615
black pussy changed him...

southerners be like
>alri luv let’s have something exotic for tea tonight
>how about chips with gravy

>>220794490
>every business and wealthy person moving overseas
Introduce an exit tax so that rich people are taxed if they try to move themselves or their wealth overseas. Other countries have this already.

Itamar Ben-Gvir, a man who once hung a portrait of the terrorist Baruch Goldstein (a physician who murdered twenty-nine Palestinians whilst they were praying in a mosque in the West Bank) in his living room, has served as Minister of National Security (almost) continuously since December 2022. His appointment preceded October 7, and must be understood as representative of wider trends in Israeli political culture, rather than as simply a radicalisation in response to those events. After his party, Otzma Yehudit, passed death penalty legislation for Palestinians who kill Jews (but not vice versa), Ben-Gvir handed out champagne in the Knesset.

>>220794549
despite the fact I've shown you that you are wrong a million times*

>>220794586
This is me*
“Literally” unnecessary. No figurative meaning to contrast.

>>220794606
had a nightmare a bit like this once

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>>220794592
sensible chuckle

>>220794636
Which countries have it? That makes a huge difference because if it's Cuba and North Korea then I'll consider it a terrible idea. If it's Norway, Switzerland etc then maybe it's a good idea.

>>220794533
why do you have to be mean? why cant you say something positive, its a cool thing and the allelopathh stuff is interesting too but instead you just want to tear me down for something i'm interested in instead of being reasonable thats not nice mate

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SOS
I am in the black lodge
SOS
The midget is terrorising me. Get me out of this craphole now.

SOS
The Tim in the care home is a doppelganger
SOS

>>220794524
just a different skill set and expectation, innit? i could go on for fucking hours about mid/side processing over regular stereo and someone that actually produces music would have no fucking idea about any of it.

>>220794636
>Introduce an exit tax
stop browsing reddit and THINK for one fucking second

>>220794682
I don't think Google is broken right now lad

>>220794644
>Baruch Goldstein
>Cause of death - Beating

>>220794682
the yanks have one

>>220794711
Your brain is broken if you think I care enough about this to go googling your argument for you.

don't understand misogyny me
women are peng and sexy and sweet
can't hate them, won't hate them
luv me gf
luv me mum
luv women

>>220794739
the yanks are also rich and have low taxes so nobody wants to leave
it would fail massively here

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wish i had a gf who was into cars

>>220794720
Yes the survivors done him in
He was a mentally ill bloke, a lot of Jewish settlers are

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>>220794742
hate your gf
hate your mum
hate women
with a passion

Asian girls HATE kissing. In porn whenever someone tries to kiss them they always squirm away

London Keyes even in the Manuel Ferrara scene she wouldn't kiss him

she's got three dicks inside her but wouldn't kiss

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>>220794799
aaaaaaaaa
FUCK MY CHUD LIFE

>At Goldstein's funeral, Rabbi Yaacov Perrin claimed that even one million Arabs are "not worth a Jewish fingernail".Samuel Hacohen, a teacher at a Jerusalem college, declared Goldstein the "greatest Jew alive, not in one way, but in every way", and said that he was "the only one who could do it, the only one who was 100 percent perfect". Rabbi Dov Lior of Kiryat Arba declared that Goldstein was "holier than all the martyrs of the Holocaust".

Screaming
You'd think this fella was a prominent Jewish brain surgeon but all he did was kill dozens of civilians

>>220794685
i'm sorry mate i just dont buy it

>>220794742
nah women are crazy as fuck

>>220794831
imagine if ANY other group of people made statements like this

how do they keep getting away with it?

>>220794799
Nasty smoker

Flatmate is a bit of a wigger and describes things as "brazy" (whatever that means)

>>220794911
sounds like a right cockbadgering fuckwit

How many people here do you reckon are actually British? I think about 50% given that 4chan seems to attract a lot of forens.

>>220794948
i'm spiritually british

just badgered my cock

>>220794948
everyone is british, rorke

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Burger on roasted garlic naan

>>220795012
thought you were killing yourself?

get the cute hapas posted

>>220795012
please stop pretending that’s a different thing than pita bread.

Greenblatt is not alone in attempting to collapse the distinction between Jews and Israel. Addressing a pro-Israel conference in New York last year, the Times columnist Melanie Phillips urged Jews worldwide to put the ‘the Jewish people and the Jewish nation’ first. She added that ‘In Britain, they’re not just British Jews with Judaism added on… First and foremost, you are Jews. Everything else is secondary.’ That is presumably the same Melanie Phillips who complained in 2018 that ‘Jewish defenders of Israel like me were accused of dual loyalty.’

>>220795012
feast

>>220794702
Not an argument
>>220794741
Lmao why do you think I'm going to spoon feed you? I have no problem if you choose to continue your life in moronic ignorance

Builders playing their music loud again
Fucking cunts
I wouldn't dare say a thing to them though hah

>>220795069
blog on cowardly lion

Rorke lol

16:30 meeting cancelled wahey
4pm on a friday
time to clock off isn't it

>>220795069
they'd bum you silly

>>220795012
rip naanberg

seen a little hog charging about out my window while i was having a smoke last night
industrious little fella

playing my music loud
nun he can do haha

>>220793806
im permanently a combo between 4 and 5 is that good

>>220795053
tell israel to stop blowing up synagogues then

>>220795095
lucky boy my work is 24/7

>>220795088
Why do you believe in God, Diego?

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>>220795046

leftypol taking his rick and morty t shirt off at the dinner table and doing that mad indian 'dance' where they slap their bodies

it's wine o clock wahey

>>220795134
spreading the good news is it
or HIV

>>220795134
I'd work more if they paid me more, simple as that. But they do not share this viewpoint. They believe I should work more for the same that was given to me when I started as a wee sapling.

*Activates MK Ultra on the thread*

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japanese can't suffer

Don't get this whole "deification of blacks" thing.

>>220795135
why is a hard one to parse
truth i guess
awareness of my own simultaenous insignifcance and importance
>>220795159
landlord
>>220795160
grim change employers

*makes the japanese suffer*

defecation of blacks

just took 3 ibuprofen at the same time

>>220795174
It's a Yank thing

>>220795173
you just know she's a 4/10 under that mask

>>220795201
you are going to die
and go to the big /brit/ thread in the sky
where every post makes you scream

>>220795243
gp

>>220795201
its over

posting as a ghost

>>220795069
shut them down, take the building off them

I manage a couple of properties (small flats) in London on behalf of my parents and in the last 12 months I've had to go and deal with something maybe six or seven times, across both flats. In each case, no more than a couple of hours in attendance. It's not a real job.

glod

>>220795282
>six or seven
SC

>>220795234
it's ok they don't take it off even during sex if JAV is to be believed

>>220795214
you mean Jewish
it didn't use to be interchangeable

>>220795282
bizarre post

£395 to tax an 18 year old Golf for 12 months
Takes the fucking piss it does

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amos_Yee
>make fun of singapore PM
>outed as a nonce

this guy reminded me of thailad

right well thats the latest vid edited, uploaded, and scheduled for release on YT and TT tonight

>>220795328
never understood how road tax works

>>220795325
Yep, know why?
Because I made it up. It's a total fabrication.

>>220795338
post it and we'll give you views. you're dumb not to utilise the /brit/ audience

>>220795339
thats because it doesnt exist

>>220795143
Very rapeable

nuisance youth Mizzy

you don't hear about him much no more

>>220795339
Depends how old your car is as they tax things differently based on the rules that came out when the car was new
But long story short is no matter what you drive they are looking at ways to rinse your pockets more and more
Old car? Oy vey the emission controls aren't modern!
New car? Oy vey this has a list price over £40k (everything does now because of regulation) you must have deep pockets to afford such luxuries!
Electric car? Oy vey, how can we continue to not tax them as we'll soon run out of money!
They still don't tax classics (over 40 years old) but there was talk of making classics do an MOT which would basically render them all not roadworthy

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>>220795046

homoloneeveryfridaynight

>>220795350
yeah i mean i suspected as much lol
rare to get that many call otus and rare for it to be fixed so quickly
>>220795430
fantasise on

>>220795428
he said cute not munted

>>220795424
grim. keir's britain

>>220795365
oi! we don't rape

>tfw had blood in my poo past 3 days
>thought dark blood was the safe one
>just grok'd it
>tells me to urgently get checked out
well im obviously not going to do that but tis concerning to say the least

16:11 and diego's a stumbling drunken mess already
A shambles, an out of control alcoholic cretin

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>>220795428
saved this image earlier today perhaps you will enjoy it

yes i cry when Capaldi regenerates in Doctor Who
no I am not ashamed to admit that

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>no make him run out of ciggies and make the power go out

>>220795143
>White people fetishising us
She's talking about you

>>220795465
project on i've not even started yet
but i am raring to go ngl

I actually do look after a tenant for my parents and only thing I've had to do in last year was replace the hoover and fix the bathroom light switch cord when it broke

*enters thread at a funny angle*

>>220795465
deegs hasn't posted in years

>>220795496
do you ever do coke or is it not your thing

>>220795460
should go to the docs really lad

raping my own arse with a crucifix at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000mph

>>220795526
too much of an insecure freak of a man to go to the doctor and let them inspect my hole, plus my arse reeks cant put a doctor through that

>>220795479
why don’t you live in new york anymore?

i require immediate medical attention

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>>220795514
nah afters that are just cokefests are boring af too
need stuff that makes you dance or go to sleep not just talk about a million miles an hour

>>220795507
Now you're being wilfully obtuse

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>>220795549
I go back and forth

>>220795477
Don't consider that canon me
Capaldi's Doctor died on the Mondasian ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVz1Q8xDCpo

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>...are you mogging me right now?

>>220795567
coke is a shaggers drug
ket is for us virgins

>>220795591
didn't say ket was any better (altho it is but only ever so slightly)

>>220795588
yeah i wish the show ended there too. but his speech before regenerating is great never the less

>>220795589
looks a bit like Ian Huntley here

My drug report
>Booze
Love it, have done since I was 13
>Fags
Love them, have done since I was 17, but need to quit
>Weed
Had a couple of joints, been high, never been bothered
>Coke
Used to love a bit of gear on a friday night with the booze but no longer, not for years
>Ket
Tried it once and didn't get high
>MDMA
Tried it once and did get the high and it was immense, but never returned

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>>220795591
so am i supposed to do ket then?

never done ket. Is it worth getting into?

staring down the barrel of another Friday night alone

>>220795182
>truth i guess
Why do you think God's existence is true?
>awareness of my own simultaenous insignifcance and importance
That doesn't require a belief in God though.

>>220795622
Here's 50p, call someone who cares, like Frank

tonight I'll be enjoying Park Chan-wook's vengeance trilogy in glorious 4k UHD

>>220795633
Once. Feels like you're physically inside yourself. Like a Russian doll. Bizarre but really unique and comforting sensation

>>220795622
me
caffeine
alcohol
nicotine
chocolate (containes theobromine which has psychoactive effects)

>>220795428
Built for BWC

>>220795633
nah its dog shit

Just been making music on my computer. Would share here but I bet you lot would poke fun at it...I tried my best...

love alcohol
coke is shite
weed is shite
never tried anything else

>>220795636
>Why do you think God's existence is true?
philosophical argument, verdicality of the bible, the best explanation of all things
>That doesn't require a belief in God though.
sure but it's only made sense of through abraham ontology
>>220795656
gorr bet you dont even take paracetamol
>>220795635
screaming this is me

tonight I'll be enjoying Dick Wadd's Niggas' Revenge in glorious 4K UHD

>>220795548
they won't need to look at your arse in the docs. dark blood indicates upper gi tract bleeding. it could be an intestinal or stomach thing and they will just ask u a load of questions or give you meds or scan you

>>220795656
how much chocolate would you need to ingest to experience even the faintest psychoactive effect

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Which one of you is this

>>220795674
It sounds amazing...Please post it here as we all want to hear it!

>>220795674
which DAW are you using and what type of music are you making

Deegsy debating religion by himself again
What a sad, sad bastard he is

>>220795707
hes too normal looking to be anyone here
fix glasses and ahir and he's standard 5/10
>simpkins
nominal determinism tho

i like the idea of getting into a scrap with a smaller man and easily overpowering him (not for sexual reasons just asserting dominance)

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>>220795688
>weed is shite
Which strand did you smoke

>>220795702
999999999999 bars of chocolate

>>220794131
>Dunno how it'd work with food poisoning but a strong gut microbiome would probably tackle it a lot better.
Doesn't really matter because proper food poisoning will absolutely nuke whatever microbiome you do have
You basically have to let the gut repair and build it back up

>alcohol
only fun with mates, but still not worth the hangover
>nicotine
babbys first "drug", dogshit and not even worth mentioning
>weed
based
>anything else
junkie tier

Has anyone noticed that many POC actually love Israel more than boomers?

>>220795688
good post
except coke is great

Think I'll go out for some conversations in my car this evening

>>220795143
they're clearly white
asian people don't play the victim that much
that's a purely white trait
>booo hooo some people are mean

>god is real because of the binble lol
>harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban doesnt prove harry potter is real because.. he just dosent exist lol
Make your mind up Deegs!

doing terrible things to my poor toilet

>>220795749
It genuinely is. Good coke makes shit nights fun

>>220795745
Thanks for your opinions, runt. One day you'll grow up. That's all I have to say.

bought a new backpack and it's litty

NEW: Donald Trump says his relationship with Keir Starmer and the UK is "not good, not good at all"

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>yhe binble

>>220795727
you don't know what training he's had though he might execute a perfect harai goshi then armbar you and that would be quite embarrassing I suspect

>>220795735
no idea. a couple of times i tried it it was hash. i’ve tried it like 7 times mostly just felt monged up and the last couple of times i felt intense paranoia which put me off trying more mind bending drugs

>>220795792
pov:my bollocks

>>220795771
bizarrgument

Been sticking my finger in gfberg's arse during sex and sneakily sucking on it when she isn't looking but she caught me and literally said "got you" as though she had known all along. Fuck me I'm such a pervert how can I recover from this?

>>220795745
horrific opinion
>>220795771
?

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>>220795810
Fair enough, weed isn’t for everyone

Ireland doesn’t seem real in my mind.

I stopped believing in God when I reached the age of consent and haven't give a fuck about christcucks since. Won't be wasting my life like Richard Dawkins and the like who try to "convince" people are literally so retarded they believe in God.

Life is good, fulfilling, happy. Don't need those dossers in it.

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got the doctor on speed dial tonight

you lot are like little farm animals

>>220795855
Ever got a shag

>>220795855
unfathmoably low iq post (as expceted of a reddit spacer mind you)

>>220795872
gp

>>220795836
hell yeah BEAT ME UP BITCH
DO DAT NIGGAZAKI YAKUZA SHIT

>>220795827
what does hers taste like? mine tastes metallic

carry fucking diego

Where we once settled Huguenots in Ulster and Flemings in Pembrokeshire to bring those unruly territories under control, we can now deploy our best South Africans and (selectively) Ukrainians to fill the newly privatised and redeveloped council estates of Stepney Green and Stockton. A new cosmopolitanism, for a new age.

>>220795856
doctor prescribed diabetes

babby tier: Tekken
adult level: Street Fighter (especially 3)
pro level: King of Fighters
Spaino level: Mickey Pearce

looking through this list...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-subscribed_YouTube_channels

and it's literally just

>kids playing with toys (so parents can make money)
>bollywood and indian slop
>shite music like ed sheeran and billie eyelash
>random "influencers" from countries i didn't even know existed
>thirstraps, whores, onlyfans models doing "try on hauls"
>mr beast zoomer type brain rot

is this really what normies spend their time looking at

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movies that zoomers don't understand

>>220795895
very rarely do i need carrying in a game, usually i carry people

the only thing diego was ever right about was our lord and saviour jesus christ, the king of all kings

>>220795916
Bore your mates with this. Not us

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>>220793474
>>220793474

>>220795916
>Pretending to accidentally misspell "Eilish" because you le just care so little
You're an embarrassment rorke

>>220795872
I'm happy and your christcuck delusions can't hurt me. I have a job, a girlfriend, hobbies, while you waste your life arguing about something that doesn't exist.

I'll take my low IQ, even though religious people have lower IQs in general.

Happy friday night!

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>>220795914
fellow third strike grandpa

>>220795929
>the king of all kings
pfffft even better than Alfred??

>>220795958
bizarre post

>>220795952
how new are you unc?

>>220795976
he’s trolling

>>220795690
Do you think it's possible that God doesn't exist?

>>220795923
wdym

>>220795916
>is this really what normies spend their time looking at
It actually isn't, this is just what the large rump of eternally online low IQ people spend their time doing, most normies are out socialising, or consuming mainstream media

>>220795952
billie eilish fan rattled lmao go listen to your cringe pedo kiddie music

>>220796013
>consuming mainstream media
mainstream media is youtube
only boomers and british people with no friends who still live with their parents watch tv
stings huh?

reckon we need a new thread
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>>220791567
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>>220796007
no i dont think it's a certainity in the same way 1+1 = 2 is but it's super highly likely

Well that's the old