>>220796120
incel subedish

Why is this not The Fifth Byzantine gf edition???

Making a faustian pact and ordering some paki slop on justeat

>>220796151
screaming this si me but im trying hard to resist it

why the flat face

>>220796139
why did god make you a stinky loser incel living in a smelly bedroom if he exists?
it's always the biggest loser incels that believe in god

the protogf invited me over for dinner lads. i'm excited. she said she's cooking "coq au vin"

>>220796164
oh my days that's fucking corr dude
wonder what cody thinks of this

>>220796167
>noooo if you dont have all the gifts in this life then god doesnt exist
how old are you 12?

>>220796151
ordering a kizza later, gonna go all out and get a stinky fucking kebab too

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be nice 2 me

>>220796177
a rat thats been run over by a van

>>220796177
you made that up didn't you?

>>220796204
thanks for supporting the growth of islam in this country

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>>220796207

where do people get their free onlyfan whore pics now

mongolian lamb: ordered
bottle of red: opened
might even treat myself to a few ciggies

>>220796207
still greatest moment in gaming hsitory

>>220796269
simpcity

get the vape sucked
get the deliveroo pizza ordered
get the paki kebab scranned

support islam!

>>220796270
stop fucking tempting me

>>220796292
dont get get the booze poured... down the drain
LOL

just found out poo seal died last night in chaedel wtf

got the updog on

need a new porn site

>>220796377
got tor?

>>220796270
bet you think you have good taste but mongolian lamb is just turkish slop ain't no way you're getting authentic shit

bet you're drinking hardy's red wine too you fucking gimp

>>220796391
a normal porn site not your disgusting shit

>>220796344
Cheadle?

>>220796409
mate in case you need to use the vpn ffs
get your mind out the gutter

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gf said my place is giving mossad agent

>>220796428
>is giving
hate that phrase

>>220796428
it's giving eastern euro gay porn studio

sorry to that lad who I was rude to about trees

>>220796428
already seen on r/malelivingspace
Why lie? Genuine fucking freak you

>>220796458
when an expert talks i listen

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>>220796120
luv me arseahi

wish i had a weird looking gf like ella purnell

>>220796458
>t. eastern euro gay porn studio expert

when a cute girl farts i smell it

>>220796450
the left is... le bad!

happy now rorke?

>>220796488
i go to Hong Kong

>>220796489
wish i had a gf*
ftfy

so what mistakes has starmer actually made except mandelson

>>220796509
would rather have a gf with a distinctive appearance than a conventionally attractive one is what i'm saying

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>>220796207
>>220796252
>>220796273
>still greatest moment in gaming hsitory
https://youtu.be/pD_imYhNoQ4
https://youtu.be/pHSQBrPdweE

>>220796509
Diego I know you're more of a cricket lad but can we get an official comment from you on the plight of Spurs

>>220796450
the boarding school thing was still fucking grim though

>>220796489
plenty of those in australia with all those wasians out there

my neighbours probably aren't as loud as i make out but im just so attuned to hearing their noise that every little thing sets me off. i cant not hear them despite my best efforts

>>220796246
Its so hard
Goyslop is so good

adolf's birthday on sunday

>>220796481
bit late for that. saw him running away, crying earlier

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>>220796450
the numbers always came across as absurd

the 10 quid fake chrome hearts is plastic
rorke mate

lamb bhuna very much on the cards

>>220796531
>LTG
DSP's puppet!

i am so glad i don't live in australia

i saw some livestream and literally every guy was a 6'4 chad

even their incels mog us. zhang with his grade 8 violin and piano and impossible academic record

i would be an untouchable in australia

>>220796533
haha it's wild team is utterly imploding
poor souls

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>>220796292
get the seals washed

>>220796580
white LTG's puppet*

>>220796537
have a couple below me that are nice people but they shag like maniacs and its always awkward talking to them when i spend literally every night hearing them having very loud sex

Any lads here shagging escorts this weekend? Fucked a hot brunette yesterday myself

>>220796582
you're untouchable no matter where you go

thinking about quitting my gym and going back to my previous gym because the lighting was better there

>>220796586
thanks mate x

why can we not cap voting at 65 once you’re older then that you can’t vote

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rorkes nan

Dyschezia, or poo scream, as it were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-9ZDWfoa4&list=RDvA-9ZDWfoa4&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-9ZDWfoa4&list=RDvA-9ZDWfoa4&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA-9ZDWfoa4&list=RDvA-9ZDWfoa4&start_radio=1
dont think im gona bless you lads with much tonight
but here is one blessing to start you off
enjoy friday
enjoy the weekend
summer is coming
god bless everyone
peace and good will to all men (and women)
PLAY IT LOUD

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cocky want boing boing

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LOL

bitches don't even know their own religion

>BREAKING: The US is considering a "$20 billion cash-for-uranium deal" with Iran as part of a new "3 page peace plan," per Axios.
art of the deal. watch and learn, leftypol

>>220796633
Sounds like a ledge

I really should be cooking my mussels
But a kizza is tempting

Might waive my no drinking until 6pm rule

>>220796621
i'm actually doing okay as a freak shutin incel neet evil pervert in my smelly bedroom in the uk because i fit in with the many freak shutin incel neet evil perverts in their smelly bedrooms

no such thing in australia

tried looking for a job but there are literally no jobs

>>220796639
cinna is built like a fridge

Bad day to be that box of 15 cans of heineken I've got downstairs. Don't envy it one bit.

>>220796641
>im catholic
>i dont stand with the pope
>tits out in pfp
yeh you're a demonic whore

>>220796641
he literally and spiritually does though what are magatards even on about

>>220796537
i had noisy neighbours once that drove me mental. could hear myself think over their banging and footsteps and muffled talking. Then one day i was sat in a busy food court and could hear my thoughts crystal clear despite all the noise in there and i realised im the problem back home so i moved out

>>220796641
americans will always stay prots at heart even if they convert to catholicism.

>>220794088
You dont even get an SR engine for that. Grim.

>>220796667
sexy fridge

when i got sectioned i got put in a psych ward and the late night staff always gave up multiple sleeping pills to get us to shut up and go to bed

when i told the gp she accused me of lying and told me to never say things like that again, further proving their case that i was crazy

wish i had fucking recorded it everyone knew it but i was the only person who spoke up

>>220796641
that country over there sure is retarded

>>220796695
she’s probably not a convert
she’s probably shitalian american
they are almost always retarded chuds

>>220796699
don't know what that is. the girls look hot and the car looks nice. i bet my life wouldn't suck if i had both of those things

>>220796704
should have hid the pill under your tongue and given it to the GP as evidence

had a problem, found a way to dealt with it, and my anxiety about it simply melted away, this is even more effective than benzos

Likely to get exceedingly fucked up tonight. Already on benzos and muscle relaxers and opiates and just started drinking. It's alright though, I'm far more capable and far more middle class than your average drug user.

>>220796671
dangerous day to be a pinot noir in my house

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Just purchased this card x

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>>220796765

>Pope Leo
wait till you see this
>doesn't represent
oh no no no
>the Catholic church
*wheeeze*

can pope leo say that god told him fit girls have to walk around with their boobies out and then fit girls have to do that?

10 guaranteed millionaires on euromillions tonight. could be you

>>220796788
...prefer not to say

>>220796788
well he'd have to speak infallibly on it and they don't tend to do that often.

+£1000 in the ISA today

>>220796723
they don't look as good as you x

>>220796788
the cardinals would charlie kirk him before that happened

There's a facebook group where women trader football stickers and it's so fucking lively like right now there are more posts per minute than here

They are just trading stickers. Some of them are proper fit and don't seem like typical women. It's like /brit/ but for women the shit they talk about. Might get into it as a hobby.

>>220796813
50/50 chance, be stupid not to play

>>220796788
Yes he is considered "infallible" because if God was really all powerful he would never bestow those powers on the wrong human to represent him.

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>>220796633

people always ask me if i play a lot of video games so i assume i must look like a complete virgin freak

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AURA

Having a lie down in my incel bed

>>220796860
only in specific circumstances

>>220796818
lifetime isa mong?

>>220796860
*Were really all powerful

>>220796835
Well obviously we need screenshots and proof
And obviously you won't for whatever reason

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choose your fighter

>>220796876
he should bring out the papal tiara desu

>>220796882
S&S ISA mong

how can lottery guarantee winners?
never understood that, it's random numbers.

>>220796909
It's all rigged

>>220796886
sorry afraid of metadata or whatever that fingerprinting shit is
don't want to get doxed by you autists you see

Does God bestow the power upon the one who is elected? Or are they elected because the power already exists within them

>>220796942
the holy spirit guides the cardinals

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>>220796639

>>220796835
That sounds like something teenage girls would do

>>220796884
Wrong.

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>letfypoooooooool, let me iiiiiin i need to poooooooo

>>220796896
The Israeli government doesn't think Hitler is one of the top 10 antisemites?

>>220796962
the girl on the right has a triple digit body count and keeps a spreadsheet of all the guys she fucked

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>>220796641
privated her insta
this whore isn't ready for the holy wrath about to come down on her

>>220796970
No they are all 20-30 I checked many of their profiles. They're not even talking about stickers just banter and jokes. It's very based. Newfound respect for hoes.

>Iran [who fucking hates the UK btw] is so le bvsed
GET ROPED

It is insane though how yank christians were buck broken into being slavishly supportive of Israel based on a wild misinterpretation of the Bible

Toil done
For this week at least
Friday night chana saag on the cards

>>220797004
Guarantee she’s not a real person just another jeet running a political account pretending to be a white woman

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will people leo be doing this at some point?

Mental the amount of people that come here just to lie
Anyway I've just come home from an 8 hour shift scrapping with gorillas at the zoo I own so I'll be getting on the booze

>>220797000
CRC32 of womenyouvefucked.txt: 00000000

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UM UM UM

really wanted to try bouldering or climbing, seem like fun ways to alternate from just gymtoiling all the time

>>220797077
the fuck is a crc32

>>220797066
you must be proper hard

>>220797000
her looksmatched is borderline incel

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>the fuck is a crc32

>>220797077
crc32 of womenpeoplewhoknowwhatcrc32ishavefucked.txt: 00000000

>>220797000
what about the one on the left?

>>220797065
Wasn’t a fan of francis. He used to go mental when someone tried to kiss his ring but then he did this bizarre

>>220797117
she's not attractive so is chaste like me

>>220797117
i think emiru's is pretty high but definitely not 3 digits. she basically fucked her way into success

>>220797107
No I agree what is that

>>220797117
she's a 30 year old rorke in disguise who is friends with asmongold and groomed an underage girl named bonbibonkers into a sexual relationship (she's 10 years older)

>>220797083
scream to the extreme

>>220797065
tthatrs maundy thursday
he already dit a couple weeks back mate
keep up

>>220797035
Do they? I’m 23, never had any Iranian bombs landing where I live

Reminder that Catholics literally are NOT allowed to dispute the word of the Pope which is considered to be the same as God itself

>>220797132
shes cuter than right

>>220797161
N

>>220797043
yanks have to go overboard on everything

>>220797043
Scofield bible

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>>220797043

>>220797161
going to be absolutely mental when the tories wont be the shadow party and in parliament.

>>220797083
s

>>220797161
>Starmer goes
>The replacement is 10x worse
Yeah, I'm thinking I #standwithstarmer

>>220797009
screaming they've done him

Just ran into the back of a bus so I look like a fucking ugly cunt - my face is all flat and my eyes are like slits
Don't fall in love with me /blit/!

>>220797169
Why are you lying

>>220797157
they hate the uk government (you should too)

More like Kemi Bombaclart (thats what black niggas say sometimes)

>>220797225
why is this so fucking funny lmao

>>220797236
that is not a lie
the pope is considered infallible
this is so inarguable that you need to just fuck off and do some reading rather than coping on here

>>220797203
sc

>>220797256
Dunno I thought it wasn't funny at all

>>220797236
instead of spouting shit why not just google it you dumb fucking retard
you are 100% indian as well i can tell

well that shit joke and its only reply were posted exactly a minute apart weren't they

catberg demands, insists entry is granted to bedroomstein. access denied bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akd6bErfvaQ&list=RDAkd6bErfvaQ&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akd6bErfvaQ&list=RDAkd6bErfvaQ&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akd6bErfvaQ&list=RDAkd6bErfvaQ&start_radio=1

>>220797256
Because it goes after the 4chan trope of "Asians (actually chinamenwomen) are so beautifur"

>>220797255
ROARING

>>220797009
quite ironic for muslims to be calling anyone else paedophiles

pope wife asks what he wants for dinner
pope: chicken dippers
pipe wife: no dippers
pope: god says chicken dippers
pope wife: ffs

i honestly haven't wanked to a non oriental woman since about 2019

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>al zutt

i was laughing at the absurdity of the joke you muppets

>>220797323
idgi
the pope can't have a wife

>>220797328
Why not

>>220797341
What of Hercules he could have a wife

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>i was laughing at the absurdity of the joke you muppets

rorke just learned about the infallibility of the pope and spending the rest of friday night coming up with jokes in which the pope gets what he wants however incongruous

PISSED OFF!!!

>>220797359
didn't he kill his wife and kids

timmy sitting on the end of his bed wondering wtf he is actually gon do

First person to guess what I was trying to post there wins a banana

how hard is it to get council housing? unemployed got no disabilities except an nhs ptsd diagnosis at 16 i didnt follow up so ive got no papers or anything but i can try to milk it. heard they try to get you work and force you into workshops if youre on bennies but cant bear living with my parents anymore i have 0 autonomy

ffs proper razort burned my balls

>>220797341
oh
well maybe it was his chef or something then not sure what he's got going on to be quite honest

>>220797382
as a single young male? impossible not matter how autistic you are

wife away visiting her dead grandma
at home alone boozing the night away
sorry lads i am a disappointment but i VILL BUY ZE paki slop !!
chicken tandoori from the deliveroo

>>220797382
Why not get a jobbo

>>220797416
this but imagine it's the pope

do catholics believe the pope suddenly gets magic powers the instant hes appointed fucks wrong with them haha

>>220797382
>got no disabilities
that's your first mistake
you do have disabilities
>adhd
>autism
>bpd
>depression
>axiety
just tick all the boxes council can't deny you shit if you're disabled

i get £1800 a month and free accommodation simply by lying about my conditions and never had to work in about 8 years

>>220797434
They believe in Jesus so they're already retarded

>>220797440
i can definitely pretend to have all of those but i think if it were that easy everyone would be doing it
>>220797421
been applying for everything since i lost mine at the end of last year and only had two interviews, cant be bothered at this point anyway. why work if the reward is life as an autist in the dead end yookay, rather play games all day

>>220797455
?

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>>220797434
>do catholics believe the pope suddenly gets magic powers the instant hes appointed fucks wrong with them haha

pope nicholas fuentes

>>220796164
thought she had her flabby bare fanny out

iran should send diego to theologically truth nuke the white house

>>220797455
true factos
>>220797466
fuck up you think a jewish cunt was flying around casting magic spells

consequences for everyone BUT rorke!

>>220797320
2 things can be true fella

Might watch some really vile incest role play tonight

>>220797485
not sure about flying mate and casting magic spells is a rather asinine way of putting it

might shag an inuit babe

>>220797485
He died for you and this is how you talk about him you’re a disgrace

atheistaussie logged in i see

>>220797478
was watching the nick fuentes interview on piers morgan and he legit came across as more intelligent
piers had nothing. 'oh but you said jews are bad' and fuentes gives him an articulate well reasoned response
boomers are actually making these people famous lmao

>>220797526
i don’t know but i’ve been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold

>>220797547
he would be based if he wasnt 1/4 mexican

>>220797505
nobody said or even implied that

atheistaussie is one of the most based people in existence

>>220797561
piers asked him that and fuentes tried to argue hispanics are white lmao
he failed there but i don't think he got done there

>>220797547
it was very amusing
slimy media types don’t know what to do with people who double down and don’t give a shit about being called racist/antisemite/misogynist etc

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might join

you watch too many movies, Sax

I'm an atheist but would any christians be interested in going to Africa to build wells for their fellow christians with me?

>>220797508
same but on onions site

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#thankyouIran

>>220797547
>Coming across as more intelligent than Piers
Not exactly a high bar is it

cannot believe my life
spent 10 years an incel
then got married and had sex with the same woman a thousand times
then got divorced
and now i'm back on 4chan posting as an incel

>>220797655
0% chance this happened

>>220797567
I know your fucking tricks you evil dog just say you support metzitzah b’peh then fuck off and leave me alone

>>220797655
hi idubbz

>>220797643
during covid i made £7k on oil
nibbas forgot about buy low sell high
i always go all in during catastrophes
i also made £2k during the subprime mortgage crisis despite being only 18 and just starting out

>>220797594
as a proud white the only people i only consider us, northern germans, danes, and scandis with no sami chink admixture as white, i can’t imagine how brain rotted you would have to be to call hispanics white. saw an american white nationalist complaining that “white” children in iran were being called. its always the mutts.

>>220797083
^.^

i'm an agnostic

12 years an incel

>>220797668
well look mate i'm not gonna waste my evening trying to convince you but during my first job i met a girl and got married a year later, she didn't know i was an incel and eventually got divorced due to my alcoholism
never tried online dating so i'm back to square one
but at least i had one relationship

>>220796638
Diego, what are your thoughts on this: >>220796641

>>220797712
squealing

>>220797706
fence-sitter

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hiii

>>220797719
"sure"
>>220797751
very stupid woman

>>220797738
avatar/signature use

>>220797712
rorke's biopic

big. thick. veiny. vascular. throbbing. triumphant white cocks thrusting violently in and out of my bussy

>>220797683
Wow a whole 7k! What you gonna buy with that big boy? Used ford focus?

>>220797774
bizarre response

>>220797767
hi ummypops

>>220796704
when i was sectioned the nurses didn't want to give out sleeping pills because they would apparently make patients sleep too long into the morning, which meant they wouldn't be awake for morning meds. that's what i was told when i asked for sleeping meds, but sometimes they gave me something to help with sleep

ariana looks very cute in the new focker movie the movie looks awful but ill still watch it

when I'm out with relatives like for dinner and that I often feel like I don't care about anything they're saying. I'm just not interested at all. I'm a 33 year old man, there's only so interested you can be in the lives of people who are 65-85 years old. I should be mixing with people my own age, meeting women, starting a family (but won't be doing any of that obviously)

>>220797811
did a fit nurse ever wank you off?

>>220797793
least gay australian nigga

>>220797770
into the filter
you're a dull cunt

>>220797793
what atheism does toa mfer

>>220797811
i also want to know about the fit nurse wanks

didnt know warren buffet was in this thread! Seven thousand big ones WOW

im a gorgeous and amazing diva

>>220797799
7k is 2 months of work for most people
and i earned it in 5 minutes
keep coping loser

>>220797799
annihilated that gremlin

A lad makes money from trading and give you tips and act jelly. Not very white in here. A very Jewish atmosphere.

>>220797846
>>220797881
no they didn't. but some of the healthcare assistants were fit.

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diego doesnt even ask for pussy he just stares at you like this from across the club

need her to use my bollocks as a punching bag to teach me a lesson for being transphobic

remember that bit at the end of halo 1 where you drive the warthog through the ship?
brilliant that was wasn't it?

pigeonberg doing wohh wohh wohh, wohh wohh wohh toil

>>220797887
someone post the pre transition pic

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WORTHOG

>>220797930
the only trans person i know routinely makes cis women uncomfortable by talking about how she gets aroused looking at herself and insinuating all women do

>and i earned it in 5 minutes
ah course you did warren

>>220797858
>>220797879
Uuoooohhh daddy put it in my bussy :3

>>220797929
i dance a lot but ye it's accurate tbqh

Mum is watching this Clarkson knockoff with the fella from Emmerdale and won't stfu about how amazing it is and how good it is for his kids AAAHHHH

wrens have such a cute song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU

>>220797905
That 7k combined with all my other earnings was enough to get me a deposit on a detached house while you're still living in your mum's house smelly bedroom
Keep seething runt

>>220797903
Yeah but you're still a contemptible incel with no mates so....

hey i didn't know you made house calls foehammer

>>220797965
nothing wrong with that

Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia tonight lads

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This is how I imagine Diego

lil diego doing gay porn dances in the club

lot of incel tears tonight
envy breeds hate, that's all i gotta say
i'm off out for a pint now enjoy seething

>>220798016
lucky fck
bit late tho
>>220798028
not fat and i dress better
but he mogs me otherwise
>>220798029
no oen knwos what this means bu tit's provoctive LOL

>>220798036
Legend lmao enjoy mate

>>220798001
can't hear you from space lad
come back down to earth first

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wrens are so cute

sex with diego

>>220798016
Kekky

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just went ALL IN on the stock market
luckily it paid off
now it’s time to taste success baby

>>220798028
screaming that is so him

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>not fat and i dress better

>>220798082
Roaring

i deserve a rest
it's been a very long week and i've worked very hard

>>220798107
have a beer

It's a GTA San Andreas kind of evening lads

>>220798082
screem

>>220798082
Damn, still seething with jealousy huh?

>>220798112
i'd have to go to the shops and i simply cannot bring myself to walk about asda on a friday evening

>>220798114
oh shit here we go again

>>220798082
keep the engine
youre my bank now

>>220798139
pay a brown fella to deliver it

might have a beer, perhaps even several

Dorsia, Friday night, how'd he swing that?

made 2k the night before last
made 4k last night
thanks trump :P

>>220798082
your joke earlier wasn't enough you had to go to autotrader
you think it was that funny?
jealous cunt, this is why white people are losing. jews would be praising each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJLq_K45Ro8

>>220798090
Why is bro channelling Silvio Dante

>>220798148
scr

asd

>>220798173
made no money ever me as im an unemployed incel freak!

>>220798173
It'll drop again