>>220805746
would eat

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>>220805777

scromulus rex

>>220805796
gis im a scran

>>220805751
ktim

Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.
Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).
Sterilise all non-whites.
Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.
Implement a Department of Eugenics.

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>hes still fucking going
mental illness

why did that asian lad stay at spurs for so long? i feel like the management pressured him to stay much longer than he should

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I'm 35, married, middle class, decently employed, reasonably well put together but unfortunately addicted to drugs.

very fond of /brit/

>>220805826
>Sterilise all non-whites.
Sterilise them? THEY'VE GOTTA GO

>>220805835
janny just unban him this is cruel

>>220805835
this is the most mental thing i’ve seen on brit except for mousenonce and his various antics

any lorry driver man in? doing my cpc soon and want to know if i can still smoke the devil's lettuce after i pass
heard that they piss test you

>>220805746
The secret ingredient is poo

>>220805841
Which drug? Weed doesn't count

ENGLAND IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE!

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nth for the baddiedem

just want harry kane to win the champions league, he deserves it

>>220805746
Not doing Branston

shameful

>>220805900
Sir Harry Kane

>>220805835
Fucking screaming

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*looks at you like this*

movie "labyrinth" starring jennifer conelly is free for viewing on youtube

that's the wank sorted

>>220805868
at least mousenonce thinks he is making a point/standing up for free speech by posting the mice and the horses or whatever
dtfic KNOWS nobody is reading his posts, he doesn't have a point to make, he is just so desperate for parasocial engagement that he does this all day

this is just sad

>>220805896
your life is so fucking sad

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Stacey Slater sex arse

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>>220805900
>>220805920
he's a nice lad

Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Green Day and Good Charlotte on

>>220805835
howling at this freak

need a proper good sleep

dtfic needs to clear his cookies probably
unless he's banned
in which case good riddance

>>220805835
s

Sup Ghostie

>>220805946
No Sum 41?

test

>>220805900
just remember he would be winning it for Bayern Munich and your shit little EFL club would have 0 claim to it

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Why doesn't UK have people like him?

>>220805961
he's rangebanned

>>220805933
it is very sad. his parents failed him

>>220805964
sc

>>220805940
preferred whitney
then that blonde slag

>>220805930
for years as a kid I thought she was English

>>220805983
Quite funny

@grok how old was jennifer conelly in labyrinth

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>>220805964

>>220805835
Qrd? Is this leaf really posting on the archives?

>>220805975
got the gem alarm gif?

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wtf
why is she saying this

>>220806011
>Qrd?
go away

reminder to r*port the parasite to get him out of the thread. and that you dont deserve to suffer it

>>220806007
Jennifer Connelly was 14 years old when filming began for Labyrinth in early 1985. She turned 15 during production or shortly after, and was 15 or 16 upon the film's release in June 1986.

>>220806007
Jennifer Connelly was 14 years old when filming began for Labyrinth in early 1985. She turned 15 during production or shortly after, and was 15 or 16 upon the film's release in June 1986.

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>>220805991
Whitney is my love. What blonde?

>>220806028
GP

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>>220805900
fuck off

drank 6 pints but Ineed more help me

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>>220806031
>>220806035

>>220806011
yeah, he most likely got banned in late March, his ghostposting only started then and people in the thread started noticing he had gone away
the thread only noticed his ghostposts a few days ago, he had been in there completely unnoticed for about two weeks

>>220806022
because she was asked
like if I asked you whether your left or your right hand was better for wanking

>>220805874
Nah barely smoke weed, grew a plant 4 years ago and still got some of it. At the moment I'm dependent on opiates and benzos but it flips around, always keep it fairly low key since I need to maintain full time employment and be compos mentis but I've gone in on coke and k and various gabapentinoids. And always booze I guess. We get by.

>>220805835
what are ghost posts?
how can they ban one user?

>>220806063
SCR

>>220806074
>what are ghost posts?
When someone posts on desuarchive

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>>220805746
My parents are English from England but I was born here, I went back to England (what a shithole) as an adult for a few years and was very underwhelmed by your famous Heinz "beans".
Didn't even find some nice pork chunks inside any of them.

rorke using sanfew serums he bought with bonds instead of prayer potions

>>220805940
Fit as fuck

>>220806074
its a post made on the archive website that you can only see when viewing the thread in the archive
he was probably banned by blocking his residential IP range; most mobile data blocks 4chan and VPNs wont work either

>>220806095
why would someone post there?

AdultWork is pretty mad
you can shag British pornstars for £250 or so per hour
not bad at all really

>>220806098
okay

>>220805933
Me on dating apps

>>220806123
go do it and stop boring us about how you can't get a shag without paying a prozzie

>>220806036
dont know her name
2010s ish maybe related to the mitchells

>>220805835
what's crazier, this or when ziedy goes back to old /brit/ threads to post his 'sponsors'?

computer, show me elle fanning bunda

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>>220806055
wtf

>>220806123
that checks out to 20 quid for 5 mins which is all I'd need desu

>>220806123
yeah?
really?
didn't know that
sorry mate need to get another drink
*turns around and finds someone else to talk to*

>>220805826
>Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.
make it £30k to account for all the previous years where we've seen no increase

might move to london

DTFIC has been ghost posting for weeks lol

>>220805835
he's quoting and replying to people. are they speaking to/addressing him or no?

Sir Desu Archiver

Right then moralfags, how exactly does consensual incest, presuming contraception is used or it's same-sex, harm anyone?
How is cannibalism, assuming the person consented and was going to die anyway, wrong?
It isn't and you can't prove otherwise without seething or coping.

so much to smile about in my life

>>220806123
which ones

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always guffaw when thirdies hate immigrants despite being immigrants themselves

>>220806177
why are you asking me
you're not busy so go look for yourself you lazy dolescum prick

>>220806177
No DTFIC is posting on the archive
Nobody can see his posts
He has been doing this for weeks
he is ill

>>220806124
your beans are shit

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>>220806144

menta bdown goin down right now

>>220806171
Another mentalist needing therapy.

>>220805896
do they know people call them the gyaldem and baddydem? are those their actual nicknames or just on here?

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>>220805835

first friday in a while ive not been on the spirit
had two ipas
didn't get the third even though i got quads
grabbed some crisps but put them back
a clue has been gained this evening, i have it in front of me

DTFIC should be unbanned

>>220806198
:)

>>220806177
he always replies when someone mentions him but most of them are just normal posts

>>220806171
ghostie melty in 3 2 1

tax class disabled

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>>220805835
>he has been doing this for over a month

>>220806215
You wouldn't know good beans if I grabbed a funnel and poured them up your arse

brit niggas let arbitrary numbers at the end of a post decide the fate of their livers

>>220806199
Elizabeth Romanova
Zara DuRose

>>220806171
sup chodie

>>220806139
abi

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evening all

>>220806217
shame she's too tall. She'd have the perfect body if she was like 5'5 and with that ass.

https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/johnny-rebel-alabama-nigger-mp4_657StwgAqJNVRxv.html

someone PLEASE save DTFIC he's going down a path he can not come back from

>>220806245
wheelchair chinky cuck stfu. you cant jerk off to a new fetish or (fictitious) gf without including niggers fucking her, you wannabenigger

>>220806217
thank you computer
stand by

playing cricket is

1. boring
2. exciting

watching cricket is

1. boring
2. exciting

>>220806282
spaino broke him unfortunately

>>220806201
olikwoo lumbasa takin ova
aint nun lil tamir gon do

>>220806295
u good choadie

alicefox6969 wank toil for me

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>>220806272
no looked it up
lola pearce was the character
would go to town on that chav slag
tuck right into her pie and mash haha

one guy caused this much anguish to two people it appears

>>220806265
nasty looking bints those

>>220806201
obviously written by a mad spaniard pretending to be moroccan

>>220806295
big game on Sunday Zoddy. Who you want to win?

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>>220806223
nah, nicknames are just on here. well a gyaldem might know

Feel sorry for DTFIC

>>220806329
gf shagtoil on the morrow for me

suck it loser

>>220806281
Incredibly suspect link, nothing about that makes me want to click it

>>220806296
used to know a tomboy. She was into gaming, cars(actual mechanic shit) and cricket

>>220806367
that's good mouldie x

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sad spectacle

sub toby

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See filename for question.

>>220806171
who's katy nyash? lol

https://youtu.be/aiFgi1FXrwI?si=P5DU-vz42Ob68kO_

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>>220806386
corr

>>220806407
say something bad about your wigger friend and denounce him as your friend or else fuck off

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>>220806416
he's done the ritual over 700 times
I don't think anyone can tell you but the man himself

>>220806171
sup crodie u gud?

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>>220806338
Based

Her and Ben Mitchell actor got axed for being too based for the show

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>>220806417

>>220806426
why korean lyrics

>>220806416
alright he's done this in like 8 threads in the last 4 threads what the fuck lmao, no one even notices so it clearly isn't "trolling"

>>220806028
FOOC
>>220806055
Ta shagger. That is proper mental that.

>>220806416
Why haven't you blocked the Belgian flag like the rest of us have

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>>220806437

>>220806417
based on his reaction here >>220806459 it seems to be a new kind of mould

>>220806417
anyone remember Kate Nash having a mad drummer on her live shows?

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there's still 3 if not 4 leafs on /brit/, DTFIC never left it's all just an elaborate gimmick

>>220806367
what's this brodie

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&amp;no=220806459" target="_blank">https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=220806459 <------------------- Start Doing This

>>220806459
you eat mould

all the freaks coming out then are they? im off then

>>220806396
but as long as someone is posting his ghost posts, then he sort of still is posting with us, right?

Drinking a sodie with my broskid

>>220806488
sup haachodie

>>220806396
Spaino won.

mad how many completely insane people post here

>>220806430
I'm 99.999% sure she's lesbian

>>220806417
>>220806459
>>220806489

you arent wanted. stop confusing how 4chan works with thinking you are wanted. you dont belong here and the only reason you are allowed are because of the mods incompetence (if I was mod you wouldnt be allowed)
P.S. youre white and retarded

>>220806488
i pretend to be him sometimes because it causes heatherfreak to have anxiety attacks

so personality A beat personality B in a battle of wits, and then personality C showed up? riveting stuff
you know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?

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reformsisters….

just dropped a massive poo. quite the relief really since it had been Tuesday since I last dropped.

>>220806594
>you know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?
Of course I know that. Shame you're here instead of doing those things, isn't it.

sup fungi

>>220806597
restore*
fucked it

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Got the funky beats on

>>220806597
ffs i knew reform had wogs but didnt think restore would. might as well just fucking vote labour

>>220806594
>you know most people our age are out with friends and having sex, right?
I don't think this is true of most men
Countless others are playing video games or doing whatever other than having sex

going to eat some bonjella and wait for the mods to do their jobs

>>220806597
>>220806646
he's barely even black

>>220806565
Bradley

>>220806597
his dada restored his mama's pussy with a bbc trombone

take drugs tonight or not take drugs tonight? that is the question

>Hublots posted: 718
>cirocs posted: 689
>shell GOs posted: 618
>vodafones posted: 422
total "sponsor" posts: 2447
>cleverly 1: 418
>cleverly 2: 522
>cleverly 3: 515
>cleverly 4: 509
>cleverly 5: 507
total cleverlys posted: 2471

total spam posts: 4918
assume 15 seconds to select the file for each post, 15 seconds to paste the correct text, 30 seconds to do the captcha (about 1 minute per post, which can be seen by the fact there is usually over a minute between each post)
4918 minutes = 81 hours
81 hours of making the same meaningless "sponsor" posts for 3 years
if you worked that time at minimum wage you could earn £1029
he has done a thousand pounds' worth of "sponsor" posting for free

>>220806542
kronichiwa wagwan crodie

>>220806709
you need help

>>220806727
oh?

>>220806727
fucking screaming

>>220806691
he has brown skin. im not voting for a brown fella

>>220806597
1 drop rule, he's white

sup fodie

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>>220806727

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>>220806727

>>220806727
i don't even understand what the point of those posts is
like is it meant to be a joke or a reference or is it meant to hurt my feelings or make me angry or what

>>220806649
love this image so much
baddie as are water
mad

>>220806727
MOUSEMATICS

>>220806781
There is no point
He has extreme OCD
He needs to make those posts
He uses a BE flag so he can more easily track his posts

he can post the shell GOs

>>220806649
Can tell are jase is a smart lad destined for greatness

>>220806727
s

toby standing up at an UN tribunal with a powerpoint detailing ziedy's complete lack of any notable hobby

>>220806833
ROAR

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>>220806727
OOF

he does it to wind you all up and it works

>>220806759
ktim
i don't even consider non-white candidates

>>220806727
freak bodied

>>220806854
hence why he usually does it in threads long past bump limit on page 8

>>220806854
Nope
He does it because he has OCD

no one:
absolutely nobody:
not even harvey price:
garfield eating mouldy lasagna: sup odie

>>220806882
fucking yeepig

>>220806854
poo smells nigga

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*illegally distributes rare pepe*

>>220806870
ziedy used to post his sponsors in early morning /brits/ and not at the end of them
does he not do that anymore?

>>220806882
actual screaming roar

>>220806854
no, it's so he can better track the start of his posting "sprees"

>>220806933
only ever in past bump limit threads for about a year and a half now

Lots of screaming and roaring happening

>>220806933
he waits half an hour and posts them in the old so he doesnt get reported
its bizarre as fuck

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>>220806914
You're nicked sunshine

>>220806727
Was his sponsors polo shirt real?

>>220806966
chimpanzee that

>>220806983
no lol you can clearly see in the image that the collar is not real

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neighbours having a big party disturbing my incel sanctum. Think a police call is in order. Think I saw drugs being consumed. Think one of them threatened me with physical violence.

>>220807012
get them executed and their french bulldogs

sup scrotie

>>220807012
nasty incel

I'm exploring my perks with Weeeeeeee!!!!

>>220806856
no, id never vote a woman, gay, or non white.
i have voted for parties with woman, gay, or non whites in the past but had decided to stop voting after last election.
for restore id consider it if they didn't run a woman or gay in my area or have wog candidates.
now they have a wog candidate its just a matter of time that they will have women and gays.
no point voting unless its purely to keep the tories out so now if i ever vote again it will almost certainly be just Labour

I can't find any reference to a Kate Nyash anywhere

>>220807062
ough

roaring is so back

staying at my aunt's and need to do a poo but I reckon it'll be too big for the toilet bowl :\

>>220807137
you can always cut it up into smaller pieces

>>220807132
how about scroaring
scream roaring

>>220807137
why has she got a small toilet bowl like

>>220806914
Haven't seen that pepe in years

>>220807137
Did a massive poo at my mate's nan's bungalow once and had to unclog her toilet at 4 in the morning.

haven't listened to lbc radio since before the new year. i used to listen to that drivel every day for years

>>220807132
poo roaring is the next big thing

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*goes on an incelwalk*

https://x.com/rusgarbagehuman/status/2045069161794011171?s=46

Been posting here for years yet have no idea who heatherpedo or zeidy are

>>220806727
and just like that
both heatherpaedo and ziedbelg were slain

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Do people actually jab these things into the big poo logs blocking their toilets?

>>220807292
thought that was for arse wiping

>>220807308
thanks for sharing your cuck fetish with us

>>220807253
Heatherpedo is a brit that likes underaged girls and zeidy is the Belgium spammer who's invented his own language to talk about black penises.

>>220807308
2 white blokes texting each other

>>220807329
Indian more like
You sound brown

don't reply
don't engage
report the parasitic demon and move on

actually seriously genuinely WHY is this website so fucking obsessed with black men's penises it's absurd can you stop fucking posting about them for five minutes you utter FREAKS

>>220807341
Give it a fucking rest mate

>>220807347
fucking nutters

>>220807347
extreme internet psychosis

>>220807351
You are brown

>>220807347
pornbrained cuckold fetishists and /pol/ lads who think it will make people hate blacks more and more often than not a combination of the two

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>pebble
>pebbles!
>I like the word pebble
>it's so cute
zased baddiedem

>>220807171
old women must have tiny arseholes

I reckon if all white men had 10 inch dicks then there wouldn't be cuck fetishists
It comes down to penis size

>>220807403
You are unwell

Business idea: Endlösung 2.0

>>220807403
you are such a worthless person

>>220807405
SHUUUUTTT UPPPP!!!!!!!!!

>>220807425
Even in amateur cuck stuff the cuck always has a small penis

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>>220807407
>>220807419
sybau

just who is biomass Andy??

Hello you cunt

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So the whole Epsom rape thing, what was that all about

>>220807487
don't know

>>220807487
weren't me

>>220807487
psyop

dont understand why you bully the "baddiedem" poster

>>220807487
nowtbuttie

>>220807556
He's very annoying and the women he posts are funny-looking

>>220807487
those salts never saw it coming

>>220807556
it's hot how bratty he is

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>>220807483
sup harvdie

white men are preferred by women to black men but white men still seethe about black men because they are more confident and the bbc meme

>>220807583
corr bet he tore through all 4 of them

>>220807588
you don't need to keep going on about black men you know you can just just not to think about them and then not post about them on 4chan x

>>220807487
borderline personality disorder sket melty

>>220807607
k

>>220807292
No. I use it for cleaning the toilet, not trying to mash up a poo.

>>220807292
shove it up my bum to clean the poo before it even hits the bowl

might actually win my game

Can't stop wanking to the pale ginger twink that videos himself finding an empty aisle at Walmart and fingering his boy pussy in it.

>>220807636
Are you the English anon who moved to Spain with his family at a young age?

Sup Toadie

>>220807405
What about black blokes who are cuck fetishists?

>>220805796
poor berge must not have eaten for 2 entire minutes

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>>220807586
audible gif

my friend put a picture of us all at the pub in our group chat and they all look normal and i look like toad of toad hall

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>>220807675
fucks sake gayyanklad

>>220807588
>bbc meme
it's not a meme though is it

>>220807556
his posts irritate me
it's nothing but endless advertisement

>>220807487
Epsom is a horse race, I don't think there is much more to it.

>>220807727
get on the weight loss ting lad

New
>>220785076
>>220785076
>>220785076
>>220785076

>>220807746
no idea

>>220807715
chortling

>>220807727
Were you doing the little ballet dance thing in your little Victorian outfit? Classic frog behaviour that

Was going to have a wankeroo but simply far too tired

>>220807701
I've never seen that

>>220807734
Blody should have stayed off of this site me. Was only interested in girls until this

>>220807772
WAHEY THIS COMEDIAN LINKED A DIFFERENT THREAD

>>220807772
bharat brit what's the diff

>>220807772
I clicked it lol

>>220807727
If I were black id look like Mole.

>>220807791
may as well have been

>>220807802
imagine how many times that arse has been sprayed with nut

Best way to transport loads of drugs to France on a Ryanair flight? Reckon I can cram mdma into pill capsules without too much worry and LSD is fine but can't see any way to reasonably get hash or coke over there.

do you like baked beans

>>220807772
where all the teenage porn addicts parading around with our flag should be

>>220807813
I have but its usually only found in black porn as a subgenre.
I'd presume there must be asian cucks as well.
In any cuckoldry isn't exclusive to white people.

I don't look at women's boobs anymore
Cba

>>220807854
shove it up your arse
dont care what
just shove it up your arse

>>220807905
>>220807905
>>220807905
>>220807905

>>220807899
Alright you're going up there next