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old women
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>>50591929
I prefer my snek aged.
>>50591949
Yes... yes!
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Gentlemen, what kind of fireplace does your home have in winter? Can you keep your waifu warm? Or does she keep you warm?

I'll start. I have a big wood stove for comfy reptile cuddles. Currently taking applications for girlfriends that hate the cold as much as I do.
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>>50592099
I have a decent fireplace, would keep an undead girl warm.
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Capy's writing contest got 9 entries, yo

> [FC26] Sheltering from the Rain Under Willow
> Alpanon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75558786

> A long time waiting [FC26]
> AnonBGreening
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77429571


> [FC26] Some Drinks to Bring Us All Together
> Comet_Guy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77896246

> Leap of Faith [FC26]
> FarHills
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77890126

> [FC26] Bovine Hospitality
> Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77908661

> Dragoncom Incorporated [FC26]
> Magus_Anon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76902151

> Ittan-momento Mori [FC26]
> Penywise
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76782846

> Boning in a Corset [FC26]
> SpinaceousP
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76579516

> An Empress in Stained Glass [FC26]
> SuperEgo (SamEngelbretson)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77450576
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>This fake thread 404ed before reaching bump limit
My sides are in orbit
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>>50593078
The fake thread is still on the board though >>50550580
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>>50593078
Threads now get autosaged after 14 days regardless of replies, retard-kun
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>>50593402
Yes, that's what he's laughing about.
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>>50593567
throwing an awful lot of stones there. the other thread looks to be 1 or 2 days shy of meeting the same fate, if they're lucky
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>>50593573
The main thread isn't bumped by one very dedicated anon for multiple weeks though.
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>>50593402
>Can't reach 300 posts in 2 weeks
Even worse, just bite the bullet and go to the real one. At least it'll hit the bump limit

This is my last post in this thread. Milk it as much as you like for posts while samefag replying to it 20 times it's the only way you'll keep it bumped for 2 weeks
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>>50593045
I would try add to this but I just can't think of anything I want to write about a cait sith doing right now.
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>>50593580
>>50593587
>"main thread"
>"real one"
All it takes is one look at the OP links to see that the vandalized thread populated by shit-eating jeets from /trash/ is the fake one.
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>>50593587
>At least it'll hit the bump limit
After 12 days. It's like going
>heh, our gay thread with shat up OP is (marginally less dead) compared to this (dead), epic win
Btw the writing contest on /mge/ has just concluded and it had only 2 stories less than last year's writing contest, there goes your copium about writefags not moving.
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Manticore but she's Manticute
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You have two cows.
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I am changing the schedule, pray I don't alter it further.
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>>50595042
This deal is getting worse all the time...
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>>50592099
A+ question. I have a gas fireplace that doesn't put out NEARLY enough heat or light. It works, though, and I could scootch a couch up next to it for more optimal cuddles.
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Majin-type monster girls must be a huge source of paranoia for the Order given how easy it is for them to pass as humans.
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>>50595116
At least you still get the double bonus of it still working when the electricity goes out and not having to rake out the ashes or keep feeding it logs.

You can just cuddle under the blankets watching the flickering flames as long as you like.
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>>50595285
Yes, BUT. I grew up with a nice wood fireplace. It was annoying to clean out and keep it nice, but something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood.
If only there were a mamono out there who shared my appreciation for warm and possibly marshmallows and smores. But alas, no mamono would be interested in that kind of thing!
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>>50595307
I hope your door is yeti-proof, or not...
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>>50595307
>something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood.
There's just nothing like a proper wood fireplace, I guess the best substitute would be a monster that comes with her own open flame like a Salamander.
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>>50595124
She's not the only master of disguise!
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>50597067
Don't you have your very own thread for fatherless jeets to post in now?
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>>50597566
Wow, anon. You don't want us posting in the fake thread but don't want us in this one either? You gotta make up your mind.
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>>50597623
>I am illiterate: the post
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>>50596459
OK, but QUESTION: Does a salamander's fiery tail make those sweet popping and crackling noises of a wood fire? Or smell like one? I hope she doesn't smell like some boring-ass clean propane fire. That's boring and terrible.
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>>50598594
>Does a salamander's fiery tail make those sweet popping and crackling noises of a wood fire? Or smell like one?
Salamanders and the general energy they have give the impression that would be the case, the fire would burn in a livelier way when she's excited or happy too.
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The first thing you see at the foot of your bed after waking from a very long night of fulfilling contractual duties

https://files.catbox.moe/tcb5lv.jpg
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>>50598793
I was hoping for a cat, not ai slop.
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Snex
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>50598425
>50599643
>50599704
Epic /jp/ related posts from a spammer that has been constantly ban evading for 3 years straight and posts links to irl beastiality
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>Arknights: Endfield just launched
I hope you're prepared for more gacha spam
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You think you'll be safe when fox mating season ends? Think again.
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>>50601674
You have a fake /trash/ thread to spam off-topic images in, troon. Why don't you go there to fester with your own kind?
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>>50602125
Speaking of, it's funny how the vandalized thread slows to a crawl once it hits the bump limit, while traditionally /mgt/ went on as normal up until getting archived.
Totally not fake activity just to keep it bumped, no sir.
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>>50601461
>I hope you're prepared for more gacha
eew
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>>50602223
Even funnier how they constantly seethe at us and call it fake activity, when it's blatantly obvious they're just maintaining their designated shitting threads with a vandalized OP in an attempt to fully take over.
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There's all those stories you guys could be reading. Just saying.
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>>50602463
Like?
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>>50603704
Here's some>>50593045
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>>50602463
Can’t really be bothered to give a shit about the contest or entries.
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>>50604138
Why not?
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Who goes there?
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I want to conquer the cat
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>>50592099
Huh anon I live in a subtropical island so fireplaces are mostly for aesthetics here, still even though we don't suffer much from cold it regularly rains a lot so I would be inside with my wife (preferably a dragon or wurm) playing vidya
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>>50604206
I have my reasons, not necessarily good ones but they are mine. I’m not going to discuss them because further possible drama is dumb as fuck.
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>>50605053
Is it because you are a SEX POOPER?
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>>50591929
>4 days old
>65 replies
The fuck I remember these threads being the busiest on /jp/ often reaching 1000 posts before the saged off. Did the hack kill em? Where did everyone go?
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>>50605644
To capybara, where actual moderation prevents the kind of cancer that killed the threads on /jp/
You may enjoy this thread

https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/70600.html
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oh no wayfarer anon, it would seem your trek deep into the desert was ill-fated and you've collapsed from the heat!
but fortunately you conveniently passed out on the path of two parties
that of a pharaoh and apophis
the usual bickering such an encounter would entail has been postponed to deal with the poor soul half buried in the sand
eventually you come to in a nice cool tent being fussed over by the two mamonoarchs
but oh no! it would seem the exhaustion, sunburns and heat stroke have caused you to lose your memory, you can't even recall your own name!
clearly such a condition needs more serious care
but alas this truce cannot stand for much longer and thus the question falls to (You)
which entourage will you go with?
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>>50606033
Disloyalty will be penalized.
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>>50605644
Thread split by this anon doesn't help. Combining both we reach about 600 which isn't that bad.
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>>50606523
>Combining both we reach about 600
In a month
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>>50606523
The only thread split is the /trash/cord parasites making threads with vandalized OPs and keeping them bumped. There is no "we" here, the other thread is made by subhuman trash, for subhuman trash and upkept by subhuman trash.
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>>50606033
Grape Snek is very erotic, its that simple
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>>50606653
This one has its own problems, like the anon who keeps telling everyone to leave the site.
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>>50607259
It would benefit you greatly. There is happiness there.
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>>50607296
But I'm banned.
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>>50607303
Now whyever would that be, I wonder.
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>>50607303
KEK I was going to make that joke first, but turns out (You) are the biggest joke!
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>It's another episode of "I'm getting upset that the real thread is outpacing my fake thread, so I'm going to ragebait goad retards and capycucks into meta posting since I can't get anyone to discuss monster girls here."
Honestly, it's actually pathetic at this point; the daily dedication to obsess over pointless, fabricated drama and the necrobumping to keep this thread alive. You talk about a "non-vandalized" thread because the OP is "pure", but you have to vandalize the rest of the thread with meta posting, the actual meat of the thread, because no one wants to post in this one.

Meanwhile the "vandalized, /trash/roach" thread is clean of drama and metaposting, and doesn't need anyone to necrobump it to keep it going. Furthermore, it'll reach the bump limit and not fall off the board beforehand. The only way you'll ever get this thread to 310 posts is with your off-topic drama posts.

Seriously bro, just give it up. You lost. Just join the rest of us having fun in the real one: >>50604050

>pic related
She's laughing at you, not with you.

PS - Don't bother replying. This is my sole post here. This is all your contribution you'll get from me to achieve that ever-elusive 310.
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>>50607408
>it'll reach the bump limit
Just barely, lmao. Also the chesh avatarfagging is just sad at this point.
>PS - Don't bother replying. This is my sole post here
fucking lmao^2
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>>50607408
>AI slop and twitter reposts
yeah i'd rather take the slow chill thread where people are actually into monstergirls and aren't doing this to "le epic troll" someone or whatever
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>>50607456
What are some monstergirls
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>>50607462
i liek pyrows
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>>50607485
The camel toe is strong in the middle
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>>50607424
yeah, he keeps doing that and talking about how it's his last post. got that brain disease, i guess.
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>>50607485
Be advised, the pyrows can sense you like them
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>>50607761
And they will pass notes in class about it even though they primarily communicate on their phones
Those notes are meant to be intercepted
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>>50607781
>the teacher hasn't seen them excited about writing on physical paper before
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Defeat and fuck monsters, preferably at the same time.
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IT IS SATURDAY!
POST SEGA SATURNS.
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This is cultural appropriation.
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>Rest easy, thread. I will guard thine slumber.
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Kej hairbrushing is a full-time job
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>>50611810
Yeah, but only due to the fact Anons who marry Kejs WANT that to be their full time job.
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>>50611872
Well, I can't really blame them.
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>>50612007
I only have 1 kej pic because she is almost always portrayed as Perfect Waifu. But she's a good girl and would be better if yan.
all girls are better if yan
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I'm thinking of making an Atlach-Nacha bunnygirl pic, and I'm trying to decide whether to give her solid pantyhose or fishnets.
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>>50612197
FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! FISHNETS! please
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Moo.
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>>50612236
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i remember there was a picture of a lifeguard shark gril trying to give this guy mouth to mouth does it ring a bell
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>>50612703
Consider searching the Mershark gallery
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I hope you're prepared for more monster gacha spam
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I would massage her shoulders. Also boobs.
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>>50613775
>Filename
That's definitely a snow leopard pattern and tail. It's a trap. You think you're just gonna snuggle up with a big-boobed cat then BAM, you're mailing Christmas cards with your kittens from Winterstown.
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>>50613955
Look, she IS a cat with big boobs. And I happen to LIKE Winterstown.
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>>50613955
I think Ocelomeh's outfit would look good on a snow leopard mamono too.
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>>50614055
God save this man. I'll be staying warm with my undead cutie far away from there.
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>>50614370
Save me from what? Big kot boobs? A cheery fireplace and hot cocoa? A cat who is obsessed with cuddling and physical contact?
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>>50614387
And cute fluffy kittens and tiny marshmallows!

The horror...
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>>50614389
Well, the tiny marshmallows could get inhaled by an overexcited kitten and caught in her airway, so you gotta be careful there.
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>>50614395
It's for situations like this that Nurse Whitehorn has her PSA's. Responsible cocoa consumption is a serious issue in Winterstown.
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>>50614370
>>50614387
Wintertown with undead or ice queen wife would be super comfy. A cheery fireplace and hot cocoa included.
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>>50614472
Would an ice queen want a fireplace, tho?
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>Meme on them til they cry, then post memes about them crying. That is the golden rule of warfare.
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>>50614523
In the end, they do want to get warmed up.
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>tfw no portals
>tfw no Malef Dragon wife
Its so over
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>>50612925
yeah thanks bro i found it
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I'm glad that both our 4chan threads are thriving with a real uptick in posting recently.
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>>50615992
On the one hand I would like to not struggle because cute shork.
BUT!
I would like to be overpowered by a cute shork.
It is hard to be Anon.
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>>50617955
All credit for translating and typesetting go to some guy on capy
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I feel like I've read absolutely nothing of value in that entire set.
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>>50617959
That's because you're a schizoid Irish pest and don't care about the actual subject of these threads, duh.
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Behold an imperious presence gifted of great elegance and peak erotic majesty
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>>50620337
The parfaits she eats go straight to her thighs
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>>50620240
>>50621440
Centipedes? In my thread?
It's more likely than you think!
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>>50622067
At least she knows how to wear clothes
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>>50622067
what's the source for this one? reverse image search fails to find it
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>>50623537
https://exhentai.org/g/3683783/45ff44a351/
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>>50620337
Beholded. I will now have sex with the evil dragon.
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Snek
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>>50625992
>necrobumping the dead, fake thread that'll 404 in 3 days
i shiggy diggy
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>>50626662
Bump the necros?
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>>50626662
You've made a little mistake there """""friend""""", the fake thread is the one that was made by /trash/ and added a link to Whorebortion Pozzers into the OP.
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>>50626662
>check the """real""" thread
>someone is lauding mick's shit and and talks about posting on /b/ recently
can't make this shit up, lmao
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>>50626940
>Check this thread
>60% gacha spam
>30% off-topic screeching
>10% monster girls
>Only 3 posts yesterday
>Gacha spammer is keeping the thread on life support
>Thread will be lucky if it reaches 200 posts before it slides off the board in a few days
Yeah, sure, you can cherry pick the 5-6 blatant shitposts in the other thread. But this thread is infinitely worse off. The only way this thread will reach 200 posts is if off-topic discussion like this continues. You can thank me now for helping.
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>>50626940
Have to admit, it's pretty good OC. Not like this one.
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>>50626958
>m-muh post count
Want me to compare posting activity of your fake ass spite thread with /mge/'s? Or are you going to cope that it's totally not related just because of one letter changed due to capy already having a thread with that name?
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>>50627007
>Want me to compare posting activity of your fake ass spite thread with /mge/'s?
You should only compare it to other 4chan threads, which is where we want to be.
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>>50627007
>Moving the goalposts
We're comparing the two /mgt/ threads on /jp/. This has nothing to do with capy.
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>>50627026
I wasn't aware you are required to pledge loyalty to one site and are forbidden from posting on others, the more you know I guess.
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>>50626958
>check the thread made by /trash/ raiders
>99% mick&cheral's trooncord jerking eachother off, mick and scatfag posting jeeted slop
>1% clueless idiots who didn't check the OP accidentally posting in the wrong thread
Topkek

Your fake thread is so well off that you feel the need to keep coming here to seethe, since you know nobody except your discord shitters posts in vandalized threads.
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>>50610036
No! No defeat before sex!
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>>50627515
But isn't it more exciting to try to dick her down in the middle of the fight?
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I DECLARE THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MONSTER GIRLS MADE OF CHEESE
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Ride the tiger.
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Consider making a good deal
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back once again with the most recent Latenight splices, as well as 2 more from the backlog
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>>50629458
I'll be updating my archive in a bit
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>>50629462
add now the raw pics for archival purposes
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>>50629465
well that's odd...
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>>50629472
???
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>>50629481
must be the image dimensions
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You should stop posting in this fake thread.
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>>50629425
Nice work with the archiving.
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>>50627814
I am an honest paladin, not one of these manwhores who dress like that to get lecherous monster girls horny. No crazy fetishes before the deal is sealed.
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>>50629425
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>>50629452
Wasting your time posting this here. This thread will expire in two days due to inactivity.

You should have waited for the next one to pop up so more people can see it.
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>>50629481
Dangerous mino
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>>50630146
Why aren't you spamming your own thread, /trash/roach?
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>>50630169
Just be happy we have some anons keeping up the good fight and keeping us separate from the altchan.
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>>50630169
So it won't be as embarrassing for you guys when this thread slides off the board without reaching the bump limit of 310.
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>>50630506
Cum in the gyarus
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Sex with kots
Sex with kots
KOTTY KOTTY SEX SEX
SEXY SEXY KOT KOT
MEOW MEOW FUCK
FUCK MEOW MEOW
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>>50631818
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>>50631904
I'D MEOW THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
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>Anon has Chesh wife
>She loves pranks and prank accessories
>BUT! She's away for a long weekend due to a bachelorette party
>So Anon decides to do a little pranking of his own
>Tracks down a Cyclops to do a little remodeling
>His-and-her litterboxes to replace the toilet in the master bedroom
>Cheshwife's eyes light up when she sees it
>Demands handholding double-pooping immediately
Can't out-Chesh the Chesh!
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Did you see the newest THOSE files? I guess we now know why /trash/vermin have been intentionally allowed to raid us for several years. There's no place for happy wish fullfilment for vanilla heterosexual males in their plan.
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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>>50633728
This is such an A+ image. I love her.
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>>50629465
Bless you Anon
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Human and elf mating rituals.
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>>50633756
How does she know which way to go anyway?
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>>50633936
Who said she does? Who cares if she does? She is ADORABLE and the whole point is to be the light of your life.
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>>50634022
Well, as long as moths don't swipe her away
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>>50634294
Lämp? No, Kändl!
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>>50634360
>ONE KÄNDL LATER
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An effort was made
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>>50633936
She has a name tooltip that says "guide", that means she knows where she's going.
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The Ice Queen is acting up again
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>>50634754
No, I think it just means that she's a Bri'ish girl scout.
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Jealous hebi is jealous

http://imgbox.com/g/9BZtsslcJs
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>>50636895
But is she a Norf Guide or a South Guide?
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>>50637315
Well, my hope is that she's Scottish. Her flames make her a redhead, and I like the accent. Also redheads. Also mean redheads who could burn me if they're upset.
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>>50637381
>get a guidlegeist from the Highlands
>cannae ken a word
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>>50637392
Her job is to look cute and be angry at me. I don't anything more than that! And I will pick up her lingo eventually.
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>>50637092
For a moment I thought the imgbox logo on the top left of the site said "hebibox", it's over for me the snakes got me.
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>>50637485
o7
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>>50604513
Nah, Amumu and Malphite are priority
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>>50637397
>Her job is to look cute and be angry at me.
>she gets angrier the more you misunderstand the instructions and get lost
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>>50638198
You get it. You get my secret perversions.
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>>50638218
It's all fun and games until you get her mad enough you hear a little shrill "HEY! LISTEN!"
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>>50637092
Cute comic. I can't believe she let him leave, though.
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>>50638523
it's not stalking if you're together
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>>50638519
Navi is cute, tho. I like Navi and miss her from later games.
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>>50591929
bnnuy
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>>50638519
>"HEY! LISTEN!"
>anon listens to her
>[angry scottish noises]
>anon keeps going the wrong way
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>>50593045
Vote, nerds

https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQdQOAn4
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>>50640220
Don't post capy shit here, fag
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For me, it's troll women.
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>>50640220
this is what I get for procrastinating on reading...
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>>50640794
Don't you have a /trash/ thread to post garbage in? There's no "here" or "us" when it comes to your kind.
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>>50593045
I'm happy to see this year's contest doing well. Thank you to whoever is hosting this year, and to all the writers who contributed! THanks for another year, everyone.
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