>>50605160
8. Good friends.

>>50605160
11 and watch the yuri happening from TeruMoko!

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>>50605160
I would do 8 and be really scared of Eirin because I think she is hot but not know what to say

>>50605160
Did Futo and Yoshika miss the flight?

>>50605160
6 is probably the safest bet, right? Just make a comment about how much you hate the moon like the giant piece of shit space rock that it is every once in a while and you're completely fine

>>50605160
1,2,4,5,6,8,11,12 are all good seats

why would you pick anything besides the window seat idiots

>>50605160
3 so the destitute miko and me could fill the middle seat with drinks and get trashed.

>>50605160
Sit on Hecatia's lap

>>50605160
6 so I can lean on Junko's shoulder

>>50605364
Anon, you dummy. Why would you even bring up the moon and risk triggering Junko? Eirin and Kaguya are also RIGHT THERE.

>>50605457
Hecatia isn't even there

I would die on the plane cause Junko would commit genocide cause Moonies

>>50605478
Crashing this plane with NO SURVIVORS! (despite me being the only one that cannot fly)

>>50605160
11 and have sex with both of them all flight long

>>50605160
I'll be a gigantic pain in the ass and lie down in the middle of the aisle.
And whenever the hostess comes by to check on people I'll grab her ankle and not let go (I won't do that to any of the touhous since they'd beat the shit out of me)

>>50605160
Anything but 1, 7, 8 and 12 is a safe answer
Everyone but Rumia is civilized enough to not make a mess if there's a civilian involved

7, 8 and 12 are no go because Shion reeks

>>50605160
Seat 12
I'd take in all the Shion aroma and get the sloppiest blowjob after offering her a bag of peanuts

>>50605160
1 so I can kick Reimu's seat while Rumia chews on my shoulder

>>50606482
Who the fuck are these people.

>1, Rumia can blow you and the only one who'd care (Reimu) cannot see
>11, Mokou and Kaguya could blow/paizuri you and the pilot (Komachi) might see and be so enticed to join she'd leave the wheel entirely
>12, same goes for Tenshi and Shion
The only time where Rumia is the safest bet!

>>50605160
Sitting next to Seiga then quietly sitting the entire 11 hour flight without any kind of entertainment.

>>50607323
>Shion
She'd end up giving you a disease

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>>50607344
Alternatively, I could use the bad luck entirely on her by not doing anything sexual with her and just hugging Tenshi and making her feel even more like the greatest celestial ever, while my back is turned to Shion the entire time.

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>>50605233
You'll pay dearly...

How safe would i be sitting next to Seiga?

Eirin thinking she's giving me an errection but it's actually Shion's stinky girl fumes....ouugugughh

>>50605478
>Junko? Eirin
Imagine the enemies to lovers yuri.

>>50607715
It would probably be fine. Don't let her put any ofuda on you or leave any drinks unsupervised. And pray a kishin isn't going to try to assassinate her during the flight.

>>50607204
The retard grape and her gf + a ton of clones of the retard clam for some reason.

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>>50607489
As long as i'm with Reimu then i'm fine with whatever happens

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>>50610973
Donate or not...

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>>50605160

The only time where Rumia is the safest bet!

Whenever the hostess comes by to check on people I'll grab her ankle and not let go (I won't do that to any of the touhous since they'd beat the shit out of me)

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>>50611177
Many donations for my lovely wife

>>50605160
I don't get it, is there supposed to be something wrong with seat 3?

>>50605160
Whenever Yuugi is sitting so I drink with her. If not then 3 or 8

>>50618491
Rumba's going to hang over the seatback and ask you inane questions all flight.

>>50618678
how about she hangs over so much she falls over open-mouth-first onto your erect cock?

>>50605160
3 and 7 are the best, but you could probably get handjobs with 11.

>>50619047
More like 8 hours of edging while Mokou desperately pretends not to notice, only to bump your shoulder right as the plane's about to land, resulting in a massive onboard explosion and no survivors of the subsequent blaze. Well, okay, a handful of survivors.

>>50605160
i would sit on 4 and then reimu would leave her seat and sit on my lap

>>50607323
>>50605803
>>50605205
>>50619047
>>50605365
All of you are gonna be killed in the crossfire from 2 crazy immortal bitches who kill each other each day.

>>50605160
3 is the only window seat + non-zero chance Reimu or Junko will catch me when the front row makes us crash
Rumia will nibble my shoulders but it is what it is

>>50605160
2 seems like the easy and obvious choice to me.

3, 7 and 8 also seem fine.

3 because I want a window seat

>>50619944
You're gonna get your thigh squeezed by an old spider lady.

>>50619047
>probably
The handjobs are mandatory.

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>>50605160
1 because Rumia is my wife we are going to have hot lovey-dovey plane sex and moan very loudly while the other 2hus masturbate from the situation

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>>50605160
6 and I will sleep on Junko's lap

>>50605362
Yoshika got them caught up at customs.

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which way human man?

>>50626978
Definitely 4. There's three little girls in my proximity!

>>50626978
7
7
7

>>50626978
In this order.
2/3
7
1

I would put Reimu higher, but sitting next to Marisa would be annoying

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>>50605160
Seat 3. Next to the window and presumably only stuck with Reimu who won’t be that much of a bother. Rumia behind you sucks but you have Reimu next to you so it balances out. If she makes conversation then you could probably just pay her to not bother you.

>>50626978
5. Basically I’m sitting by myself or I get a weird encounter that I’ll forget anyway. Cirno is probably noisy though.

>>50626978
10 so I can sniff Hecatia

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>>50626978
7, not even a question.

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>>50626978
Rumia looks like she has a big futa penis, 4 4 4 4

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>>50626978
7fags, this is your fate

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>>50625521
Ok I was choosing 1 because Rumia is cute and my favorite Touhou but you have convinced me

>>50605160
Would Junko comfort me if I'm scared of flying?

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>>50627583
But of course, she's there for you.

How do I get Junko to adopt me and satisfy my oedipus complex

>>50626978
Squished in 2

>>50626978
2 is the best option,no doubt. Good to see there's plenty of others with good taste here.

>>50627546
Girl oni stink good, don't you know?

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>>50626978
Koishi is the only real answer, being the perfect singe-serving friend.
Unless Flan was an option, though that'd twist it in the other direction...

>>50619370
>you are gonna be killed
That's the plan

>>50626978
No Kaguya, Tenshi, Eirin, Yukari, Toyohime, Yuyuko, Sakuya, Kasen or Sanae...

I geuss I'll go with 1 because of Reimu.

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>>50605160
I'd sit next to Seiga and immediately motorboat her gigantic titties.

>>50605160

I'll sit with whoever the last digits of my post are and have a pleasant flight with whoever is there.

>>50634610
This anon got thrown off the plane

>>50626978
7 ALL THE WAY.

>>50634610
Anon took the bus

>>50634610
No, you can't sit on Mokou's lap.

>>50634610
11. Get fucked lmao

>>50626978
Between Marisa and Reimu for that double blowjob

>>50626978
Assuming i can even see/acknowledge Koishi's existence, i'll be avoiding number 5 this time.
I'm not stupid enough to stay anywhere within Parsee's line of sight or proximity.
I hate brats. I hate man-eaters. 4 is a no.
I don't want to sit next to horned brutes.
Kanako's shimenawa will press against me.
Shion. Nuff said.
Sitting between TWO people for such a long time is a no, too. I don't want to get inbetween Marisa and Reimu's chatting, either.
I don't want that orb atop my head.
I think i'll just wait for the next flight...

>>50627499
Drunk oni knocks you out and continues the blowjob. Or even worse - Rumia doesn't last even a minute.

>>50635601
Kanako sees the sloppy faction, shouts what the fuck and punches your seat with her mighty leg. Or.yoy don't last even a minute under the attack of 2 incident resolvers but you can watch how they clean each other.

>>50634610
Anon, I'm so sorry...

>>50635736
>Or.yoy don't last even a minute under the attack of 2 incident resolvers
That's the entire plan anon.

>>50635634
>I don't want that orb atop my head.
but you can sniff Hecatia while she is sleeping!

>>50626978
sleepy heca looks adorable

>>50634610
HE DIDN’T FLY SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>>50635736
Getting raped by a drunk futa oni doesn't sound so bad...

>>50639760
giwtwm

Smelling Eirin...

>>50605160
Isn't obvious?
7 clearly

>>50639760
Hot