>>50622389
Depends where you start and which youkai catch you (if any)

>>50622401
This is a slide thread retard

>>50622401
>which youkai catch
How are you meant to start a family without a youkai wife?

>>50622652
Most youkai are really immature and possessive. They wouldn't make good wives like you think

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>>50622389
I wouldn't be deprived of my human rights for loving the woman I love in Gensokyo, unlike here. I would just be with Her

>>50622753
>Most youkai are really immature
It's not like human women are much better, you can't really call Reimu/Marisa/Sakuya/... mature either.
If anything the Youkai have shown the some maturity, at least compared to humans.

>possessive
I fail to see the problem.

>>50622753
Good, I do not want the pathetically tepid 'love' that people claim is 'healthy'

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>>50622977
Well, you'll probably regret that when your youkai 'wife' sees you talking to any women

>>50623196
Why would I want to talk to a woman (who isn't my youkai wife)

>>50623196
Why would you want to talk to other women?

>>50622389
Easy question, it would be easier. In most countries today children are an economic burden on their parents. You have to pay for their food, their clothes, their shelter, and so forth but have few opportunities to economically exploit them. In the past and still the present in some countries today like Ghana children are generally economic boons. If you’re a farmer more kids means more hands to till your fields and harvest your crops, and if you’re a worker in a city laxer child labor laws means another potential source of income. Through their labor which you compel them to do children bring you more food and more money than you spend on them. They’re profitable. In a modern country like the United States child labor is officially outlawed with very few industries they can work in, and much of their waking hours are already spent on school so the parent has very few opportunities to exploit their labor. Even if the parent attempts to do so they will get diminishing returns because the child is already exhausted from school.

The temple schools report low attendance and Gensokyo is a capsule of Japan’s past, so they are likely in an area where children are profitable rather than economically burdensome.

>>50622389
Start? Easy.

Maintain? Very hard. Granted, Eirin being around helps. Before that they probably had a 50% child mortality rate.

>>50622389
All I know is everyone wives in this thread will be my side chicks

>>50623239
>>50623259
how would you buy groceries?
or how would you spend time im Geidontei?

>>50627096
>how would you buy groceries?
It largely depends on which Youkai is your wife.
In my case though, even if I was allowed it wouldn't make much of a difference since I'll live so far away from the human village anyway.
So either she'll get them, or maybe the tengu have their own market?

>how would you spend time im Geidontei
I wouldn't, though maybe you could ask your wife to take you there after-hours with the other youkai.

>>50627336
>after-hours with the other youkai.
midnight massacre at the village's most famous pub

>>50627463
Well it is true that (certain) youkai do get jealous, so it might not be the best idea to flaunt your human husband in front of them...

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You guys wouldn't really be okay with just getting locked up in some youkai's basement because that's what she expects a husband to do, would you? Remember, you won't have internet access or even a computer.

>>50631655
i'd warm up once the kids start being born

>>50631655
>>50631668
Do you think your kids would ask questions when they grow up a little? Then again, maybe the youkai genes would win out and they'd see this as a totally normal relationship.

>>50631655
This would explain why there's seemingly so few men in Gensokyo. They aren't allowed outside in the first place.

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>>50633869
wouldn't want to get snatched up by a passing youkai, after all. it's best to stay out of sight

>>50622389
Lotta rapists...

>>50633942
Did you know? It's actually completely legal for any youkai to capture you and keep you as long they like if you're outside the village! Reimu won't do anything! Sanae might, though.

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>>50636139
oh no I'm getting eaten by a wolf

>>50636139
Thank you Sanae.

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>>50636528
Anon, you're still outside of the human village.
She's just going to capture you for her own purposes.

>>50636562
Maybe it's better to entrust yourself to the Moriya Shrine? Sanae is a nice girl! Kanako and Suwako will definitely protect you too from any weird youkai or suspicious humans trying to take you away. Plus, what kind of idiot travels alone and chats with youkai? Sorry, but Sanae can't have your death on her conscience. You'll have to take responsibility.

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>>50636562
Sanae is a nice girl, but she must know what would happen.

>>50636598
>what kind of idiot travels alone
I don't speak japanese, I can't get a job, I can't buy food or a home, and I need food and shelter, so I have to make do with the creepy forest and their rabbits, rain covering trees and lakes that host mermaid freaks that want to drown you.

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>>50636934
You're just fueling Sanae's hero complex even more! Clearly, you're better off staying with her. Permanently.

>>50636668
>Kanako
Lol.

Suwako meanwhile would devour any of Sanae's potential boyfriends

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>>50636139
POV: Kagerou found herself a husband

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>>50636139
hahaha oh no I've been "kidnapped" by this wanted terrorist haha! ohhh nooo now she's "holding me against my will" hahaha save me reimu! hahahaha. ha.

I would spill my spaghetti around any girls and probably live a solitary life in the village

>>50641256
Marrying a 'jaku sounds like a tragedy waiting to happen

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>>50645732
her dedication to being a contrarian ensures she'll be the ideal yamato nadeshiko to defy societal expectations of her

>>50645732
Just imagine all the half-jakus she'll birth

>>50638975
Where the HELL is the sequel?!

>>50622389
I'll make a breeding farm and sacrifice my kids to become an inmortal demon youkai thing.

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>>50645732
she's not for the faint of heart