>News (05/27) NMB48 33rd Single (Hajimete no All). Shiotsuki Keito center (05/30) STU48 9th Anniversary Concert at Kanadevia Hall (05/31) Ishida Chiho Graduation Concert at Kanadevia Hall (08/19) AKB48 68th Single (TBA). Ito Momoka center
I look for instruments around the house. I find a lock-picking kit. There are some sharp needle-like implements inside. Some straight. Some with hooks. I decontaminate them in propanol. Using the sharpest needle, I pierce my nutsack. The whole is small. I use one of the hooked implements to stretch it bigger. There isn't much blood. After some tugging, the hole is big enough to fit my finger in. I stretch it more fully open until the testicle is revealed. I am in deep pain now. Lacking any cutting instrument, I simply grasp the little bean and, shutting my eyes, yank it. I dare not look, but I can feel the little bean in my hand, stretched upwards to heaven. Somewhere, on the other side of the globe, Hama-chan smiles slighty.
>>50981981 Ravenclaw chads we are so proud we have created a new tongue twister to practice every morning.
Peter Piper fucked a fuckton of fucking fucks. A fuckton of fucks Peter Piper fucked thoroughly and properly. If Peter Piper fucked a fuckton of fuckable fucking fucks, Where the fuck is the fuckton of fucked fucks Peter Piper fucked thoroughly and properly?
My waifu doth taketh mine hand She doth lead me to'eth the bed Upon white sheets she doth place mine body From within her robe she doth remove the blade The blade she doth run upon and within mine body layn down Mine body doth become unto ribbon Mine soul doth rejoice in the afterworld
>>50986837 I could never get into her. She doesn’t have any striking or recognizable, unique features and instead she looks like a pretty generic Japanese idol that could be part of many different groups.
>>50987090 What can be done for her so that her face doesn't get too sweaty? Some idols started like her, but they've somehow learned the secrets to not getting drenched like that.
Let's enjoy this clip together. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779992618237554.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779992618237554.webm In it, we see ODA panic and scream as tall Tanaka launches an attack against her. This from their great physical education series, which endeared many hearts to the angels of Hakata. I always enjoyed ODA's voice. Her laughs and even her playful screams. Truly wife material.
Ah, but yes, it can only be Kurumi. Did we know back then that Kurumi would go on to become a main attraction at HKT? Can we remember? Does it matter to our enjoyment of her now? No. When a girl reaches her peak, we sometimes forget that she once co-existed as a more minor character earlier on in the 48G tale. We forget that Kurumi rubbed shoulders with queens such as Bibian or Tanaka. It warms out heart to watch back those clips.
My eyes are for Moeka. In many ways, I consider her the very essence of TII. It appears she is currently involved in some kind of media or theatre production (bottom left). I am always thrilled to see our girls move on to endeavours that hearken back to their days in 48G.
Anyone else got a notification that Boss Yuiyui started a live call? It popped up but then when I checked, there was no livestream. It's kinda weird like accidentally pressing live button while pooping in the bathroom.
>SAY MY NAME's Honda Hitomi aka. Boss Tomi Tesla aka. Princess of Peace, to become a bridge between Japan and Korea! Selected as regular MC for a new variety show "Shut-up and Fight Japan vs South Korea".
Susoga China Corrupt Party plans thwarted yet again by muscular gentlemanly bestfriendships of Japan and South Korea (pic related) soon press release by Ministry of Information regarding friendship ended.
>"Shut-up and Fight Japan vs South Korea," which will air its first episode on June 7 at 8:00 PM KST, is a variety entertainment program that resolves various issues between Koreans and Japanese—ranging from minor differences in opinion to emotional real-life conflicts—through games.
>Boss Tomi Tesla is set to play a pivotal role not only as an MC working alongside Lee Soo-geun and Hwang Je-seong, who are representing Korea in variety shows, but also as a referee in the fierce match between the Korean and Japanese representatives.
>As a Japanese native with experience debuting as an idol in both Japan and Korea, Boss Tomi Tesla is expected to take charge of communication between the two countries and bring cheerful laughter to the tension of an "unbeatable showdown."
>In particular, Boss Tomi Tesla, who has served as an MC in various content with her fluent Korean skills, is expected to bring joyful laughter to viewers by showcasing her unique lovable energy and chemistry with the cast members.
>>50991987 In an early venture in members filming their own YT content, Miichan goes to buy a magazine with haircuts in and an Apple laptop and buys neither. She starts sulking Kojiharu is on the front of the haircut magazines ("I can look at her any time I want for free") and then freaks out at the price of Apple hardware and says she'll get her manager to phone them up. A week later she's doing impromptu advertising for Tokyo Apple centre.
In retrospect its a great piece of work, Miichan going shopping and buying nothing, mostly in a bad mood.
There are ways of doing this stuff. Maybe it doesn't work anymore.
>>50993394 Not to bismirch the honor of Boss GM Narumi, but I can understand Miss Yurina being chosen as model and even Raphaela-san, but I wasn't sure if Boss GM Narumi was girl magnet. Maybe for motherly aura like wolf pack alpha?
aichan is so adorable bros I would be a white knight for her. She's so pure looking. She's like an angel. I actually just teared up and I don't know how. Fug
watch amiyun's seitansai. the hug she goes for after the last song is too cute and whenever she breaks into tears she is young ashida mana tier adorable
>>50990760 I like the concept of this show but it seems that games have been a terrible forum to resolve cultural conflicts between Japan and Korea. In national sports rivalries cultural conflicts are only inflamed and Japan usually mogs Korea in athletics so it's not even fair.
This is the deadest idol thread on the whole board now. Congrats. It looks like you're speedrunning the lantis thread as well. Good luck. They don't deserve anyone posting there anymore.
>>50996835 They debuted at the wrong time. The average age of idols had slowly been increasing since the 90s. Initially top idols stopped being idols when they were 20. Maeda Atsuko even graduated at 21 Nowadays the average age of members of popular idol groups like =love and fruits zipper is 25
Hama-chan drugging me. She opens up my scrotum - testicle sack. She scoops out my testicles, and places the testicles of my rival in their place. I wake up. My balls feel weird. She tells me she loves me and all is okay. Fifty years later, on my death bed, she tells me the secret: all of the children we conceived together were actually my rival's. I stare at her blankly for one second, then die.
>>50995095 >>50995974 finally got around to watch the stage very fun one, as most saka agari are. senpais + kouhais teams have always fun MC segments I really like Amiyun; how she goes from genki to crying in a second, makes me want to protect her.
>>50996835 >too dirty for idols >too puritan for a cabaret show The age was only a problem in a sense that SDN girls couldn't pull off the bubble gum pop, because they grew up before big pharma started putting preserving chemicals in the water.
There were some good Bingo episodes. Whether it was Sata's persistent amnesia when it came recognising former members ("I've been on this show 50 times already, why are you asking me my name?") or people bursting into tears and refusing to inflict penalties on SDN48s ("I can't, she's my dancing instructor").
The first few years of AKBingo were next level television.
>>51000708 Mixed feelings on that one. Its sort of a weird combination of genius level ideas, ludicrous incompetence, frequently unwilling participants (apparently) and a super-low budget. e.g., "the Jurina edit" being a case in point. Not only did they fuck up to that level, they left it in.
>>51002088 https://mega.nz/file/c6oBQYaT#MUMexR_TAUBRZA9F2lkJiSfggAXvzshTaimKQfBQ_3c >>51002191 Checked the date and didn't find it. I've never made a torrent before so I don't know how, but if anyone else wants to, feel free.
>>51002174 The show's main strength was introducing the members. Their quirks and relationships. How they act in ridiculous situations. The more bizarre it was, the more they grew and opened up. The budget would've helped to have less "let's shoot 10 tarinai kun episodes and go on vacation" stretches, but the production team kept coming up with great concepts throughout the whole run.
>>51002343 thank you! creating a torrent should be relatively easy: in your torrent client there should be a "new" button in the file menu. You select the file and create the torrent. then, on ao, you select the torrent, set name, description and upload it; then download the ao one and start seeding.
anyway, when I manage to download this behemoth, if I don't find it on ao, I'll eventually add it there
>>51000466 it sure was great and it's nice to see that some of the senpai are becoming more fond of her too as it always seemed that she was the odd one out among the 7ki youngfags