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based. Serbs btfo

>>64746003
I would like to visit Pristina as a tourist. I know they use the Euro, so that's convenient. Would I fly into North Macedonia, and cross the border from there?
t. American

>shota
jej
can't wait for the anthro smut

I fucking hate all of you

>>64746003
>the armored vehicles "Shota"
Ara ara~

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>>64746003
Kosovo has gained Albanian shota technology?
waow!
https://youtu.be/IbgTGWB5N00?si=ISa0mp0lglVTiSjE

>>64746003
U-fu-fu!

>>64746003
>Shota
Oh no........

>>64746003
>Featuring the engineers barely disguished fetish

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>>64746003
Ara-ara...aren't you dependable?

>>64746417
Takashi-kun is not going home.

>>64746417
Dependable shotas deserve to be rewarded

>>64746417
GIWTWM

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It was supposedly designed by female engineers
https://www.armyrecognition.com/archives/archives-land-defense/land-defense-2024/eurosatory-2024-women-engineers-from-timak-develop-albanias-first-mrap-vehicle-named-shota

>>64746658
Oh God it's doomed

>>64746658
That explains the name.

>>64746658
lmao can't make this shit up

>>64746003
>Albania
>Shota
Makes sense.

>>64746928
They're juicing the vibe they have, not the vibe they'll have next year on paper.
Bro.

>>64746003
>>64746195
>>64746658
Made to be pegged by Turkish women.

>>64746003
>the armored vehicles "Shota" currently produced there
Made exclusively for adult women soldiers.

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>>64746658
HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck

>>64746658
The two on the left are cute. The others look like trannies or butch lesbians.

>>64746003
>>64746658
Someone tell them it's not 2005 anymore and we don't need an MRAP police vehicle on a truck chassis. The amerifats are handing those out basically for free.

>>64746658
RUN SHOTA-KUN

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>>64746003
Flips should purchase these and deploy them against MILF.

>>64746003
shota, you say?

>>64746658
>shota
>designed by onee-sans
LMAO

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>>64748685
nonsense, MILFs are a shota's natural predator.

>>64747773
I can't unsee a handlebar mustache and goatee on the one with the shades.

>>64746003
Shota means "Serb anal blaster" FYI

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>>64748963
Serbs are shotaseme fanatics it seems

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>>64746003
>shota

so uh
what about
what about the uh
the loli bersion

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>>64746003
>>64746658

>>64749183
They better build a chopper called the "Mesugaki" next.

>>64749176
one does not fap to /ss/ without self inserting as the shota, anon.

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>>64748705
at least post the full-er res version

>>64746210
Underrated.

>>64749333
You'd be surprised.
There's woman made ss where the boy gets all the focus.

>>64749230
Hex Maniac
More like Hag Maniac I'm I right fellas?

>>64749519
>where the boy gets all the focus
why do you think i self-insert?
femdom IRL has a tainted name and is mostly disgusting masochist shit, but /ss/ femdom can be pretty nice when it's not pegging and shit like that.

>>64748695
The jokes write themselves sometimes.

>>64749566
Oh I wasn't meaning it like that, that stuff is by and large male made too.
I meant as it the work is created from a female gaze so the boy is given more detail than the woman.
I just find it interesting that a genre that is overwhelmingly male oriented in the west isn't as one sided to the japs and gooks.

>>64749667
yeah, that's fair enough, there's quite a lot of female doujin artists in japan and abroad.

>>64746658
Life imitates art.

>>64749566
Pegging is the peak of male/woman intimate relationship, highly heterosexual connection to the Greco-roman cultural heritage, and simple and elegant answer to god's engineering of male orgasm.
This is the hill I am willing to die on.

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>>64746003
>Albanian Shota
This world is not real.

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>>64749389
B-big....

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>>64750123
Anon, we've been friends since we were little and... you know, I really like you...

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Inguar-3 from Ukraine is the new standard for startup MRAPs. Let's see how Shota compares to Inguar-3.

>>64750127
*gulp* hi....

>>64749747
You're a fag in denial

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>>64746658

>>64746003
>women preying on shotas
>women pegging shotas
>futas gaping shotas
>men using shotas as onaholes
>crossdressing shotas being dominated by even younger shotas

>albanian futas filling kosovo(nian???) shotas

>>64750123
UUUU

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>>64746658

>>64746003
>shota
God why are they such podos?

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>>64747655
Made by adult women, for adult women...

>>64746658
When you start the engine does it go ara ara?

>>64751562
It goes Ara ara ufufu when idling.

>>64746003
>Shota
What are they also gonna develop a sister model, the "loli"?

>>64746658
Hahahahahahahahahahha oh wow

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>Have Albanian GF
>Fly to visit her family
>Get reminded of my fetish

FFS

>>64746658

I knew it looked too much like a cartoon car to be effective

>>64751646
You have a thing for being abandoned on Mediterranean islands?

>>64751984
lol

>>64751646
The fact you are in the passenger seat makes me think she's the dominant one in this relationship?

>>64752004
Was actually her dad that picked us up. I've driven many times in Albania and it is a fucking nightmare and doing that with 2 hours of sleep is even worse.

I had a cute Albanian waitress at a restaurant a while ago. Told me how to say “thank you.” She was about to visit her cousin in Albania and apparently they enjoy partying there

>>64752004
Albania has the worst drivers in Europe, you don't wanna drive there if you road rage easily

>>64751646
Elba-san, doko desu ka?

>>64746658
Anime fan art, when?

>>64746003
I thought Albania hated Kosovo?

>>64752340
Albania hates everyone, especially Albanians.

>>64752295
Kare wa watashi no onaka no naka ni iru.

>>64752360
The song lied to me?
https://youtu.be/5SbpFRb1rfE?si=oZuc9Tln1kVKLptg

>>64746658
finally Albania did something to motivate its existence

>>64752340
No, Kosovars are ethnically Albanian, which is why Serbians wanted to genocide them

>>64746417
>ara-ara o clock

>>64746658
>age_difference, 5+ girls, gangbang, bigger_sub

>>64752869
>tall_girl, reverse_rape, breast_feeding

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>>64752878
>tall_girl, reverse_rape, breast_feeding
NEED

>>64749389
>>64749389
>>64750123
>>64750127
>>64750133
I wish sharks were real

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>”Shota”
Sigh
>unzips pants

>>64746658
I am younger than these women and some of them have nice tits. They can take care of me and baby me and my penis any time. with a shotacon you can even have small dick and she finds it cute

>>64746658
It’s like they’re begging to photoshop shotas in the middle but I don’t know which onces are popular

>>64746658
I desperately need fanart of this posted here when it’s made

>>64754364
I'd say ask the thread on /cm/ for recommendations but they'd probably crucify you for it being an ss joke.

>>64746658
The shadow on the face of the one hanging out the passenger-side door makes her look like Lemmy.

>>64747942
A ton of countries make these domestically because they're just upfit light-medium trucks

>>64746658
Life imitates art

>>64746417
>Ara ara~

>>64754271
that's either a very small boy or a very big girl

>>64756472
why not both?

>>64752086
did she grope you and say "hora hora"?

>>64746658
designed by the fujoshi design buro

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>>64758453

>>64746658
Include me in the screencap senpai!

>>64746658
Are you fucking kidding me

>>64746658
The fucking fujoSHITS have gone too far!

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>>64746658

You can't make this shit up

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>>64746658
To finally witness a screencap worthy thread...

>>64757590
>did she grope you and say "hora hora"?
No. I was eating with my parents so even more of a reason that wouldn’t happen

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>>64746658
Thank you Albania

>>64746658
Put me in the screenshot

>>64751646
go to albania
your car is already there

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Weirc how mainstreamed straight shota's gotten over the years

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>>64746658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbpFRb1rfE

>>64749333
Hard to without being reminded of my past. Not that I'm ashamed but thinking of my older sister is gross

>>64749879
I've long since accepted the world ended in 2012 like the Myans said and this is just hell

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>>64746003
The Korean model is better

>>64763820
Women aren't having children and are becoming more single these days.

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>>64746003
>>64746658

>>64755048
South America is full of these kind of projects

>>64764838
how the hell would he fire that gun looking like he's made out of toothpicks?

>>64746658
ebin, simply ebin

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>>64769695
Relax, it's just 5.56.
He can handle it.

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>>64764838
>>64770057
no homo but would (im on top)

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>>64763820
>>64765259
I remember reading a post that argued that men that are into lolis are confusing their desire to have a daughter and their desire to have a wife so both merge into one, hence lolis. I wonder if the same thing is happening to women. They want to have a son and they also want a husband.

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>>64746003
How did you not know where this was going

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>>64762120
Making the cap highlights now, nice to finally make one again

>>64770594
The thread's still young, give it some time

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>>64770669
absolutely, i'm grabbing them as they come- Ill keep going til it locks

>>64770494
Mean it already has a lot of adult women inside him from the photograph.

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>>64770727
But they're making it for the military, which is full of men.
Are they some kind of fujo cuckqueens?

>>64770239
>They want to have a son and they also want a husband.
That would require a woman loving her husband like a mom loves her kid; unconditionally with no strings attached. That’s not how women work

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>>64770239
The majority of the /ss/ audience is still overwhelmingly male, especially in the West so that can't be it.
I could peg it simply on mommy issues or perhaps a strong negative association with girls their age but that's just armcharing.
That said you're on to something as I've seen female shotacons refer to their preferred boy as their "son" while male ones almost never do this.

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>>64746003
Shota, you say?

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>>64770695
Put me in the screencap, please.

>>64773493
nakamura regura is the G.O.A.T of /ss/

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>>64770066
Who wouldn't?

>>64770783
all fujos are cuckqueens.

>>64773464
As a male /ss/ enjoyer, I have no mommy issues, but a definite component of my sexual awakening were a couple incidents where high-school age girls found my middle school antics cute in a dorky sorta way. I really liked that feeling, and certain kinds of /ss/ scratch a similar itch.

>>64777857
One of my female frens as a kid had 2 older sisters that would play wrestle with me and then teasingly stay on top of me after they won every time, that’s probably what awakened it in me.

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>>64746658
clown world theory is proven more and more true every day

>>64779230
Yeah, I could definitely see that doing it to you.
>ara ara~, pinned again?

>>64773464
Wait a second I know that picture you giant boy lover

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>>64770695
Another one for the history.

>>64779230
>>64777857
There's a specific pixiv tag, honestly probably several that cater to this and for some reason it never fully clocked to me as /ss/ because "where milf?"

>>64781177
Some guys just wanna be swept off their feet by a larger woman, the age is often less important than the proportional size of the nee-san and the boya.

>>64783067
That's size difference, not /ss/.

>>64783083
Size difference is almost always a component of /ss/

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Ufufufu~ oh myy, Tonibler-kun. Look how much you've grown...

>>64783067
Is this what gentle femdom is?

>>64784157
It can be, but really gentle femdom is a really broad net. It includes some forms of /ss/, but it ranges from infantilization of the man to subtle manipulation "for your own good" and everything in between.

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>>64784976
This. Man all I want is an equal, and apparently that turned into needing someone who can be my better, which turned into this.

Nausicaa and Cascada ruined me.

Also Molly.
.
.
and panini. Hm.

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>>64746003
Scientifically proven!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APLT0eHWTXc

>>64784976
Man that sounds really gay.
Different strokes I guess.
There's probably plenty of insufferable girlbosses out there for them

>>64770066
>>64777035
>korean shota
Let me guess, the artist is a woman?

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>>64746658
>female team calls their vehicle "shota"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Kosovo also started making Shahed type of drones

https://x.com/Defence_Index/status/2013009098191798535

>yfw they start bombing Serbia

Last 4 posts are from the same person

>>64790523
>>64790810
No.

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>>64790017
>>64790507
>>64790523
>>64790642
>>64790810
>>64790836

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>>64790507
Nah, just your garden variety bisexual oriental male shotacon going off his body of work and pixiv bookmarks

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>/k/ - Weapons & Shotas

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>straight shota
Fucking trash and pleb taste

>>64794862
Go be a NAMBLA supporter somewhere else. Everybody knows the only /k/-acceptable homosexuality is onee-loli age-gap yuri.

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>>64794844

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>>64795953
True American patriots only care for Yuri. The right to keep and bear Yuri shall not be infringed.

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>>64746658
>Named Shota

>Designed by women

We really do live in a simulation don't we?

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>>64798729
i only find yuri acceptable when it's a harem situation and the 2 girls are doing a little warmup before giving their all to the guy.

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a whole thread of /ss/, how lovely

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>>64799426
CHICKEN JOCKEY!

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>>64791275
>>64791275
>>64791275
>>64791275
>>64791275
No.

>>64746658
hmmm

>>64746658
they look good for engineers
female or otherwise

>>64752047
ah, so her dad is the dominant one in the relationship

>>64764366
i never had a blood-related older sister so this was never a problem for me.
i have an older stepsister but i barely ever had contact with her.

>>64799354
This is the only acceptable position.

>>64746210
holy kek

>shota

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>>64799354
>>64795953
>yuritroons

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>>64799354
Now you have to understand: Yuri is the straightest thing to be into. As men we naturally like tits and vaginas, and the only reason that women getting fucked is hot is because we like women moaning and screaming and shid. Yuri on the other hand is pure women, which is more straight to be into as a man.

>>64801216
Just say you're in the closet

Quit fighting about yuri this thread is for women preying upon boys (me)

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>>64799613
Nyes.

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>>64746658

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>>64802229
>women preying upon boys (me)

>>64803074
The T-34 is already so cramped, and they wanna stuff him in there? That's gotta be a war crime.

>>64803074
This actually happened, but the tankers were men.

>>64803218
There should be room for him... as a cushion

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>>64803292
Definitely a war crime.

>>64803344
I've never had a problem with war crimes, so soviet dommy mommy can use me as a seat whenever she'd like

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>>64746658
Hopefully each vehicle is equipped with a tactical shota to boost troop morale. If the future is female than I would like it if it were in my boner's favor

>>64803251
Yeah that's a real depressing fact about the Eastern Front... I don't know why Russians act like they all came straight out of a bad Ryona doujin

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>>64803451
shota companions will activate motherly instinct and increase combat effectiveness by 300%

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>>64804739
>tags for BC PФ: Men in pain, uncouth erotic, empty eyes, rape by background character, change in common sense, men performing fellatio, transforming into combatant, snuff

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>>64806557
>mindbreak, interracial

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>>64803451
Now i know what the S. in Leon S. kennedy stands for.

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>>64806883
Be careful with that small Leon.
Ypu might attract the former governor of California

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hey /k/, would you like to take a seat?

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>>64806959 i’m trying to, but there are two tall women flanking me on either side, and they’re starting to make weird swirling motions with their fingers and locking my legs in place with their thighs.
wat do?

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>>64806566
Found out recently that pineapple pizza pisses off not only dagos and redditors but also leftists and butthurt island chugs because muh plantations.
Only the leafs could make such a culinary shitpost

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>>64808150
i think putting sweet fruit on pizza is retarded, personally, it just tastes like shit, but it doesn't bother me to the point of anger.

>>64809125
Misato remains the best girl

>>64808150
>Fruit Pizza, Hawaii: :|
>Fruit Pizza, Italy; :O
If anybody ever reees about Hawaiian pizza, just point out that Italians put pears on some of their pizzas.

>>64809442
Yeah because pears with cheese and walnuts and nothing else on a bread base actually taste good, canned pineapple with industrial tomate sauce is two conflicting types of sweet and acidic and the overall texture is ruined

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>>64809404
over a quarter century of arguing over best girl

>>64809520
kek

>>64809125
The point of putting fruit on pizza is it acts as a counterpoint to the richness of the other toppings. Pineapple works really well for this because the acidity cuts through the fattiness of the cheese and the sweetness does the same for smokiness of the ham and bacon.
>>64809442
And it's really fucking good. It's like putting prunes in a roast pork loin, it just takes it up a level.

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good thread anons
keep it up

>>64809520
Being best girl in Evangelion is like being the shiniest turd in the toilet bowl.

>>64809646
Yeah but that's not a reason to not have violent sectarian conflict over the answer

>>64809512

>Fruit Pizza, Hawaii: :|
>Fruit Pizza, Italy; :O

>>64809442
ngl, pears on pizza sounds neat.

>>64809442
fucking luv pears.
Pineaple keks can seethe

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>>64809520
30 fucking years.
For over 30 long years you niggers have been bashing each others heads in over this debate.

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>>64809125
This. I'll still rib the shit out of anyone who eats pineapple pizza tho.

>>64808150
However, with this information, I will now also feign fondness for pineapple pizza when suitable, to maximize the seethe I can generate.

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>>64809520
I dunno how the debate is still running when, as >>64809646 points out, the three girls everyone fights over are all shit in their own ways. The only right choice is obvious: Hikari.

>>64809704
>i dunno how
the better question to ask would be why.
why? because it's fun.

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>>64809704
Simple, I can't rest until those goddamned Asukafags and the Misato fucks learn the superiority of Rei. I mean we all know Kaworu is the least terrible pick (despite being both a monster hellbent on ending humanity and an angel) but it gives us all something to get out of bed for

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>>64809743
know your place, filthy Reitard, this is an /ss/ thread and therefore, it is Misato's palace

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>>64809404
It's always best, when you call a woman nearly old enough to be your mom "a good girl" and she gets all flustered and bashful. And doesn't deny it.

>>64809520
>>64809646
>>64809691
It's not my fault that retards exist who wouldn't climb Mount Misato

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>>64809582
I think beyond just those who kneejerk reject Hawaiian pizza a lot of people have just had a bad one. It's an easy pizza to screw up.
Also a lot of pizza places for whatever reason are stingy with the ham so ham gets a bad wrap.

Ham+mushrooms+onions on white is an underrated pizza btw and easy to add one or two more toppings to based on taste and availability

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The fact that this thread has survived long enough to have 3 separate topics evolve through it is a marvel of modern social engineering

>>64806959
Lets be real here. If Chris Handsome decided to show up he'd be raped.

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>>64809782
The male misato from that one old evangelion genderswap fan fikm thing lives rent free in my head every time I see Misato in that outfit

>>64806959
>>64810938
Imagine the booty warrior, but if he had a gun and forced Chris Hansen to dress-up as a deer.

>>64810902
My guilty pleasure is pineapple, bacon, onion, and olives. Yes it sounds disgusting but dude trust me it's like a whole spectrum from completely salty (olives) to salty with subtle sweetness (onion) to a salty with pronounced sweetness (applewood smoked bacon) to full sweet (pineapple). Yes I did go insane working at a pizza place, how could you tell?
>>64810934
That's how you know it's a good thread

>>64810938
>>64811592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d200DatLtU

>>64811599
>pineapple, bacon, onion, and olives
Honestly I'd try it. I have eaten and enjoyed worse.
Just regular black olives, right?

>>64811614
Yep

>>64811603
>The most important thing to a /k/ anon is deer booty, it is even more important than water!

>>64803451
>If the future is female than I would like it if it were in my boner's favor
kek

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>>64746658
lmao

>>64810902
Salami and banana peppers is another good pizza.

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>>64813143
Used to get this tremendous pizza at this gay hipster pizza place to cap off a night out drinking with the guys that was a riff on that.
Salami, pepperoncini, dollops of ricotta on a garlic and olive oil base.
Perfect for the heavily intoxicated.

>>64746003
>Shota
little and abusable

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>>64746658
Sometimes you're alright life.

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>>64809782
Hagfuckers are retarded, because they lack the ability to forsee their Jag getting old and wrinkly while they are still young and full of energy. Imagine coming home from work exhausted, but horny and instead of being greeted by an energetic, hot, tamed tsundere desperately waiting for her much needed dicking, you just see an old post-menoposal woman slowly rotting away.

>>64809782
Reminder that the next panels show her having crashed her car, with Shinji running away into the bushes, without pants on.

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>>64813487
We prefer "Wild and Silly" around here, bub

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>>64809704
What does she even do? I don't remember shit about this bitch other than her being a Job John-tier named background character and her wanting to fuck Touji or something.

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>>64748685
MILF is insatiable. Being pounded by air force isn't enough anymore.

>>64811553
>that one old evangelion genderswap fan fikm thing
I seem to have missed that one. Got any sauce?

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>>64813829
>implying the arch-shrew could ever be tamed

>>64814712
She's the dutiful class rep, who tries to keep everyone in line in the classroom. Despite her strictness given that it's her ass if Touji, Shinji, or Kensuke are too obviously being fuckups, she's still got a sweet side. Spends her time looking after her kid sister and waiting for Touji-senpai to notice her.

>>64814738
https://youtu.be/lc6e85fJkeA?si=j6SOtYDeBur4ieJR
Here you go
It's pretty old and originally from niconico I think

>>64814770
Thankies.
>The Illuminati was a bunch of washed-out trannies all along
kek

>>64813829
They're not getting married, they're fucking in the robot as the world ends.

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>>64809743
>kaworu is the least terrible pick
Are we choosing for ourselves or for Shinji?
Because if it's for Shinji I agree but otherwise /k/ensuke all the way

>>64814742
Was she a backup eva driver like Touji and Kensuke?
They ever release a plugsuit for her in side material like Kensuke's yellow one?

>>64816398
i'd like to plug her suit if you know what i'm saying.

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>>64816716
James bond hamburger?!?!

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>>64816398
For me it'd be Touji, but that's because Kensuke is Literally Me.

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>>64818519
Man I just have to respect the guy for going out doing some classic camping at the end of the world

What next Ara Ara drones?

>>64749230
>>64749520
She's from the sequels

>>64818928
Despite being clearly a maladaptive daydreamer autist he lived his best best life each day and eventually ended up banging red bitch out of nowhere when it was all over. Can't help but admire it

>>64818928
Is that the troon from that visual novel?

>>64820537
IIRC, xhe isn't a tranny in the actual game.

>>64820537
visual novel yes, troon no, autistic yes

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>>64746658
What the fuck is picrel?

>>64821310
Either a concealed qeapon, or a shenis.

>>64821310
A bulge for (You) to notice.

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>>64821440
>shenis

>>64821310
I recognize that bulge

>>64770066
Sauce?

>>64818928
This thing should be a man

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>>64821310
stop seeing bulges everywhere goddamnit, she just has very fat mons.

>>64811645
I remember having a greek chicken pizza from some place that used green olives in it. Was better than you'd expect, I'd definitely have liked to try them on other pizzas but they don't exist in my state anymore.
Pizza pipeline iirc

>>64746658
this is beautiful

>>64825323
older women are beautiful.

>>64823068
>draw a gawky androgynous twink and call it a girl
Sad! Many such cases!

>>64827585
i've never understood the "femboy" and "trap" memes.
the concept only works if you think anime is real life. because in anime, sure, you can draw basically a girls body with a flat chest and a bulge and then call that thing a trap or "femboy". but IRL they just look like androgynous freaks, not girly.

>>64827619
Well that's not completely true, there are some truly effeminate men that, while not being a "trap", are definitely fuckable if you want a man. What drives me up a wall is the fake femboy voice some of them put on. Like dude, I already hate it when women speak, don't try to mimic their speech

>>64825104
I'm gonna let you in a on a secret, you can make your own pizza with whatever toppings you want.

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>>64827639
wasn't that the whole point of pizza? to be an edible plate?

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>>64827619
Honestly I wouldn't be interested if they looked exactly like a girl.
And you do see some of that or very close out of Asia and the slavosphere.
But I'm gay, I don't pretend any of this is straight and I don't think there's anything wrong with it not being someone's cup of tea

>>64827639
This is a lie, if you try to make your own pizza instead of ordering one from a licensed paisano the FDA and USDA will kill you and your cat

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>>64827888
mama mia!

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>>64827888
Don't believe this man, he's clearly a shill for Big Pizza. We've been making our own pizzas for years and nothing's ever happened to us.

>>64829027
>don't tread on pizza bread!

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>>64746658
After spending 15 years in military/aerospace engineering, I feel confident about this.

Female engineers are shit. Good engineers in general are fucking weirdos, and I'm one, so there's that. Female engineers are ultra-fucked up people. There is approximately zero chance a system of that scale was designed successfully by an all-female team.

>>64829321
I mean it's a MRAP. They're basically the simplest armored vehicle beyond just a basic IMV/ISV.
Even subsaharan African countries bang out domestic MRAPs.
I think a bunch of Albanian fujos can figure it out

>>64830028
Nah... the simplest armored vehicles (stil in use) are ancient tracked soviet shitboxes like MTLB or something, not modern MRAPs.

>>64830043
I mean to stand up manufacturing for. Not already made, existing and in use. Anything tracked is already a massive step up in complexity and cost.
While an IMV/ISV in it's basic form is just a heavy duty 4×4 truck with armor slathered on it.
A basic MRAP is a ratchet up in difficulty but the principles behind them are well understood and plenty of outside companies can handle the most difficult parts.
Of course there's more advanced MRAPs out thrre but I'm guessing the SHOTA is a fairly typical babby's first MRAP like a lot of small countries put out.
Also I doubt the "all female" design team thing is really all that true, and how much work was actually domestically put into the thing.
They're often a lot of foreign components in domestic bodywork on at best a domestic chassis. Maybe the steel portion of the armor is done domestically too.
Not that this is a bad thing.
Done well this leverages the shitty country's cheap labor costs while helping build up the manufacturing base for greater things and allows the shitty country more flexibility in how their cheap MRAPs are outfitted.
And if they're good enough they can even start exporting or aid gifting them.
It's a sensible idea

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>>64823068
man the whole discourse this image caused reminds me of this old cap

>>64830488
I remember a Chinese streamer/e-thot pretending to be a trap by stuffing socks in her underwear until people found out and lost all interest in her

>>64830943
It's simple economics.
There's a lot more convincingly boyish girls than there are convincingly girlish boys out there.

>>64746003
>>64746658
Alright, where's the rival all-men team with the competing MRAP designated Loli

>>64831393
i'm imagining a clown-car sized MRAP that can hold way more people than you'd reasonably expect it to be able to.

>>64809782
You're older than Misato.

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>>64833404
bullshit, i'm a young teenager and she's an overbearing sexual molester, i reject your reality and substitute my own.

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>>64830943
What's up with the Chinese and traps?

>>64834232
ever heard of african tree frogs anon? when there are too little females in the population, some of the males change their sex.
bugmen are much the same, given their current situation.

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>>64833404
why'd you have to say it anon

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>>64833341
You rang?

>>64833449
>>64835481
I'm sorry. Unfortunately time is passing.