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>rotational velocidensity
Many such cases!
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>won't even be charged with brandishing
That didn't age well. Pro tip: when your assailant yells "I'm doing to kill you", don't tell him
>No you ain't
>I doubt it
>Take your swing
This kills the self defense case
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What would this translate to against a row of actual human targets?
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https://youtu.be/U6tzqlxOr2U?si=pEf6yDIsjh2aC9sn
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>>64820633
They got me covered on that front too, dont worry.
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>>64820650
another day being american, another day without bidet, another day with encrusted anus and itchy asscleft.
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>>64820619
Went out shooting last week and one of the guys I went with was shooting a steel target at 300 yards with his fake M110 and I made the same shot with my Mosin with iron sights. Took 10 shots to hit the target, but if it was man-sized, I would have hit it 7 or 8 times
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>>64820737
>be me
>be American
>have bidet seat for my toilet
>ass has been clean for two years
Skill issue
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>>64820773
That’s awesome. I’m continuously surprised how accurate my old style rifles are compared to new. I’m sure my AR and sights are fine and all, but my M1 carbine routinely out performs my AR with an electronic optic. Even when I use my scoped AR, at 200 yards I hit better standing with my carbine than I do sitting with my ARs. Go figure. The other day I even dusted off my Garand, which I had never sighted in(it was a gift), and tested its range. I shot one round at 200,300,400, and 500. Each shot hit the steels on the first try. Using my dad’s Ruger m77 I hit 1 out of 3.
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>>64820971
>summer time it’s usually dead
That's because of the seasonal fire ban :L
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>>64820940
>the army memo ordering a DnD group to attend session
You don't happen to have that saved do you?
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>>64820737
Getting a bidet was one of the best decisions I've ever made. So many men out there smell like feces and/or have hemorrhoids from sanding away their asshole with paper.
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>>64820832
I don't know why the US Army published some of these photos from the PASGT development program, especially since they insist that the PASGT is completely unrelated to a certain German helmet.
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>>64821048
I love Trekpu.Wish there were more than the handful I have.
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>>64820804
Jesus Christ I'm fucking dying of laughter
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>>64821091
Hmmmmmmm
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>>64821397
Kek classic
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>>64821150
Calm down faggot, it's just mildly amusing
What, were you waiting for an excuse to post that reaction image and you got impatient?
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ITT: Slapfight between --
>mobility scooter riding Shartmart yanks who can't clean themselves without special (non-flushable) moistened disposable cloths
>Thirdies that splash their asses with some water, wipe with their bare hands (without washing hands afterwards), then claim superiority
Are you all suffering from constant and permanent diarrhea?
Do none of you fucking faggots know how yo use toilet paper?
Is the concept of moistening some toilet paper with water from the bathroom sink beyond your comprehension?
Are you all walking around with puffy red protruding anuses like a bunch of chimps all day????
WTF is going on?!?!? How is this even a debate?
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming
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>>64821111
If Trepku wasn't supposed to do that in the Holodeck, why was the Holodeck programed to do it?
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>>64822176
FYI, they actually make portable bidets for camping and such.
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>>64820623
An Arab in his tank is chasing a Jew in the desert, shooting all the time. Eventually he stops shooting and Jew turns around, somewhat astonished. 'Why aren't you shooting anymore?' 'I am out of ammo'. 'You want to buy some?'
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>>64820554
>yfw you realize they put this on there for a reason
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>>64825085
It's how you know a commission didn't get wasted.
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>>64820476
If he pulled it over his nose, the hot he exhales would be directed into the glasses, causing them to fog up.
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Why do you think its trying to pretend to be a suicide
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Found the incel with an axe to grind
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Wish i had a bidet right now, trying to ensure cleanliness requires showers if you're shitting liquid :(
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>>64821355
Funny shit
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>>64821618
Did GROM shoot a hostage or something?
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>>64827196
Damn this one hits hard. That poor mango just wanted to live. This world can be so fucked up sometimes.
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>>64825682
>Sir, we found mango fragments in the entry wound and throughout the brain
>Well
>it would appear
>he was a bit of a fruit
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I have seen cats jumping to many suicidal places like washing machines or friend of mine had situation where he emptied dishwasher and when he tried to close it he couldn't because cat got into back of it without him noticing
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>>64827645
>have one cat
>nearly kill it walking down stairs
>learns his lesson and stops being a suicidal cunt
>dies from blood clot 2 years later
>have new cat
>it constantly hovers around my feet, ready to die basically every single day
Fucking cats bro.
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He was a superheroines boyfriend being killed by bad guys
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>constantly hovers around my feet
I had it with my dog, he was constantly lying in random chokepoints of my house and I constantly were accidentally stepping on him until he learned to "pur" to give me an info about his existence at night when I was going in dark to toilet.
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>liquid propellant
>hydrazine
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>>64821618
This has aged extremely well.
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>>64828003
This is exactly why I hate you 10mm freaks. You take footage of a .45, change the name to 10mm, and the gloat about how great your round is.
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Mangos are undefeated
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>>64828864
Btw still a funny panel
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Pretty sure those are lips
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>>64820518
fun fact:
the main cause for high estrogen/low T levels in males is obesity.
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>>64827841
YOU STOP MAKIN FUN OF MY BROTHER! IT'S A HARD LIFE FOR US BLACKS!
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>Imagine fucking her doggy style. And then manages and look thanks to her head to turn around you straight on that crazy long neck
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kek
>>64829642
the important thing is that it's not a nutsack
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>>64830778
I was genuinely surprised by how many people thought that was pubes when I posted it. It quite literally says lips in the caption. I actually dated a girl with unusually long labia. I enjoyed it much.
>>64830481
I just can't stand wearing jeans unless I absolutely have to. It's so uncomfortable.
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>>64828003
>boink
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>>64830127
Man you're mentally ill you know that?
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ok, which one of you faggots did it this time
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>>64831425
It will continue to happen, and will likely see an uptick over the next decade with how many shitty munitions Russia has dispersed over the last few years.
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>>64822629
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OIkqlQaUqI
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>>64831340
Unfortunately the problem is that they don't realize this.
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I buy honest Baby Wipes
I also am a father of small children
Pretty much hate all forms of marketing, don’t even wear t shirts that have graphics or print on them.
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>>64834646
Agreed.
>obese
>big beard
>absolutely covered in tattoos
>Flat brim baseball hat
>wraparound sunglasses
>probably will mention whisky at least twice in the first couple minutes of talking to them
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I don't think so, they blamed it on the Turk ammo
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>>64820608
My older brother likes duke cannon.
He doesn't think it's manly or anything, he just found a scent he likes and keep buying other shit from them to make the shipping "worth it" when he has to order the stuff he wants that he can't find locally anymore.
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Does this look better? Can't tell on my phone.
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>>64820608
i like to try to be manly. do stuff around the house, woodworking, fixing shit, going to a range from time to time, welding, construction work, gardening, etc
but i like it because it lets me improve myself and be independent. that's what i think being "manly" is.
"dude bro shampoo" isn't being manly, it's larping.
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Can I get a QRD or .webm?