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>>64820501
That's just to account for rotational velocidensity
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>>64820503
>rotational velocidensity
Many such cases!
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>>64820518
>won't even be charged with brandishing
That didn't age well. Pro tip: when your assailant yells "I'm doing to kill you", don't tell him
>No you ain't
>I doubt it
>Take your swing
This kills the self defense case
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>>64820510
GOD DAYAM
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What would this translate to against a row of actual human targets?
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>>64820556
https://youtu.be/U6tzqlxOr2U?si=pEf6yDIsjh2aC9sn
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>>64820608
Dude wipes are legit and I hate buying them.
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>>64820544
That's proper de-escalation.
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>>64820625
Baby wipes are half the price or less
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>>64820630
That dumb bitch filming should've been charged. She got poor Aaron unalived in an alley
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>>64820514
Holy shit that’s an old one
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>>64820633
They got me covered on that front too, dont worry.
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>>64820650
another day being american, another day without bidet, another day with encrusted anus and itchy asscleft.
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>>64820737
Wipe better. If (figuratively) you're getting skid marks, it's user error
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>>64820619
Went out shooting last week and one of the guys I went with was shooting a steel target at 300 yards with his fake M110 and I made the same shot with my Mosin with iron sights. Took 10 shots to hit the target, but if it was man-sized, I would have hit it 7 or 8 times
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>>64820755
Stop posting your own unfunny nonsense post in every thread
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>>64820737
>be me
>be American
>have bidet seat for my toilet
>ass has been clean for two years
Skill issue
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>>64820784
I blast my crack out with the waterhose in hot weather. I definitely get the appeal
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>>64820773
That’s awesome. I’m continuously surprised how accurate my old style rifles are compared to new. I’m sure my AR and sights are fine and all, but my M1 carbine routinely out performs my AR with an electronic optic. Even when I use my scoped AR, at 200 yards I hit better standing with my carbine than I do sitting with my ARs. Go figure. The other day I even dusted off my Garand, which I had never sighted in(it was a gift), and tested its range. I shot one round at 200,300,400, and 500. Each shot hit the steels on the first try. Using my dad’s Ruger m77 I hit 1 out of 3.
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>>64820804
>Eat shit!
You don't say :^)
>Eat shit and die!
Excuse me?!
>Eat shit and die, mother-fucker!
Excuse me Sir?! >:(
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>>64820737
Can't use a bidet to wipe my whole body down or pressure wash my ass on a 5 day FTX
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>>64820878
Saddleback Mountain is constantly busy :c
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>>64820804
I'm not sure if this meme or the army memo ordering a DnD group to attend session was funnier
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>>64820939
Really? It’s usually pretty free for me. Though I usually go a bit earlier. I’m sure the nice weather has brought out a lot of people. The summer time it’s usually dead since there’s no shade structures
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>>64820971
>summer time it’s usually dead
That's because of the seasonal fire ban :L
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>>64820940
>the army memo ordering a DnD group to attend session
You don't happen to have that saved do you?
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>>64821029
>totally surrounded by gravel, walls, and dirt
>closed for fire risk
Grim
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>>64820737
Getting a bidet was one of the best decisions I've ever made. So many men out there smell like feces and/or have hemorrhoids from sanding away their asshole with paper.
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>all these people who cannot even wipe their own ass
>they need a robot to accomplish said task
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>>64821063
I have no idea how "keep wiping until the paper stays white" alludes these people.
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>>64821038
>state revenue source [Ben Avery] exempt from state fire bans
Gets the noggin joggin
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>>64820832
I don't know why the US Army published some of these photos from the PASGT development program, especially since they insist that the PASGT is completely unrelated to a certain German helmet.
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>>64821048
I love Trekpu.Wish there were more than the handful I have.
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>>64820563
My brother gave me that for Christmas, it’s pretty funny.
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>>64820804
Jesus Christ I'm fucking dying of laughter
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>>64821091
Hmmmmmmm
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>>64821250
/k/awaii
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>>64821397
Kek classic
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>>64821397
Glad to see that 900$ will still get ya 1000 .308 maybe with some to spare
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>>64821063
People who own bidets double check everything with Grok
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>>64821150
Calm down faggot, it's just mildly amusing
What, were you waiting for an excuse to post that reaction image and you got impatient?
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ITT: Slapfight between --
>mobility scooter riding Shartmart yanks who can't clean themselves without special (non-flushable) moistened disposable cloths
>Thirdies that splash their asses with some water, wipe with their bare hands (without washing hands afterwards), then claim superiority

Are you all suffering from constant and permanent diarrhea?
Do none of you fucking faggots know how yo use toilet paper?
Is the concept of moistening some toilet paper with water from the bathroom sink beyond your comprehension?
Are you all walking around with puffy red protruding anuses like a bunch of chimps all day????
WTF is going on?!?!? How is this even a debate?
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming
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>>64821562
Calm your autism son I just found that retarded HR Karen letter to be really funny
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>>64821562
Btw, I see
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>>64820931
I don't think tp would work for that either
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>>64821111
If Trepku wasn't supposed to do that in the Holodeck, why was the Holodeck programed to do it?
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>>64822176
FYI, they actually make portable bidets for camping and such.
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>>64822195
Fucking kek gets me everytime
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>>64820501
Extra free floating for supreme accuracy.
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>>64822195
I just bring wet wipes and throw them in the river with my empty brass at the end of the trip
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>>64822629
Implessive
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>>64821618
I think this has gotten funnier over the years considering how the VDV fared in Ukraine in the special military operation
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>>64821397
>900 C96
They're like 3.6k now :( still more obtainable then most MGs at least
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>>64820804
im posting this list in my workplace locker-room
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>>64820476
These retards do know the mask is meant to go over the nose, yes? The nose is one of the most identifiable features of a person.
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>>64823173
He's wearing glasses. They'd fog up if the nose was covered
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>>64823211
There's specific ones with tiny breathing holes for nose and mouth to breathe through that cyclers use to prevent fogging up of their glasses. Well, or just wear contacts.
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>>64820623
An Arab in his tank is chasing a Jew in the desert, shooting all the time. Eventually he stops shooting and Jew turns around, somewhat astonished. 'Why aren't you shooting anymore?' 'I am out of ammo'. 'You want to buy some?'
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>>64821618
Love this image
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>>64821397
I mean, that would probably buy anywhere from two to nine or ten depending on what options you pick.
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>>64823554
Going to work and coming back to learn this retard got brain damaged was neat after the whole pot of retardation was the best part of the thread.
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>>64820554
>yfw you realize they put this on there for a reason
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>>64821360
Actually let out a little chortle on this one. Well done.
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>>64821193
lol captain getting shit done
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>>64821447
IT HAD TO BEGIN SOMEWHERE ASSHOLE.
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>>64820536
Wonder how our boy is doing without his dad.
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>>64825085
It's how you know a commission didn't get wasted.
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>>64821355
When Max Brooks writes copy for Colt
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>>64825682
How would a mango be easier to stage a suicide with than an improvised suppressor, kek
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>>64822629
Implessive......
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>>64825779
How is the mango not an improvised suppressor?
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>>64826006
It would be more suspicious to stage an execution as a suicide with a mango as a suppressor than an oil / fuel filter
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>>64821078
It turns red first and that means stop.
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>>64820476
If he pulled it over his nose, the hot he exhales would be directed into the glasses, causing them to fog up.
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>>64826121
Why do you think its trying to pretend to be a suicide
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>>64821632
Found the incel with an axe to grind
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Wish i had a bidet right now, trying to ensure cleanliness requires showers if you're shitting liquid :(
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>>64822959
also 7 nuggets...
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>>64821355
Funny shit
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>>64826784
>G-Goodbye, Lana.
Looks like he was coerced into a false suicide-message or misleading her over the phone.
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>>64821618
Did GROM shoot a hostage or something?
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>>64827196
Damn this one hits hard. That poor mango just wanted to live. This world can be so fucked up sometimes.
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>>64820608
This is so close to representing the average AR15 fanboy.
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>>64827300
Those pubic hairs
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>>64825682
>Sir, we found mango fragments in the entry wound and throughout the brain
>Well
>it would appear
>he was a bit of a fruit
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>>64821078
>alludes
Eludes, you retard.
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>>64826795
>liquid gunpowder
I should read Kino's Journey again
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>>64827196
G-good bye, Mango :(
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>>64827327
That's the best part.
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>>64827427
Hard agree
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>>64821343
If they're playing airsoft they're at least learning how to get behind cover. Not bulletproof cover, but the fundamentals are the same.
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>>64826209
It annoys me greatly when people don't record their dominant eye.
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>>64827395
I don't watch television and actors like him who are obviously physically enfeebled but are portrayed as strong is ridiculous.
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>>64825023
I have seen cats jumping to many suicidal places like washing machines or friend of mine had situation where he emptied dishwasher and when he tried to close it he couldn't because cat got into back of it without him noticing
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>>64827645
>have one cat
>nearly kill it walking down stairs
>learns his lesson and stops being a suicidal cunt
>dies from blood clot 2 years later
>have new cat
>it constantly hovers around my feet, ready to die basically every single day
Fucking cats bro.
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>>64826792
Found the sheepdog. I bet no one knows you're carrying and you always sit to cover all angles
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>>64826795
Just fix your shit, anon.
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>>64827054
He was a superheroines boyfriend being killed by bad guys
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>>64827657
>constantly hovers around my feet
I had it with my dog, he was constantly lying in random chokepoints of my house and I constantly were accidentally stepping on him until he learned to "pur" to give me an info about his existence at night when I was going in dark to toilet.
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>>64826795
>liquid propellant
>hydrazine
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>>64826795
>handing pressurized bottles of FUCKING HYDRAZINE to your average grunt
Jesus fucking Christ, Melvin Johnson was clearly some kind of saboteur trying to kill as many US troops as possible.
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>>64827719
>superheroines boyfriend
>zero fight, futile sobbing and pleas
Many such cases!
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>>64827673
I tried but i vomited up everything i tried to eat
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>>64821618
This has aged extremely well.
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>>64828003
This is exactly why I hate you 10mm freaks. You take footage of a .45, change the name to 10mm, and the gloat about how great your round is.
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>>64826581
Wait a second!
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>>64820518
I still can't believe the hero of the story went to jail. At least his son got off.
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>>64827935
Mangos are undefeated
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>>64828864
Btw still a funny panel
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>>64820625
There are "men" who buy those things? Wtf...
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>>64820556
3/4 of an amerilard
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>>64827427
Hnnng imagine the bush
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>>64829587
Pretty sure those are lips
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>>64820518
fun fact:
the main cause for high estrogen/low T levels in males is obesity.
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>>64821666
>I just found that retarded HR Karen letter to be really funny
You do know this is an age old fake image, right?
Or did pretending to be an anime girl online could our judgement?
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>>64827841
YOU STOP MAKIN FUN OF MY BROTHER! IT'S A HARD LIFE FOR US BLACKS!
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>>64822195
>Imagine fucking her doggy style. And then manages and look thanks to her head to turn around you straight on that crazy long neck
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>>64821343
Jeans generally suck compared to fatigues, military style backpacks are awesome and I'm not overweight. And what's wrong with always wearing the same clothes, as long as they're clean?
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>>64829179
kek

>>64829642
the important thing is that it's not a nutsack
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>>64821378
Simon says stop crawling! Holy fuck he's not stopping!
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>>64830778
I was genuinely surprised by how many people thought that was pubes when I posted it. It quite literally says lips in the caption. I actually dated a girl with unusually long labia. I enjoyed it much.

>>64830481
I just can't stand wearing jeans unless I absolutely have to. It's so uncomfortable.
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>>64828003
>boink
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>>64830127
Man you're mentally ill you know that?
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ok, which one of you faggots did it this time
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>>64831420
>its a fresh one
This happens more often than it should
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>>64822629
Kek'd hard
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>>64831425
It will continue to happen, and will likely see an uptick over the next decade with how many shitty munitions Russia has dispersed over the last few years.
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>>64822629
Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OIkqlQaUqI
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>>64831067
Gnarly!
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>>64831340
Unfortunately the problem is that they don't realize this.
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>>64831067
Bots and newfags can't read filenames, nothing new.
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>>64821193
completely understandable tbqh
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>>64822629
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>>64827300
hot
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>>64820625
Dude wipes are a scam, costco baby wipes are way cheaper and more durable
>t. actual dad
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>>64834276
I just splash my ass with water in the bidet.
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>>64832006
My cat has gotten me laid a lot of times
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>>64820608
As someone who has been gunfagging for almost 30 years I have watched this bizarre esthetic slowly develope to its current state over a couple decades has been really depressing.
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>>64820510
Is that one of those Norinco’s with the cast bolts and bolt carriers?
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>>64820625
I buy honest Baby Wipes

I also am a father of small children

Pretty much hate all forms of marketing, don’t even wear t shirts that have graphics or print on them.
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>>64820804
This one got me. Sensible chuckles.
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>>64821427
Kek
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>>64834646
Agreed.
>obese
>big beard
>absolutely covered in tattoos
>Flat brim baseball hat
>wraparound sunglasses
>probably will mention whisky at least twice in the first couple minutes of talking to them
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>>64835785
I don't think so, they blamed it on the Turk ammo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2kjpIwcYFk
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>>64821360
This one is good for those living in more northern areas.
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>>64831090
I swear I see people like this every other time I go to Walmart. Open carrying Glocks, wearing almost everything in this list. Bless them for scaring the liberals lol
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>>64820608
My older brother likes duke cannon.
He doesn't think it's manly or anything, he just found a scent he likes and keep buying other shit from them to make the shipping "worth it" when he has to order the stuff he wants that he can't find locally anymore.
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>>64826795
Does this look better? Can't tell on my phone.
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>>64820637
This. De-escalation requires an "out". The lady was a key part keeping this from happening. She was egging him on and men like him in that position don't want to back down.
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>>64820608
i like to try to be manly. do stuff around the house, woodworking, fixing shit, going to a range from time to time, welding, construction work, gardening, etc
but i like it because it lets me improve myself and be independent. that's what i think being "manly" is.
"dude bro shampoo" isn't being manly, it's larping.
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>>64832006
least insane nellie comic
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>>64820518
Can I get a QRD or .webm?

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