>>64823677
>Cold blooded
Nope
Retard status = confirmed

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>>64823677
>giant sack of blood that has to be warmed by the sun
>not showing on thermals

>>64823677
fun fact, velociraptors were the size of small dogs

>>64823705
True but there are other raptors that are larger. Like Deinonychus and Utahraptor.

>>64823677
>Cold blooded, doesn't show up on thermals.
>>64823677
That's not how that works anon
It only means they have to recharge their batteries in the sun

>>64823699
Fpbp as well. They were closer to warm blooded, but here are some other interesting facts
>T. Rex had eyes the size of softballs and binocular vision so they could probably see you very clearly and track how far you are
>Their olfactory bulbs were the same relative size as a vulture's so they could smell carrion from miles away and probably smell you from a good way off too
>They probably didn't run as fast as a jeep, but they were still faster than you
>Humans would do to them what we did to every other large predator on this planet. Kick them out of our claimed stakes of land.

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>>64823699
>>64823700
>>64823705
>>64823734
You are all correct, but please consider the following

>>64823763
>Humans would do to them what we did to every other large predator on this planet. Kick them out of our claimed stakes of land.
Yeah it is wild how many predators and mega fauna got absolutley bodied by our ancestors.
Prehistoric humans were beasts.

Mmm, dinosaur cloaca

>>64824026
Not doing it for me, chief. I’ll stick with deer and windigos, thanks.

>>64823972
Intelligence is the greatest weapon. Not much a t-rex could do if ancient humans were set on killing it. Covered ditches with stakes, meat-bait with sharp stuff hidden in it to wreck the digestive system, simple throwing soears, etc etc. And we'd hunt up their food as well, competing with them directly.

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>>64824026
>>64824041
Yeah I don’t think I could go for the whole cloaca thing.

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>>64823699
>>64823732
>>64823763
They are just really scary, ok?

>>64824214
Suit yourself.
Wuss

>>64823677
Aren't they related to chickens? So couldn't we turn them into dinoburgers with sufficient firepower?

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>>64823677
OP LOOK OUT, THERES A DINOSAUR OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW

>>64824226
I didnt say dinos arent scary I said they are warm blooded
Polar bears are warm blooded and they are creatures that were designed by God to give us nightmares
You can scare off a pride of lions by jumping around and making loud noises, waving a torch around
If you do that shit around a polar bear its just amusing, you gave her a show before her meal

>>64823802
I already jacked off today quit making me excited anon

>>64823972
Being able to throw and build traps changes everything

>>64824390
Polar bears haven’t spent enough generations around humans because they live in the worst possible conditions. They don’t have the experience of being hunted and killed like brown bears

>>64824226
What >>64824390 said. They'd still be scary as shit if you're innawoods with them. Hell, a pissed off sauropod was probably the deadliest and one of the scariest things on this planet. Even if you're armed.

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>>64824390
>jumping around and making loud noises
Is this why black people can dance so well? Like survival of the fittest evolution or something.

>>64824451
Tell that to the short face brown bear, oh, you can't.

>>64823677
Calm down Murata.

>>64823677
The forced meme of "dinosaurs are like a scary found footage le slenderman horror monster" is fucking retarded and annoying.

>>64823802
Anon you'd hear this fucker coming from a mile away and you'd just shoot him.

>>64824214
You just know

>>64824277
>Aren't they related to chickens? So couldn't we turn them into dinoburgers with sufficient firepower?
Yes, and a much larger proportion of their body is taken up by "lung"(actually lungs plus skeletal air sacs) so they'd be easier to bleed out than an equivalent-sized mammal

>>64824852
Some anons argue till they're blue that this makes them more resistant to trauma not less, I have no idea where they get that besides maybe Michael Crichton.

>>64824782
Why are you arguing with me when you are agreeing with me? Short faced bears lived mostly in the lower 48 states. Not the arctic circle.

>>64824832
If Elephants can sneak up on people then I think one of the greatest predators of all time would be able to manage it as well.

>>64823677
Nigger if it’s cold enough to not show on thermals it already froze to death. If you don’t understand 5th grade biology you shouldn’t try to opine on anything.

>>64824864
To many anons have never shot a living thing. I’m not going to say killing normal game animals makes me a badass, it doesn’t, but the like of basic knowledge on animals is astounding.

>>64824893
Elephants sneak up on Indians and Africans anon.

>>64823677
There is no such thing as an irrational fear: through God all things are possible

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>>64824277
Dinosaurs are a properly defined clade, anything evolving from a is a dinosaur, which includes all avians.

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>>64823802
Sure, but consider this.

>>64824832
The bottom of a Rex's foot was probably very well padded, similar to an elephants. It also likely didn't roar like in the movies, it would've made very deep hisses and rumbles below our hearing frequency that traveled far. You'd definitely feel the rumbling long before you saw it.

>>64824901
>he thinks thermal night vision works by biology
More like physics, dipshit NDVs aren't alive.

>>64824890
Because I'M WINNING!

>>64824226
Dinosaurs are the scariest when CIA gets involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnVQ24d4664&pp=ygUUYmFybmV5IGlzIGEgZGlub3NhdXLSBwkJkQoBhyohjO8%3D

>>64825268
jesus that's a fucked up looking link, why did it come out like that?

>>64825268
Everything after the & is tracking and cookies and bullshit

A recent bone density analysis suggested they might not have been able to run faster than a top speed of 12 mph (19 kmph) so you're basically only fucked if you're fat

>>64825363
Well guess that is most of /k/ on the menu then?

>>64825036
And don't leave your gun near Nick Van Owen.

>>64825363
I would like to know how they came up with that. 12mph is slow as shit when we’re talking large animals “sprinting”.

But if that’s true, yeah easy to outrun.

>>64823677
>Can open doors (and windows and locks)
>Hunts in packs
>Binocular vision
>Smells your fear
>Commonly uses automatic weapons, fire and explosives
>Not only runs fast, but can drive vehicles
>Lives everywhere
>Can summon hordes of company
>Not even the government will properly protect you
>Small, nimble, scurrying target
>Use of drugs allow every member of pack to increase endurance and strenght
Are niggers more overpowered than dinos?

>>64824907
That's because they live in the same place that indians and africans live

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>>64823972
imagine picrel but with a T-rex

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>>64824390

>>64826186
>Apex predator
>Extremely aggressive, some would say sadistic
>Will kill you without a second thought, is faster and way tougher, even having a gun might not save you depending on the circumstances
>It's also adorable
I just don't get it

>>64826186
If not friend, why friend shaped?

>>64826180
Did they let a German name this?

>>64826186
What’s the nightmare? That he is lonely and needs a hug? Poor guy

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>>64825700
No that's because they're africans and indians.

>>64823677
And cons it's a big fucking blaring retard and a peanut size brain

I hate dinosaurs cause they are so stupid

Can they even use the internet?

>>64826214
Reality isn't designed by 13 year old redditors trying too hard to be scary.

>>64824214
Every hole is a goal.

>>64826230
The name comes from a story of a young boy who wanted to watch the buffalo jump, so he watched from down below the cliff. So many buffalo jumped and their bodies piled so quickly that the pile overwhelmed him, pinned him against the cliff face, and his head was smashed in against the rocks.

>>64825036
What the fuck is Obadiah gonna do to a T-Rex? Rape it?

>>64824864
The emu wars

>>64824214
Some dinosaurs have penises.

>>64826633
Wouldn't they all? All the males, at least.

>>64826684
No. Most current dinosaurs don't have one.

>>64826727
wtf how do they have sex then

>>64826758
Ass to ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkVDzobov6Q

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>>64826342
>when mommy comes home early and asks you what happened to all the strawberry ice cream

>>64826342
That's one tasty-looking carcass

>>64826351
They can't even laugh, a basic test for intelligence. Like, when was the last time you heard a dinosaur even sensible chuckle?

>>64826555
Just like the redman, always appropriating the culture of the Anasazi.

>>64826765
https://youtu.be/jK33V7FGjd8?si=pFmNb5oshKCS8D8k
Guess I have to stop calling my mistress a dinoslut from hell.

>>64824214
Who is this angel?

>>64826342
is that a seal or a human?

>>64827065
a seal

>>64826684
No, dinosaurs were like birds; most species' males would also have a cloaca, and they would have to scissor each other. A few lucky dinosaur species would be like ducks and ostriches and be blessed with a penis.

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>>64826979
>Who is this angel?
The patron saint of /s/

>>64827290
Mammals have a penis, reptiles have a penis, crocodiles have a penis, birds outside of Neoaves have a penis. We might assume all dinosaurs had a penis until Neoaves lost it.

If you aren't already terrified of GEWMRS (Genetically Engineered Weaponized Mole Rats) you have you have your head in the sand. Which is the last place you want your head to be desu.

>>64824026
Deathclaw
Mellow
e621
Your welcome

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>>64824285
stupid redditass response baka

>>64826925
>>64827065
Seal, and yes, the brown matter is its shit

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>>64823677
what if they're based retards?

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>>64828487
>tfw

>>64825455
The man responsible for a majority of the deaths in the film.

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>>64823677
>-cold blooded
No.
>-smart, can open doors
Most of them do not have the range of motion needed on their wrists for this, and they are not opening normal knob doors.
>-Runs as fast as a jeep
Yes but no. Rexy and most of the Tyrannosaurs and Carcharodontosauridae aren't running any faster then a fifty year old unmodified farm tractor. If you are worried about speed you might want to be more concerned about Maip Macrothorax.
>-All terrain, claws for ice
That's not even remotely how that works. Like, at all. Have you never lived in a snowy and icey climate? They'll be sliding around and occasionally gouging small trenches into the crystalized water, but they're not going to be going anywhere. Like if you live on the east coast of the US right now step outside with a pair of kitchen knives and see what it's like trying to dig said knives into the ice.
>-can demolish buses, houses. No hunkering down
These are not kaiju. Sauropods might be a problem with crushing buses and cars, and giving themselves terminal foot injuries in the process, and I'm sure an ankylosaur club could total a car if hit in the right place. But beyond that any damage that large hadrosaurs or the largest predators would do would be minimal and accidental. Their skin is not going to be perfectly resilient to cuts and they're not resistant to internal bruising and bleeding from blunt force trauma.
If your primary introduction to dinosaurs is Jurassic Park and the recent analog horror trend around them I understand your concern, but that's a series trapped in the late 80s/early 90s musing about dinosaurs, it's been over 30 years and we believe we understand so much more and have found so many more new things. If you are seriously concerned about dinosaurs, start researching the Megaraptorans because they would be our biggest problem. Best way to deal with an irrational fear is to start studying it and with your knowledge remove either the 'irrational' part or the 'fear' part of it.

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>>64825455
At least you know where he can be found later should you need to take him out (in Mombasa, in a tavern drinking gin).
..pic somewhat related for the Anon who didn't get the joke the other two guys were making

>>64828487
>ywn play halo 3 eating doritos and drinking mt dew with a qt3.14 utahraptor girl in college

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I'm always fascinated how big animals like elephants are moving in a careful and methodical way, I wonder if big predators like t rex were doing the same

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>>64828945
Few of life’s problems can’t be solved with the proper application of high explosives

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>>64829211
All if anyone had the fuck balls to use these

>>64824893
>one of the greatest predators of all time
Whether or not T. rex was actually a predator is still subject to debate.

>>64829237
Why are you posting a pic of Toropetz?

>>64829250
There is no such thing as a huge (relative to contemporary animals) carnivore that is not also a predator
>Orcas
>Big cats (lions, tigers, etc.)
>Bears (oh my)
>Crocs
>Large species of anaconda/python
Will they go for good carrion if presented the opportunity? Sure. But all of these carnivores are predators. The only one that doesn't hunt as much is bears, but even then, polar bears are notable for being hypercarnivores that do nothing BUT hunt, and are tied with Kodiak bears for "largest extant land carnivore".
T. rex was a predator and would have hunted. End of story.

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>>64829266
I like fire

>>64829237
Something something sea of radioactive cobalt

>>64823677
>Irrational fear
I'm more than sure any large meat-eating animal would do that, so how is it Irrational? I went shark cage diving once, and looking "Normal size shark straight on " activated a terror I have never felt before, and I never want to feel again, because all I could see was its fucking teeth.

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>>64828304
NTA but, instructions unclear, dick stuck in my car's exhaust pipe.

>>64823677
Ik 35 years old and I still get sad when I think about we will never truely know what T-rex really looked like or how they behaved. As a kid you always hold out theres gonna be some bs sci fi technology but there just so far gone we will enternally be left making educated guesses

>>64829250
That was never truely much of a debate and its main proponant has pretty much moved on

>>64829636
E621
Deathclaw female webm
order:favcount

>>64825336
>Everything after the & is tracking and cookies and bullshit

Correct. You can shorten the URL to:
http://youtu.be/XnVQ24d4664

>>64828903
They'd have to in order to hunt, hell even bears can be dead quiet when they want to be.
It would be pretty jarring to look up and see a t rex staring at you from across a field, and you have no idea how long it's been there.

>>64829304
Whales are literally apex predators but they only eat tons of small shrimp so they're not exactly scary.

>>64830102
Filter-feeding is technically a form of predation but is so weirdly specialised that I don't think it really counts here. That being said, orcas are a type of whale and can hunt most large filter-feeders.
Sperm whales hunt giant squid all the time btw.

>>64830102
>Whales are literally apex predators but they only eat tons of small shrimp
They're not apex then.
It's about preying on predators.

>>64830166
>Why the fuck is one of the deadliest predators on the planet also the most adorable?
Because danger is exciting but decontexualised and at a distance, you misinterpret excitement as attraction and reinterpret scary as cute because there's no need to be afraid and they're fuzzy and you can imagine the tactile experience of hugging them.

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>>64826584
Now that's soldiering

>>64830249
Bears certainly killed a lot of humans during history but they're cute so they were always the good guys, protector gods and those sorts of things. Wolves look scary so they were the menacing figure.

Any creature that would pose a legitimate threat to us humans, absolutely will be dealt with and bent to our demands by the 20th century. If Dinosaurs were still with us, you can bet your fucking ass we would be dealing with them with absolute priority and utilize them into industry in some way.
Not to mention if dinos were common, the larger calibers of small arms would be much more popular with us today to potentially deal with them.

>>64830280
>Bears were always the good guys
Anon, do you know what the word "bear" is?
It's not the real name for the animal but a euphemism along the lines of "the brown thing" that was used in many northern European countries because using its real name might summon one.
This terror lasted so long and persisted through so many languages that linguists have to go back to proto-Sumerian to try piecing together what the unwritten/unspoken word for bears could be.
They know there was another "true" name for bears but there are only the faintest traces of it left in the languages of many cultures who had these beliefs.

As for Wolves being bad guys...
>Rome
>Georgia
>Persia
>Mongolia
...

There are many cultures that admire wolves. Even undomesticated ones.

>>64830314
>and utilize them into industry in some way
Imagine the fashion uses for raptor feathers, the shoes you could make from a t-rex and abattoir butchers carving off factory farmed algae-fed bronto steaks with chainsaws before the bones are sent to be processed into biodegrable chopsticks and inflammable construction beams with natural cable routing channels.

>>64823763
Also fun fact: during dinosaurs time atmospheirc pressure was 200 bars and atmosphere was so dense that was nearly water. This is why everything could be so big buoyancy compensated most of their weight.
Therefore all movement of them was slow like underwater due to heavy atmospheric drag close to underwater drag.
Guns would have range of meters due to drag aslo supercavitation projectiles couldn't increase range because atmosphere wasn't liquid.
Due to high sound conductivity steps would be heard miles away and at close range roar of big animals possibly could knock down little critters.
Any today's existing air breathing animal been put into dinosaurs time would keel over in seconds due to high-pressure nervous syndrome.

>>64830457
>because using its real name might summon one.
>This terror lasted so long and persisted through so many languages that linguists have to go back to proto-Sumerian to try piecing together what the unwritten/unspoken word for bears could be.
Citation required. Link?

>>64830464
>the shoes you could make from a t-rex
>muh rex handbag and matching pumps!
I might wear them.

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>>64830314
>bent to our demands by the 20th century
It could happen.

>>64830470
Doubt.

>>64830478
>Link?
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=bear+name+myth

I'm exaggerating of course but the first page of results will demonstrate the pervasiveness of the belief which is based on the practice, widespread in both time and space, of making the true word for bears a cultural tabboo to speak.

>>64830470
> atmosphere was so dense that was nearly water.
No

>>64831057
>ignore that my entire point is “exaggeration”
Normally we call that making shit up

>>64830314
They'd alter human history in a cascading effect
Assuming somehow nothing changes pre-Columbian contact:
>large mammals try to settle the Americas
>ITS A FUCKING TREX
>Europeans arrive in the Americas
>Oops, All Raptors

>>64831263
>Europeans arrive in the Americas
>Oops, All Raptors
While significantly more difficult that’s still something we could have handled. 16th century muskets would still a raptor. Hell volley fire might be a good way to handle them if their in packs anyway.

Also I want a movie or game with this plot.

>>64831403
Its still very much feasible, but the issue now is "is it worth it?" Most nations are going to just go "Oh this is the Congo all over again, fuck this place." They'll no doubt start taking islands for cash crops, but penetration into the continent would take significantly longer if natives didn't take root and wipe out the most important threats.

>>64823677
When I was a kid and first watched AOT. I had the small niggling fear at the back of my mind that a titan would appear while I was taking a shit, break the wall and lift me up from the toilet and kill me

>>64831204
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear#Etymology
He's kinda right though.

>>64831204
>Normally we call that making shit up
No, that's lying.
Exaggeration is a bit different and involves manipulating the truth rather than inventing or denying it.

It's very rigid thinking to conflate the two.

>>64827371
>reptiles have a penis
Some have a cloaca, some have hemipenes

>>64831408
To me they’d still think it’s worth it as long as the cost doesn’t exceed a war with other European powers. What’s easier for the Spanish, to invade England or France and take relatively small amounts of land and deal with an angry populace? Or access incredible amounts of land and deal with animals you can just kill and move on?

Not saying it doesn’t change the equation of colonization, but the appeal is still there. Honestly I think the harder part is still sailing across the ocean and setting up reliable self-sustaining colonies rather than killing dinos.

>>64831465
Not about this
>because using its real name might summon one.
>This terror lasted so long and persisted through so many languages that linguists have to go back to proto-Sumerian to try piecing together what the unwritten/unspoken word for bears could be.

>>64831057
>>64831204
I speak, read and write ancient Sumaian and knew this was horse pucky.

>>64831590
Exactly. My phn keyboard doesn't have the Sumarian character set, but the word literally IS bear.

>>64831588
Spanish colonization was driving by there being locals to convert and exploit
French colonization wasn't colonization so much as running fur trade
The English were the ones to fully commit to actual "show up and settle" and that was only late in the game because of internal strife on the islands
There being natives makes setting up colonies extremely easy. I'm not saying it wouldn't happen, but it would attract far less interest and be more of a curiosity for far longer. If there's no natives the biggest change isn't even the dinosaurs, its the fact Europeans don't get potatoes and corn to stabilize food production.

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Literally just domesticate them

>>64831590
Yeah that's what kinda, a synonym of somewhat, implies; he's not talking out of his ass, but not entirely right either.

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>>64829660
Never say never, we have gotten a few nearly perfect mummified dinosaurs so well preserved we even managed to figure out what color they were. The odds of finding a perfectly mummified t-rex are astronomically low, but not zero.

>>64831779
Yeah you’re definitely right about the first two. Wasn’t thinking about them using the natives.

>>64831816
No he is talking out his ass. The only place “kinda” applies is that bears were referenced all through antiquity. Which no shit, anywhere that interacted with them would have a word for bear.

>>64830139
Sort of, but it technically means that they have very very few if any natural predators themselves. To your point though, orcas are a rare example of an apex predator that regularly preys on other apex predators (great white sharks).

>>64831596
>>64831601
That just proves that the truth is older than Sumerian because they too have the tabboo.

>>64831920
>orcas are a rare example of an apex predator that regularly preys on other apex predators (great white sharks)
Doesn't that mean that the shark isn't actually the Apex?
It's a middle-level manager in the ecosystem, scary to cubicle dwellers but not to the suits from corporate.

>>64826186
Just a reminder that Polar Bears are evolving with climate change. They have started to hunt in packs and have been getting fatter as the ice retreats. We have already seen they are now living indoors and I would not be surprised if some posters on here were actually Bears at this stage.

>>64831808
>Look shes smiling!

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>>64823677
Fear?

>>64823677
That's a reasonably accurate reconstruction of a large, carnivorous life form that actually existed. You want unreasonable, try the creeping dread that accompanies the fear of something that never existed, though it's unsettling just how many descriptions of dragons they based the design off of.

>>64825458
>But if that’s true, yeah easy to outrun.
Oh really? How long can you maintain a 5 minute mile pace, or faster?

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>>64823972
Firearms are just tiny fires throwing tiny rocks at high speed.
>>64824771
LOL, saved!
>>64828945
Book Muldoon was almost Burt Gummer, he was constantly bitching about Hammond being a cheapskate.

>>64823972
Sharpend sticks, thrown stones and fire can body anything in the natural kingdom. Imagine if ants could sharpen knives, manipulate fire and create and use slingshot. And wanted us scoured out of their territory. Do you know what an adversary they would be?

>>64834315
>Sharpend sticks, thrown stones and fire can body anything in the natural kingdom
I feel like if you're facing a shark, either you're on land and don't need any of that, or you're in the water and you're fucked.
The tools might help on a boat though.

>>64833752
Farther than it can. I can keep that pace for a half mile and that’s when I’m not running for my life. After that and being tired I could keep up a 9:00 minute mile for another 4 or 5 miles.

I’m 31 and in good shape. I lift 4 times a week, cardio about once a week. For context I never ran track growing up but last summer I ran a 2:32 800m. That was after a 400 and a 4x100 relay. This was all for shits and gigs and not trained for. You bet your ass I could do better if I’m being chased by a t rex. Not everyone is a fat as you.

>>64823972
The ability to throw a rock or stick may as well be eldritch magic as far as pretty much the entire non-primate animal kingdom is concerned, and human shoulders are almost perfectly designed for throwing shit real good.

>>64826342
>hey there buddy we got some coca-cola over here you want some?

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>>64835681
Not enough lube

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>>64824771
>Sabertooths ragequit
>A zillion years later humans bring them back as big tiddy cat gfs
>Sabertooths technically get the silver medal for evolution
There is a non-zero chance that this happens.

>>64823677
They’re early avians, so warm blooded

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>>64823802
Consider the following: instead of s roar, you get an ear shattering CHEEEEEEP! or CAAAAW!. Instead of fluid motion, you get the jerky bird head movement. Instead of the dinosaur you grew up with you’ve got a gigantic dumb vulture-like parakeet that peck-bites whatever it can overpower to death.

>>64835945
Gay and wrong

>>64835945
Or maybe instead of a dinosaur hunter you're a slop-eating pig.

>>64835997
>>64836003

So offended and womanly.

>>64835712
>Not enough lube
I'm no scaly. The only thing I'm trying to penetrate is their hide. Not their cloaca.

>>64836028
So fake and faggy

>>64836060
You already said that you unoriginal tranny

>>64836062
I sure did
Wanna see me say it again?

>>64835763
Classic. This is the post that really kicked my desire to hunt dinosaurs up to a 11.

>>64835127
>in running shoes on a flat track I almost managed 12 mph for 0.5 miles
>so yeah I could outrun a T-Rex in the wild, just don't be fat lol

>>64823677
If they popped up today in their peak numbers humans would drive them to near extinction so fast it'd probably happen inside a decade. The only survivors would be in zoos and hunting preserves. They wouldn't even have the time to learn to fear us before they got wiped out due how threatening we would perceive them to be (even if they're actually not that big of a deal) and how good at killing we are. Our species, over it's relatively short time on this earth, has directly wiped out many other species because we're too damn good at killing things for our own good. Humans are the single deadliest predator to ever walk the earth. There is a reason most wild animals instinctually try stay away from us. Dinosaurs like T-Rex are absolutely an irrational fear unless you're alone and unarmed in an area one is also known to be running around in, which is extremely unlikely to happen anytime soon.

Their only real hope is that they're not actually hyper-aggressive killing machines that go after you just because you're there and can be tamed and trained in a way that makes them useful working animals. Imagine dealing with feral hogs by sending in a pack of trained and tracked predatory theropods.

>>64836126
>what is a sprint
>don’t be fat
Yes.

Nothing I claimed was impressive. Any man under 40 that isn’t overweight and works out semi regularly can run over 12mph for a distance that would save their life. Cold blooded animals move in burst too. They can’t keep up their max output like mammals can.

The only people who have an issue believing a 12mph pace is reasonable are
>ones who never played sports past elementary school
>fats
Which one are you? Both.

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>>64824778
Dance Dance Devolution

>>64829660
We might get mammoths or more likely (sooner) aurochs.

>>64832002
My mind is so blown I can't argue against this.

>>64833095
>avian nipples
>still lays eggs
Whoa.

>>64836069
Will he say it again? The suspense...

>>64837680
The tits and nipples are to lure prey.

>>64838612
Consider me lured.

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I was bored and made a hypothetical loadout for hunting a dilophosaurus.

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>>64838866
And here's the template if anyone else wants to make their own.

>>64833095
Hot

>>64833095
I want her to rape me and then forcefully make me her husband

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>>64823677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeSd1GoUW-M

>>64823677
>Cold blooded, doesn't show up on thermals.
Just shoot the dinosaur shaped cold spot then.

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>>64823677
Unless they're running 12mph for long distances, that would more imply they're scavengers or ambush predators.

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>>64826342
Cute. Also their propensity to eat cubs is their best quality.

>>64835681
>goggles and scarf
So you're expecting to be in the desert or something?

>>64843507
The goggles are probably for those little fuckers that spit. Although technically, dilophosaurus wasn’t little but whatever.

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>>64843580
>>64843507
It's this. It's for dilophosaurus. And the scarf is so I con't have to smell the volkswagon sized shits the sauropods leave behind.

>>64824026
Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal, season 2 episode 6
You can thank me later

>>64835763
Wow, there’s a lot of made up shit in that