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Thoughts about Miso Dao?
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>>64824288
They're called Sinophiles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinophile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinoiserie
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>>64824292
I call em bug chasers
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It's a sword. That's like asking thoughts on a spatha, or zweihander.
>but sooper sekrit acient chyna numbah wan martial arts!
Nobody give a shit anymore, sword construction and techniques haven't been relevant to the battlefield for nearly four hundred years at this point.
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>>64824255
I like the dadao instead.
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>>64824624
Why would you be offended by that?
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>>64824751
>miso hohni
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>>64825219
What if you like Chinese women, but hate Chinese nationals and China the country? Ralphie May put it best I think, Chinese people raised anywhere other than China:fine, decent, regular people like yoilu or me, Chinese nationals:SCUM OF THE EARTH.
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>>64824255
well obviously i can't take this sort of dance routine seriously (let alone petty chinkoid nationalism, especially coming from a huwite woman) but i think it's nice that she gets to exercise and can't help but imagine her all musty after 3 or 4 takes to get everything right for tiktok or whatever, just waiting for a hand to go down there to the horse's mouth before putting benis in bagina, if you know what i mean
>>64824597
>black socks with white sneakers
nevermind, absolutely disgusting, it's over
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>>64824284
Dunno, but it's almost always whites for some reason. Blacks are usually only into the martial arts aspect of Chinese culture and are also usually weebs. Non chink asians are also always weebs or koreaboos.
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>>64824597
This editing is awful.
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>>64824255
its the same as odachi from japan
japs and chinese very obviously copied each other's millitary tech all the time
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>>64826096
And in WW2 against the Japanese as part of the 'big knife' units equipped with the dadao sword
Now they mostly just stick to shopping malls, kindergartens and train stations for their games of knifey-choppy in China
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>>64824362
That's because you never had rhythm.
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Why the blade bit so wobbly?
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>Did they actually try to use mass sword formations to rush into gun fire
Yes. But they were somewhat intelligent in what context they should use mass sword formations in. The Jap 106th division mainly consisting of reservists managed to get themselves surrounded by 8 Chinese divisions and 2 corps. The Japanese division commander (Matsuura) had a 9 day plan consisting of speed and surprise so he packed only 6 days worth of food with the remaining 3 days acquired by stealing from Chinese peasants and then went into an area that is the most shittiest terrain you could imagine for speed and surprise, no trucks could be used so they used horses and some of the paths were only wide enough for 1 man and 1 horse. Shitty ground, thick forest and naturally lingering fogs proved itself to be excellent terrain to get ambushed in. Japanese intelligence also incorrectly assumed there was only light Chinese or no Chinese forces in that specific area.
>22 September, 106th division (136th and 111th infantry brigade) consisting of 12666 men take of for the hills. Another 6400 men existed but they were put on rear guard positions and did not get encircled.
>26 September the 106th advance is very slow due to shitty terrain, poor maps and high iron content of the rocks in the area even render compasses inoperable. They also get spotted by the Chinese 102nd division and are constantly getting harassed
>28 September the 106th are now surrounded, on the west they got 91st, 142nd, 187th and 13th
divisions and the 6th Reserve Division’s artillery regiment and to the east they got 4th and 348th Infantry regiments (58th Division, 74th Corps) as well as 66th Corps, and the 90th and 155th divisions, Matsuura get told by aerial recon that he is off-course by 10km, his force is surviving on aerial drops for food and ammunition.
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>Jap army commander (Ookamura) realized the 106th are about to die so he sent a force consisting of 3 infantry battalions, 2 arty batteries and 1 company of tanks commanded by Saeda to save them but they only actually leave on the 8th October due to delays and having to wait for 2700 replacement men, he latter sent another relief force led by Suzuki with 3 infantry battalions and 2 arty batteries to help.
>106th try to breakout but are unsuccessful. They do however on 6th October force the Chinese 58th division, down on 500 men to get replaced by the 51st thanks to one Japanese regiment doing multiple suicidal banzai charges. The 6400 men part of the 106th that got left behind in guard position try and help the main force but make no progress.
>7th-8th October 3 Chinese regiments part of the 51st scale a 50 meter cliff on the south and attack the Japs with 100 of the fittest men leading the charge in the night, if they take the hill the can zerg rush down the hill straight into the 106th headquarter that is less then 1km away from the hill. Only at dawn with the help from 2 air brigades can a Japanese counter-attack push the Chinese back but the air support cant provide support when it become dark again so the hill changed hands 5 times for 48 hours and losses are severe but the Chinese managed to hold the hill in the end despite suffering 5000 casualties.
>During this the Japanese again try to breakout to the west but is stopped.
>10th October The 51st and another Chinese division the 90th decide to do another night attack only this time it is a complete moonless night so they have everyone strip to the waist and cut down anyone not dressed as them. At one point the attacking Chinese were only 100 meters away from the 106th command center. Matsuura was seriously considering suicide then getting captured by the Chinese but the Chinese failed to completely wipe out the 106th so they stop all major combat operations after the 10th October.
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>13th October The 2 Jap relief force meetup and push towards the 106th from the west. The Chinese decide to withdraw instead of getting themselves encircled
>17 October the Japanese relief force finally meet the 106th. Only about 1500 men are alive from the original 12666 men, all the horses they had are dead and all heavy equipment got lost. The Chinese losses were equally as severe or higher but despite this they successfully delayed Japanese advance long enough that vital Chinese civilian infrastructure could be evacuated in time to Chongqing from Wuhan
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>>64826022
That style of editing has been used in Hollywood for decades now. It's very useful when you want your actor to be clearly visible in a fight scene, but said actor has no fucking clue on how to make his fight moves look convincing. I'd imagine the intent here is somewhat similar in nature.
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>how useful for fighting it is
Not at all. Is this your first experience with traditional Chinese martial arts? It's performance theater. There's a reason why CMA is only effective against other practitioners of CMA, and why you don't see CMA used competitively outside of CMA-only competitions. That scene is so bad that the PRC had to literally sand the serial number off of unified MMA and rebrand it as a Chinese invention in order to get the rest of the martial arts community to take them seriously.
>tldr china steals invention and takes credit for it
>nobody believes them
>many such cases
>sad
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So many stabby-stabby opportunities.
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>>64830790
>That style of editing has been used in Hollywood for decades now.
I never thought I'd say this, but Hollywood's use of camera effects is downright tasteful compared to whatever bug shot this slop. It's simultaneously as silly and over the top as 300 while being as eye-rapingly unwatchable as the Bourne movies.
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>sproioioioioioinnnnngggg
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Scottish Claymores are also floppy. With spring steel if the blade is thin, that's normal.
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>>64826090
It was done out of desperation due to terrible logistics and shortage of modern weaponry. This approach worked okay against European powers in the 19th century, but more mixed results against the Japanese who were using 20th century firepower.
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Not that viable against the Japanese. The average Japanese soldier was well trained in CQC and hand to hand combat, especially when it came to bayonet drills. According to accounts of KMT officers, to win a melee engagement the Chinese needed to outnumber the Japanese 3 to 1.
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>Not at all. Is this your first experience with traditional Chinese martial arts? It's performance theater.
That's most TMAs, you can easily say this about Korean and Japanese TMAs. Most CMA are pretty good on their martial art theories and logic, but due to centuries of being suppressed by the Qing, the KMT, and the CCP most of them have been reduced to museum pieces. Most CMA masters don't have a grasp of the fundamentals of their style and as you've said just engage in play acting. There are a handful that have retained their combat effectiveness like shuai jiao, and I don't understand why the CCP propaganda department doesn't promote it more.
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Nah Jap swords are shit and a weeaboo meme.
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>hey everybody it's the scholar general mo jiang dian bing
what the fuck happened to this guy. he needs to make more videos NOW.
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>>64832759
CMA is retarded, just stop. the forms are retarded and reflect a retard's understanding of fighting. it's not that they just didn't do live sparring enough so they aren't good at combat, the fundamental techniques and precepts of kung fu are just goofy bullshit.
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Their shit isn't any goofier than forms and mechanics you find in other systems. Problem is that they're often taught out of context and the meaning is lost to both masters and students. Live sparring doesn't always translate to effectiveness; most popular combat systems are retarded and suck for self-defense. The shit you see popularized in MMA are min-maxed for tournament fighting; styles like BJJ are heavily sportizied to the point that most practitioners don't train for actual self-defense situations and scenarios.
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Having done a fair bit of asymmetrical hema sparring, I can tell you that trying to stand way back and poke with a spear will get you killed 9 out of 10 times in a 1v1 against a competent opponent armed with anything else. Using it like a quarterstaff is much more effective. It has the same problem as rapier, you've got exactly one chance to try and poke the guy before he's past the point and your only option is to try and run backwards faster than he can run forwards.
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>>64834126
It's completely true. And if you want to see really goofy shit, read medieval German fight books.
>>64835815
Swords have no use in the modern battlefield where firepower is king. Its role in CQC was superseded by the bayonet, which is a far better weapon due to it's length and versatility. In WWII, even the Japanese officers and NCOs preferred to use the bayonet over their shin gunto and katana.
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That just tells me that no one in your group understood the meta of spears and pole-arms. Spears in particular embody the concept that offense is the best defense; it's meant to be used aggressively with constant strikes that keep your opponent off balance and on the defensive. Holding the spear at the base not only gives you distance, but ease of manipulation of the weapon while exerting minimal energy, allowing you to make quick continuous attacks without exhausting yourself. There's a reason why pole-arms were the primary weapon for most soldiers throughout the majority of human history.
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>And if you want to see really goofy shit, read medieval German fight books.
The illustrations might be a bit goofy but the actual techniques are both practical and brutal. Eye-gouging, ball-crushing, armpit-stabbing, kidney shots, etc.
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>judo is goofy because the strikes are bullshit
>karate is goofy because no grappling and the punches suck
>boxing is goofy because no grappling
>bjj is goofy because turtling is gay and leglocks don't actually work outside of competitive environments
>kung fu is goofy because someone thought pretending to be a bird was a good basis for learning to fight
There are levels to this.
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inferior to its Western equivalent no matter how many circus flips and moderately attractive girls you enter into the equation
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AIIIIIEEEEEEE KOREABROS DON’T OPEN THESE WEBMS!!!!
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it used to be a very small group of what you'd call sinophiles.
nowadays a lot of them are just contrarian losers who have failed in their lot in life and reactionarily started dicksucking china as "le toppler of rome" (even if chinks themselves don't really see it that way) because they have literally nothing else going for them in life.
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this is very cute and endearing until you realize that in reality that spear would be a lot longer and there would be a bunch more guys with spears left and right to him who would stab that guy in the throat the moment he committed to blocking that one thrust
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i dunno dude, from my experience with japanese and chinese martial arts that sounds exactly the same.
iirc two handed swords in the west were used by bodyguards for large groups of people. also seems pretty similar.
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>iirc two handed swords in the west were used by bodyguards for large groups of people.
That was the most common use case for one very specific type of two-handed sword during a period of about ~100 years. The vast majority of two-handed swords were used as sidearms.
>also seems pretty similar.
The vast majority of swordsmanship techniques, globally, are mostly similar between types of sword as opposed to discrete traditions - swinging a ~30" curved sword from a horse involves pretty much the same technique whether it's happening in Texas in 1864 or the Iranian plateau a full thousand years earlier.
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>another angry chinkshill post-humiliation victory proclamation
the amount of seethe you express in every single one of your failed shill threads showcases how fragile and afraid contrarian failed men are of anything american.
i'm sorry that it doesn't work chinkshill, but you really need to stop hitting yourself, it's fucking embarrassing, what would your parents think?
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>>64826539
He's right, the Miao Dao was derived from the Odachi.
https://greatmingmilitary.blogspot.com/2015/04/chang-dao.html
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>>64824255
The video seems to be sped up.
I do like Russian girls tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqn7Umb-_Y
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It's getting a bit silly when you can't even enjoy kung fu or jackie chan movies. Come on guys, stop being fags.
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Probably a combination of looks cool and exercise. A lot of people like to boil shit down too far or ignore any possibility of simple contextual answers for why X or Y was done with some martial art that's hundreds of years old and shove everything into "how does this specific move work in a fight". For instance jumping exercises to build explosiveness are common to this day for professional or amateur fighters, there's a lot more of a distinction between exercises that are good for fighting and the actual fighting skills parts these days as well. A lot of older martial arts were considered more of a total solution in terms of both exercising for the fight and practicing skills for the fight. That's part of the reason a lot of them are so kata heavy or use stances that build your legs for instance. They make a lot more sense when you consider it within the context of training some DYEL rice farmer a total package for both training fitness and fighting skills in the time before gyms and proper isolation exercises. Also if it looks cool to said rice farmers then that means master gets more disciples which I'm sure was never a factor in some of the more dancey prancey sort of maneuvers.
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They were sometimes making some bucks with pre-arranged fights during festivities, like circus artists or strongmen. An impressive show surely paid better (at it seems that when people were throwing vegetables at the performers in China then it was a sign of appreciation - unlike with throwing some eggs or tomatoes in our cultures for example. Because vegetables were highly praised and artists just had their dinner funded)