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>sleep with a gun in close proximity
>still get got

how the FUCK are you supposed to protect yourself when you're literally unconscious?
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>>64827956
Having a dog is usually a good start, maybe a house alarm. Judging by the state of that room, and with that pistol with the stendo they were probably white trash and the guy already pickled his brain with drugs/alcohol. Also this seems staged? Who has a camera in their bedroom?
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Story?
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>>64827956
Buy an alarm system and a dog to protect yourself from the Internet Hate Machine™.
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>>64827956
Lock your fucking doors to begin with.
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>>64827969
That's the fed cam
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that's a pellet gun?
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>>64827956
I have a cinderblock house. I had my bedroom window filled in with cinderblocks and covered in stucco so it's just another section of wall. above the ceiling and below the attic is fully covered with 2 feet of wood. my bedroom door is steel. i'm pretty much invincible in my bedroom unless someone uses explosives
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>>64827980
The what?
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>>64827956
fake and gay, that's a pellet gun.
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>>64827986
>he hasn't found his fed cam yet
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>>64827956
who records him or herself sleeping?
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>>64828600
Bro you're not regularly checking for entities? NGMI
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>>64828600
you have to find out where the spiders that crawl over you at night come from before it's too late
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>>64828575
fuck
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>>64827998
You can absolutely kill someone with that, and they come with moderators, so it's silent.
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Have a proper door and windows?
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>>64827956
I dont even understand why they faked this video?
why still use the break action on the pellet gun if youre gonna pretend its a real gun?
why not use the real gun you just took off the wall?

like what is this supposed to achieve? who made this farce and why? why use a pellet gun to seem authentic and then ruin that by using the actual motion of a break action pellet gun?
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>>64827983
Based vault sleeper.
>welds door shut
Nothing personal kid.
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>>64827956
looks ai generated but break barrels cant usually do that much damage anyways
The pellet looks like pic rel and the energy stays under 3 joules 500fps. You cant even penetrate a book with that while a normal gun would blow the entire thing apart.

Airguns can do real damage for sure but that's not one of them
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>>64828905
Why would it be fake?
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>>64828940
.177 lead pellets can pierce the skull and kill, especially at 800fps. Unreliable, but it happens. It is the steel BBs that penetrate only a few inches in soft flesh and tend to bounce off bone. Steel BBs are still adequate for small animals with thin hides.
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>>64829003
Yeah but those are usually rifle breakbarrels they have more leverage
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>>64829020
Through the ear would still work
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>>64828639
Is that Marble Hornets? Damn I feel old.
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>>64827956
by not living in a cardboard house in a shithole of a country
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Door blockers, motion detector activated lights, crunchy gravel or quartz around your house, alarms, a guard dog, and having your gun accessible but out of sight.
Also having the self-discipline to not get too drunk to wake up and training your partner to use their own gun.
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You have one gun out in the open loaded with spiked ammo, and a real gun that's hidden.
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>>64828921
Your kind.
I would have started a fire, too.
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>have gun next to you while you sleep
>obvious sign of paranoia
>point security camera at yourself in bed
yea, not a lot going on in that head of his
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>>64827956
>door unlocked
>gun literally hanging from the wall
wat?
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>>64827956
Some sort of assassination? Was this a gang hit?
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>>64827956
Caltrops.
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>>64827956
Water bucket above the door with a string and pulley system attached to a slide whistle on the other end.
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>>64830372
Gun I'll give you, but who locks the bedroom door in your own home?
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>>64829063
Yeah, we're confidently unc status as of now.
Also,
>gimmie 20 dollars
>gimmie 20 dollars
>gimmie 20 dollars
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Just get yourself a dog. Mine will bark at anyone coming through the door. More than enough to wake me up and grab a gun from the closet. They won't be getting past the dog without killing it and that will take them more than enough time.
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Just never go to sleep and have a gun in your hands at all times.
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>>64832066
>you now remember pewdiepie's first time reacting to Slender was 13 years ago
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>>64832066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7etLFU7lytI
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>>64829063
Fuck me, just looked their channel up for the first time in a decade and they have been recently uploading stuff.
Synchronicity in action. Think it and it will materialize.
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>>64831934
I slide a piece of furniture over my bedroom door at night.
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>>64827956
>sleeping
Sounds like a sissy librul issue.
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>>64827956
Lock doors, windows. Dogs, plural in area around house. Good guard dogs like German shepherds in the yard, Great White Pyrenees inside the house that you are extremely close to. Lock internal doors and alarm them. If dogs aren't an option, booby traps and tripwire alarms. The best is a silent mildly shocking bracelet wired to the tripwires. You'll be awake, ready to engage. Set the tripwires on doors, windows so you have time to get awake and ready. Pretend to be asleep, weapon under sheet pointed at door. Magdump when they get into the door.. Be careful not to tangle weapon up with bedding.
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damn bitch you live like this??
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>>64827956
picrel

>>64829036
My boy, those type of air pistols are only good for target shooting or killing rats. Air rifles in bigger calibers like .30 have a chance at killing you assuming you're within 20 meters and are hit in a vital organ.

Yes, shooting them in the dickhole would work, but it'd be ineffective in most cases.
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>>64827956
>He doesn't sleep with his guns like an anime body pillow
NGMI
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Paul Harell made a really good point about dogs being great because they bark.

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