Pepper spray or anything similar

>>64833680
use stick

Draw Bagua trigrams on the street, chant, and summon a hungry Korean.

>>64833680
pepper spray & a knife, keep both able to be pulled out quickly
if you ever find out where it consistently stays, the xylitol trick works too

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>>64833723
>pepper spray & a knife
This seems possible, but I need both hands for it. I figured I would wrap my front hand in a blanket or my vest, or hold my bag in front of me while I draw the weapon (knife?) with my right.
Anyway, wouldn't the pepper spray make him flee? Again, this is preferable if you just try to survive but let's assume I'm trying to end the problem permanently here.

Pic related is the kind/size of dog we're talking about btw.

>>64833680
>and there's a reasonable chance I
Rabid animals rarely live more than a week or two. If it's showing obvious symptoms it's going to be dead soon, if it isn't already.

>What's the best weapon for this?
Report it to animal control, carry pepper spray and some kind of stick.

>knife
yeah, lets get danger close to an animal with a contagious neurological disease that makes it aggressive. brilliant idea Einstein, what could possibly go wrong.

Your best strategy is to avoid it.

>>64833761
Man just shoot your neighbors dog already and be done with it

>>64833761
>Anyway, wouldn't the pepper spray make him flee?
It could. It might also kill it. Dogs are very sensitive to pepper spray, it can easily kill them by fucking with their breathing.

> let's assume I'm trying to end the problem permanently here.
Time will do that for you already. Wait for the doom counter to tick down.

>>64833761
just keep the knife at a good position to pull out on the spot
fucking around with your hands just gives time for it to attack you

pepper spray is good as a backup
if, for whatever reason, you can't use / don't want to use the knife, pepper spray is there for the job

if you're trying to hunt the dog, just use a spear

>>64833792
>Dogs are very sensitive to pepper spray, it can easily kill them by fucking with their breathing
Huh, interesting.

>>64833796
Yeah everything would have to be on my belt I guess and I'd need to practice drawing them.

>>64833796
Knife is shit-eating retarded.
Pepper spray dog. Beat dog with walking stick if you're feeling psychotic.

>>64833830
>Knife is shit-eating retarded.
paws typed this post

>>64833838
Just shoot the dog if you want to murder it that bad.
Knife is stupid because it exposes OP to serious risk, and it's certainly not going to look good to the Karens in his cuckstate.

If this is some silly story that OP invented to justify his desire to stab something then he probably should have left out the "rabies" part. The larp is more believable when it's an aggressive dog and not a rabid one.

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>>64833680
>What's the best weapon for this?

Snacks and treats. Pets and love.

Pepper spray for people is more effective against animals since they are way more sensitive. You can also use wasp spray. Knife is a pretty dumb idea since it puts you in bite range. A boar spear is ideal for dealing with violent animals since it keeps disance, but is also shitty and weird to jog with. If you can't carry a gun, then just use a spray.

>>64833680
Seriously knife should be your last resort. Trying to stab it is like fighting on dog terms. It will turn into attritional war since you will need to stab him multiple times while sacrificing mobility and one of your limbs. If he tackles you to the ground, good luck. Protect your limbs (leather gloves, long sleeves, thick pants). Pepper spray is good as defensive measure, but there is also secret weapon against dogs that helped humans for millenia.Get long stick or metal staff. Just remember that you need some strength and lots of stamina to pull this off. Smartest choice is to not go alone. Two men that cooperate is more than enough against one dog. Or you can make 5d chess move like my uncle. Set a trap in some enclosed space, put some bait in and wait. Then just use some sort of grasper and let authorities deal with it.

stop fantasizing about killing things

>>64833680
pepper spray > knife because it has some range to it. the last thing you want is to put your body closer to the dog, especially your hand

>>64833905
>2020+6
>not jogging with a boar spear and full native headdress
shiggy diggy anon, you're prey.

>>64833761
That's just a working breed g.shep.
You aren't planning on burglarizing some place with a guard dog, are you? It'd fit for a fuckin jogger.

>>64834203
I c wut u did thare

If it's rabid and has been for days, it's going to be weak and hallucinating and will not have the muscle control to chase you down and lock its jaws on your leg like a pitbull would. So chances are you can just run away and it will be too fucked up to catch you. Keep your distance. If it does catch you, you want to avoid letting it pierce your skin or get anything in your eyes, so striking, kicking, or jumping would be a better defense than trying to stab its guts out with a knife.

Get yourself to the ER and get some rabies shots right away and you'll be fine.

Isthis the designated fantasy-LARP thread or are you really so daft you can't into basic poisoned bait?

>>64833680
call animal control you dumb fuck

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>>64833680
Lol, just call the ATF and say you've been hearing machine gun fire time to time.

They'll come out to investigate and undoubtedly shoot the dog.

>>64833847
>>64834209
To be fair I was just using it as a synonym for "aggressive piece of shit". He likely doesn't have rabies. But if I get injured I will go to the ER and get shots in any case. He has an owner, it's just that said owner is a fucking retard who lets the dog roam.

>>64834398
>oh noooo not the damn pupper
This piece of shit needs to be put down, not shown love. The only reason this hasn't been done yet is because the owner intimidated the people who were attacked by him and they didn't press charges, which they should've.

If your state is cucked it likely has laws regarding letting dogs roam fucking free, especially if they're aggressive. Report the fucking thing to the authorities. If they don't do anything you are at least on fucking record going
>There is a potentially dangerous animal loose in the area
And then, when you have to kill it in self-defence, you can go
>Well I did contact the authorities and they did nothing about it
You talk about 'legal issue' but don't do the most basic fucking thing which is use the legal systems your 'cucked state' has in place. Do that first. Because if you don't and randomly kill the dog, they'll claim (if it is a 'cucked' state) you went out on purpose to do it.

Its like those retards that purposefully go to caves and shit where mountain lions have been seen with cubs so they can slap on a go-pro and 'oh my god i had to shoot this animal protecting its young I couldn't have just stayed away thank goodness I had my go-pro on in HD and streaming right then and there!'.

>>64834391
>to be fair, everything I said was wrong or a lie and I'm fucking retarded, please just tell me that knife-fighting my neighbor's dog is a good idea
You know what, you should go for it, I bet it'll work out great.

>>64834432
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We're on a board where people buy night vision and body armor but you draw the line at roaming dog?

>>64833680
If rabid, call your state's wildlife resources office. They usually take care of rabid strays with extreme prejudice, since rabies can devastate native wild animal populations. Otherwise, just shoot it and say nothing to avoid getting in trouble wherever it is you live. You can make a disposable supressor for a .22 with a 2 liter bottle. Just duct tape it on the end and shoot through the bottom.

>>64834698
>just shoot it and say nothing to avoid getting in trouble wherever it is you live
Bullets can be easily traced back to the buyer, anon. Most places will write up the batch you buy and your ID (unless you remove the markings on the ammo, which is highly illegal, much like removing the serial on a gun)

>>64834391
Anon, if you want honest advice it's important information to be accurate. The authorities will likely take an actual rabid dog seriously since that's kind of a big deal. Even if the city does nothing an animal that has rabies serious enough to show symptoms will die pretty quickly meaning its easy for you to wait the problem out.

Now a non-rabid aggressive dog with an asshole owner is a different situation altogether, especially if that owner has political power. But political power works both ways: you can make this person burn all their favors with the city in short order. Report the dog. Document with photos. Report to as many places as possible: the city, the county, the state. Contact animal control and police. File as many reports as possible. Get as many agencies involved as you can. Pepper spray is awesome since it's very effective on dogs (might even kill it), and it's a much more socially acceptable option than a knife. Get the good stuff. Fox Labs, Sabre, etc.

If you want something more than that to have as a backup some kind of stick is a good idea. It has reach, it has much better optics than a knife. Even if the dog is not rabid >>64834022
is correct, don't fight the animal on its terms, fight it on yours. Club the fucker with a stick after you've hosed it with pepper spray. Consider the pepper spray with dye in it, that helps with documenting exactly where the attack took place and what animal was involved.

make sure you keep anything with antifreeze or rat poison in it away from the dog.

>>64834703
Thanks mate, good points. Esp regarding the optics.

>>64833680
>>64834391
Why can't you call animal control if the dog is that violent towards everyone/everything? Or better yet be a man and talk to your neighbor about the dog and how its terrorizing the neighborhood? If the neighbor refuses to rein in the dog, double down on contacting the authorities and have your other neighbors call them as well.

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>>64833680
Xylitol or pure nicotine in cookie dough balls.

>>64834702
>Bullets can be easily traced back to the buyer, anon
No, they can't. That's idiotic drivel spawned by police and courtroom soap operas. You're just a faggot who won't shoot a rabid dog. Hope it bites your cock off.

>>64833723
>>64834778
wtf is the "xylitol trick" and how would it work if a dog is attacking you

Why are you so insistent on killing someone's dog when this is a problem easily solved through the authorities? To be honest, I don't even believe these stories anymore regardless. They just sound like violent teenage fantasies

>>64835071
nta, but the place i live at straight up does not have animal control here
theres nothing the "authorities" can do if theres a loose dog, since nobody wants to claim it
small rural areas can be pretty shitty when it comes to animals, nobody likes having a fence or leash either

where i'm at, they straight up tell you to just shoot the animal if its aggressive, so thats a plus (otherwise we'd be fucked)

>>64833680
I don’t think bringing a dog to fight a rabid dog is a good idea

>>64834877
Why did they show it on CSI then?

>>64836270
Sure, if you had to protect yourself from a totally uncontrollable animal, that's different. Putting aside that this is 99% made up or exaggerated, OP hasn't tried to do anything remotely civilized to handle his potential future problems. Anyway I don't believe it's real or if it is real, it's not as dire as he says it is.

>>64834445
people on this very board have claimed to have talked to women

OP you retard have you ever stabbed a dog? Do you have a post-stab plan? Did you know they really often projectile vomit? And that high blood pressure animals fuckin SQUIRT blood? Also dying animals rage-shit total half digested filth liquid.
I want a picture one second after the stab where OP looks like a GWAR concert personally happened to him in a phone booth.

>>64833680
I made my first wife her own rifle after a nigger's shitbull chased her home from jogging an she vaporized it with a 30-06' Accelerator.
90% Crater only 10% Dog.
Bonus: Owner said not shit.

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You hurt my dog I hurt you.

>>64836351
And everybody clapped

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>>64836355

Xylitol its that simple

>>64836355
You and your dog are the aggressors. If you weren't being all aggressive and putting people in mortal peril due to your criminal negligence, there would be no problem here. And your little dog too.

>>64836608
Hear me out, man, I know you mean well but when you post shit like that you sound like you're seriously pissing yourself over these dogs. They're around as dangerous as your average mid sized wild animal; modulate your response to about that instead of talking like it's a bioweapon.

>>64833680
Does animal control like not give a fuck or are unable to deal with it?

>>64834378
why did no one upboat this?
upboat

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>>64834976
If I were a betting man, I'd say it involves buying xylitol and mixing it into a food item that a dog wouldn't pass up. Meanwhile, picrel and a 22 revolver can take care of the damn thing quickly without making much noise or leaving any brass.

>>64833680
this movie is beyond retarded
>giant plane crashes on weekly flight route
>"they'll never come to rescue us, we're just some nobodies, we have to go hike 1000 miles through north canada while getting chased by wolves!'

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if he is actually vicious just go to his home and buckshot him before it's too late.
if you have even the slightest belief it would harm someone you have to do it without hesitating.

>>64836355
your whole family is going to get buried over a nigger animal son.

>>64837389
You missed the fucking point of the movie, breh. It's about the indomitable human spirit.

>>64833680
>Sadly, I can't just carry my gun
Criminal. One way or the other.

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>>64837389
>this movie is beyond retarded
>orphen lives underground
>flys a spaceship
>fingerbangs his sister
All movies are retarded, silly.

>>64833680
Stop trying to kill your neighbor's dog Achmed

>>64833680
shillleilagh
smash its fookin head in

animal control, you nigger

>>64836355
youll just find him on the side of the road or maybe he made it back to your porch and bled out. im not that good a shot haha what are you gonna do about it? you'll never figure out who did it. cry more

>>64836757
Wild animals run away when they see humans. Dogs run at people barking and showing their teeth any time someone simply shows up in the neighborhood. Are they going to attack? Try to eat your face off? Are they bluffing? Who knows. They sure act angry and aggressive towards people just for being there. Two dogs charged me yesterday because I was simply at their neighbor's house. It was 10 degrees outside and someone had their dogs out in it off leash, charging random people who weren't even on their property. Where are the dog parents?

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>>64833680
nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeegggggggrrrrrrrrrrrooooo!

if you have an aggressive dog and it frequently tresspasses on other peoples property you are not white.

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>>64833710
lmao

>>64838529
Bro gave you advice to not sound like a pussy nigga and you go and do this

>>64839139
Silence, zoomer.

>>64839158
I'm nearly 40 and this slang is ancient. Fag's still a pussy

>>64839168
You're a pussy for having dogs as a weapon instead of just getting a weapon.

>>64839180
lmao I don't even have dogs. I just think if you're having fucking panic attacks from being barked at, maybe your ass needs some professional help for that phobia.

>>64839189
Panic attacks? No.

>>64839192
lol ok fag, whatever you wanna call jt. Just saying 99% of people don't get a sense of peril from neighborhood dogs making some noise at them.

>>64839197
They charged at me too while barking. It's hostile. I wasn't doing anything wrong and not even on their property. A cop would've shot them if it was them. Dogs are stupid and trained to bark at and be hostile towards everything but the feeder. I would've killed them had they actually attacked me, but I would probably have injuries and needless hassle just for being in the area.

>>64839200
holy kek, this dude is absolutely terrified of animals

>>64839200
>Dogs are stupid and trained to bark at and be hostile towards everything but the feeder.
Actually the opposite. While every dog is an individual, just as every person is, dogs are considered to be hypersocial by zoologists. This is a trait measured by their willingness to approach strangers, even strangers of other species, and attempt to create friendships. This is why most dogs must be deliberately trained in order to be hostile to humans. In addition, a lot of the play behavior of dogs mimicks their hunting behaviors. This will involve barking, baring teeth, running at others, even nipping and pushing them over. This is how dogs play with each other, and in a healthy litter scenario the boundaries on it how much is too much is set by their parents. A lot of owners do not worry too much about it especially because they trust their dogs to the point to not be alarmed by this behavior, but if somebody is especially sensitive to animals (like you), I'm sure it would be very frightening.

>>64833680
you're fucking retarded to approach the situation from this angle.

Track it, see its habits, where it hangs out, and spot a discreet place where you can see it from 100 yards away.

then use a 22lr subsonic round with a silencer with a nice optic on a rifle.

>>64838529
>Are they bluffing?
Almost certainly yes.

>Who knows.
You. You should know, based on your life experience. It sounds likely that you lack this skill.

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