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He is risen - happy Easter

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https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>I can hear the call of the Lord when I use the 4chan sound player
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the other thread is an irredeemable dumpster fire that is probably going to get nuked from orbit by jannies
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I agree this thread is better. I can buuuh in peace. :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EEG-esLxo
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>>65046691
>>65046690
Irish hivemind
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alright that's enough from me

happy easter everyone
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>>65046690
>>65046691
>two seconds apart two variations of the same song from the same group
we share one braincell
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Wonder if jannies ban me for the shitpost thread
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>>65046660
HAPPY EASTER
CHRIST IS RISEN
>>65046668
Based Sororitas enjoyer.
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>>65046727
You deserve it for that and the other crimes you have committed against /ak/.
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>>65046700
Aside from the Holy Bible, what is the most Christian weapon? I’d argue the sig 550 and its variants have a valid claim as they are the weapons of the Vatican’s armed guards.
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>>65046751
The objectively correct answer, and in the Lord's Caliber, naturally.
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>>65046751
Single Action Army of course
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I love women with blonde hair and green eyes so much.
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>>65046751
Revelation 19:11
>And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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>>65046763
>>65046818
But… it was designed by a Mormon.
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>>65046818
Insufficient barrier performance, .45 will get you KITS
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>>65046862
Doesn't matter. The second temple was built by order of a Zoroastrian. Do you think God is limited by such trivial things?
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Look at this cat!
>this costume is “cat smasher”, but that’s me.
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A whole litter.
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>>65047051
The rendering on the armor is so good.
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>>65047064
Here is the pic as that is 15% resolution.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9861496?q=idw_%28girls%27_frontline%29+
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>>65047072
Thanks for sharing. Subject matter aside, seeing skills shown off like that is inspiring.
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>>65046944
We repeatedly kicked those fags out for a REASON.
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>>65047106
Welcome
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Ah, dangerous!
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>>65047163
SL8 cute
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>>65046751
Puckle gun with square bullets
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The jewish desert diety will eat your souls.
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>>65047062
Who’s the father?
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>>65047726
I find it funny that Jeanne is often depicted as having blonde hair when we know she had black hair. It's fitting, regardless
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I hope you guys are having a nice easter
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>>65047891
Volunteering at church today. Feels weird being up so early
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>tfw RPK-16 will never lovingly cover up your bruises before going to church together
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>>65047895
>Volunteering at church
So what do you actually do? Clean up and stuff?
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i hate you
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>>65047817
(You) of course
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>>65048022
EHHHHHHHH?
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>>65047920
Different teams for different purposes. My team stays in the background and focuses on cleaning, maintenance, and building issues. Lotta based dudes I serve with.
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New Foxu!
happy Easter, everyone!
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I miss him
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>>65046751
I kinda want a sig 556
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I think we might be okay guys
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Sex with women in suits!
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There are dorkfuckers in this thread...
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>>65048217
Yes… there are.
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It's Easter, post more bunny suits

>>65046733
I hope you don't think that guy is me because my incursions have always been high effort
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>>65048217
COOL! SEXY! NOT DORK!
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>>65048301
You too for having razed feet friday. I still remember... you're lucky the fox lover decided to make a compromise that day in the name of peace.
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Sexy and stunning!
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>>65048315
>>65048318
I'm sorry dude but there's really no coming back from the table incident. Once shit like that happens that person is a dork until the end of time
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>>65048315
Built for flustering and teasing
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Happy Easter all
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>>65048336
Bon bun

>>65048316
>razed feet friday
That was PTAnon's fault for putting it to a vote the results of which are binding
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besties
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>>65048607
Green flag to the max > red flag incarnate is what I'm seeing here.
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I had the dumbest idea for a horror game "game over" that would also be so hilarious out of place it would just throw everyone off.
Basically imagine if the game had a specific monster that was basically a multi-armed, vague feminine creature in a dress and long hair the chases you through the mansion or whatever in several sequences, and if you fail it just aggressive grabs you in it's arms. When this happens you get the typical screen goes grey and a big red "game over" shows up, but usually this game over screen has a subtext like "protagonist was killed by a zombie." Instead, what you get if you game over to the multi-armed monster is "protagonist was lovingly doted on for the rest of his life by the creature and had many children together."
Bonus points if the games "secret ending" involves hooking up with the monster girl in the end anyway.
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>>65047917
please desist from describing this scenario further, it is uncomfortably close to an ideal overlap of my top favorite fetishes, and i cannot afford to have my dick explode this Easter.
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>>65048913
>hey guys what if genre X but with twist Y?!
idea guy moment
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>>65048937
It sounds pretty romantic, doesnt it?
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Is a dork, a dork, even in bed?
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Would it be stupid to buy a really cheap ultrasonic toothbrush to clean your guns?
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>>65049301
Please do not post AI slop
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>>65049330
Cute moles
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>>65049407
fami is very cute
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HAPPY EASTER
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>>65049568
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5wus1M7HIA
>Every schemer in the shadows
>Will be greeted by the barrel
>The Law is just, like my ammo
>Seeking out the ones needing just a touch more faith
When we faaaaaal from grace. We are aaaaall the same.

I don't even play the game but they really hit hard with that song. The most /k/ristian of anime songs I can think of.
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>>65049568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf064wc4P50
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>>65046660
Warfare really peaked during the “semi-auto, wood hunting stock” period of rifles, don’t you think? WW2, Korea, early Vietnam. Felt so much more kino compared to post-nam where it became a race to get every incremental, nigh unnoticeable advantage that the average infantry grunt would barely pay attention to, let alone actually use.
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>>65049662
>WW2, Korea, early Vietnam
Definitely one of the most kino era of warfare, but I don't know if it's THE most kino. Depends on who you ask really. I personally prefer the second half of the 19th century
By the way anons, which one is your favorite : Garand or M1 carbine?
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>>65049709
Garand. The M1 carbine was a great weapon, but really only in the roles it was initially intended for; i.e. rear line troops, specialists, and paratroopers. When put into the role of a frontline infantry weapon, its users found it lacking in lethality.
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>>65049709
I have a soft spot for the M1 Carbine, it was just such a weird quirky little underdog gun that didn't really fit well into any category outside of maybe one of the worlds first examples of a PDW.
If weapons never advanced past WW2 (imagine the kino) an M1 Carbine would definitely be my HD gun.
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>>65047726
>>65047716
>>65047720
Finally, someone who understands the concept or armor.
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>>65048129
Will anon post his painted Kaitanen?
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>>65049662
Nah, 90s is the peak
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>>65049887
Everything went downhill from there
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>>65049887
Alright. I’ll concede that the 90s were, indeed, peak kino. Back when high speed tacticool fags took a backseat to general infantry shenanigans. Ukraine saw somewhat of a resurgence of that in the early stages of the invasion, but now it’s just become a massive, boring slog.
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>>65049147
>that pubic hair
:)
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>>65050138
>P-90 and calico
CUTE
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I sat next to a bunch of older women at church today. I brought my parents and they sat at a separate aisle. Was told I was being “fed to the wolves”
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>>65048129
he never made this go kill yourself
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>>65050189
lmao
old church ladies are so funny
go do some volunteer yardwork for them sometime and they'll talk your ear off for hours
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miku monday btw
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>>65050502
They weren’t super old, more like 10-15 years older than me
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>Millennials and early zoomers, some of the only generations in human history so socially disastrous that "girl failures" can exist to any appreciable degree, are now getting old enough to have adult age nephews
God damn lads, I hope this leads to an absolutely golden age of aunt_and_nephew hentai, something about the whole "dammit, if no ones gonna take auntie I guess it's my responsibility to fulfill her maternal urges" sub-genre gets me going hard.
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>>65047791
>jewish
We have genetic testing now.
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>>65050750
Watching a documentary about marketing, see a blurb about
> "marketing toward that swaggering oafish daughter".
Think - "Yeah, that does not sound at all unattractive to me.". What teh fuck are you assholes talking about?
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>>65050750
Nah
But there will be a steady increase of suicides
So got that going for us
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>>65049709
>By the way anons, which one is your favorite : Garand or M1 carbine?

Like the Carbine, it's a fantastic little rifle.
But I used to shot 1000 meter DCM with the Garand.

One is the girl who will occasionally make a nice meal for your parents.

The other will consistently deliver five star, world class cooking at every meal, just because she can, and she loves you.
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Hello /ak/ anons, here is your 3D Kaitanen as promised. Do with it as you please. The eyes are kinda wonky on one but im sure there is some blender tutorial on how to un wonk it. I dont know who else to send to the 3D slopper. Maybe little fox?

I dont wanna go to work tomorrow, but i guess i gotta make a pay check.

Kaitanen3D
https://files.catbox.moe/nneg4s.zip
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>>65050945
any lewds?
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M16...
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>>65049407
female in suit, erotic
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>>65046730
I'm so tied of seeing this slag posted everywhere.
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>>65048129
This sort of shit is exactly why he left
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>>65050945
>send to the 3D slopper
Just a technical question, if you use a pic that shows only parts of a human figure, is the program able to "add" the rest? For example, if you just use the lower right Kaitanen in that pic, could the program add the lower body and legs? Or can it only use what it "sees"?
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>>65048619
But which is which? Both look cute
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>>65048913
>all those arms
Imagine the hugs
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>>65051406
And all those armpits
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>>65050945
Does my brain play tricks on me or does the one with her hand behind her back have wo left hands?
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>>65051406
>>65051408
what's the deal with that mutant?
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>>65051576
Eh prolly, I didn't spend too much time trying to refine the models, I did 2 revisions each until they looked ok, it also gave one kaitanen pigtails instead of ponytails
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I can’t stop myself from leaning back in chairs and I keep ending up falling backwards
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>>65052084
dork
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AHHHH I CANT TAKE IT! AK-15 IS SOOO SEXY
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NEED TO MARRY THIS BIG DORK
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>>65052152
Literally perfect body shape
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>>65052139
TAKE THAT BACK
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I love breast envy so much bros
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>>65052179
make me
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>>65052183
I love breasts in general
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Big butt
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>>65052285
Does this harm the ak?
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>>65052293
UOOOOOHHHHHH! FEEEEEETTT!
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>>65050945
Are you going to paint yours?
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>>65051387
Springfield is clearly the green flag and RPK the red one
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>>65052293
Are feet good for you?
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>>65052370
No but it can be murder on the mag.
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>>65052293
I LOVE DORKY GORILLA FEET
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>>65052288
what happened to her face?
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>>65052370
the AK should be fine, if the magazine is cheap, it might bend the locking lugs. These AK Pushups are really hard and a great way to smack your front teeth into your rear sight, I would not recommend doing them, as punishment or to show off.
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>Just got a nice Imperial Kar98 in the mail
Bolt action Monday is on, lads.
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>>65052503
Did anyone actually need this explained to them
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>>65052370
if it was a soilid stock id say no but an underfolder like that would bend /loosen up. they are pretty wobbly pieces of crap to start with.
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>>65052664
This may seem obvious to you but for the vast majority of the population if something doesn't affect them on a personal level there is no reason to learn about it. Be grateful that you were born with a curious mind
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>>65052604
Need big boobie elf soldier gf...
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>>65052637
YATTAZO!
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>>65049147
This artist’s AK-15s are too powerful..
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>>65049147
AHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA RUB MAH FACE ALL ON IT
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>>65046660
Anybody got art of waifus with California compliant guns? Fin grips, thordsens, the like?
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>>65050743
oh...
weird
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>>65052920
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>>65052288
that butt isn't big though
(and that's a good thing)
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>>65050945
>I dont know who else to send to the 3D slopper
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>Greek and Roman statues have (relatively speaking) flat chests
>bronze age body builders had flat chests
>most professional athletes have flat chests
>powerlifters don't even have especially large chests (not counting manboobs on bloatmaxxer's)
>pretty much the only place you see giant rounded pecs is in golden age to modern body builders
In other words, flat chests are natural and the peak of timeless human aesthetics and cow tits are a meme of modern culture, apologize to AN-94!
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>>65053028
Nice filename
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>>65052859
fuck yeah
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>>65053075
AN-94 made this post.
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>>65052393
>>65052447
Do tall women have bigger feet than womanlets?
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>>65053197
>>65053075
Ann is perfect already, no need to change anything about her
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>>65053201
Yes, foot size strongly correlates to height
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>>65052387
>Springfield is clearly the green flag and RPK the red one

How can you look at this smile and think anything but "green flag" and "wife material"?
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Imagine the sheer girl-smell
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>>65053197
>>65053210
She's aerodynamically designed for high speed, low drag operations!
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You are lovable, right? Anon?
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I love this image
this is a great image

>>65053267
very much so
I've been funny since I was in elementary school and every time I interact with small children everyone tells me "oh I can't wait to see you become a father, you're gonna be such a good dad"
I just need to find someone to love me (and who I can get super pregnant)
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>>65053215
RPK is like a wild apex predator so to speak. Yes I find her and her smile beautiful from afar but I'd be a fucking idiot to get any closer and try to interact with her.
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>>65053273
>every time I interact with small children everyone tells me "oh I can't wait to see you become a father, you're gonna be such a good dad"
Been told this too by coworkers when I used to work in childcare as well as by my parents.
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>>65053075
>cow tits are a meme of modern culture
I think it's connected to the tranny plague though. Exaggerated feminine features have steadily gotten more popular over the past decade, and I doubt it's entirely a coincidence. Of course there are other factors, like the loneliness epidemic. But the fact is that when I see a flat girl posted on this site I assume they're a tranny, and it's ruined my attraction to them.
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>>65053267
I want to think so, but frankly I don't even know
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>>65053343
>and I doubt it's entirely a coincidence.
I argue that it's correlation, not causation: both stem from the internet getting absolutely saturated with porn.
>desensitization and increased competition between artists results in more extreme proportions
>easier access to porn makes it easier to get addicted, this being a major factor in AGPs
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>>65053267
no, not really
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>>65053343
Particularly in the anime fandom I think it's just a case of what we consider "big and small" is severely skewed, what's considered "small" in anime is pretty average irl, what's considered "medium" is pretty busty, "big" in anime terms would be absolutely fucking neck breaking head turn gigantic irl. It's only the flat chested segment where things even out.
To be fair this is pretty common in porn too like the other anon said, colossal cow tits tend to be very over represented.
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>>65049662
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>>65053578
We actually peaked around 150 years ago. After that it was never the same.
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>>65053267
Being lovable will get you killed in the streets
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>>65053640
If a woman said she wanted to sleep with me I'd assume she was either a fed or dangerously schizophrenic, either way I'd just shoot her and claim self defense against cooties.
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>>65053075
>>65053343
Counter point: ancient pajeets
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>>65053578
Damn literally me.
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>>65053650
Odd that you didn't consider her being a prostitute
>shoot her and claim self defense
If only other anons had a self preservation instinct like yours
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>>65053540
Idk man, I just like big tits. They bounce around and you can squeeze em, suck em, fuck em. God I wish more women were the size of like Angelica White.
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>>65052937

>California compliant

Probably futanari lol.
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>>65053752
If she was a prostitute she wouldn't want sex with me, she'd want money from me in exchange for sex, which is a different.
I'd still shoot her though because prostitution is a sin and claim she was knowingly trying to give me super-cooties (also known as herpes)
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>>65053075
>>65053669
Actually it goes back WAY earlier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf
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>>65053578
>>65053613
You're both wrong. Warfare peaked with pike-and-shot formations.
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>>65053953
What about pike, shot and panties?
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Why's my daughter dressing like a whore
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>>65053225
Imagine every day during lunch AK-15 yanks you by the collar making you sit beside her specifically and her buddies or going out of her way to make sure you're partnered with her during group projects. Imagine RPK always hugging you from behind out of nowhere just so she can see your flustered reaction from her breasts pressing against your back. Imagine AK-12 always picking on and teasing you but in a strange loving way that almost feels like belittlement but isn't. Imagine AN-94 (who's actually fucking normal) always helping you with your studies after school where she'd get closer and closer to you every session which would eventually lead to her courageously confessing her feelings towards you.
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AN-94 is built for big AK-12 cock.
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>>65054578
..no...
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>>65054560
better question, why the fuck does her gun look like that?
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>>65054588
Block 3? Idk.
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>>65054560
Clearly asking for your attention
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>>65054582
Yes.....
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>>65054569
STOP
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>>65054569
I will not willingly suspend my disbelief for this
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>>65054560
Obviously you should fuck your daughter
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Titty Tuesday (flatties not allowed)
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>>65054569
Someone should make a DEFY Dating simulator game for this
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>>65054947
Okay but at some point it has to be revealed that they're actually in progress into becoming part of an elite team that are totally badasses and not dorks. Imagine at some point in the story you get randomly kidnapped and after around 2 days they come to rescue you. Something like that idk
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>>65053819
>she'd want money from me in exchange for sex
But she wouldn't say that explicitly, it'd be more like
>Hey, me and my friend are looking for a room to split tonight. Are you interested?
That's what the solicitor told me when I made the mistake of stopping to refuel on the wrong side of town anyway
>claim she was knowingly trying to give me super-cooties
Yeah, just remember to say nothing other than "I demand a lawyer" if law enforcement ever takes you in for questioning

>>65054560
>dressing like a whore
Prior to their military commission, T-dolls were service droids which includes the sensual kind
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Jesus Christ sop
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>>65048022
Here, have another IDW pic I drew ages ago.
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Junya is strong
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Did they ever add the AWM into GFL? Or is GFL dead now the 2nd one is out?
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>>65055145
One isnt dead, we still have one final story event before we hit maintenance mode. But no, no AWP
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>>65055121
Fuck yandere and fuck gacha
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>>65055177
Apparently even the ELIDs are scared of her now after she's expanded her home engineering skills to organic creatures too
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>>65055072
>Prior to their military commission, T-dolls were service droids which includes the sensual kind
The AR Team was purpose built from the ground up as milspec dolls, and their neural clouds are built differently from regular AI. This means it's worse since Soppo is doing this of her own volition on purpose.
>>65054588
>M4 Block 2 but moar future with MLOK, billet upper/lower, and future greebles
>DD-style rail instead of URG-I for some reason
Honestly not even the worst offender among the scifi greebleslop yellow guns (though not the best). At least it's recognizable as an AR, and you can always swap its appearance with the purple gun's skin and give it an EOTech and AFG like she used in the last game.
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>>65055265
>Soppo is doing this of her own volition
How unfortunate
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>>65055190
>>65055265
So what happened to her right arm?
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>>65055406
>image limit reached
do not fist android girls.jpg
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>>65055156
Man. That sucks. Thanks.
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>>65055406
She's always been depicted with metallic arms but the tape and more ram shackle nature is because after KCCO (neo Soviet spec ops) betrayed you she got blown up and put herself back together with scavenged parts from KCCO, Sangvis, and Griffin dolls.
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What are you guys gonna make as the next thread theme?
Nuclear war?
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>>65055265
Their neural clouds of AR are completely unique being based off the brain scans of Lunasia with M4 having the perfect scan and coming online last and M16, Sop, and STUR getting progressively more damaged scans.
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>>65056017
titty tuesday
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>>65056172
Tommy gun Tuesday!
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Soppo is vampire given how long her fangs are...
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>>65055121
>Sop has never dismembered a human
Thats gotta be bullshit right?
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>>65056207
How dangerous do you think a drunk soppo would be?
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>>65056410
Extremely
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>>65055976
Damn, you are right, for some reason I had the impression she only had the one Sangvis arm
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Does anyone want to bake? If not I'm going to do Tomboy Tuesday
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>>65056590
go for it
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>>65046660
I prefer full-size rifle cartridge waifus. They have yet to hurt me as the intermediates have.
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Thanku, I love tomboys

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